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Drill Baby Drill

Studio: French Connection » Review by Rod Woodman » Review Date: 5/11/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

CAST - Lucas, Peter, Joey, Kai, Talon, Bryan, Kasden, Jeremy, Spence, & Ken Mack.
RUNTIME N RUBBERS: 1 hour and 43 minutes. Yes.
RELEASED - 01.15.09

OVERVIEW Amateur Straight Guys, a membership website on which guys have gay sex with one another (for pay), sucking and fucking, all the while carrying on about how straight they are. They definitely want the "members" (and the viewers of the DVD) to know just how straight they are, as they go about having this great sex. The director, Doug in this case, carries on a running conversation with the guys and coaches their moves. He is gay and enjoys their action. There are five scenes, although Scene Five is called a "Bonus" on the box, but not in the DVD credits.

SCENE ONE After an introductory montage of various clips from this video, the scene with Lucas, Peter and Joey starts off in high gear. The three of them are on a big bed, mostly naked and playing with their hard-ons for the director and his camera. Peter has the most to say, and the scene revolves around him. As the title would indicate, each of the five scenes leads up to someone getting fucked. As they stroke their dicks and converse with Doug, things get under way. Joey, a lanky kid who still has his green polo shirt on, gets the party rolling by going down on Peter. Straight porn is moaning softly in the background, as a sexual stimulation for the guys. Lucas opts to suck on Joey. Then Peter jacks off Joey. Flash pictures snap from time to time, so they have stills of their performances as well as video. Doug gets them into a cock sucking "daisy chain", in which each guy sucks a nearby cock while getting his own cock sucked by another. Finally Peter says to Joey, "Just for giggles, why don't you stick your dick in my ass?" He takes the suggestion and soon Joey is slipping his condom-covered cock up Peter who is now on his back, legs spread apart. He says it's his first time, and that's a definite turn-on, even though one mentally questions it. Joey slides his large dick into Peter's ready ass with little effort. Peter is surprised at the way it feels. "Most excellent thing I've ever felt in my life." Peter gets Joey to suck Lucas's dick even as he's fucking Peter. Lucas then moves to suck on Peter while Joey continues fucking him. They then switch around. Joey is now fucking Peter doggie-style in the other direction, so that Peter can suck on Lucas at the same time. Peter is relaxing more and more and is now moving back and forth - literally "fucking himself" on Joey's dick. Peter says, "I feels like I'm gonna cum, but I really can't cum. Weird." Lucas stands to jack-off. He pounds his dick harder and harder until he shouts, "God, oh my fuckin' God," and shoots a load onto Peter's outstretched hands. Finished for the night, he excuses himself and heads off to bed. Joey next strokes his dick and cums on Peter's feet. To end the scene, Peter jacks-off solo, playing a bit with his ass and cumming toward the camera, jizz dribbling down his fingers. It's been a big day for him - passed a kidney stone and has had his ass plowed for the first time. He wants to explore that more, and probably will.

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SCENE TWOKai and his dark-haired friend Talon are the next two up. Kai, a friendly-faced fellow with a few tattoos scattered on his body, evidently had been first fucked in a previous go-round. Now he wants to "take it to another level." The camera relocates to a bathroom, so that we can watch Kai lather up in the shower, rinse off and then work a good sized dildo up his ass to open himself up. It attaches to the shower wall by suction, allowing him to back up onto it, push it inside and fuck himself. Back in the living room, Talon is naked except for a tank top undershirt, which he keeps on to try to hide his less than slim body. He's stroking his generous dick in anticipation of the main event. Kai enters from the bathroom and kneels on the couch to offer his naked ass up to be fucked. Talon pushes his large dick easily up Kai's butt and starts fucking. There are great underneath shots of Talon's dick slamming into Kai's hole. "Deeper, dude," Kai begs, as the pounding goes on. They move over to a staircase, with Kai sort-of "draped up the steps" on his back as Talon sticks it in to fuck some more. They both hold onto the stair-rail for leverage and support as they go at it. Kai then turns over on his knees to take Talon's pounding doggie-style. They continue power fucking, maintaining a tight grip on the railing. Kai strokes his now hard dick and cums while being fucked. Talon finishes by cumming on Kai's ass.

SCENE THREEBryan and Kasden, with a newly shaved bald head, have been eager to "get at each other" since they first met sometime back. Bryan has a little fur on his chest, while the handsome, more muscular and tattooed Kasden is shaved clean all over. The scene starts in Bryan's condo, but they and the director are off for a day to Palm Springs to stage "a grudge fuck", taking turns drilling each others asses. After a little traveling footage, they are both discovered at their destination, sitting naked on the couch. They get right down to business, with Kasden kneeling on the couch, his head buried in its arm. Bryan pushes his way up Kasden's butt and fucks him doggie-style. There are "oohs" and "ahs" and "fuckin' good" as Bryan pounds him. While he still going at Kasden's ass, Bryan says, "You wanna fuck me?" And, of course, Kasden agrees with Bryan's dream of getting it. Next, Bryan gets down on the floor and, with his legs in the air, Kaskden shoves his dick up his ass. They both love this part. "Feels fuckin' nice", "tight ass" and such talk bats back and forth. Bryan really loves having Kasden ram his dick in his ass. Bryan's dick keeps getting harder, the longer they go at it. "Fuck me harder". Bryan really tips over into being possibly gayer than he admits. Kasden cums in Bryan's mouth. He swallows Kasden's juice and then licks his dick clean. Bryan shoots his load over his hand. "Let's go party!" Some follow-up shots of the two of them showering off end the segment.

SCENE FOURJeremy's a stud in from Kansas City and Spence is visiting, so the producers throw a little sex party for them, to get them going. In the living room, the two are naked and seated on a couch, stroking their dicks while watching a hot live sex show put on by Madison and Nik (a girl). The well-hung and well-built Madison is pounding his girl friend for the amusement of the visiting guys. As far as the viewer goes, it's "straight fucking" for "gay eyes". The focus is on Madison's big dick slamming into Nik, first in her pussy and then up her ass. Awesome sex. It's a shame we couldn't see much more than Madison's dick and her ass. But back to the guys, who jack off and cum in response to the "sex show". (All the guys in ASG videos tend to be early to mid-twenties, reasonably well-built and HUNG. And they most seem to have little chin goatees or other light facial hair. A few have lightly furry chests, but most are naturally smooth or shaved.) Now Jeremy is in another room, lying on a bed and watching straight porn on a lap top. Spence comes in for Round #2 and joins him on the bed. The director Doug provided the sex show, so he wants to know how they liked it. A long chat session ensues which ends when Doug leaves the two to their own devices. As the two jack-off on the bed, Spence says his girl rims his ass. They're watching some "Latin ladies" on the lap top. They both admit that they like ass play. Spence shoves one of his fingers up his ass as he strokes his dick, which Jeremy finds "awesome". Jeremy then pushes a finger up Spence and comments, "Nice tight hole." He keeps working it until Spence says, "You're getting there." Jeremy is also getting the message and asks, "You want something bigger in there?" Jeremy admits he's never fucked a guy, but he is willing to try and "fuck his brains out." We cut to Jeremy now all the way in Spence and fucking him with his huge cock. He seems right at home fucking Spence missionary-style, his legs held high in the air. There are grunts and groans as Jeremy pounds him. The viewer gets a great view as Jeremy rams his huge cock into Spence's ass. That Jeremy is a quick study. "You love my cock in you, you fucking whore," he shouts at him. He pulls out, and Spence jacks-off and cums. Jeremy strokes himself to cumming over Spence and the bed.

SCENE FIVEThis one features a "former performer" for ASG, Ken Mack, a guy who has evidently done many scenes for them. He is paired up with Spence from Scene Four. In the former scene, Spence was quiet about his experience and desires until they were happening. In this scene, Spence is already naked as he introduced to a fully clothed Ken. Ken immediately jumps in and hungrily goes down on Spence's dick. He's into cock worship, and sucks his dick, balls and all. They get on the bed and Ken continues his slurping. He strips off his clothes, and keeps right on going. Doug compliments the two, saying "That's one of the most beautiful sights I've ever seen." Ken feeds on Spence's cock, using his fist to jack it. It looks like he is trying to make him cum. Spence stops him and goes down on Ken just as enthusiastically, as Ken lies on his back. Ken has a bit of fur on his chest, as Bryan did in Scene 3. Ken's dick looks like it's doubled in size. Cut to Spence getting fucked on his knees doggie-style. Ken starts off slowly, commenting that Spence is "fucking tight". And then, "There ya go." Spence is now totally into it, riding back on Ken's dick and fucking himself on it. Then Spence hops aboard his dick, and Ken fucks him from beneath. Spence shows off his spectacular ass as he's taking it. They flip over so that Ken can fuck him "missionary-style" and jack him off at the same time. Ken finally pulls out, jacks himself off and shoots a huge cum load. Spence takes both hands to his dick and lets loose a long, hot shot.

VIDEO Like all "amateur" videos, they are shot cheaply with a hand-held video camera and lit primarily from one light source. Video quality is sacrificed for a natural, authentic look. The director manages to get in close for the, hottest, most enticing sexual footage. He's usually in the right place at the right time.

AUDIOMost of what is being bantered back and forth is audible. Occasionally, the guys' whispering gets lost, but it probably adds to the overall naturalness.

ROUND-UPThe five scenes contain some very hot gay sex performed by these "amateur straight guys". (Doesn't "getting paid" make them professional?) Several of the guys seem very comfortable with the gay sex part, leading one to suspect (or hope) that they might be closer to gay than straight, along the "continuum of gay-straight orientation". But who cares? The scenes are all hot. They're all attractive, but not dazzling handsome or highly groomed for the camera. They all have uniformly large hard dicks. One rarely sees a dick soft, unless they've already completed their assignment. I am assuming that the scenes were all taped for the website, with the best ones being released on DVD. ASG has many releases on the DVD store selves, and I'm sure there will be many more to come. There are no actual extras, but I'm sure the scenes will more than satisfy the "members" and fans of this genre. Therefore, I RECOMMEND.

Rod Woodman

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