Audio/Video Quality: Boobaholics Anonymous 5 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike John for Jules Jordan presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480p resolution). The lighting was good, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house but some of the scenes were not quite optimal, the rare but slightly washed out look at times bugging me (I wish they had been shot by the pool outside). The composition of the shots was largely enhancing and whether this had anything to do with Tim Von Swine assisting as the still photographer or not, his expertise is always welcome in a hardcore porno as far as I'm concerned. There were no major compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 5.9 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention) and the fleshtones were more accurate than several of Mike's recent efforts, helping make it stand out in certain ways for me. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.
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Body of Review: Mike John is an advanced "boobaholic", absolutely loving the entirety of the female breast experience in all its many facets. I know some consider his use of the term "aholic" attached to various sexual acts or body parts to be in bad taste but part of the fun in porn is not taking life too seriously, something a number of people inside the industry might want to remember as well these days. Mike's latest movie making it my way is Boobaholics Anonymous 5: Special Edition, the sequel to the popular Boobaholics Anonymous 4, the series always seeming to address central issues to boob lovers since starting off so long ago. The basic theme of the movie was simple enough, get a bunch of well endowed ladies that like using their breasts to augment their sexual performances, add in copious amounts of tease footage, and then typically titty fuck the genetic juice right out of the men employed as meat puppets. As I said, a basic formula that relies heavily on great big boobs that aren't known for their implants. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Rachel Love, the chunky blond gal wearing the blue top on the middle of the front DVD cover, was up first as she established that the series formula had not changed since the last volume, the gal providing a lot of tease as she slowly undressed and proudly displayed her hooters. I like gals with a few "extra" pounds on them, my experience being very few men prefer the scrawny chicks the industry pushes on us so very often, so I figured she would be a different breed when it came to having fun on camera. The living room tease allowed her ample time to showcase her merits for being included in the flick, her firm ass also worthy of attention from my point of view. She masturbated and then seemed very appreciative when it came to aggressively sucking the pecker of Steve Holmes. Steve titty fucked her and then started nailing her pussy as well, his own oral efforts largely limited to her breasts this time, though intermittent taste testing did seem to occur throughout the scene. Rachel had some junk in the trunk and was only an active vaginal rider when she warmed up, still showing she loved to use the guy for her own pleasure more than many of her peers seem to these days. Steve then jerked her off to a very wet conclusion, getting back to screwing her and playing with her tits before a titty fuck milked him dry of his genetic juice.
Scene Two: Ami Jordan, the adorable blond seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next as Tim encouraged her to have fun with Mr. Pete. The sexy gal had long legs, a country voice (with a "sweet drawl"), and a rack that had the guy panting, some masturbation by Ami showing she was up for anything sent her way. Ami liked the taste of Pete's cock and she enhanced the experience with a titty fuck, Pete reciprocating before feeding her some of her own juices. That led to the pair vaginally fucking, her vocals less impressive than the manner in which her chest heaved about as he held her tightly. Ami was a very active vaginal rider when warmed up too, impaling herself soundly as her biscuit took his cock with apparent ease. The ending wad of population pudding was given to her as a vaginal creampie, the oiled up tit fuck and additional bout of boning draining him sooner than usual. Whew!
Scene Three: Rayveness, the MILF featured on the lower center of the front cover, was up next, the welcome lady an asset to any production in terms of viewer satisfaction. Mike was stoked to have her on set and showed his appreciation for her sexy lingerie outfit, her pink pussy looking just fine after all these years. Rayveness has a great ass too but the focal point of the show was boobs so she kept going back to offering up a nice bit of tease involving them, black stud Sean Michaels joining her on the living room couch with a sense of devotion to please her. Sean has long been the type of guy that dedicated himself to making sure the ladies were at ease and ready for his sizable girth, the man going down on her slowly before otherwise using his skills to get her wet. Rayveness was blushing at the idea that he wanted to work with her so much too, showing him some added enthusiasm during her oral and titty fuck foreplay. Rayveness was active from the first pump into her pussy, her dripping wet snatch accommodating him between titty fucks and taste testing. The ultimate ending of the show proved to be the gal taking his facial with pride, offering some post coital sucking and swallowing to round out her day. Yum!
Scene Four: Luxury Amore, the sole black gal of the cast, was up next as she teased outside by the pool, her top heavy body looking especially well rounded in the sunlight. Mike wisely let her give some booty shaking here too, her firm ass looking fit for the next ass flick he shoots even if her tits were more readily impressive. She oiled herself up and moved inside before too long, Steven French and Mr. Pete delighting in all the curves she had to offer. Steve went first with some breast sucking and a blowjob, Pete reaching inside her pussy to get her dripping wet before she started alternating between their rods. The chunky gal rode actively and managed to suck them off one at a time while riding, the positions evolving from what felt best to the trio. The scene closed out with a couple of mouth pops of semen, Luxury playing with the spew before swallowing.
Scene Five: Evie Delatosso, the sultry brunette seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next as the first scene on the second disc, her black lingerie outlining her form more than truly holding it in. She had a pleased look as though she had gotten some good loving by Tim or Mike before the scene itself started, the sex kitten purring as she teased using all her assets, not just her fantastic breasts. The living room was a plain setting for her to be sure and while I would have greatly preferred her outside, the lighting was enough to enhance her look for me, the frisky foreplay and solo action leading to her working with talented Steve Holmes on the couch. He warmed her up thoroughly too, spending more time on her sweet ass than most of the others in the show, Evie loving every second of it as he worked her over (even lightly choking her). He diddled her to at least one orgasm, or reasonable facsimile thereof, and rewarded him by slobbing his knob actively, titty fucking him nearly to completion, and then pounding herself onto his cock actively while he massaged her asshole. There was as much chemistry between them as any of the other pairings short of those Sean was in, and she appeared satisfied when she took the wad of semen to her mouth, slowly blowing him some more as the camera faded away to see Mike and Tim enjoying the action.
Scene Six: Avy Scott, the beauty featured on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up next, her welcome return to porn showing she was at least as hot looking as ever before. Her ass was firm and her tits were healthy, the gal smiling as if enjoying the familiar surroundings before she teased and masturbated. That led to her taking on Sean Michaels, the couple showing every bit of enthusiasm one might expect (if you knew them, you'd better understand my comment) before they began going down on each other and screwing. They did a wealth of positions and every one of them was sweet, Avy getting off long before he busted a nut to her face at the end of the action, each of them panting to catch their respective breaths. Avy swallowed the spew easily and little genetic juice was left on her body as the couple kissed in appreciation for how they were focused on giving the other pleasure. Yeah!
Scene Seven: Cali Couture, the pale white gal seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up last, the newcomer wearing a purple bikini out by the pool to strut her stuff. Cali has struck me as a gal on the precipice of being really special or just falling back into the pack, each scene seemingly showing a slightly different side to her personality or skills. She had fun being the center of attention and ended up inside with muscular Mr. Marcus, the way she looked at him proving she was not above doing interracial work. She followed his direction in the living room by bending over the ottoman, grabbing his rod to stroke it as he caressed her fleshy ass. Marcus preferred to use his fingers while Cali used her mouth to ready their partner here, the active vaginal screwing providing a decent level of personal chemistry between them as they pounded into each other. The ending titty fuck and blowjob led to a small load going to her mouth, the swallowing appearing to make all concerned happy.
Summary: Boobaholics Anonymous 5 by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video was one of the best boob titles of recent months (beside Breast Worship 2) and many will consider it very much worth a rating higher than Recommended because a few of the scenes just didn't trip my trigger so balance that out with the fact that I'm more of an ass man in the first place, the cast, technical values, and performances such that it could easily go either way for me. In short, Boobaholics Anonymous 5: Special Edition was a lot like Boobaholics Anonymous 4 in terms of having great breast action for fans, the amount of fuck for the buck superior to most of the competition you will find on the market.
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