Cast: Jayden Jaymes, Jack Lawrence, Taylor Starr, Alex Gonz, Ryder Skye, Charles Dera
Non-sex roles: Hung Wei Lo, Danny Wilde, Alec Knight, Michael, Milan; others not credited at all
Length: 62:33 minutes
Complete with fake looking aliens
Date of Production: 12/16/2008
Extras: The only real extras were some trailers and a 37 minute long bonus scene from Molly's Life with a trio of babes. It was pretty decent if completely unrelated to the movie itself, a lipstick lesbian scene to stroke off to.
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Audio/Video Quality: Star Trix: Deep Penetration was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color using the MPEG-2 codec and 480p resolution expected of a modern day porno from Muffia. There was no director credited but it struck me that the special effects, costumes, and sets were well in line with a "Sweded" movie (see the mainstream Jack Black movie "Be Kind Rewind" for more information) of a classic television series, the rubber mask aliens looking very similar indeed. The scenes were originally shot for the internet by company Muffia for the popular parent company, the subsidiary probably used for all the parodies shot by them these days (and upon watching a few trailers at the website, I was hooked that they need more DVD versions). In any case, the cheesy sets were fine for the premise and the lighting helped minimize the grain, video noise, and other issues of the day. The video bitrate hovered around the 3.6 Mbps mark when I spot checked it but it looked pretty good for this type of budget. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate. There wasn't any significant separation between the channels and the dynamic range was minimal but the exaggerated audio effects did add to the fun much like the pop up videos used by another company in their BTS features.
Taylor Starr and Alex Gonz
Body of Review: Muffia is a company best known for their wealth of heated gonzo scenes shot primarily for online use but they also provide a lot of different kinds of scenes these days for all types of fans. Of special note was the recent release of Star Trix: Deep Penetration a few weeks ago, the parody of the popular science fiction title timed very nicely with the mainstream "redo" version of the entire franchise. In this set of three scenes, Jack Lawrence stars in the Captain Kirk role (minor changes to names made to protect the parody), handling the role far better than one might expect after his turn playing the "Professor" in the Gilligan Island spoof. The other characters were secondary with some greatly underutilized but it set up the theme pretty nicely indeed with a blending of homage to the original with a spoof on the unwritten idea that the captain was always nailing alien women, and the timing was very suitable. As mentioned above, the movie came across more as a "Sweded" flick with sex added in than anything else, doing so with a nod and nudge to Trekkers everywhere as their hero boldly penetrated where no human had penetrated before. The back of the DVD box described the movie like this: "Captains Log 02-24-3010 Captain Dirk is sent on a mission to planet Nofun where the crew must battle a mutant named Gore. However, Scotty beams him to the wrong dimension where he meets Avocado who proceeds to show him their highly sexual culture. Dirk bangs the Orion girl before making it back to the Starship Intercourse. Captain Dirk then heads to the medical bay to check on Uhora who has succumbed to a serious case of "The Small Cocks". The Captain then finds himself in holding cell with Shock and a female Stringon named Huge Rak. The Captain manages to barter sex for inside information from the Stringon. Join the crew of the U.S.S. Intercourse on their journey through the galaxy like never before." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Jayden Jaymes, the hotty brunette with wonderful curves featured on the front cover, was up first as an Orion gal needing to service a male to feel complete. As is common knowledge in the series, these women emit a pheromone that men cannot resist but Jack Lawrence seemed more diplomatic in his quest to get head by pointing out he did not want to offend any local customs by turning her down. Jayden is a great cocksucker and went right to work, the scene taking a hilarious turn for the worse when "Scotty" fixes his mistake and sends the Captain to the originally planned location (sans pants, a weapon, and sporting a raging boner the rubber suited alien did not seem to appreciate). The fighting was pretty close to how the original series played out too but once he was back in Jayden's mouth to be engulfed by her skillful approach to serving a man, he seemed relieved. Her green skin was kind of sexy too, though the missing spot around her pussy made it almost look like a body suit at times, the active vaginal riding she gave elevating the sexual portion of the movie beyond what is expected of most non-Will Ryder sitcums. The scene finished up when he unleashed his manly genetic juice in her mouth, Jayden continually offering some additional head as though she was into the action. Yum!
Scene Two: Taylor Starr, playing an ailing Lt. Uhora, was up next in the medical bay as the doctor, lamely played by Alex Gonz, treated her with a special sort of medical care. He used a vibrator on her (with some minimal help from Lawrence) but she needed a human touch, Alex shoving his cock inside her willing mouth to be sucked off. While she was not in Jayden's league in terms of the skill level involved, it was a decent little hummer that led to an equally decent vaginal ride, the couple showing more chemistry than they did acting skills during their lines. Taylor was definitely a cutie worthy of the role, the type I would like to see more of if she stays in the business. The scene ended with Alex rubbing out a small wad of population pudding as she licked his balls, the next crisis propelling the story further.
Scene Three: Ryder Skye, the sexy redhead seen on the left hand side of the front cover, was up last as "Huge Rack", a Stringon spy that sabotaged the ship. As she was interrogated on the bridge by the Captain, they were attacked so it was left up to poor old "Shock" (Charles Dera) to save the day by using his penis to get her all sexed up. She blew him and he felt her up, the pair consummating their sexual liaison with a vaginal pounding that looked pretty heated to me. Ryder was an active rider (sorry for the pun) that couldn't get enough cock in her mouth, gyrating and impaling herself on his pecker to get the satisfaction she so craved (which saved the day when the ship kicked in because of it). After putting one in the stick and two in the pink, he jerked off to her face which ended the sexual part of the movie nicely.
Summary: Star Trix: Deep Penetration by Muffia was far too short for me to really give a round of applause to but it was amusing, entertaining, and sexually heated enough to merit getting a low end Recommended. As a sweded version of the beloved original series (though the use of the "Next Generation" style logo was weird), it was cute and I hope the company decides to release more such tributes onto the DVD market in the future. Heck, if I were them, I'd shoot a few dozen such scenes and provide better discs (read: closer to two hours of movie and add in some related extras) as an ongoing series, there certainly being enough from the old series to parody. In short, Star Trix: Deep Penetration might not have the budget the "other" Star Trek parody was given but based on its own merits, it was entertaining in a way that any long time Trekker could appreciate so check it out.
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