If Boobsville were a real place, I'd probably move there, but it isn't so this latest offering from Adam & Eve directed by one Jim Malibu will have to do. And you know what? It's not a half bad substitute. There's no plot to speak of, this is pretty much straight up gonzo material and it gets right to the point, but it's well shot and it features a bevy of busty beauties doing exactly what you'd want to see them do.
Each of the five scenes starts off with a strip tease style opening number in which the lady in question struts her stuff for the camera to warm us up for the main event. From there, the action proper starts up, so without further ado, here's a look:
Chapter 1 - Gianna Michaels And Marcus London: After the opening, Gianna shows off the tight red shirt and the treasures that lay beneath it. Marcus gets her top off and slips her tits into his mouth before slipping it inside her. He pulls out and she sucks him off for a few minutes and then he goes down on her while she plays with her clit. They make out and he fucks her some more before putting his wang back into her mouth. She takes him missionary style and rides him a bit before moving into a sixty-nine with him until he blows his load all over her world famous jugs.
Chapter 2 - Natasha Nice And Eric Swiss: When her intro finishes, Natasha walks around in a form fitting bikini to give us a good look at her curves. She sits on the couch and her tits come out to play, much to the delight of Eric who wastes no time sucking on them. He fucks her tits for a bit and then fingers her box before rubbing oil onto her breasts and playing with them a bit. He fucks her from a few different positions and then pulls out so that she can suck him right down to the short and curlies. He plays with her ass a little bit and then comes on top of her greasy fun bags to bring things to a close.
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Chapter 3 - Carmella Bing And Jordan Lane: Carmella gets her intro shot and then shows off her tight fitting top, which soon comes off and surprises lucky Jordan Lane. They make out and he plays with her jugs and then she gives him head. The rest of her clothes come off and she rides him for a good long while, playing with herself as she does. She pulls off and he eats her out for a few before fucking her tits until he shoots across her cleavage.
Chapter 4 - Jordan Kingsley And Eric Swiss: After her tease, Jordan shows off her slinky black dress. As nice as the dress is, however, it's not nearly as nice as what it hides and when those sweater puppies are unleashed, Eric gets in on the action. He lies her down and plugs her hole for a while she plays with her tits and rubs her clit. He sucks her tits and pumps away at her and then pulls out so that she can suck and jerk him to a finish across her tits.
Chapter 5 - Jada Fire And Kris Slater: Jada's opening reveals her funky purple cocktail dress. She shows off the goods and Kris moves in on her. She hits the bed and he hops on top and plows her playing with her tits. She smothers him a bit as she plays with her breasts but he doesn't seem to mind too much. She pulls off and gives him head and then he goes back to pummeling her snatch until its time to pull out and slip it between her tits for one last hurrah before he blows his load across her chesticles.
Despite the fact that this is all pretty traditional guy girl sex, there's enough variety in the look of the five featured females to make sure that this feature never gets dulls, particularly if you're one who appreciates the ample assets this quintet were born to show off. The sex is all shot and leaves nothing to the imagination but never goes so far as to really rub your face in it or make you feel like you're doing something wrong by watching. The end result might be a little vanilla for some tastes but for those who appreciate 'good old porno' and have a thing for pretty gals with big tits, this one works just fine.
Welcome To Boobsville is presented in a decent 1.33.1 fullframe transfer. There are some mild compression artifacts noticeable in the darker points of the movie but other than that things look good. This material is all fairly recent and shot on HD video so it's on par with what you'd expect from a modern gonzo film. All of the scenes are consistent with one another in look, tone, and visual quality and generally things look pretty good.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is fine. The levels are balanced fairly well and there are no problems with hiss or distortion to note. The background music is a little loud in some spots but aside from that, things sound quite good here.
The main extra on this disc is a behind the scenes featurette that runs for just over ten minutes in length. If this featurette is to be believed, then the female cast never give their titties a rest as, seriously, pretty much every time the camera is on them they bounce'em around or play with them. The result isn't really much of a behind the scenes featurette at all, rather, it's more like bonus boob footage, but that's not a bad thing.
Also included is a bonus sex scene from the movie Tits N Ass in which Christian X plays with the titular parts of Daphne Rosen's anatomy before pulling out and popping on her. Rounding out the extras are some trailers for other Adam & Eve DVD releases, a web link, animated menus and chapter stops.
Fans of big titted ladies getting plowed, this one is for you. The sex scenes are well shot and pleasantly sexy. There's a nice variety in the cast and even if the extras are nothing special, the disc at least looks and sounds decent enough. Welcome To Boobsville comes recommended.