Cast: Alexis Texas, Jerry, Nikki Sexx, Scott Nails, Ariel Summers, Mick Blue, Phoenix Marie, Ben English, Shyla Stylez
Length: 148:01 minutes
Date of Production: 6/28/2008
Extras: This time, there was only a photogallery & slide show, and eight trailers.
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Audio/Video Quality: Jack's Big Ass Show 9 Blu-ray was presented in 1.78:1 widescreen color as shot by director Robby D. for Digital Playground using the AVC codec in the high definition release with a 1080i resolution. As with most of his related "Jack" series, the approach used to record the scenes was one where the high end equipment (presumably this one shot before the current "Red" cameras Robby constantly brags about were in place) did not get in the way of the fun, the lighting not as consistently balanced as some of the company's more spectacular efforts but rendering enough light to minimize the grain, video noise, and compression artifacts. Robby has taken great care to infuse the technical aspects with his admittedly twisted humor once again, not always succeeding but making the effort (and it shows). The fleshtones were accurate and the camera angles seemed to catch most of the action quite well, my personal preferences of using some medium to long shots with regularity not typically catered to but the flick as a whole edited better than one might expect for this type of show (the closer you look, the better it will look in that sense, pretty much what I've come to expect from Nick P.). The Blu-ray version was a nice upgrade visually, meriting a high grade from me worthy of praise even if the bitrate wasn't that high at times. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English (using an audio bitrate of 448 Kbps and the usual 48 kHz sampling rate) with a minimalist leaning similar to the rest of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it. While there wasn't much separation between the channels though the ladies were almost always clearly heard and their moans added to the enjoyment of the show for those keeping track.
Body of Review: Robby D. is one of my favorite directors and Digital Playground on my short list of preferred companies in porn these days, both surpassing their peers on a regular basis. While some try to increase sales by using circus act sex tricks, and others rely on sheer quantity of material using double disc sets, Robby and his employer see fit to try and provide an alternative form of entertainment, one fraught with humor and a lot of fun with serious consideration given to who gets to fuck whom. The latest in a long line of such movies will be coming out next month with Jack's Big Ass Show 9 Blu-ray, a tribute to ladies with large derrieres. One look at the front cover where ladies like Alexis Texas, Phoenix Marie, and Shyla Stylez were featured in all their ass-licious glory will tell you what the central theme will be. I've found a whole lot of heated sex in some of the previous volumes so I looked forward to checking this one out in this early sneak peek. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Alexis Texas, the hotty featured on the right side of the cover, was up first as she impatiently waited for Jerry to bring her some lube. He used it to make her hinny nice and shiny, sticking his face between her ass cheeks to savor the experience. Alexis sat on his face before slobbing his knob aggressively, her skill level having increased over time to the point where she showed her newfound stature at giving head. That led to Alexis riding his cock in her pussy, getting increasingly active as she warmed up. It was a basic scene strengthened by her appeal though, the end coming up soon as she milked his nuts dry of genetic juice that was launched all over her ass cheeks. Nice!
Scene Two: Nikki Sexx, a busty lady with a healthy ass, was up next as Scott Nails brought her to an ailing Jack's house to have sex. At first, Jack wasn't interested in watching them but her bountiful behind quickly changed his mind, Nikki's desire to suck start Scott also making it a good scene to appreciate. Her blowjob led to an active vaginal fuck, Nikki pushing back to meet his thrusts, admitting to Jack that she was having a great time as Scott plowed her deeply. Whether or not she was truthful in her belief that the sex was a 25 out of 10, she came across as believable, much more than most performers at that, and the taste testing showed she liked their mixed juice just fine. The small wad of population pudding jerked off to her mouth was hardly a good judge of the quality of the scene but I'd like to see more of her ass in action (even if she doesn't do anal).
Scene Three: Ariel Summers, the lady spotted on the far left hand side of the front cover, was up next and while she had some stretch marks, her booty was bulbous to the max (and appealing as could be). She teased to the largely quite Jack, the man pawing her until she moved to the bed with studly Mick Blue. He was drawn to her ass and started diddling her clitoris, warming her up in what appeared to be almost as much chemistry as the last scene. Mick continued his oral assault on her nether regions too, the couple vaginally screwing in no time at all. She pushed back to meet his thrusts and sucked him clean a time or two, the blowjob a first class act as far as I was concerned. The vaginal hammering led to some anal pounding, the action getting far more passive once this took place. As expected, he jerked out a puddle of spew to her mouth as the green eyed cutie looked up at him.
Scene Four: Phoenix Marie, the thick gal seated on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was then up as she teased in her black lingerie, bouncing her breasts and laughing at Ben English jumping the gun to work with her. I found her ass to be really sexy too, the manner in which she warmed up during the tease well worth checking out. The wealth of heated tease led to her inhaling the cock of Ben, his stoic nature used to minimize the possibility that he'd bust a nut early on. He force fed her his cock though and she aggressively worked it, soon allowing him to plunder her perfect pucker as well as pussy, Phoenix aurally encouraging him to continue. There was some taste testing and she seemed to enjoy working with him very much, the facial closing things out in such a manner that I hope the company uses her more in related series. Yum!
Scene Five: Shyla Stylez, the popular blond seen in the middle of the front cover (wearing a green shirt), was up last and given her track record of late (she has been in most of the top end titles released in the past year), I felt she would be scoring yet again. She was hiding from Scott Nails but his lack of searching for her pissed her off, the gal sneaking up on him as he sat on the couch making alternate plans for a hook up. She chastised him but couldn't hold a grudge nearly as well as she held his cock in her hand, the playful vixen providing one of the best hummers I've seen in awhile. Her hand to gland abilities enhanced the blowjob and her active riding style in both vaginal and anal made this a great ending scene. Shyla is a world class fuck and lucky Scott received the benefit of her skills, the two of them working out his load to her mouth in no time at all. Yes!
Summary: Jack's Big Ass Show 9 Blu-ray by director Robby D. for Digital Playground was a winner in terms of strokability, replay value, and levels of fuck for the buck thanks in large part to the excellent casting that centered on ladies with well rounded rumps so I rated it as Highly Recommended. Robby has long proven to have a knack for nookie and shows like Jack's Big Ass Show 9 have proven to be the best of the bunch as often as not. The mixture of seasoned veterans and new talent also helped provide some extra value this time, my only concern being the limited extras included (the problem mitigated by the lengthy movie itself).
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