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Jesse Jane: Atomic Tease (Blu-Ray)

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 5/27/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Another offering from Digital Playground and Celeste to showcase the inimitable talents of one Ms. Jesse Jane, Atomic Tease has much in common with one of their other collaborations, Posh Kitten, as it too attempts to recreate the kind of erotica your grandfather would have dug, albeit, with a much more obvious hardcore slant.

There's no plot to speak of whatsoever, but there's plenty of slick candy colored cinematography for those who appreciate such things, and kudos to the wardrobe department for dolling these gals up in some remarkably sexy 'old school' lingerie and giving them the hairstyles to match.

Here's a look at the action:

Scene One - Jesse Jane, James Deen And Scott Nails: Housewife Jesse looks fine doing the ironing in her home. Scott's sleeping soundly in bed and despite her best efforts to get him to 'rise to the occasion' he's just not into it until he finally realizes what's happening and gets a look at the foxy blond coming on to him. Now awake, he eats her out and she gives him the kind of blowjob that's earned her the reputation she has. He slips his cock into her from a few different angles and she rides him for a bit until they've both had their fill and she pulls off and works his shaft until he blows his load for her. This is a decent opening scene - Jesse looks great, even if she is slowly morphing into a fantasy toy and she fucks like a maniac which is always a nice touch.

Scene Two - Daisy Marie And Danny Mountain : After Daisy gives us a bit of a tease, showing off the goods that lie beneath her trench coat, Danny takes notice and decides it would only be right if he ate her out. After he's munched her bunch, Daisy gives him head and then gets him on his back so that she can ride him for a while. He flips her over and fucks her some more and then delivers a pretty sizeable load across her stomach. These two don't have the enthusiasm that we saw in the first scene, but they do okay thanks in no small part to the fact that Daisy is just flat out sexy all by her lonesome. She could sit there reading the phone book and you'd still be able to rub one off watching.

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Scene Three - Jesse Jane And Derrick Pierce: Jesse spends a good bit of time warming us up with this scene where she starts off modeling different lingerie outfits and teasing the camera. Derrick moves into the frame and eats her out, much to her delight, and she greedily sucks him off in return. They make out a bit and she strokes his cock while they do before getting him on his back and riding him like her life depended on it. She pulls off of him and sucks him to finish, sucking back his load and ending a decent scene made all the more interesting by Jesse's wardrobe choices.

Scene Four - Kiki Vadis And James Deen: Yummy redheaded Kiki looks gorgeous as she plays around with her outfits before turning around and setting her sites on Alt-Porn wunderkind made good, James Deen. He slaps her ass and eats her lovely little twat before she returns the oral favors and sucks him down to the short and curlies. She strokes him, and then rides him with some enthusiasm, and later on he gets her on her back and fucks her pretty hard. Soon enough he pulls out and shoots his goop onto her mound. Kiki's pretty new to the game and doesn't necessarily have the same 'acting' chops as some of the other girls here but she looks really, really good and here's hoping we see more of her and her killer natural body.

Scene Five - Madison Scott And Danny Mountain: Madison doesn't waste too much time warming up the camera before Danny comes in and somehow manages to get his cock into her mouth almost immediately. After she gives him some serious blowjob damage, this curvy blonde lies him down and rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style for quite a while. She strokes him a bit and there's some okay pussy to mouth action here and then he blows his load into her mouth to end one of the more forgettable scenes in the feature simply because it lacks any real chemistry (though it is well shot and Madison looks quite fine).

Scene Six - Jesse Jane And Johnny Sins: Jesse's back to send us off in style as Johnny takes his camera out to shoot some glamour shots of her. As she poses for him the mood hits and she approaches him and starts touching him. He can't say no to her and soon enough they're naked and she's sucking him off with some serious gusto. He pounds her snatch from a few different angles and she rides him a while until he unloads across her sexy stomach to end the scene and the feature.

So Jesse sees action in three of the six scenes here, making this one a decent entry for her fans even if you can't quite call it a showcase title despite the top billing (and excellent cover art photography). That said, there's plenty of solid action here, and most of the scenes feature some nicely shot and genuinely enthusiastic action. Again, as it is with a lot of Digital Playground stuff, it might not be hard enough to tried and true members of the raincoat brigade, but it certainly makes for high quality and high gloss 'safe' porn, the kind that couples looking for something to watch together could probably get into with very little coercing or effort on the part of any one particular part.



Jesse Jane - Atomic Tease looks nice in this 1080p AVC 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, once again proving that the guys doing the HD authoring over at Digital Playground know what they're doing. There's a lot of detail present throughout, even in the scenes that have been filtered to look intentionally soft (the movie, like many of Celeste's films, frequently employs a soft look to give the picture a dream-like quality though not nearly to the same extent of some of their other titles). There aren't any issues at all with compression artifacts or edge enhancement while color reproduction and skin tones look excellent throughout. There aren't any problems with shimmering either, resulting in a very eye-pleasing transfer.


The sole audio track on this Blu-ray release is a 48 kHz 448 kbps Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound mix in English. The audio on this release is fine but it isn't as impressive as the transfer is - and it really would have been nice to see an HD sound mix included. There isn't really much in the way of dialogue or moaning and groaning to be concerned about, it's really just music here and not much more. That said, the levels are all properly balanced. The score sounds particularly good and there aren't any problems with background hiss or distortion at all. For an adult movie, the audio quality is better than average, but it doesn't really take advantage of the Blu-ray format at all.


DP have included a quick ten minute Behind The Scenes featurette that gives us a look at what it was like on set. This is all shot and put together with a good sense of humor and while, like most Digital Playground supplements, it just barely scratches the surface, it is at least pretty amusing. Jesse's countless fans will enjoy seeing their Barbie Doll in a more relaxed and casual environment.

Motion menus, the standard Digital Playground trailer gallery, a still gallery, contact info, and scene selection round out the supplements on this release. All of the extras are presented in standard definition.

Final Thoughts:

Slick, sexy and fun, Jesse Jane - Atomic Tease looks and sounds quite good on Blu-ray and despite the typically weak extras from Digital Playground, it does come recommended for Jesse Jane fans or anyone out there looking for some well made and inoffensive smut to try out.

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