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Suck It (Blu-Ray)

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/2/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Menu

Suck It (SD and Blu-ray)

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: All Sex (with an oral focus)

The Title

Director: B. Skow

Cast: Meggan Mallone, Trent Tesoro, Sophie Dee, Jerry, James Deen, Mick Blue, Jay Lassiter, Alex Gonz, Jaelyn Fox, Poppy Morgan, Hanna Hilton

Length: 183:27 minutes

Meggan Mallone!

Date of Production: 8/14/2009

Extras: For most folks, the two bonus scenes will prove to be the best extras, each version of the movie including the same amount (Blu-ray in high definition) for those of us complaining about SD titles getting more. I actually prefer extras unique to the movie itself though so the 6:41 minute long Behind the Scenes feature was more interesting. Meggan was clearly the most important thing to cameraman Shylar Cobi (for good reason) but it also showed the cast & crew working to make a better product. It was a solid mix of material so I enjoyed it even if it was shorter than usual. There was then a biography for Houstonian Meggan Mallone, some trailers, spam, and a photogallery (the Blu-ray dropping the minimalist stuff though).

Condoms: None

Sophie Dee!

Audio/Video Quality: Suck It was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec in 480p resolution for the SD version and the 1080i/VC-1 codec for the superior looking Blu-ray version. For those unfamiliar with his background, suffice it to say that his experience outside of porn is superior to many inside the industry and it shows up in his movies, including this one as it was shot in 1080i high definition, making the Blu-ray version of it look much better. The editing was a bit smoother this time and whatever minor issues popped up were dealt with on the fly, R. Rolande credited with editing and Justin Silverlake with handling post production chores but the Skow touch was evident throughout the flick. The composition of the camera angles was almost always optimal this time, Skow seeing fit to try and enhance the look of the ladies at every turn as possible using multiple cameras to capture more action this time (thankfully) with some help by Shylar (who also handled the BTS) and crew. The fleshtones were generally accurate though but the DVD mastering was well done (if only in a bitrate hovering around 4.2 Mbps in SD and 12.1 Mbps in the high definition Blu-ray), making it a mixed bag in terms of visual quality; leaning towards above average (if on the low side for Skow himself). There was a company watermark that I wasn't too keen on but most of the camera work seemed to keep this in mind, keeping the majority of action far away from the lower right hand corner. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering with the vocals sounding flat and the music pretty decent. For some reason, the levels were about the same as usual but aside from the added background noise, the dynamic range was average and the separation of the vocal track nonexistent. For an all sex feature though, it was a sufficient soundtrack with minimalist leanings most of you will appreciate over loud generic music found elsewhere.

Meggan Mallone

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Body of Review: B. Skow was once considered the "new guy on the block" at Vivid Entertainment but over time, his mainstream skills and determination won over critics and fans alike, even those at the company who were skeptical seeing the light thanks in part to the success of his Brand New Faces series. As the director branches out into other genres of porn, some of the contract gals have been benefitting from his keen eye and devotion to offering quality stroke material rather than the artistic leaning porn his peers seem so determined to cling on to. His latest release making it my way is Suck It, both versions of the movie seeming to provide fans with exactly what they want, the showcase hotty of the movie being Houstonian Meggan Mallone. The focus of the action this time was blowjobs and while some were very short (thanks in large part to her skillful manner with a cock), others were extended to the point they will likely take a couple of loads or more to get through for the casual raincoaters out there. The company described the movie like this on the back cover: "We took our best sword-swallowers and gave them facials...and we don't mean the mud mask kind. Meggan works her magic on Trent, then proceeds to take on three cocks in a blow-bang that'll blow your mind. Sophie sucks on cherries and then blows Jerry in a bar. Jaelyn and Poppy lick cake mix of each other's pussies before Alex blows his cookies all over their faces! And finally, Meggan faces James Deen, before stunning Hanna Hilton joins her in an suck-and-fuck three-way that'll leave you panting. And pantless. Rent it. Play it. Suck it." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Meggan Mallone's hot ass!

Scene One: Meggan Mallone, the dark haired hotty on the front cover, was first pitted against moper Trent Tesoro on a living room couch, her oral aptitude such that her hand to gland action combined with her inhalation techniques amounted to pushing him over the edge quickly. I almost couldn't call this a true scene given the brevity of it but she earned her reward of genetic juice, savoring the taste as the camera faded away.

Scene Two: Sophie Dee, a brunette with a history of enjoying hardcore circus act sex, was up next in some kind of executive office with a bar, her yellow top coming off to reveal sexy blank undies during her tease montage. She began the scene after that by masturbating and using dirty talk, moving over to suck off Jerry with her experienced mouth and hand. Sophie paid plenty of attention to the camera (which was distracting) but grew increasingly into the moment as she titty fucked him and actively rode his cock vaginally. It was still a performance rather than her enjoying the guy but the quality of the boning such that both of them were enthusiastic about prolonging the pleasure. Sophie fingered her own ass during the ride but he never got to drill her backdoor, the swallowed facial a nice touch to end things out as his population pudding went down the hatch.

Poppy Morgan and Jaelyn Fox

Scene Three: Meggan Mallone, next wearing a red & black bikini in a sporty car, was then paired off with youthful James Deen, the coupling a natural pairing if ever one existed for her. She masturbated with her suit on and appeared to get off, soon sucking off James as he pushed her head down to meet her thrusting hand. The scene was going fine except that they could not do much more than the hummer in the car so it then resumed on a bed inside the house, James giving her a measure of oral satisfaction to reward her efforts. The couple then screwed actively, James doing most of the work until the latter part of the action, the 69 and taste testing acting to show her oral aptitude being stronger then her penetration skills. The scene then ended when he rubbed out a wad of semen to her face, some post coital sucking adding the spice.

Hanna Hilton and Meggan Mallone

Scene Four: Meggan Mallone, next up in a man's shirt and black panties, participated in a blow bang with Mick Blue, Jay Lassiter, Alex Gonz, and one guy I just couldn't see (James Deen?), after rubbing one out in the living room setting. Her masturbation act included some penetration with a long glass (or plastic) but she was clearly more interested in those peckers the guys were lazily stroking nearby. The sex was largely quiet, the whispered comments best heard with the audio turned up for those that care, Meggan showing all of them just how driven she could be. This scene was billed as her first four man blow bang and she handled them well, a lot of POV camera work enhancing it (as seen in the BTS) as much as the use of two cameras. The guys ended it by unleashing their seed all over her head and upper torso too, Meggan proving more than a match for their needs. Yum!

An endorsement for Lipton's Green Tea?

Scene Five: Jaelyn Fox, a young looking blond with pretty eyes, and dark haired Poppy Morgan, were up next in the kitchen, deploying some food fetish work with what appeared to be cake batter. The gals licked each other's fingers clean and used the confection on their nipples, the ending result being that Alex Gonz wanted into the action, the gals joining him on the nearby couch. They took turns sucking him off and the ladies occasionally looked up at the director but their primary focus was on giving him head and actively riding his cock vaginally in various positions, the ladies apparently trying to outdo each other sexually. The ladies did taste testing and assisted on the penetration but not as assertively as I would have had them do. Still, this was one of their better performances so whatever limitations were present, the net result was a strokable scene with some replay value. For those who care, Poppy took the modest facial and licked more of it off Jaelyn's stomach, never sharing before the camera faded out.

Scene Six: Hanna Hilton, the beautiful blond on the front cover, and Meggan Mallone were then up last as they ate ice cream on what appeared to be a hot sunny day. Using the treats to rub on themselves and otherwise spice things up, the gals dropped them and their colorful bikini tops as they savored each other orally on the blanket located in the back yard. They made a full blown lesbian pairing from there, going down on one another and making all those sweet noises of Sapphic sex, James Deen joining them after they resumed some food fetish play. He was lounging outside and they double teamed him orally, both ladies displaying lots of oral love his way (not to mention assisting with handjobs as they sucked his cock). The rest of the scene showed the gals sharing him vaginally as well as orally, James kicking back to enjoy all they offered him, the taste testing leading to the ladies sharing his facial.

Bonus Scene: Bounce: Hanna Hilton, up one last time as she smiled conspicuously at the camera, her pink crouched booty shorts coming off as she stripped them off in the bedroom. Part of the tease montage was outside (a small part though) but she looked good all over, soon ending up on the bed with moper Trent Tesoro trying to fulfill her physical needs. He did a better job diddling her than going down or otherwise warming her up, picking up some tricks from others in recent times from the looks of it. Hanna responded well to these advances too, the cameras (both Canon's with Shylar working the second) focusing mostly on her chest. The couple kissed and she tended to his penis orally, a little titty fucking before they went into vaginal penetration mode. There was no chemistry between them and the tint of the fleshtones was off, but her breasts remained the focal point at almost all times, her sweet ass never getting the attention it deserved. The rest of the scene went from vaginal pounding to blowjob/taste testing, Hanna's tits getting sprayed at the end.

Bonus Scene: Strip Tease: Meggan Mallone, again wearing bikini undies, was up last in another lengthy scene set to various music, her coy nature on full display as she teased the camera . The black and purple outfit did not last long here either as she seemed to be putting on a strip club act in front of the solid wood door, moving about the room as her lean body dictated she do before ending up on the sleigh bed. I really enjoyed her first scene in the flick and as much chemistry as she had there, I got the impression that she enjoyed working with moper James Deen even more. It might have been a youth issue or just something going on between the two but whatever the cause was, I liked it. She kept looking at him and using the knowledge gained by guiding herself to make him even happier, her relative limits displayed (she focuses on the top few inches of cocks when she blows them) but made up for in terms of her sensuality. They did some titty fucking and kissing, James waiting until well after they began vaginally screwing before tasting her clam. If nurtured, I think their passion together would become even better but it was still more consistent than any other pairing in the movie, her active riding on his pecker full of replay value. The taste testing and various positions aside, he tried to get rough with her before unloading his spew on her chest, the goo milked out during the final titty fuck. Sweet!

Summary: Suck It by director B. Skow for Vivid Entertainment was a great showcase for the developing oral skills of cutie Meggan Mallone, the levels of suck for the buck easily enough to merit a rating of Recommended or better. Skow knew how to maximize her potential and it showed, some of the other ladies providing welcome backup even if Hanna Hilton was only in a single scene (compared to Meggan's four scenes). In short, the technical values and extras assisted in making Suck It the kind of showing some of you will find very appealing, the lack of storyline not weakening the scenes whatsoever. In terms of the high definition upgrade, the visual enhancement certainly added to the experience for me, the added cost balanced against the superior resolution for those equipped to handle it.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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