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Anal Buffet

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/9/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Anal Buffet: Special 2 Disc Set

Evil Angel/Jay Sin Video

Genre: Gonzo


Director: Jay Sin

Cast: Bobbi Starr, Loona Lux, Mick Blue, Lexi Love, Chelsie Rae, Mark Wood, Carmella Bing, Tricia Oaks, Criss Strokes, Harmony, Chris Charming, Marco Banderas, Annette Schwarz, Aaliyah Jolie, Jon Jon, Adrianna Nicole, Ben English

Length: 215:49 minutes (122:48+93:01 minutes)

Date of Production: 12/3/2009

Extras: The cast list (on both discs) was helpful a few times but the best extra for most folks will be the 43:10 minute long bonus scene starring Adrianna Nicole, Annette Schwarz, and Ben English. It was toy heavy lesbian action at first, mostly anal action at that, but Annette as the subordinate all too willing to do anything to serve is always appreciated. There was no label as to whether or not this was taken from another title (a search at IAFD suggests it might be from "Deep Anal Abyss 1") but I suspect so since Annette hasn't been making porn in awhile (and she looked younger). There was then a 10:55 minute long Behind the Scenes show focusing largely on a single photoshoot of Aaliyah Jolie, then came an amusing 34:45 minute long Outtakes feature, 5:06 minutes of interviews dominated by Annette Schwarz, 50 seconds of Bloopers on the beach and on set, 6 photogalleries, some filmographies, three trailers on the first disc and website links. In all then, it was a well rounded package of extras worth bragging about.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Anal Buffet was presented in a solid looking 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel using the MPEG-2 codec for standard definition release (at 480p resolution). The bitrate was usually in the 3.4 Mbps range but the basic lighting covered the action fairly well so there were not a lot of shadows around during the scenes. The flesh tones were slightly too saturated and the composition of the shots was not always the best for the ladies but the anal tricks that so fascinated director Jay Sin were obviously the most important thing to capture for him; the wacky fun a bit much at times for my sensibilities. Still, the action was clearly recorded and the raw energy of the cast was caught better than I expected; making it a decent looking fuck flick in most ways. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate; the lack of separation and dynamic range meaning the audio was a bit flatter than hoped for. It was low end audio for the most part but given the gonzo niche of the movie, this is to be expected. The musical interludes were pretty decent though and added to the fun but they did not last long for those who care.

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Body of Review: Jay Sin is the butt loving director most people have discovered since he signed on to be distributed by Evil Angel awhile back. He really gets up and into the backsides of anally talented women so it makes sense he would release a title called Anal Buffet: Special 2 Disc Set earlier this year. One would think that any assortment of hot ass chicks doing all sorts of circus act sex tricks with toys and cocks would automatically merit an extremely high rating but in my experience, not all such movies live up to the hype so I gave this one a long, hard look before reviewing it the other day. The company website described it like this: "Jay Sin's anus-obsessed movies are renowned for their focus on sensual girl/girl rimming and unbelievably hot chicks doing impossible tricks with their stretchable rectums, often shot against stark white backgrounds which offset the bold, vivid, colorful wardrobes and sexy styling of his talented models. Anal Buffet continues this tradition, with the addition of plenty of fat cocks inserted deep into assholes and lots of nasty ass-to-mouth action. This 2-disc set has a 43-minute bonus scene (with maid Annette Schwarz getting thoroughly used by Adrianna Nicole and Ben English, the lady and lord of the manor), six photo galleries, and 52 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage, outtakes, interviews and bloopers... plus Jay Sin trailers." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Bobbi Starr, a brunette widely considered to be one of the best anal performers at this writing, was up first as she opened her toy box to reveal toys that were larger than life (and I mean that literally!), nearly as long as her arm and as wide as her wrist or more. She gave a lengthy show stuffing them (mostly) in her ass and mouth, cleaning them orally before moving on to the next ones. This was working for me when curvy Loona Lux joined in to offer her pucker for some tongue action, soon joining in on the anal action with those wild toys of Bobbi's. The lesbian action was certainly worthy of the director's past works, the gals loving what they were doing and appreciating each other as full fledged anal queens, Loona picking up a few tricks along the way. By the time I'd have been spent a few times on the action, studly Mick Blue jumped in to liven things up, his pecker just what was needed to push the scene to new heights. They slobbed his knob and he spent most of the scene penetrating their active assholes, some lesbian action added in to flesh out the nastiness they were providing. Mick tried his best to overwhelm them with his cock but given how stretched out they were from the otys, he served merely as a pleasing diversion for them, Bobbi liking him more than Loona though both gals seemed to appreciate his driving manner. There was a lot of taste testing and he rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to their faces for sharing, the gleam in Bobbi's eye making her the darling of anal. Yum!

Scene Two: Lexi Love, the lean hotty I am so fond of these days, and sexy little brunette Chelsie Rae, were up next as they frolicked on the beach in their colorful bikinis (Lexi in green and Chelsie in black). The fun factor was high initially, the gals tossing a beach ball around, writing in the sand, and laughing up a storm before they went to a secluded area away from prying eyes to get oiled up by Mark Wood on the windy day. He spent a lot of extra time playing with their asses, the clothing coming off to allow some eye candy playfulness before they began orally working on his cock. Lexi was the more active of the two and Chelsie seemed to like watching her go down more than do the deed herself, the sloppy blowjob lasting much longer than usual. The scene then turned to Chelsie riding his cock in her ass actively, bouncing on the penis until Lexi cleaned it off with her mouth with Chelsie playing follow up. Lexi was an even more active anal rider once her tiny pucker accommodated his rod, the ladies repeating this pattern as needed to get off with him. Lexi did a little of her fluid displacement act but it was not prominent and was more of a sideshow than anything, the babe the better performer of the two though neither of them seemed to have a lot of chemistry for Mark. I kind of missed the toys the director is known for using but it made a nice change of pace and both ladies looked hot enough to fuck silly. Mark jerked off to Lexi's ass and Chelsie licked some of it up but the lack of a true cumswap struck me as odd considering Jay Sin's other works.

Scene Three: Carmella Bing, the curvy stripper cop seen on the cover's upper left hand corner, was up next with equally appealing redhead (she changed her hair color again), Tricia Oaks, the ladies teasing Criss Strokes with their impressively sized tits and asses. Carmella went first but Tricia did not wait long to join in, both ladies liking his turgid member as it sprang forth in need of some fun. There was some toy action between the ladies here but most of it seemed like it was dedicated to driving Criss crazy for ass, the ass licking and other lesbian play serving its purpose as he kept wagging his cock around as if seeking the ladies out. They deep throated him and jerked him off but he was a means to an end for them, most of the penetrative sex including him working their stretched out assholes and pussies. The scene overall lacked some chemistry though and while it was almost as good as the previous scene, it was not up to par with the second disc's action or the first scene of the set. The ending came when he did, Carmella's ass draining him dry before he launched the wad of spew into Tricia's mouth for cumswapping, though Carmella did not receive it (it was spit onto her breast instead).

Scene Four: Harmony, a wild eyed blond with some black latex as her clothing, was up next as the first scene of the second disc, spouting off about all the nasty things she wanted to do in front of Chris Charming, Marco Banderas, and Criss Strokes, who were patiently sitting on the couch. They kissed her, felt her up, and otherwise used her as they saw fit, Harmony sitting on faces (Marco's first) to warm them up. She practically inhaled their cocks as they then stood around her, jerking and sucking as though trying to get them off early. The men then switched to drilling her pussy, the active riding gal bouncing on cock but wanting them in her ass, soon getting her wish granted. Harmony sucked off the juice laden peckers along the way between positions as she kept up with anything they offered, busting nuts of genetic juice on her face to finish themselves off. Whew!

Scene Five: Annette Schwarz, the blond hotty featured on the lower half and upper right corner of the cover (in her neon pink string attire), was up last and while she is now gone from porn, she will always be fondly remembered as the leading extreme queen of her time. With her was blond Aaliyah Jolie wearing a blue version of her outfit underneath some booty shorts, her perfect pucker squeaky clean for Annette to play with. After some healthy teasing, the toys came out to stretch both gals enough so they could later accommodate black Jon Jon, each portion of the scene sure to please a lot of folks. The ass licking and lesbo stuff suited me well enough, especially because it lasted long enough for several stroke sessions to take place (Aaliyah reminds me a lot of a young Aurora Snow when she was in her prime) but the manner in which they practically fought over his cock was kind of heated too. Annette was clearly the star of the moment with Aaliyah trying to keep up with her, both gals enjoying the hour or so the action lasted. The amount of enthusiasm displayed by Annette was quite high and Aaliyah did a fair job of showing some chemistry working with both of them (mostly with Annette though), Annette taking his population pudding into his mouth to cumswap with Aaliyah closing things out.

Summary: Anal Buffet by director Jay Sin for Evil Angel was a lot of fun but I was unable to gather screen captures from the disc on my computer on either copy of it I was sent so I rated it as Recommended. The casting was great and the action often fun but there was a lot of repetition in terms of the way the asses were played with, the tease, and the often passive screwing, especially anal, weakening it more than a little for me. Still, taken in small doses the movie worked well enough, the crisp sunlight enhancing the visual qualities like the package of extras did for me. In short, Anal Buffet: Special 2 Disc Set had some minor technical issues worth discussion but it had a lot of good, old fashioned anal play too so it was worth checking out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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