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Best of Rick Van Sant Double Wide, The
Best of Rick Van Sant Double Wide, The
Studio: Titan » Review by
Review Date: 6/13/09
Advice: Rent It
Date of Production: 2007-2009
Length: not listed
Cast: Rick Van Sant, Max Schutler, Billy Berlin, Dean Flynn, Domic Sol, Vinnie D'Angelo, Dak Ramsey, Diesel Washington, Alex Baresi, Tony Buff, Dirk Jager, Lars Svenson, Francois Sagat, Brendan Davies, Tober Brandt, Tyler Saint, and Adam Faust
Body Types: Older muscle guys, hairy chests, younger guys, big dicks
Things to see: fisting, self-fisting, double fisting, multiple fistings, piss play, a "footing", whipping, threesomes, slings and leather play
Plot: no plot
I applaud programs like Scared Straight, where they take at-risk
youth to a lecture and intimidation speech by convicted felons in an
attempt to scare them into changing their ways. I do have to wonder,
after seeing this film, if a far more effective way to scare them of
the evils of crime would be to just show them fisting porn, with the tag
line "this is what happens to you if you get sent to prison." The
moment they see an anus "crowning", I doubt that any of those macho
straight guys would be able to fight back tears of fear while they cry
out "I promise I'll go to back to school and get my GED!" While I say
this in jest, and absolutely don't condone showing minors porn, I do
wonder if a great number of people actually find this stuff to be hot.
I guess it's like torture laden horror films; if you like gore, then
you probably want to watch something extreme.
The Best of Rick Van Sant Double Wide is a compilation of Rick Van Sant's sexual adventures with gloved fists and one pair of feet. Culled from various Titan films (Over Drive, Breakers, FEAR, Folsom Leather, Folsom Prison, Folsom Undercover, Telescope, and Warehouse) this compilation offers up the material that was cut from these Titan DVD's
due to US state laws of indecency (Titan sells uncut versions to
customers, depending on what state the customer resides in).
Unfortunately, these scenes are both cut and uncut, and not in the good
way. Basically, we only get to watch the reinserted fisting and pissing action; not the blowjob/anal sex material present on the regular and uncut versions of the film. This means that unless you really like to watch fisting, then you won't find that much appealing here.
Speaking of fisting, Titan discovered some sort of fisting
wunderkind because Rick has a very accommodating anal cavity. He's
able to tolerate fists (up to their forearm) shoved deeply inside him
and he even tolerates Diesel Washington's big foot shoved up there.
Rick is able to consistently get off with a fist shoved deep in his
hole too. In addition to his anal skills, the boy doesn't seem to mind
pissing all over himself nor does he flinch when being pissed on, and
he even takes a sip of the golden shower. After watching Rick perform
and participate in all of these acts, I can see that no one else was
better suited for these fisting scenes than Rick Van Sant.
Most of the segments jump right into the fisting action, though the best scenes feature a little bit of erotic buildup. For example, the scene from Breakersfeatures Rick and Dean Flynn assaulted by a rough and mean forest
ranger (Tony Buff). After the ranger has sufficiently whipped poor
Dean with his belt, he dons on some gloves and begins to fist Rick on a
picnic table (so that's where those mysterious table stains come
from). Rick is also pissed on by Dean and Tony. Rick's face is
plastered with piss and even takes some of the juice into his mouth.
The other noteworthy scene is taken from the film Telescope. Here, the lean and mean Diesel Washington performs a side-by-side fisting for both Alex Baresi and Rick Van Sant. The guys even form a fisting chain-gang! The guys are then "footed" from below while Diesel raises his legs up into the air. I had heard of fisting
before, but the fact that they used probing feet for intercourse amazed
me. In fact it made me wonder, what other exotic and strange things on
the human body can be used for sex? An ear?There
is no question about this being a niche product. Yet for a niche DVD,
I wish that Titan had included more "regular" sex acts such as blowjobs, etc. Instead we get a whole lot of
Rick being fisted
, but not much else. Its like eating chocolate ice cream, covered in
chocolate sauce, chocolate whipped cream, and sprinkled with chocolate
candy. Well, that actually sounds pretty good to me, but the
point is that sometimes there is just too much of a good thing and, in
this case, there's just too much fisting action for it to be erotic. I could see
some fans liking one or two scenes, but all of the scenes put together result in a not so spectacular experience.
This DVD includes both fullframe and anamorphic widescreen
segments. The images were consistently sharp, yet some of the scenes
were darkly lit, resulting in a slight loss of detail. Generally,
though, there is little to complain about these fine transfers.
Sound levels were good and all of the action can be heard. Light music plays through all of the scenes
The only extra consists of
scene selection. However, trailers for each of the films can be
selected next to the scene selection (a nice touch).
Final thoughts:The Best of Rick Van Sant Double Wide is a missed opportunity. Most of the segments lack oral/anal sex, relying instead on the merits of the fisting.
This makes for a slightly clinical presentation of Rick's accommodating
hole, as opposed to an erotic experience. While there are a few
titillating scenarios, most of the scenes jump too quickly into the fisting, without a buildup and little erotic anticipation. Therefore, this title comes with a rent it recommendation. If you really like fisting, then it might appeal to you. The rest of you probably won't be impressed.
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