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I Love Vanessa

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 6/18/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I Love Vanessa
Starring: Vanessa Lane
This is the second "I Love (insert star's name here)" disc that I've reviewed from New Sensations. They're basically compilations, featuring some of the (supposedly) hottest scenes from a particular girl. The first one I reviewed showcased Jayna Oso, and while she is one of my favorite porn stars, I didn't feel that the scenes they chose did her justice. I'm happy to report that Vanessa Lanefares better. I've always liked watching her because of her rock-hard abs, her limber body, and the way her tiny frame makes the cocks plowing her holes look even bigger.
Scene 1: Vanessa and Mick Blue
Vanessa comes in from the rain and is freezing cold, so Mick decides to warm her up. She bends over at the waist so he can lick her pussy and asshole. Vanessa has one of porn's all-time greatest asses. She puts her head on the floor but keeps her legs straight so that her ass is up in the air, and Mick begins to fuck her cunt. She eagerly sucks her pussy juice off his cock, taking it balls deep down her throat. Mick fucks her on her back and she sucks him clean again. Then she rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Now it's time to fuck her awesome asshole. She does a full split on the couch as Mick enters her pooper from behind. He moves up and slams it into her mouth for some tasty ass to mouth. Now it's onto some incredible reverse cowgirl anal. Then she actually puts her legs behind her head as he fucks her ass from above. He moves back to her pussy and continues to pound away. He pulls out and shoots a nice load on her tongue, which she lets drip out all over her chin and tits.
Scene 2: Vanessa, Ben English, and Scott Nails
As this scene opens, Vanessa is doing a split on the couch, showing off her naked ass. Ben and Scott come in, Scott fucking her pussy and Ben gagging her with his cock. They switch places, and as Ben fucks her from behind she does a standing split: one foot on the ground and the other leg straight up in the air! They take turns fucking her cunt and mouth in several different positions. In one particularly hot one, they hold her up in the air, Ben fucks her pussy, and she leans all the way over backwards to suck Scott's dick. Soon they're doing some standing DP. Then it's some extremely hot reverse cowgirl DP. Vanessa never stops smiling and talking dirty. Once again she does a full split while getting double fucked. She always makes sure to suck their cocks clean. After lots of double fucking, both dudes squirt their seed all over her pretty face (as she's doing another split on the floor).
Scene 3: Vanessa

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This is a solo masturbation scene, so I don't need to go into a lot of detail. Vanessa starts out using her fingers, then a blue jelly dildo, then a fatter red jelly dong, then an even fatter flesh colored cock. Then she even uses a big giant rubber hand. The scene lasts for about fifteen minutes and there's no anal. If you like watching women play with themselves, you'll dig it.
Scene 4: Vanessa and Mark Ashley
Vanessa shows off some of her athletic yoga poses before crawling over to suck on Mark's gigantic schlong. She can barely fit her tiny hands around it, but she devours it like it's the last dick on earth. I imagine Vanessa sucking on your cock would be a religious experience. After a voraciously sloppy blowjob, Mark gives her cunt and ass a tongue lashing. Vanessa puts her legs behind her head, and we get an awesome low angle shot of Mark impaling her twat. She's so small it looks like he's going to split her in half. Next she does a split on the couch as he fucks her pussy from behind. After several more acrobatic positions it's time for the anal. First she gets on a tall chair with her legs pushed back so he can pound her ass standing up. Then she does a split between two chairs, Van Damme style, while Mark reams her rump some more. They move to the floor and he slams her asshole doggy style. Finally, he cums all over her face and tongue, which she spits out all over her perfect fake tits.
Scene 5: Vanessa, Kelly Wells, Holly Wellin, Mike Adriano
Vanessa, Kelly, and Holly together in one scene is like a dream team of nasty. The scene starts with Mike and Vanessa sampling Kelly's tasty asshole and opening her up with some toys. Then Vanessa gets a nice big dildo up her tight brown eye. Soon the two women are choking themselves on Mike's stiff prick. He fucks Vanessa's cunt for a bit and Kelly makes sure to lick her juices off his cock. Then Kelly is on top with his dick up her seasoned asshole. They both eagerly slurp her ass juice off his fat dick, and then Vanessa takes it up the shitter reverse cowgirl style. At this point Holly enters the scene and begins to give Mike one of her trademark sloppy blowjobs. But this time there's a twist: Kelly uses a gravy boat to catch all of the saliva pouring out of Holly's mouth. Once it's filled up, they pour it over Kelly's asshole to use as lube for Mike's cock. Of course all throughout this scene we get some amazing shots of Kelly's gaping asshole. Next it's Vanessa's turn to get her back door reamed out. Holly makes sure to do lots of ass to mouth with both of the girls. Eventually Mike blasts his load into Kelly's mouth, and then all three girls proceed to swap it between each other. My only complaint about this scene is that Holly didn't get ass fucked.
Scene 6: Vanessa, Kat, and Mr. Pete
I don't think I've ever seen Kat without braces. Either she's got really bad teeth, or she's just determined to stick with a gimmick that works for her. Regardless, she's always been a hot little anal slut. The two girls begin with a little rug munching before Pete joins the action. As Vanessa sucks his cock he fingers Kat's ass. Soon they're both slobbering on his man meat. Vanessa climbs on top and rides him while Kat licks his balls. They switch places and Kat takes it right up the butt in reverse cowgirl. Vanessa gets on her back and spreads her legs straight out for some cunt pounding as Kat lick's Pete's cock. Once again Kat gets her ass rammed and Vanessa makes sure to lick all her ass juice off his dick. The two girls move into a 69 with Kat on top, and as Pete fucks her ass Vanessa eats her twat. This goes on for a while, then Pete lays down so that Vanessa can bounce her perfect ass and asshole on his fat cock. Finally he shoots big globs of spunk all over both of their faces.
Scene 7: Vanessa, Tiffany Price, and Mario Rossi
This is just a blowjob scene, so again there's not much to describe. Vanessa and Tiffany expertly gobble Mario's shlong for about five minutes, until Vanessa jerks him off into Tiffany's mouth and all over her face.
Scene 8: Vanessa and Mr. Pete
This scene begins in an unusual way: Pete has his hard cock through a hole in a mirror, so that Vanessa can watch herself while she's sucking his cock. After this she gets on the couch with her ass in the air, and Pete fucks her pussy from behind. They move to some hot spoon action, and then it's back to doggy style for some anal plowing. She moves on top for reverse cowgirl anal. Vanessa has one of the best bodies in porn for this position. At one point he even puts both of her legs behind her head and holds her in a full nelson while fucking her ass. She sucks her anal juice off his cock and then he bangs her butt spoon style. After some more ass to mouth she rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Finally, he blasts his load into her mouth and on her face.
DVD Extras:
The extras on this disc are pretty skimpy, as usual. There's a "pick your pleasure" option, which lets you go right to a particular sexual position. There's also the standard photo gallery, trailers, web trailers, and company info.
Final Analysis:
This is a very solid effort from New Sensations. We get eight scenes and over two and a half hours of Vanessa Lane doing what she does best. If you've never seen her before, you'll be amazed at some of the acrobatic poses she gets herself into while having her holes plugged. She really seems to love what she does and never gives a lackluster performance. Plus she has a smokin' hot little body. Recommended.

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