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Miami's Juiciest Vol. 3

Studio: Cezar Capone » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/24/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Neena Linda (click screen captures for scene specific trailers)

Miami's Juiciest Vol. 3

Cezar Capone.com

Genre: Web To DVD, Gonzo

Summer Bailey

Director: Dirty Sanchez

Cast: Neena Linda, Tony, Summer Bailey, J-Mac, Jasmin, Annika, Neena
Non-sex roles: Ralph, Al-B, Ugly, Dirty Sanchez

Length: 222:36 minutes


Date of Production: 2/6/2009 to 2/20/2009 (website credits)

Extras: The only extras were four trailers, a slideshow, and a link to websites.

Condoms: One

Neena and Annika with Johnny

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Audio/Video Quality: Miami's Juiciest Vol. 3 was presented in a fair full frame color with an aspect ratio of 1.33:1, using the MPEG-2 codec as expected of a standard definition release, as shot by director Dirty Sanchez for Cezar Capone.com. Like other works at the company, the lighting was superior to his work at Bang Bros and this helped make the fleshtones accurate, minimize the compression artifacts, and otherwise offer up the youthful ladies very nicely for a series of scenes shot primarily for the internet (now released on DVD). The video bitrate hovered around the 4.1 Mbps area when I paid attention to it and despite some occasionally rough camera work (that helped keep it looking "real"), I found myself enjoying the upgraded visual aspects of Sanchez's works here but wondering why he did not join Cezar in giving fans an anamorphic widescreen movie. There did not seem to be much editing this time and that also allowed the material to come across as more realistic than porn made in Southern California but it never struck me as looking as weak as some of the nearly home movie material some of the copycat websites/companies have been offering for so long. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and the usual 192 Kbps audio bitrate, sufficient to convey the vocals and music but never straying too far from the norm offered by the majority of Dirty's peers. There were times when the vocals were not as easily heard, typically during the tease footage where the viewer gets to know the performers, but the usual moans were clearly in evidence (and the music was about average from what I heard).

Body of Review: Cezar Capone.com is the website and production company led by one of the most imitated directors in the industry so it makes sense that he would bring some of his former colleagues in to shoot content for him. One of the best known of these goes by the name Dirty Sanchez, the inside joke about a filthy sex practice having nothing to do with any of the scenes I've seen of his over the years. Well, the latest title of his credited solely to him in recent memory is now out, a cute set of four internet scenes called Miami's Juiciest Vol. 3, the sequel to the well regarded Miami's Juiciest #2. The theme of the show is pretty similar to his other work in that he picks up ladies off the streets of Miami that have a certain "curve appeal" and gets them to do porn via his camera to be placed on the popular internet website. While I know the scenes are about as scripted as anything else these days, they still had a kind of appeal akin to the Shane's World releases where you never know just what the couples are going to do or where they will do it (lots of public nudity) but they generally have a good time screwing before all is said and done. Heck, each of my screen captures from the scenes even has a scene-specific trailer so you can see the ladies before you worry about buying the DVD but this also showed me how appealing the website itself was, my only regret being the lack of many extras and the show including a mere three scenes. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Neena Linda, a light haired lass checking on her scabby tattoo (a strawberry), was up first in a scene shot on 2/6/2009, Ugz and Dirty goofing on each other about a cock tattoo. After the playful verbiage, she showed her massive ass and they all went back to the studio where Tony was waiting. The couple hit it off and soon he was oiling up her ass, the blowjob and moderately active vaginal ride including a number of positions. The scene lasted about an hour with the set up material, Neena not liking her facial of genetic juice a whole lot but otherwise enjoying the action. The company website generically described the scene like this: "I fucking love this new update I know that you may have seen Nena on another website but I promise you that I D.Sanchez was the very first director to get my nubby dirty paws on her big fat juicy ass , This young latina only reminds me why i love living here in miami so much , nowhere else can you find such ripe young girls with such huge fat asses that have never done anything in front of a camera before I really hope you all beat your dicks as hard as you can to this fine young gem . and only know that I have a lot more content of hers soon to be released by our new network NJOY D.sanchez"

Scene Two: Summer Bailey, a cutie with stubbly legs and sweaty feet (kidding!), was up next as the director interviewed her in the backyard, her mixed heritage impressing Dirty. She wore a green thong underneath her sun dress, her curvy ass certainly meriting some discussion for fans of booty action. The lengthy tease led to her going to the studio to play with J-Mac. He oiled her up and warmed her up with his fingers, her juices flowing before she couldn't wait any more and had to blow him, the "nasty little bitch" (her words, not mine) wanting to fuck more than anything else. She then climbed on and the various vaginal positions showed her to be not only an active rider but also displaying some chemistry for her partner J-Mac. She knocked Dirty over at one point and an abrupt edit resulted in her taking a mouth pop of population pudding, the spew trailing down her body since she didn't swallow. The company website said this of the scene shot on 2/20/2009: "Anybody that I have ever had more than two fingers in knows that I love latin women , sometimes you come across a chica like Summer who dosnt have the biggest tits or even the biggest ass i have ever seen but the one thing that she definitely dose have is one of the juiciest bodies I have ever seen ! with a nice round butt perky tits and a big soft lips . the story today was that my friend ralph had always been a huge admirer of summer's so when I heard that she was in town I had no choice but to go over to Jmac's house where he was staying and wake his ass up . When I told him that I had Summer Baily for him to bang out he was happier than my boy JT banging out a tranny . enjoy homies SANCHEZ"

Scene Three: Jasmin, an all natural Columbian gal with some nice curves and a devil tattoo on her ass, was up next as the crew shot footage at the beach with her in a purple bikini. This led to the usual condo shot though Dirty's incessant complaining about the beach was funny. She was oiled up and J-Mac warmed her up with his usual charm, the rainy day working out just fine thanks to the active manner in which she sucked and fucked. They did use a condom but it was a decent scene with some replay value, her youth and newcomer face well worth a few loads like the one he unleashed on her kisser. The company described the 2/13/2009 scene like this: "Truth is that this shoot probably never should have happened for more than one reason , one being that this chick had never been naked in front of camera before now, and the other is that this girl is a real chick not a model. Jmac had been seeing Jazmin off and on for weeks while banging other bitches on the side . I really didn't care to much for her tattoo (tacky as fuck) but when it came to cracking her colombian ass and cumming in her newbie face !!!! I was all about it so enjoy and watch her freak the fuck out when MAC blows a huge load in her dumbfounded face D".

Scene Four: Annika, the bountiful beauty on the front cover, and Neena from an earlier scene, were up last with J-Mac, the playful ladies actually shooting a scene for the "Ass Delivery" series. I would complain except the name wasn't important to me given the quality of poon tang offered up, their colorful mesh outfits (Annika in orange and Neena in pink) enhancing their assets substantially. This was a less common scene in that it had two women in it (Cezar's scenes are generally one on one) but it added something in my opinion, the ladies oiling each other up during the fun tease. To have the actual sex, they went back to the studio though, Johnny taking full advantage of both of them as they slobbed his knob, rode his cock vaginally, and cleaned it off repeatedly with some taste testing. There was even more oiling up this time, a welcome improvement, but the way in which he only did one at a time (instead of the second gal joining in with oral or other antics), weakened it a bit for me. The scene was shot on 2/16/2009 and had the load going to both ladies' in their face, the gals laughing as they joked about. The company website described the scene like this: "Do you know why we call this site assdelivery.com? because when we deliver ass we do it better than anyone else! what happened here is that there is a previous movie that nobody has ever seen yet but it leads into the story for today. I met these 2 bitches out on the street one day and when we had finished up with them Jmac stole my ride and these 2 chicks at the same time. While they were with him this motherfucker who never has time to call me had the time to turn both of these ho's out and get them to start shooting pornos. so there it is and there you have it 2 big fat juicy asses to wack off 2 and much more to come but you gotta stay tuned to see exactly where these two honey's came from ... keep it dirty D.Sanchez"

Summary: Miami's Juiciest Vol. 3 by director Dirty Sanchez for Cezar Capone.com may not have been as perfectly solid as the company namesake's title I reviewed just the other day but it was clear to me that Dirty had upped his game considerably since his last place of employment and the results were well worth a rating of Recommended. I would have liked better extras but even a casual glance at the website showed me that there should be a lot more scenes coming out with even sweeter looking women, these gals all still living up to the titular premise. In short, I found a lot to appreciate out of Miami's Juiciest Vol. 3 and if future volumes just show a little more polishing up, it is likely to be mentioned at award time by the end of the year. Fans of the DVD series might just want to skip ahead and join the company website given all the juicy babes there but that's up to you (I still prefer having my scenes in the physical medium of DVD).

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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