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Dynamic Duo

Studio: Babeland » Review by Beautiful Dreamer » Review Date: 6/25/09

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Before I even touched the Dynamic Duo it had already lost points with me. The packaging is some pool colored cardboard box, with big arrows pointing to the toy that exclaim "2 Bullets, 2 Controls". I can count, honestly!! There is no information on the package about what kind of material this is or how to care for it. The Dynamic Duo was quickly loosing points with me.

I took it out of the package and was surprised that somehow the battery pack/controller seemed larger in my hand than in the box. It measures about 3x5" and when loaded with the 4-AA batteries (not included), it is a little weighty. I cleaned the toy with some spray on toy cleaner. This toy is not water resistant in the least, so either use a spray on cleaner or take a rag to it. Because it is made of plastic, it should not be shared.

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There are two separate bullets, each with its own cord that measures about 37". The bullets themselves are about 2x1". The bullets have very large, very inconvenient seems running around them. This creates a problem when you attempt to run them over the very delicate vagina and clit and suddenly feel a snagging type feeling that is not comfortable. Each bullet has its own independent dial control, which is very nice, but the dials are controlled in opposite directions for each bullet. Not exactly what you want when you're right there and want to turn it up and suddenly turn it off. As far as strength, yes, these bullets are very strong and probably would be adequate for most women. But where there are literally hundreds of this style bullet on the market, it's going to take more than strength to impress me in a sex toy.

And when using these- always remember safety. You should never- under any circumstances- place a bullet in the anus. That cord is far too thin, cheap, and unreliable to prevent you from taking a trip to the ER. And the package, while they cover nothing else, reminds you to not use bullets on unexplained calf pain. Because a loosened DVT to the brain, heart, or lungs would also really dampen the sexy time in the bedroom.

The Dynamic Duo is a decently strong bullet vibrator. But it's the presentation that ruined it for me. The packaging is horrendously tacky, the very large, awkward control panel was just wrong. The fact that the dial controls went opposite directions for opposite bullets. If they redid the battery pack/control panel on this, it may win me over, but until then-I'm saying Skip It.

Beautiful Dreamer

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