Cast: Trinity, Vivian, Frank Gunn, Winnie, Angela Winters
Length: 101:54 minutes
Date of Production: 10/5/2007
Extras: There were four trailers, a link to other titles for sale, and a 4:10 minute long slide show but that was it.
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Audio/Video Quality: Blondies to Dominate was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as credited to Mandy Bright for distribution by Antigua Pictures under their Kink Krew line. The DVD was encoded with the usual MPEG-2 and had a 2.9 Mbps bitrate when I spot checked it, the lighting horribly inadequate in the locations used for the flick. There was grain, low resolution, and the fact that it was shot for the internet to be released on DVD explained a whole lot to me. There were compression artifacts too but aside from the saturated colors that looked little like actual fleshtones, this was definitely a weirder trip into BDSM, no mention of Mandy made during the scenes though I got the impression that Toni Ribas was the guy talking behind the camera so that could explain a lot. The audio was presented with a choice of English, Spanish, or French in 2.0 Dolby Digital but the lack of separation, the rare but generic music, and the extremely hollow sound to everything was a pain. I could not clearly understand what was said and the 256 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate were not indicative of quality sound. For the record, this was labeled as the "US Edition" and did not last the stated "more than 2 hours".
Body of Review: Antigua Pictures is a company with numerous lines they distribute, much of it initially released on the internet before going onto DVD. This business model is increasingly standard and works for many, the flip side is that it allowed a lot of stuff to escape traditional quality control procedures. While I've found some of their "Muffia" titles really fun, I was handed a copy of Blondies to Dominate, the USA Edition, the other day to mixed results. First off, the technical values were subpar to the extreme, the second issue being the use of women that were the kind I turn down at bars on a slow night, rounded out by the fact the advertised length was not accurate. The ladies did not even look like they were naturally blonde so I plodded through as best I could to see how the domination was paced out, the movie for hardcore genre fans at best. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Trinity, the lean blond on the bottom of the front cover, was up first as she was interviewed by her male cameraman, the gal wearing conservative clothing as she described herself as an amateur performer. She was then subjected to a variety of forms of BDSM such as having her ass in the air while strapped to an inverted "V" set of wooden boards, her uncredited partner brandishing a whip and making it clear he was in charge. He choked her and applied a device to her pussy but even though she claimed to like it, the editing was so harsh that I imagine the scene was a lot longer. This led to an active vaginal ride by the gal when she was released, switching to anal in no time. She did ATM and took his load of genetic juice to her mouth for swallowing when it ended.
Scene Two: Vivian, a 34 year old gal with pretty eyes as seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next as she followed the formula, the gal wanting more experiences with sexual misconduct in her life. After a kiss, her partner (Frank Gun?) flogged her outstretched body as she was tied up in cross form. The camera work sucked again, twisting the camera as though attached to the head of a dog (you know how they tilt their heads at times?) but she was sweating profusely as he continued abusing her, slapping her and attaching suction cups to her nipples and clitoris before the standard sex acts started up (vaginal and anal penetration as well as an active blowjob on the floor). She tossed his salad and swallowed his wad of population pudding via one of the suction cups.
Scene Three: Winnie, the busty blond seen on the middle of the left hand side of the cover was up next, her claim about age not clear enough for me to understand (27 or 37?) but she definitely seemed like a professional in how she was answering the questions. This scene lasted 27:18 minutes and had very hollow audio, the interview leading to Frank Gunn flogging her body (that was roped to a metal cage, the gal wearing a blindfold). He engaged in some titty torture and sucked her nipples, the slapping and physical abuse barely phasing her at all. The second half of the scene was a straightforward fuck and suck, mostly anal as in the other scenes. The ending ejaculate was launched into her mouth for swallowing but he whispered something to her and that ended the scene.
Scene Four: Angela Winters, the homely older blond seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up last as the fourth scene in the show followed the generic formula, her appreciation of spanking getting the cameraman interested in her (he sounded like Toni Ribas). Her moper partner looked vaguely familiar and she was another one tied up with rope to hang, this location appearing to be a bombed out old building rather than the dungeon of the previous scenes. The ropes and beatings were shorter but she also seemed to like them a lot less, the guy throat fucking her to the point where her mascara smeared and she cried. The rest of the scene was a generic hardcore one with anal sex as the dominant act, some ATM while being verbally coerced capping it off until the ending gave her an anal creampie.
Summary: Blondies to Dominate was among the least appealing sexual flicks I have reviewed in a long time, the mechanical fucking during the second half of each scene as much to fault as the poor technical crap, the casting of fourth tier ladies, and the lack of substantive extras. The idea here was to show the guy dominating the woman of each scene before they had mechanical sex without passion or chemistry, the kind of show I have long hated in my reviewing hobby so I rated it as a Skip It. In short, Blondies to Dominate looked bad, had no strokable footage for me, and the European cast was not impressive to me so buyer beware.
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