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Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/6/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Water Melons

Third Degree

Genre: Big Tits, Gonzo

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Andi Anderson, Tommy Gunn, Courtney Cummz, James Deen, Jenna Presley, Mick Blue, Kagney Linn Karter, Mr. Pete, Gianna Michaels

Length: 143:44 minutes

Date of Production: 3/19/2009

Extras: The best extra was the 13:26 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, starting out with Courtney Cummz talking about her new rack. I like all natural gals but she is always welcome in any title I review, her outgoing personality quite appealing to me (she was especially happy that this was her first time working with James). Some of the material was really poorly lit (Andi Anderson's portion in particular) but I enjoyed it all the same. There was then a cum shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, and some trailers the advertised "strip tease" not included yet again!

Andi Anderson

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Water Melons was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases (using 480p resolution). The lighting was modest here, showing a lot of care and as solid as Mike's best works of late, with enough variation to add some texture in a few of the five scenes. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I got the impression that Mike was so into the women that the technical matters were overlooked at times. There was some edge enhancement observed but few people seem to care about that outside of technophile snobs, especially when it is as lightly applied as it was here. It was not perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual. The video bitrate tended to hover around the 4.6 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes but not needing it for the purposes of this release. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. There was no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.

Courtney Cummz

Body of Review: Mike Quasar is sometimes referred to as the most awarded director that never received his just awards over the years, his having shot hundreds of titles for absentee "directors" that were then handed awards for projects they had little to do with. While this is the lot in life of many people in our capitalist society, it reminds me of how many others take credit as director when they are not even on set, the practice far too common these days as far as I'm concerned. That said, Mike is usually given his due these days, fans seeking out his works enough to merit making sure his name is on the cover and in the credits and his latest title making it to me is Water Melons. The movie is dedicated to women with large breasts, almost all of them sporting implants (water=saline implants) that tease and have sex with a variety of guys, the one on one nature of the scenes just fine with this reviewer. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Jenna Haze

Scene One: Andi Anderson, a blond with big DSLs and tits to match, was up first as she teased along a house with a large mural, her crop top getting wet down during the slow motion tease while her hot pink thong remained on a while longer. The tease didn't last all that long but she went inside to have Tommy Gunn sucking on her breasts, the titty play making both of them happy. Once warmed up, she dropped to her knees to release his pecker from his pants, the gal slobbing his knob actively on her knees and on the couch before she pulled down her thong to take his cock inside her pussy. He toyed with her but eventually started drilling her quite hard, her passive posture evolving to where she began pushing back as the scene continued. There was a lot of taste testing here and she gave him an oiled titty fuck to top it off, moving into some anal towards the end (where she really went from mediocre rider to an active hotty). This caused his balls to tighten and he rubbed out a wad of genetic juice to her tits, Andi licking them clean before the camera faded out.

Kagney Linn Karter

Scene Two: Courtney Cummz, one of the most outgoing contract performers I've ever met, was up next sporting her brand new implants, her blue jean shorts and white t-shirt enhancing her tease significantly. Her tease an upgrade from Andi's, Courtney walked into the house to be pounced upon by James Deen, the little guy savoring his chance to finally work with her after all these years of missing out. He slapped those tits and bit the nipples, Courtney encouraging him to get as rough as he wanted before the short oiled titty fuck led to her impaling herself on his cock like Andi never did. The very active ride led them to both do taste testing, a throat fuck by Courtney upping her value even more as she demanded more cock. He choked her a bit and her face turned red, her oral skills milking him dry of the rubbed out facial as she looked at the camera in appreciation. While she did not swallow, she played with her population pudding and showed that few could live up to her intensity levels. Whew!

Gianna Michaels

Scene Three: Jenna Presley, a cute little gal with large implants, was up next as she followed the formula outside, the t-shirt getting wet down to reveal her chest as she stared at the camera in the slow motion. Her pretty eyes were a nice touch to focus on, her ass getting some screen time too before she went inside to greet Mick Blue. Mick was like a baby at a strip club ("those things come in different sizes?!?") and she adored the way he treated her breasts, the gleeful laugh egging him on before they kissed seductively. She wondered aloud about what he had for her in his pants, the "big fucking cock" exactly what she was looking for, her strength being the chemistry between the two elevating the dynamic a bit. The hummer led to an oiled titty fuck, Jenna loving the way he pounded her pussy before she became as active as anyone in the cast. I loved watching her ass cheeks ripple, her active riding slowing back down too early to make it a great scene but the way she handled his pop shot of spew in her mouth (pushed onto her tits) along with a smile was a nice touch.

Scene Four: Kagney Linn Karter, a blond newcomer that has earned serious praise of late for her combination of looks and sensuality, was next as she followed the general formula outside with the t-shirt and a red thong. Dumping water on her chest as the others did was great and she responded well when she went inside to find an orally active Mr. Pete wanting to eat her ass out. Her blowjob was admittedly mediocre and short but Pete wanted inside of her, driving his cock in and out so fast that she remained passive for most of the penetrative sex. She had fun and gave a decent aural experience though, the titty fuck a bit less complete than I'm used to seeing. That was when she finally came out of her shell to fuck actively, pumping her ass onto his cock during the vaginal sex like she meant it, kneeling before him to take the smallish load in her mouth.

Scene Five: Gianna Michaels, the gal featured on the front cover with red hair, was up last and as far as big tit movies are concerned, she is one of the most popular gals in all of porn for a reason. Unlike the others, she had no assistance from a plastic surgeon, her zeal for fun always appreciated in the movies she performs in. She was so secure with her appeal to the audience that she even watered the garden before her t-shirt, the look in her eye speaking volumes during the slow motion tease session. Her red panties clung to her broad hips and she went in the house to find one of her favorite performers, James Deen, knowing he would be infatuated like few others so as to put them to good use. She inhaled his cock orally and using her hands in a manner that would cause most men to pop instantaneously, James holding on while whispering sweet nothings to her. He drove his cock down her throat too but both of them wanted to hammer away at each other, the titty fucking and choking added in just before the ride that launched a hundred loads. He then rubbed out the load to her tits and she provided post coital sucking, another titty fuck almost working a second wad from what I could tell. Yowza!

Summary: Water Melons by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree had a solid cast of ladies (and men) worthy of your time, money, and seed, Gianna and Courtney clearly leading the way in terms of best performances so I rated it as a solid Recommended. I would have liked to see more strip tease, even that promised extra containing it as advertised on the cover, but the complete package was pretty solid overall. In short, Water Melons was worth checking out if you like big tits, just a bit of tease, and some heated boning by worthy babes.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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