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Elastic Assholes #8

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/7/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Elastic Assholes 8: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Mike John

Cast: Kristina Rose, James Deen, Dia Zerva, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels, Chayse Evans, Steve Holmes, Holly Fox, Charlotte Vale, Lexi Love

Length: 218:10 minutes (141:36 + 76:34 minutes)

Kristina Rose

Date of Production: 5/18/2009

Extras: The best extras were on the second disc of the set, especially the 47:23 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The cast was shown having more sex and there was more nudity with Mike showing lots more action in what were deleted portions of the scenes, crazy Tim Von Swine adding some humor too. Granted, it was less strokable than straightforward sex but it did add entertainment value all the same. Then there was a pop shot recap, a cast list (the entire cast: thanks again!), a photogallery, and trailers for some of Mike's other titles, including stuff like Peep Show 3, Boobaholics Anonymous 5, Teenage Spermaholics 6, Insatiable Voyage, Elastic Assholes 7, No Cum Dodging Allowed #10, Jerk Off Material, POV Pervert 10, Praise the Load, and Semen Sippers 7.

Condoms: None

Dia Zerva

Audio/Video Quality: Elastic Assholes 8 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480p resolution). The lighting was good, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, the sunlight during the tease even better however limited it might have been used this time. The composition of the shots was largely enhancing and whether this had anything to do with Tim Von Swine assisting or not, his expertise is always welcome in a hardcore porno as far as I'm concerned. There were no major compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 4.1 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention) and the fleshtones were more accurate than several of Mike's recent efforts, helping make it stand out in certain ways for me. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.

Chayse Evans

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Body of Review: Jules Jordan Video is one of those companies that you virtually always get a lot of fuck for the buck, their double disc sets so jam packed with material that is also high in quality, fans know just where to go when wanting value. One of the best directors at the company is Mike John, the man having arranged a distribution deal so he would maintain ownership and have much more say in the specific sex acts he puts in the movies, the casting by the man among the best in modern gonzo. Mike's latest release is Elastic Assholes 8: Special Edition, the latest in a long line of heated anal shows. The big selling point here is how much anal sex the ladies have, how well they take large cocks in their respective asses, and how much fun they convey having while doing it all. If that isn't enough for you, consider that the cast included such popular ladies as Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, and Holly Fox, just to name a few. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Holly Fox

Scene One: Kristina Rose, the sexy hot brunette featured on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up first as she teased in her skimpy bikini, a neighborhood party going on nearby that was probably not half as much fun. She peeled her bottom down and showed "Mr. Swirly" (a sex toy) used to get her ready for anal sex, shoving it in and tasting it before moving inside to do more of a solo act. Kristina has skyrocketed in popularity since Elegant Angel spotlighted her awhile back but she was wise enough to run with it all the way, her cute demeanor assisting in making the adorable gal a favorite of the media as well as fans. James Deen seemed to like her too as he tongued her asshole, her legs spread wide in the air as she got the pleasure she was seeking, the toy used on her before she inhaled his cock with a lot of chemistry between them. The sloppy hummer led to him pounding her ass, moving slowly at first but soon kicking it into high gear as she wanted. She was an active rider once acclimated to the task, some ATM and choking giving her the extra thrills she wanted. The scene then ended when she helped milk his balls dry of genetic juice, swallowing his wad with ease before the camera faded out. Yum!

Charlotte Vale

Scene Two: Dia Zerva, a curvy blond as seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next preparing for her first on camera DP with Mr. Marcus and Sean Michaels. While not exactly as attractive as Kristina, she had a MILFish appeal all the same and a decent shaped ass (as seen outside where she warmed up with an anal plug). She moved indoors to continue her preparations and was soon taste testing the plug, finding the guys walking in on her in need of her oral skills as they pawed her body. Her blowjobs were slow and relaxed, the gal savoring the experience in an almost detached manner. The guys then started taking turns pounding her pussy (and ass when they removed the anal plug), eventually working their way up to the DP where she added some over the top vocals. There was no chemistry between them and she was a relatively passive rider but she took their facials well enough, the loads of population pudding coating her face and mouth.

Lexi Love

Scene Three: Chayse Evans, the exciting young gal seen featured on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next in a scene with Steve Holmes, the gal wearing a down home looking bit of lingerie and stripper shoes, the pattern on the two piece being white and pink checkers. Mike watched her walking toward the house so she could shove a small purple anal plug into her ass, her curvy rump deserving of some loving from my point of view. Chayse did a fair amount of taste testing with the plug, soon realizing she needed a pecker to complete her so Steve walked in and they went down on each other. Chayse really put forth some energy to elevate the scene, their kisses leading to some vaginal work even though she encouraged him to choke her (which excited her). Steve was otherwise kind of rough with her since that was what she wanted, the choking, nipple tweaking, and then anal with ATM seeming to get her off ("I love it"). She left her shoes on and the penetrative sex continued to work for both of them, the biting taking place by both of them as they got into each other too. As expected, it resulted in Chayse taking the wad of semen and swallowing it, her "jaws like a snake" allowing her to engulf his member with ease. Nice!

Director Mike John

Scene Four: Holly Fox, the curvy blond seen featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up last on the first disc as Mike complimented her during the outdoor tease by the pool. She claimed that she would be "taking a break" and given her near-MILF status at this writing, I suppose she will be welcomed back to do more anal given the results of her scene here with James Deen. She masturbated on the perfect day and soon went inside where the planes overhead were not an issue, her all natural body including a very shapely ass. James ate her ass and shoved most of his hand there to stretch her out, moving slowly to accommodate her wishes and soon boning her ass like he owned it. He slapped her around when she said he could do anything he wanted, their tryst on the staircase actually pretty solid with anal, ATM, and some modicum of chemistry that eventually ended with her swallowing his sperm with ease.

Tim Von Swine: Ladies Man/Beer Guzzler

Scene Five: Charlotte Vale, the moderately chunky pale gal seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as the first scene on the second disc. She was wearing a silvery bikini top and blue jean shorts, the gal blessed with a curvy backside that looked much better than some of her anorexic peers in the industry. She stayed inside here, perhaps due to her pale skin, and teased in the living room, her pierced nipples and slightly demure manner of teasing Mike adding to the fun. The playful tease aside, she was soon working with James Deen on the second floor, crawling up to blow him seductively as she gazed into his eyes and took his pecker into her mouth for blowing. The hummer led to him fingering her ass, swapped out for his tongue and then penis as he hammered away at her backside. She was another passive rider and that was her biggest weakness for me, the intermittent oral not really having much of an impact. The scene ended as did the others, the gal swallowing his modest wad of spew, but it faded away too fast to get much of a reaction from her.

Scene Six: Lexi Love, the lean darling sported on the middle of the right hand side of the cover, was up last as the foxy little babe brought it all home. The scene began with her rubbing her nipples on the indoor couch, her green short and blue jean shorts looking good on her but even better on the floor beside the couch as she stuck her ass in the air. Lexi teased really well here too, her perfect pucker no stranger to action for years now, the gal pouring on the charm as she quietly masturbated. Sean Michaels was her partner for the day and he went right to work eating her out, Lexi moaning as she enjoyed his ministrations (she even put his glasses on for the nerd herd crew out there). That was when she reciprocated with oral, sucking him off with a powerful devotion to her craft, giving him a handjob as well. The sloppy hummer took some time and he rimmed her a little as they moved about the house, Lexi climbing onto his cock vaginally for a very active ride where both of them were doing just fine. Lexi did some foot fetish work on him too, jerking him off with her feet, before he started nailing her ass with that club he calls a cock, Lexi barely able to hold on as she took what he offered. Sean choked her with his belt as he took her ass doggy style, the multitude of anal positions working for her just as well. The scen ended with the mouth pop too, Lexi looking at the camera as she engulfed his wand and load for swallowing. Yowza!

Summary: Elastic Assholes 8 by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video had three really good scenes and three worthy of some replay so I rated the double disc set as Recommended. The quality of the technical matters, the casting, and the overall production was well in line with what the director has released in the past so fans will not be disappointed, the amount of anal fuck for the buck quite high. In short, if you like anal action you will almost certainly appreciate Elastic Assholes 8: Special Edition, the latest in a long line of backdoor titles by the master gonzo director himself, Mike John.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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