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Briana Banks You Whore


Studio: JM Productions » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/14/09



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand


Briana Banks

Briana Banks You Whore

JM Productions

Genre: Compilation, Briana Banks

Briana Banks and Mike Horner

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Briana Banks, Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Mike Horner, Backe, Voodoo, Joel Lawrence

Length: 90:55 minutes

Briana Banks with Backe

Dates of Production: 6/19/1999, 10/26/1999, 12/11/1999, 11/8/2000

Extras: Surprisingly, there were some decent extras, the first of which was a 14:12 minute long screen test of Briana Banks shot by Regan Senter. It looked really bad (it was shot on a low end camcorder over ten years ago) but showed the first steps in the making of the performer we all know today as Briana. There was then a 4:16 minute long solo scene shot in the bathroom by Jim. She was young and fresh so fans might like to see the comparison. Next up was a 30 second advertisement for Passion Island, a website of some sort, and the last was a 1:37 minute raw footage pop shot facial she took long ago.

Condoms: None

Briana Banks with Voodoo

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Audio/Video Quality: Briana Banks You Whore was presented in a 1.33:1 full frame color offering as shot years ago by director Jim Powers for current distribution by JM Productions (the scenes were shot for Notorious long ago). Using the MPEG-2 codec and a 480p resolution, the video bitrate fluctuated considerably, none of the scenes looking as lame as the screen test in the extras section but none of them looking up to standard for modern releases either. There was a lot of grain, video noise, and even some compression artifacts with the mediocre lighting not helping the flesh tones look particularly solid but the raw energy of the scenes was usually pretty decent all the same, the video bitrate tending to hover around the 3.4 Mbps area. The editing was choppy, there were numerous shadows, and the camera work was often lackadaisical too but as Jim has shown time and again, he delivers the goods even if doing so means cutting corners. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital encoded at the 192 Kbps bitrate using a 48 kHz sampling rate, some of the vocals appearing to have been dubbed or not caught well enough by the original microphones. Still, I could hear every exaggerated moan and groan, Briana pouring it on as needed.

Briana Banks

Body of Review: Briana Banks has been a performer for over ten years now, her work under contract at Vivid showing her to be a talented gal when it comes to the art of milking a nut. In recent times, she has started her own production company and rather than take the "erotica" route like so many others have over the years, she has returned to her roots to get nasty once more, just like she was when her stage name was Mirage. In that line of thinking, it struck me as poetic that her latest title on the market is a compilation of her earliest works for director Jim Powers (most of which were shot for a company called Notorious or Multimedia), a title called Briana Banks You Whore. Crude title aside, fans of the currently curvy gal that did not have access to these scenes, including some previously unreleased footage including her sleazy agent's screen test. The rest of the show detailed Briana five full scenes, the newest of which was about nine years old. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Briana Banks, Rick Masters, and Johnny Thrust, were up first, Briana calling herself Mirage in a scene presumably shot for Perverted Stories 28 or White Trash Whore 16. They were in a beat up shed of some sort, weapons and tools on the beaten walls as Briana spoke clearly about her need for cock inside of her. The guys fingered her crudely and she took turns blowing them, soon engaging them vaginally and anally as she continued elevating her status with them. The generic music was lame but she was an active rider, "Bad Bob" hammering her ass while Rick tore into her pussy during the DP. The scene ended when the guys met her demands to squirt their hot cum on her ass, the genetic juice looking half real as it oozed down her crack.

Scene Two: Naughty Little Nymphos #3: Briana Banks, having discovered Mike Horner dancing in leather to music by The Diesel Queens, was up next as the innocent babe smiled in stupefied wonder. Mike tried to explain himself but it wasn't needed as she dropped to her knees to blow him energetically, Mike's running commentary weakening it substantially though her throating skills proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. The hand assisted hummer led to Mike fingering the flexible gal a little, the man then drilling her vaginally as she made all the usual moans. They then did anal and he busted a nut of population pudding on her face.

Scene Three: American Anal Adventures: Briana Banks, in a take off to the old Saturday Night Live skit involving Hans and Franz, was up next with a guy named Backe on the roof of an office building. She dropped to her knees to slob his knob, the skyline looking impressive in the background as she worked her oral wonders slowly. He gave her a couple of licks before they fucked vaginally, moving to an office to complete the deed. The red leather couch and karaoke machine tribute to Nena's "99 Luft Ballons" aside, her oral was more energetic inside, the plowing included vaginal and anal, the pops to her ass crack and face adding depth to her performance.

Scene Four: Babewatch #12: Briana Banks, next up in a takeoff on the popular television show, was held captive in ropes while wearing her red, one piece lifeguard suit to play with Voodoo. They were on a small boat and her huge rack showed she had already enhanced her chest, the implants way too large for her tiny frame as he ate her out. She blew him too and the silly dialogue aside, the music was yet again terrible but expected, the vaginal screwing leading to a facial.

Scene Five: Babysitters #5: Briana Banks, playing a baby sitter for Joel Lawrence in a short called "The Sitter Is A Slut", showed her maternal instincts as she bent over a baby basket, pretending to cradle a baby infatuated with her large tits. Joel liked them just as much and her role as a ditzy blond was amusing, his desire to see her naked leading to the rest of the action as she stripped for him in the living room. Briana crawled into his lap and he started sucking on her tits, his need to spank her firm ass getting him excited too. He then started drilling her hard and she grimaced as she ordered him about, a pocket rocket used to make it easier for her to handle his cock in her ass during the anal. The facial closed it up and she went on to become a long time contract performer elsewhere.

Summary: Briana Banks You Whore by director Jim Powers for JM Productions is best suited for diehard fans of the performer that haven't seen these older titles than anyone else so I rated it as a Rent It. The production values were on the decidedly weak side and Briana had yet to truly learn her craft as well as she has since then but fans of hers should have each of these scenes given how much Briana was in them. In short, Briana Banks You Whore is not going to successfully compete against her newest works at her production company by any stretch of the imagination but it does complement them and show how much times have improved so give it a look if you like Briana.


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