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Boob Bangers 6: The MILFs

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/14/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Boob Bangers 6: The MILFs

Evil Angel/Darkko Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Big Tits

Gianna Michaels

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Gianna Michaels, Chris Charming, Lisa Ann, Mark Ashley, Jayden James, Phoenix Marie, Steve Holmes, Diamond Foxxx, Mike Adriano, Claudia

Length: 131:42 minutes

Lisa Ann

Date of Production: 5/1/2009

Extras: The best extra for me was probably the 16:27 minute long set of extra sex footage from the scenes. More sex is always welcome in a porno, especially when it involves Jayden Jaymes, Phoenix Marie, and a knob they are slobbing/titty fucking. There was also a 3:33 minute long Behind the Scenes feature with Lisa Ann talking about this being her first time performing with Mark Ashley, smoking a cigarette as she continued on. There was then a photogallery, a cast list, a pop shot recap, some filmographies, and twelve trailers on the single disc release.

Condoms: None

Jayden James and Phoenix Marie with Steve Holmes

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Audio/Video Quality: Boob Bangers 6: The MILFs was presented in a standard full frame 1.33:1 ratio color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel in 480p resolution using the SD MPEG-2 codec. The bitrate hovered on the middle end of the scale much of the time, typically in the 3.1 Mbps range though jumping around a fair bit too; going higher as often as not. The lighting was often flat and solid, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to the technical aspect. The fleshtones were good with the crisp look of clarity I like when Jonni is attentive with his work. The composition was almost always favorable to the ladies and the editing, while a bit different in terms of pacing, wasn't bad either (though not exactly as solid as usual for some reason). In general, this was still another very visually appealing piece of work though thanks to the efforts of the production staff as well as the cast, the ladies still looking really sexy thanks in small part to the manner in which they were captured by the director. The audio was provided in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track (at a 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was decent but the music was again thumping thankfully truncated at the right moment after the tease to allow the vocals to get the spotlight during the scenes.

Diamond Foxxx

Body of Review: Jonni Darkko's association with Evil Angel has long proven a fruitful one, his works upgraded almost out of the gate from his previous employer and moving on up from there. While most of his colleagues dedicate themselves to quantity (in the form of double disc sets), Jonni seems content to polish up his single disc releases with his unique sense of rhythm, music, and the all important casting of people that work well together. His latest release is Boob Bangers 6: The MILFs, the sequel to Boob Bangers 5 that some of you praised so hardily online last year. The emphasis was on showcasing major performers possessing large breasts as always but he added in the MILF dimension where the gals had to be older and thicker, if not truly "mothers" in the classic sense. As far as I'm concerned, any cast starring Gianna, Lisa Ann, Jayden James, and Phoenix Marie is one I can jerk off repeatedly to so I was more than happy to check this one out this past weekend.  The company website described the movie like this: "Jonni Darkko's series is already an eagerly awaited fan favorite; BOOB BANGERS 6 zeroes in on two always-popular genres - huge breasts and MILFs. An outstanding cast of seasoned and stacked sirens slink their way through dreamy teases and fuck like wildcats in five scenes lensed in Darkko's glossy yet hard-edged trademark style. Superstars LISA ANN and GIANNA highlight the outstanding cast." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Claudia and Mark Ashley

Scene One: Gianna Michaels, the sexy redhead featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first in her red bikini, her curvy figure unable to contain her precious form as she gyrated while washing a car. The droning music during the tease session was okay too but Gianna is a practiced expert at using her ample sample to torment men in the best of ways, plying her trade her as heatedly as could be. As she rinsed off the car, her thong rode up her ass crack, Chris Charming asking her for some water due to the hot day. She gave him some to drink but spilled some on his growing bulge, pulling it out of his pants to access it for sucking. Gianna then aggressively inhaled the cock while spouting forth some sexy dirty talk, a titty fuck leading to Chris nailing her perfect pussy increasingly fast. While he has never been known for offering a particularly rhythmic fuck, Gianna coaxed it out of him as planes flew by, her labia growing red from the friction provided in the kitchen. There were a few abrupt edits I didn't care for but she was sucking him clean in no time, her devotion a sight to see as she repeated the dynamic until he bust a nut of genetic juice on her tits, a second load coming soon afterward.

Scene Two: Lisa Ann, the other darling babe featured on the front cover (on the right hand side), was up next as she showcased her oiled body in a living room, the music greatly toned down (thanks!) as she masturbated while making love to the camera. Lisa exuded a sense of passion nearly as much as Gianna projected a sense of playfulness, the chemistry elevated when Mark Ashley entered the room to check her body out. This was reportedly their first time working together and she wanted him badly, the sparks flying early on as they felt each other up. Lisa seemed to adore his big cock too, jerking him off before offering a wonderful titty fuck, Mark dining on her crotch in no time at all. This led to a powerful vaginal plowing and her incredibly talented mouth savoring his manhood, Lisa performing for the camera too much but still devoting herself to his pecker on a level few ever get to appreciate fully. Lisa was an active rider and ground her hips into his as she gyrated for optimal pleasure, Mark launching a huge wad of population pudding to her chest when they were done.

Scene Three: Jayden James, a very sexy brunette with pretty eyes, and curvy blond Phoenix Marie, were up next as they showed off their wealth of curves. Jayden wore red and Phoenix was in black, their demeanor positive enough to encourage anyone to whip it out and start jerking off. They engaged in some lipstick lesbian action here, sucking titties mostly, jumping on the couch to use the cock of Steve Holmes in any way they wanted to. They sucked him off and titty fucked him, the guy plowing both of them vaginally in terms. Steve snacked on their ass cracks too but the intermittent oral by all of them was only part of the equation as far as I was concerned. The enthusiasm and chemistry was solid enough for me that it approached the first two scenes, something markedly tough for relative newcomers to do given the strength of performances provided by them. Phoenix even opened her ass for the guy to make herself stand out yet again, the ending titty fuck milking the lucky fellow dry of genetic juice.

Scene Four: Diamond Foxxx, a curvy bleach blond MILF that reminded me a lot of Briana Banks, was up next as she beckoned her lover to join her when her husband left for awhile. She teased in her red bikini undies, by this point in the movie earning the MILF status proving so elusive to most of the others. After she masturbated, Mike Adriano showed up for the booty call, fucking her tight pussy and oiled up titties fairly well. There was no discernable chemistry this time but she seemed to be getting off even if she was too passive at it for my tastes. By the time he was ready to bust, Diamond had his cock firmly in hand and finished him off orally, the large load going all over her tits and mouth.

Scene Five: Claudia, a cold brunette with impossibly large tits and lips, was up last and to say she didn't appeal to me would be an understatement. She also seemed kind of at a loss as to how to play with them to best suit the audience, her eyes revealing how tired she must have been before taking on Mark Ashley in the kitchen. Mark only cared that there was a chick ready to fuck, her oral skills decent enough that I wasn't about to fast forward past the hummer. The titty fuck led to the vaginal plowing and while the fleshy gal was passive, at least she was stuffed full of his rod to explain away her reluctance to let loose. He rubbed out the final load for those that care, the wad oozing onto her tits.

Summary: Boob Bangers 6: The MILFs by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel started off extremely strong thanks to Gianna, Lisa Ann, Jayden James, and Phoenix Marie but the final two scenes struck me as second tier so I rated the movie a solid Recommended. Jonni knows how to pick the cream of the crop so I attribute this oversight to a rush job or someone flaking, the MILF dynamic limiting just who could come in for the action anyway. In short, Boob Bangers 6: The MILFs, like Boob Bangers 5 before it had some highly prized action and some okay action, the better scenes making the weaker ones look very much out of place (though strokable they may have been).

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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