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Scrubs - A XXX Parody


Studio: New Sensations » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/15/09



XCritic's Advice: Recommended




Scrubs: A XXX Parody (SD & Blu-ray)

New Sensations

Genre: Sitcum, Porn Parody


Director: Lee Roy Myers

Cast: Alexis Texas, Joanna Angel, James Deen, Missy Stone, Ralph Long, Tori Black, Jack Lawrence, Thea Marie, Shane Diesel, Ashlynn Brooke, Kris Slater
Non-sex roles: Koney Island, Bob Knobb, D-Money Hustla, Mo

Length: 102:20 minutes

Joanna Angel and Alexis Texas

Dates of Production: 3/13/2009, 3/14/2009

Extras: I was very happy that the company decided to use a double disc approach on both versions of the movie, allowing the extras to be kept in each version and maintain reasonably good technical values. On the second disc, the extras started with a 9:02 minute long Behind the Scenes feature edited by Will Bice, the cast and crew getting to add some comments (including Danny Raven as "the guy in glasses"). There was also an attempt to add some humor via editing, the results slightly mixed but the attempt certainly appreciated. It was cool to see a "hidden" extra BTS lasting 14:54 minutes as shot by the nice folks at XBiz (and sister site X-Fanz), this version focusing more on the ladies than the official one so it may be considered superior by many of you out there. Then came a bonus scene lasting 22:12 minutes between Ashlynn Brooke and Tommy Gunn from "Ashlynn Goes To College", the couple showing some chemistry as they worked each other over nicely. That was followed by 6:18 minutes worth of Bloopers, a few trailers, and seven photogalleries (six for the ladies and one for the cast as a whole). The Blu-ray version was done in MPEG-2 but the resolution was 1080p, the coding limitations keeping the upgrade from looking as good as it could have.

Condoms: None

Missy Stone with Ralph Long

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Audio/Video Quality: Scrubs: A XXX Parody was presented in a sharp looking 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen picture as shot by director Lee Roy Myers for New Sensations using the MPEG-2 codec with 480p resolution in the standard definition version, upgrading to a whole 720p for the Blu-ray release (at least it used the AVC codec). The show looked more like the original television show when I didn't look too closely, the lighting leaving something to be desired during the sex scenes (lacking a C-light, many portions were under lit). There were few compression artifacts that I noticed in the SD version and the video bitrate seemed to hover around the 23.4 Mbps mark for the Blu-ray version while the SD seemed limited to around 5.1 Mbps, the fluid camerawork coming across like the show too. While a decidedly flawed first attempt at the original show, I have to admit it looks like the director took great pains to improve this time, the effects by Eddie Powell and editing by Gabrielle Anex providing at least some of the boost. The company logo was always present in the lower right hand corner if that bothers you, I know it kills a show for many so you're not alone but in this day & age of piracy, it's to be expected. The SD audio was presented in a standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, no separation between the channels, a limited dynamic range, and music from the archival vaults except for the one piece that just didn't work for me but the Blu-ray enhanced the audio to a full 1.5 Mbps bitrate, some minute differences actually heard when I cranked up the sound for my friends and I to listen to. In all then, the show was a cute send up to a popular television show, the technical aspects less important than the creative material used to inspire your self-love habits.

Tori Black

Body of Review: Lee Roy Myers has been hailed as New Sensations' version of Will Ryder in terms of his porn parodies of late, my own estimation of his skills showing him to be more likened to Hustler's Stuart Canterbury or Anton Slayer. For me at least, his track record is pretty short and lacking some of the production team needed to hit a home run every time holds all of the pretenders to the throne back a few notches though I admit he stepped up a bit when it came to Scrubs: A XXX Parody (SD & Blu-ray). As the market gets saturated on the Sitcum parody craze (this has happened before in porn mind you), the better directors and companies will continue to make them work and I suspect that Myers will be among the short list of those that make it, his first three titles all well worth checking out. This time, the popular television sitcom played out pretty well, the medical facility and outfits matching the level of acting by the genuinely appealing cast. The back cover described the show like this: "There's only one cure for the beautiful female patients of Naked Heart Hospital... a good dose of Penis-illin from Doctor DJ (AVN's Male Performer of the Year, James Deen)! When handsome young & hung doctor, DJ sees that the lack of sexual healing amongst the hospital's staff is affecting their work, he realizes that he must come up with a plan to heal everyone of their Acute Bone-itis. At Naked Heart Hospital laughter and deep penetration are surely the best medicines. New Sensations proudly presents the hilarious & filthy, Scrubs A XXX Parody. Catch all of the XXX-Raying, Bodily Fluid Transfusing, Pussy-oscopies you can handle with All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Missy Stone, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, and Ralph Long." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Thea Marie with Shane Diesel

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the curvy blond seen on the middle of the left hand side, tattoo heavy Joanna Angel, and lead performer of the movie, James Deen, were up first in a flashback scene jokingly referring to the "Ashlynn Goes To College" series though slightly modified. Joanna aggressively inhaled his cock with her usual amount of chemistry, Alexis licking her lips at the thought of getting some of it too, the oral by all three of them leading to some active vaginal penetration by the nurses station in the hospital. Joanna also did anal here and both ladies provided a different dynamic to the scene, some of the camera angles weakening the manner in which the action was captured more than the deficient lighting. The attempts to make the scene more than a "tack on" were not entirely successful but I like both ladies and it was a decent performance, the ending mouth pop showing Alexis to share the genetic juice with Joanna before the scene faded out.

Ashlynn Brooke with James Deen and Kris Slater

Scene Two: Missy Stone, fresh off her award winning performance in This Ain't Happy Days XXX, was up next as she engaged the orderly, Ralph Long, in a bout of boning. He used his charms on her and she was soon staring up at him with those sexy eyes, slobbing his knob actively as she devoted herself to making his semi erect member comply with porn standards. Missy is definitely a cutie to watch out for and she displayed enough acting chops to merit her use in future efforts, her oral used intermittently throughout the scene between the vaginal and anal screwing. She was another active rider and while she did not exactly show a lot of chemistry for the guy, she did make the most of it on the hospital bed in the hallway. The scene ended with a messy mouth pop of population pudding to satiate her need for seed, that look of yearning in her eyes doing it for me really nicely.

Scene Three: Tori Black, an attractive brunette known more for her gonzo work than her attempts at features, was up next with feature veteran Jack Lawrence in his office. He kissed her and propped her up on his desk, the pair removing their tops to show Tori in a satin red bra with matching panties and shoes. He went down on her immediately though, her porn moans a bit faker than I prefer but within the usual parameters for her body of work, the high definition version making her fine stomach hairs to be seen in great detail. Tori then displayed her skills with a meat pipe, sucking him as she literally bent over backwards to receive his cock orally. The vaginal penetration came next but she was far less active than I like to see, only turning on the juice when she was on top of him in fact. The hip gyration and taste testing was decent though and she readily received the wad of semen to her ass, making me wonder why she wasn't in the mood for a facial that day. As eye candy though, Tori scored points with me.

Scene Four: Thea Marie, an okay looking Latina in the mood to mingle, was up next with well hung stud Shane Diesel, the pair retiring to an empty room in the pediatrics section where they could be alone. He ate her and despite some obvious overdubbing, he seems happy to chow down on her snatch, the fleshy gal enjoying his tongue inside of her a lot more than the pecker he possessed. Her blowjob was as limited as most who try to engulf his wand orally, the size queens out there knowing exactly what I mean when I say that few can put more than a few inches inside before their gag reflex starts up. She made due with her hand as best she could and then ended up passively riding his penis, Shane tearing her up from the looks of it. The scene closed up when he launched a large wad of spew all over her mouth and face, the gal laughing as the scene faded out.

Scene Five: Ashlynn Brooke, the blond contract babe featured on the center of the cover, was up next in a hospital room with moper Kris Slater, and James Deen. They spent some time warming her up orally, James taking the low road on her pussy while Kris sucked her tits until she grabbed his cock for a blowjob. The guys then took turns with her mouth and pussy as they hammered away on her body, Ashlynn not as aggressively into it as she normally proves to be in her scenes. There was a fair amount of taste testing as a result of the oral carrying over a few times, but I suppose this relates to my biggest thematic issue with the movie itself, using Ashlynn so little on such a major project. In any case, the scene finished up with her taking a titty pop of minor proportions, a few drops hitting her face.

Summary: Scrubs: A XXX Parody by director Lee Roy Myers for New Sensations was a lot of fun, managed to take the original style and pornify it nicely, and the sex was sufficiently heated to merit a rating of Recommended or better, depending on how much you enjoy the sitcum parody craze sweeping porn these days. Personally, I thought the technical matters could have been upgraded to a full 1080p and a better lighting guy employed but would probably rate it a notch higher for myself given my public support of the genre (I like the sitcums more than most people). In short, Scrubs: A XXX Parody (SD & Blu-ray) benefitted by the participation of the director, his crew, and performers like James Deen, Ashlynn Brooke, Jack Lawrence, and a few of the others but the rough edges were not smoothed out as well as they could have been, this parody spoofing the original more than serving as a tribute to it but I think most porn fans will enjoy watching it a time or three, perhaps even rubbing one out on their own while watching.


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