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Blonde Tourage

Studio: Metro » Review by Harry Johnson » Review Date: 7/16/09

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Compilation

Director: N/A

Cast: Katie Morgan, Hillary Scott, Nikki Benz, Lauren Phoenix, Alan Evans, Cassie Courtland, Harmony, Staci Thorn, Trina Michaels.

Length:  2 hr 49 min

Production Date: 04/28/2009

Condoms: None.


Some trailers and a photo gallery are all you're going to find on Blonde-Tourage for bonus features.


The picture quality for this release is all over the map. Some scenes are presented with a full screen aspect ratio while others come with a cropped widescreen. The image is also quite soft, grainy, and compressed with a fair amount of blocking that pops up every now and then. The audio is of equally poor quality with some scenes ringing through clearly and others sounding muffled or hollow as if they're coming from a tin can.


Do you like blondes? How about tourages? Well, if you like both then I'm sure Blonde-Tourage will be right up your alley. This lackluster compilation lazily assembles nondescript scenes from various releases, presents them poorly, and doesn't even credit the performers for each scene. Some of the action is pretty good, some of the girls are hot, but ultimately it feels like a compilation that was brought together as an afterthought. Lovers of blondes will get some mileage out of the release, but everyone else can pass on it and be just as happy.

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Opening things up is Katie Morgan whose scene begins with a cock in her mouth. You have to appreciate the cutting to the chase a bit, but it feels rushed and lacks the set up that most scenes prefer. At any rate she gives a nice lengthy blowjob that transitions to her receiving a little bit of oral satisfaction as well. Eventually Katie climbs aboard and rides reverse cowgirl, which starts off nice and slow but picks up after a while. I particularly enjoyed the point where Katie slides onto her side and gets railed from behind. The way she panted and moved her mouth indicated that she was really enjoying it. Overall the action was very good and there was an ample amount of tit-fucking as well, which is how the guy got off.

The second scene features Cassie Courtland (at least I think it's her, it's kind of hard to tell because all of the blondes run together with no identification) and it's pretty solid as well. It all starts out with a nice little bit of foreplay with her receiving some hefty fingering and pussy attention. She too climbs aboard for a reverse cowgirl and she and her partner rotate positions quite a bit. The scene also feels edited down and transitions from one point in the action to another. Ultimate the sex is pretty high spirited, but it feels like something's missing. After Cassie I think it's Staci Thorn that is up next and she goes up against two guys at the same time. She gives a nice double blow job at the start and soon after the threeway action begins. She takes one in the pussy and the other in the mouth, but eventually gives up the anal and even moves on to a double penetration. The action was fairly solid for her scene as well, but it lacked a certain connection between the performers and felt kind of dry in the end.

It looks like Trina Michaels is up for the fourth scene in Blonde-Tourage, but again it's kind of hard to tell without the identification. This scene is one of the better ones on this release and it's one of the couple that actually has multiple chapter stops. Some of the other scenes just cut right through the entire thing, but the people who produced this DVD felt this one was something special. It kind of is actually and the sex is quite good with a whole lot of passion and energy behind everything that happens. After Trina, I believe it's Hillary Scott who is up next. This scene is pretty solid all around as well, but like some of the others it's poorly edited together. We join the scene with a cock already in her mouth and from there the action just steamrolls right through to the end. Good stuff with plenty of anal, but otherwise nothing truly memorable.

The lovely Nikki Benz appears in the next scene and her action starts out with her man feverishly rubbing her pussy. She reciprocates with a blowjob and after a couple of minutes the fucking gets underway. This scene is probably one of the more energetic with some great moments and better than average performances. It's one of the few highlights on this release to be sure. After Nikki's scene came one with Lauren, and this one's really just as good. Lauren's scene is shot nicely and it's pretty intimate with a touch of raunch. She and her partner really work the camera and seem to be in to each other. There's even a fair amount of anal play as well.

Bringing this release to a close is a threesome, but this one features two girls and a guy. By process of elimination I'm presuming we have Alana and Harmony here, but all you really need to know is that they are two good looking blondes who know how to make a guy happy. The girls spend a good deal of time playing with each other and most of the action in the scene happens to be anal. It was a decent way to bring Blonde-Tourage to a close, but it wasn't quite enough to make a solid impression.


Blonde-Tourage is a decent release with some pretty good scenes. Some of the girls here bring solid performances and the sex is passionate, energetic, and varied enough to keep things interesting. About half of the scenes are worth watching and the other half are, well...not. The editing in some of these scenes is handled poorly and the action in others is just kind of bland. The fact that none of the original releases or actresses are credited is kind of a pain and though there's scene selection there's nothing that identifies what's what. I'd say this one is a solid rental.

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