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Back Strokes & Toilette Fantasies

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 8/4/09

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Tribute

Director: Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Paul Thomas, Brad Armstrong, Ralph Parfait, Jeff Coldwater

Cast: Kelly Leigh, Mae Victoria, Anna Mills, Kandi Hart, Penny Flame, Meghan Mallone, Jada Fire, Randy Spears, Nick East, Tom Byron, Trent Tesoro, Ron Jeremy. Non-sex: Georgina Spelvin, Ray Karch, Ona Zee, Debbie Diamond, Bianca Seven, F.J. Lincoln, Herschel Savage, Paul Thomas, Nina Hartley, Ernest Green, John Keeler aka Jane Waters, Sharon Kane, Raven Touchtone, Jerome Tanner, Mr. Marcus, Mark Kernes

Length: 104 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: There are two nice bonus sex scenes. The first bonus scene is from License to Thrill. It stars Shanna McCullough, Tracy Adams, and some guy. The second scene is from Barbarians #2 which features Nina Hartley and Jon Dough.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are very good.

Overview: Back Strokes & Toilette Fantasies: An Ode to Henri Pachard is a nice and poignant movie about one of the best directors that the adult industry has ever had the privilege of sitting in a director's chair. As it is stated on the movie, it's "dedicated in loving memory of Ron Sullivan aka Henri Pachard: June 4, 1939 - September 27, 2008." This film is a mix of sex scenes and video commentaries of this great movie maker. As Paul Thomas easily states, he was the "primo director of X-rated movies in the East Coast in the '70's and '80's." Henri Pachard was also known as Ron Sullivan. He began his career in the late 1970's. Mr. Pachard had a fetish for toilets and that's why this movie has toilets in it. It's only fitting. Thus, the sex vignettes are odes to this type of fetish that Henri Pachard enjoyed filming. The video accolades come from past mega-star legends like Ona Zee, Georgina Spelvin, and Sharon Kane to Paul Thomas, Herschel Savage, and Roy Karch. These personal commentaries about the director give good insight on Henri Pachard's professional career as well as his life in battling his illness. These personal comments are mixed throughout the movie. Herscel Savage and Paul Thomas give the most insightful and emotional comments.

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Scene One: After several commentaries about the famed director, the scene begins. Kelly Leigh is sitting on a toilet. Moments later, Mae Victoria enters the scene and stands next to her. Ms. Victoria is the dominant person in the scene. Ms. Leigh has a whip in her mouth. She is also tied to the toilet. While Mae pours some champagne in a small blue pump, Kelly is rubbing her own plaything. Meanwhile, Randy Spears is sitting in the director's chair (he is portraying Henri Pachard) and looks at Jada Fire who is standing near him in a white dress. The scene shifts back to the two women. Mae pumps the liquid into Kelly's asshole. Ms. Victoria also eats the lady's muffin. In a brief split-screen, Mr. Spears is kissing Jada. Then, Ms. Leigh is on her hands and knees on the floor. The dominant woman spanks her. Next, she pours more champagne into the pump. She kisses Kelly. Soon, a butt plug is placed into Ms. Leigh's a-hole. Then, while standing above Kelly, Mae as well as Kelly squeeze the contents of the pump into her own butthole. Meanwhile, Randy and Jada are still kissing. A shot of Stephanie Swift is shown as she uses a dildo on herself. The scene shifts back to the main attraction of Kelly Leigh and Mae Victoria. After sipping some champagne from the bottle, Mae pours more of it into the light blue pump. Then, she squeezes some into Kelly's asshole and her own sex spot. The woman also sprays some of it into Ms. Leigh's mouth. Meanwhile, Randy is caressing Ms. Fire's breasts as Stephanie sucks her toy. Then, Jada sucks his cock. Later, Kelly squirts a bit. Then, Mae pats her sexual plaything with a whip. Jada and Stephanie continue with their oral activitiy. Moments later, Kelly eats the woman's muffin while rubbing her own sex biscuit. Mae is sitting on the other toilet. Jada continues to suck cock. Later, the two main ladies change positions and Ms. Victoria works over Kelly's lovebox. There is some dirty talk by Mae. She also whips Ms. Leigh's vaginal plaything a bit as Kelly rubs her own clit. Jada is still sucking on Randy's dick.

Scene Two: After minutes of commentary about the director from several colleagues, Debbie Diamond and Bianca Seven introduce the scene. Ron Jeremy is a cigar smoking devil who is with Anna Mills and Kandi Hart. Anna Mills strokes his crotch while he is talking about himself. The two ladies fondle each other and take off each other's clothing. Ron is stroking his cock while he watches them. Then, Anna straddles the woman as she rubs her clit. Kandi sucks his cock. Next, he sucks Miss Mills' tit. Soon, Ron eats and fingers Kandi's peach while Anna is getting her passion fruit eaten by Miss Hart. Anna also tastes the lady's sex spot too. Afterwards, the legendary male fucks Kandi. Anna sucks his cock too. She tastes Kandi's sexual pastry again. The women kiss. Then, Anna lays on her back as Ron orally stimulates her sex spot and fucks her while she orally pleasures Kandi's sweet spot. Kandi sucks his cock briefly. She also tastes her muffin too in a 69 position. Mr. Jeremy moves and fucks the woman from behind. The two ladies are great together. Later, he fucks Anna again. Kandi gets to suck his dick again. Anna tastes the woman's wet spot for a while as Kandi sits on her face. Next, Miss Hart rubs the lady's mound vigorously. Another doggie follows. Then, he cums into Kandi's asshole and Anna's face.

Scene Three: Meghan Malone is answering phones. Penny Flame is sitting in one of the chairs. Tom Byron sits down beside her. The threesome talk a bit. Moments later, Penny gets angry at Tom and storms off. After some discussion between the man and Meghan, he heads to the restroom and finds Penny in the stall. They talk a while. Then, the scene shifts to some commentary on Henri Pachard. Georgina Spelvin introduces the remainder of this scene from Paul Thomas and Vivid Entertainment. Tom Byron and Penny Flame get inside the stall. They kiss. He gets down on his knees and kisses her groin. Then, the woman sits on the toilet so she can suck his cock. They have great chemistry. Meghan enters the restroom. She notices the pair in the stall. The woman gets turned on by their behavior and undresses. Penny walks out of the stall and the women kiss and makeout. Tom looks on. While Meghan is on the sink, the lady sucks her titties. Next, Penny squats on the floor, spanks her ass, and eats Meghan's peach. Soon, the woman is back on the sink. Penny's oral stimulation of Miss Malone's plaything continues. Her passion fruit is wet. Meanwhile, Mr. Byron is stroking his cock. The intensity increases when Ms. Flame fingers and eats the woman. They kiss. Then, Trent Tesoro enters the restroom. Meghan hooks up with him in the stall. She is sitting on the toilet. Meanwhile, Tom doggies Penny near the sink. The guy eats and then, fingers her sex spot in a rapid fashion. Then, the guy is sitting on the toilet while Miss Malone sucks his dick. Soon, she climbs on top of his lap for some cowgirl action. Meanwhile, Tom mishes Penny. Next, Meghan is sitting on the floor and sucking cock while rubbing her own gem. Afterwards, Tom is doggying Penny and then, she turns around so he can jack off on her face. Back to the stall action, Meghan is still riding Trent. Next, she sucks his dick and gets screwed from behind. Later on, she plays with her precious jewel on the floor while he strokes his cock. He shoots his man juice on her body while sitting on the toilet.

Scene Four: After some commentary about the famed director and especially some clips of Henri Pachard, the first scene resumes. Jada Fire is sucking Randy Spears' dick. Mae Victoria is eating Kelly Leigh's sex spot while Kelly is sitting on a toilet. Soon, Kelly has the opportunity to eat Mae's muffin as Mae sits on the other toilet. Then, Kelly eats her snatch. Soon, Ms. Leigh is sucking Nick East's dick as she is standing inside one of the toilets. Later, she and Mae share his package. Kelly sucks his asshole and balls. Afterwards, Ms. Victoria rides him reverse cowgirl style as Kelly continues with her crotch stimulation of the man. Later, he doggies Ms. Leigh. Then, he pile drives her. Moments later, Kelly licks the toilet bowl first before sucking his cock. Then, he cums in her mouth. Meanwhile, Jada strokes off Randy on her mouth. Finally, Kelly and Mae kiss in order to share his cum.

Final Thoughts:  Back Strokes & Toilette Fantasies: An Ode to Henri Pachard is a fine tribute to a fine director. For someone who has not seen a Henri Pachard film, one does obtain some essence of the man while watching these sex scenes especially the two bonus ones which were directed by the master. The personal commentary among the several stars of the industry who had the privilege to work with him bring added weight and insight to this tribute. I highly recommend this movie.

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