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Waterproof Stunner by Don Houston
Released by Evolved on April 7th, 2009
XCritic's Advice: Skip It
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By now, many toy lovers have heard of the Evolved Novelties line, their price being on the low end and their cases exactly the kind of marketing tool that brick & mortar sellers find so helpful.  While a few of my socially conscious friends complain about them being made in China (where a great many other companies employ the masses), even they seem silent when it comes to substantive complaints regarding how these suckers feel when used properly.  Let's face it, competition in the sex toy business is pretty stiff (pun intended) and while my toy testing female friends all prefer a real life cock over a toy simulating one, when used judiciously they can enhance your sex life considerably better than the latest designer erection drugs.

Today's reviews of their latest devices have all revealed some quirks but some selling points worth noting as well.  One case in point would be the Waterproof Stunner from the new Slenders line up.  This branch of the increasingly extensive catalog is for those ladies (and presumably men) that aren't size queens in need of the largest toys to stretch them out, a sort of "right sizing" for the majority of folks that enjoy good vibrations but not having torn vaginal lining or rectal bleeding.


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The Stunner held up during the water testing just fine and the batteries lasted a lot longer than the Marvel I tested earlier in the day (I try to take a break during testing different toys so the full effects of each do not get in the way of the others).  This one was lined with a series of rings, tentatively used for additional stimulation (especially during anal play from what I was told) but Nadine quickly realized the major flaw in the design.  While having the vibrating bullet by the tip was nice initially, when the toy was deep inside of her, the vibrations were minimal even on the highest setting, the strength of the device already among the weakest we've tested together. 

So the trade off in duration was a weak vibrator that really couldn't trip her trigger, her comments that it was barely above a dildo in terms of ability a slight to the toy that it seems to have deserved.  The 2 AAA batteries were the same type and all other aspects of the testing similar too so unless you're looking for a flexible jelly-like vibrator made of TPR with the vibrating ability of a few molecules of galvanized steel, you might look this one over for something better.  Otherwise, the company described it in identical terms on the back cover and website, saying:



• 3 stimulating speeds
• Easy push-button controls
• Phthalate-free and body-safe
• Satin-Smooth coated controls
• Hygienic medical-grade TPR
• Shower & bath-friendly
• Jelly like material flexes and conforms
• Ultra-powerful motor soothes and seduces
• Maximum intensity with minimum noise

So I had no recourse but to rate this one as a Skip It for anyone but beginners or those sensitive to stronger vibrators, the basic claims accurate but not enough to merit a better rating.

For other great choices in porn, check out: Top 10 Adult DVDs of 2009, Top Blu-ray Porn of 2009, 2008 Adult Studio of The Year and The Top 10 Women Directors in Pornas well as the latest Blue Room Column

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You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :)




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