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Teagan Vs. Jenna

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/27/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Teagan Vs. Jenna (Teagan Presley Vs. Jenna Haze)

Digital Playground/Handheld Pictures

Genre: Teagan Presley, Jenna Haze, Compilation

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Jenna Haze, Tommy Gunn, Teagan Presley, Tyler Wood, Scott Nails, Johnny Sins

Length: 167:50 minutes

Date of Production: 2009 (compilation only)

Extras: There was only a pop shot recap, a photogallery, a slide show, and some trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Teagan Vs. Jenna was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Robby D. for release by Digital Playground next month under their Handheld Pictures label. This was the first compilation from the company and quite possibly a test balloon for many more given the economy, the innate wisdom of using two of the most popular ladies in porn being a pretty smart way to introduce such a concept. The lighting was reasonably solid here, as expected given this was Robby's standard type of gonzo, and that meant that the limited amounts of grain and other visual elements used to lend a sense of texture were minimal. While I generally prefer flood lighting in my gonzo porn, Robby has a way of showing it all with less light, the tint of the colors only slightly off as a result. The way the scenes were shot and edited was markedly similar in the scenes, though the composition of the angles was changed up a bit depending on the scene in question; providing a variety of styles to enjoy. The composition of the shots and the editing enhanced the look of the ladies more than a little bit too, proving what this critic has to say about the production team led by Robby (who did all the camerawork to allow the talented "Brothers P"; presumably including both Nick "The Wiz" P. as well as Joey "The Master" Pulgadas with the task of cleaning up the goofs with the editing & music again) with the DVD mastering revealing few compression artifacts (the bitrate varying but often staying near the mid 4.3 Mbps range in order to accommodate the wealth of footage included this time). Robby told me that he was loosening up on using his best production crew more aggressively in the Handheld titles; maintaining control but realizing that he could trust them to do more than he had been letting them in the past. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English (using 384 Kbps) with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways to productions outside of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it. While there wasn't much separation between the channels, if any, the ladies were almost always clearly heard and their moans added to the enjoyment of the show.

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Body of Review: Digital Playground is one of the last holdouts in the industry when it comes to compilations, preferring to get fans to buy their back catalog titles rather than sacrifice them to trend set by their peers of unleashing scores of scenes thematically tied but lacking anything new. Well, starting next month, they take their first step in that direction, bundling five scenes by popular porn hotties Teagan Presley and Jenna Haze in Teagan Vs. Jenna from the Handheld Pictures line so many gonzo fans have come to appreciate. For those that will inevitably ask, none of the scenes were new, none of them appeared to be edited from their originals, and all of them starred either Teagan or Jenna with none of the filler so many other companies seem content with slipping into their own compilations. Jenna was given the bulk of scenes this time, 60% of them featuring her while only 40% had Teagan, but I'd be lying if I said either of them let me down in this package. If sales warrant it, this may be the beginning of further compilations from the label, or even actual Digital Playground titles, my preference for original material being included weighed against the benefits of dedicated fans picking up just what they want rather than what amounts to filler (for them) as well. I'd have tried a single star featured first myself, maybe even getting the lady to introduce them herself in newly shot material as well as add in some form of new bonus footage or solo scene but this will be your chance to weigh in on the company following industry trends instead of blazing forth as a leader (such as they have with high definition Blu-ray releases). Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Filth Cums First 3: Jenna Haze, the cute young lady featured on the right side of the front cover, was up first and as the choice of the pack for most fans; the placement of the scene was a winner in many ways. She played a gal in need of some TLC so she went to doctor Tommy Gunn for some medical know how, resulting in him taking her temperature in a really porn like fashion. His series of extensive tests had her out of her clothing in no time flat, just long enough to provide some tease that went beyond following her tight ass up the stairs of the location. Tommy's "strictly professional" demeanor took a hit once Jenna began rubbing the genie in his pants, the growing bulge exciting the young gal enough to get her unleashing the monster out of the pants and into her waiting mouth. Her lips wrapped around the shaft while she aggressively sucked him off, her hands polishing the knob as she gave up some dirty talk to enhance the moment. Jenna's oral expertise is acknowledged as some of the finest in the industry, Tommy's own efforts okay but weak by comparison. That led to the pair screwing both vaginally and anally in several positions, her filthy talk making the scene even better but the chemistry between the couple even more important to my appreciation. The bedroom setting seemed slightly out of place for the medical theme but Jenna liked the taste of her own juices from his rod and Tommy busted a large nut of population pudding around the 46 minute mark of the movie; enough time given the scene to appeal to all the raincoaters out there that want it all (not just a short, weak scene).

Scene Two: Filth Cums First 2: Teagan Presley, the beauty on the front cover, was up next in her short skirt and neon pink top as she played outside like a little girl. Tyler Durden was looking for her and found her playing in the backyard, the cutie rolling on the lawn as he fussed at her for not staying clean. Tyler grabbed her and forced her upstairs; running a bath for her as he molested her endlessly to her squawks of disapproval. She climbed into the tub with her clothing on, making removing it a chore (albeit a fun chore) for him, the foot play, fingering, and oral that came soon after making it a return to the kind of fun sex from the first disc I found so inviting. I couldn't care less about him sucking her feet but the oral by both of them was electric in nature; showing their levels of chemistry as nicely as anything they've done in recent memory. She slobbed his knob with gusto and he poked that pussy as though it was heaven on earth, her noises consisting mostly of small grunts and groans but also including dirty talk from time to time. The anal sex came early and as soon as she was on top of his lap, she let loose by aggressively bouncing on his cock; doing ATM and deepthroating in the same breath. They continued this dynamic; going from ass to oral sex repeatedly with a glass anal toy deployed near the end of the scene. It ended when he busted a nut on her face; Teagan giving a look of approval in the process. Whoa!

Scene Three: Control 10: Jenna Haze, the high end hotty featured on the front cover, was up first as she played a little game with Scott Nails. She took a series of polaroids of herself as she ventured through the house, leaving them in a trial for him to follow, various poses of her in states of undress sweetening the game as the cutie progressed. Her lean legs and tight body looked especially good on the bed without any clothing to get in the way, Jenna leaving on her stripper shoes as she masturbated with a small vibrator. Scott was then shown searching through the house, picking up the pictures as he grew increasingly hard, his turgid erection seeking out Jenna's lubricated pussy until his face was shoved deep into her ass crack to start licking her silly. Scott satisfied her nicely and she upped the ante with an enthusiastic blowjob, applying some hand to gland action before he started banging her. The aggressive vaginal ride soon got her to start anally masturbating with a glass toy, the technical DP soon resulting in his large cock in her sweet little ass. There were more positions and some taste testing too, Jenna milking his nuts dry of genetic juice in no time at all using her hand and mouth in unison. Whew!

Scene Four: Control 6: Teagan Presley, the Houston hotty featured all over the front cover, was up next in some simple underwear as a model for Scott Nails as he snapped shots of her on the couch. She was masturbating and appearing to get off, causing him to sport an erection too, leading to him going down on her with tongue and fingers in no time. She panted with pleasure, gritting her teeth as he worked his wonderful touch on her, the lady looking leaner than ever for those keeping track. She reciprocated with a moderately heated hummer, applying handjob action in quantity but nearly gagging as a result of his size. She then worked her way up to taking more in, the aggressive action getting better with time. They then started porking vaginally; Teagan pushing back on his cock during portions of the scene to really liven things up but sometimes seeming to be concentrating too hard as she sought the right angle for him to work. In that sense, it came across as a grudge fuck of sorts, little being said as the two tore into one another as if on a bet. There was no condom this time and as far as straightforward sucking and fucking is concerned, it was one of her best of the year. The scene ended with him jerking off to her mouth and upper torso, Scott snapping some pictures of her semen soaked figure before the scene closed out.

Scene Five: Control 8: Jenna Haze, perhaps the biggest name in porn these days that still shoots regularly, was up first and the adage "you get what you pay for" certainly came to mind as this opening volley presented itself of her in the house getting ready for something. Johnny Sins was outside stalking her as she pranced about in her sexy animal print bikini, cleaning up in the bathroom, getting an ice cream cone, and otherwise enjoying her day. Those that have seen this fine young lady eating anything (or anyone) will know what I mean when I say that I appreciated the additional tease footage, the part where he jumped out at her was a nice starting point for the couple to bone as well. The transition to the sex could have been a bit more gradual for me but Jenna sucked a mean cock and he reciprocated well enough to get some praise too. It was almost exactly at the 30 minute mark when he started pounding the turned on hotty, going balls deep inside her tight biscuit with some PTM making it even better. Jenna was an active rider of cock (as expected) and her dirty talk made the resulting blast of population pudding a wonder as it went from her chest all the way over her head with plenty sported on her face too. Whew!

Summary: Teagan Vs. Jenna by director Robby D. for Digital Playground combined some scenes from the Control and the Filth Cums First series nicely enough, featuring Teagan Presley and Jenna Haze in all of the five scenes included here. Both ladies some fine work here with Jenna providing the most enthusiasm, chemistry, and energy but Teagan coming in a decent second place so I rated it as Recommended. In short, Teagan Vs. Jenna was a bold first step towards releasing compilations in a depressed market, perhaps also following their peers by lowering the MSRP as others have done to allow fans to get a look at just how nasty the Handheld Pictures line has been, providing raincoaters fans with the kind of hardcore smut they might never have believed possible from such a couples friendly parent company. If you're a fan of Jenna Haze and Teagan Presley, you will appreciate the substantial amounts of fuck for the buck offered up for your repeated viewing. I'd tweak future efforts a little bit more but the selection of scenes showed some care worthy of praise so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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