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Swap Meat 2

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Harry Johnson » Review Date: 7/28/09

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Cum-swap, compilation

Director: Varied by scene

Cast: Sharka Blue, Vanessa, Judy Star, Patricia, Renee Pornero, Victoria Sin, Memphis Monroe, Alicia Angel, Tory Lane, Brooke Haven, Ann Marie Rios, Madison Ivy, Sarah Blue, Liliane Tiger, Nikki Sun, Sandra DeMarco, Angel Dark, Claudia Rossi, Veronica DeSouza, Gianna, Alexis Silver, Jenna Presley, Riley Mason, Venus, Ariana Jolee, Roxy Jezel, Trinity, Haley Paige, Porscha Blaze, Monica Mattos and Ketelin

Length: 2 hr 48 min

Condoms: None.


A photo gallery, cumshot loop, and bonus scene are included. The bonus scene includes two girls and a guy, and the ubiquitous cum-swapping action you're coming to this release for, but the performers are not credited with their work.


Being a compilation the presentational quality is all over the map. There's a bunch of grain, the image is compressed (to the point it looks like a poorly streaming web video), and in most scenes the picture quality is much softer than it should be. There's also interlacing and digital artifacts, as well as aspect ratios that change with every scene. Granted the source material for each of these scenes is from a varying degree of years, but I suppose that's what you'd expect. The audio quality is equally as sporadic with some scenes sounding clean and sharp while others are muddied and pitchy.


The Swap Meat series is back with another installment chockfull of cum-swapping goodness. There's a slew of scenes here, a whole bunch of girls, and more cum than you'd want to shake a stick at. The only problem is, as we found out with the first Swap Meat, is that 3rd Degree crams so many scenes onto one disc is minimizes the quality and quantity of sex. Every scene is edited down to barebones entertainment and the action often cuts off just when things are getting good. Still, it does deliver. The focus is on the cum-swap and there sure is plenty of that.

The first scene includes Sharka Blue and Vanessa from "Share the Load 3". Once the scene picks up the fucking has already been underway. Sharka's on top and Vanessa is between her and their man. It's kind of hot at this point, though I have to say the scene actually does get much better. Sharka bends over to take it in the ass, there's a little ass-to-mouth with Vanessa, and she gets her chance at getting fucked in the ass. After a few minutes and some scene editing we cut to Vanessa and Sharka waiting to share their prize.

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Up next is a scene from Share the Load with Judy Star and Patricia. Like the first scene here this one picks up with the threesome action already well underway. Who needs that pesky foreplay!? The girls are piled on top of each other taking turns getting fucked, sucking on his dick, and all around having a good time. The action is fairly solid, even if it's a little choppy, and the creamy ending is quite pleasing, though I'm sure the guy had a much better time than I did. Another Share the Load scene is available here. This one comes from the second release and features Renee Pornero and Victoria Sin. Like the other two scenes the girls are already in the process of getting fucked when it begins. It's kind of sexy because they're both wearing fishnet tops and take it up the ass. Renee and Victoria also seem to have a good time because they pay a lot of attention to each other while the scene progresses.

Memphis Monroe and Alicia Angel appear in a scene from New Releases 4. The girls start out naked on their backs with a guy spreading their legs on a sofa. There were some especially hot bits as Memphis and Alicia ate each other out while getting fucked. The scene also offered a more complete experience and overall it was probably the best one so far before the girls shared the load. After them is another Share the Load (4) scene with Tory Lane and Brooke Haven. This one begins with some serious deep-throating going on as Tory absolutely swallows the guy's cock. The scene got nice and wet after that as the girls took turns getting fucked in the ass. The pounding was nice and hard and definitely made me want to see the full scene, but as it stands this is basically just a preview.

The next bit comes from Filthy 3 and features Ann Marie Rios and Madison Ivy. The scene begins with Madison getting her face fucked and she bends over to take a cock beating on her pussy while she licks Ann Marie's spot as well. Trust me when I tell you that Madison is absolutely railed on here. We're talking ball slapping, pussy juice splattering sex that is hot and nasty. The guy really likes it hard and fast because he does the same thing to Ann Marie and even when he swaps between them it's very aggressive sex. The girls share a really nice goopy kiss at the end that is probably one of the better ones on this release so far! Sarah Blue and Liliane Tiger are up next in another scene from Share the Load 3. Some more hard and fast fucking is already underway when the scene gets started and the girls swap off between their pussies and asses. The action is pretty good, but not as solid as the others and they don't seem too pleased to swap cum, let alone swallow it.

Share the Load sure seems to be a go-to series for Swap Meat 2 and Nikki Sun and Sandra DeMarco appear in a bit as well. This one kicks off with a little foreplay that features the girls bent over a sofa and gaping their asses that look like they've been fucked already. Well, they are about to get fucked some more! The action is pretty nice, though fairly slow and awkward at points as the performers tried to position themselves. As expected there's some swapping and swallowing. Once again we get another scene from Share the Load, but this one features Angel Dark and Claudia Rossi. I was very pleased to see Angel in action because it's been some time. The scene begins with Claudia already riding their man and Angel fingering herself while staring at the camera. After a minute or so they start taking turns getting fucked and he even swaps off between their asses.

Hey, wouldn't you know it? Share the Load 3 is represented once again with a scene that features Veronica DeSouza and some uncredited brunette who I couldn't identify. I suppose they left it at that because only one of the girls gets fucked. The other is there just for show and to have cum spit into her mouth. Kind of lame. Moving onto the 4th installment of Share the Load is a scene with Gianna and Alexis Silver. I'm a Gianna fan, but this scene was kind of a disappointment. There isn't much energy to it and the whole thing feels very by the numbers. Maybe it's different with the whole scene, rather than just a portion of it. Who knows!

Finally! A scene from a release that wasn't from Share the Load! This one comes from Totally Fucked and features Riley Mason and Jenna Presley. Unfortunately this one is edited horribly! It features random clips of some solo tease strewn about some awkward sex. Not to mention the aspect ratio has been skewed for presentation and the imagine is stretched vertically. Back to Share the Load! The 4th installment has a scene with Nikki Dark and Lucy Lee. Once again horrible editing and cutting down of the scene makes it frustrating to watch. This one had a lot of potential since the girls were hot and the sex was very good. The guy even fucks one of them, cums in the other girls mouth, and then goes back for more only to come again a few minutes later and have that load shared. Even in this terribly compressed state it was a sexy scene and all it did was make me want to see the whole thing.

Venus and Ariana Jollee appear in a scene from Black Inside Me for something a little different. This one features four guys and two girls and it's every bit as nasty as you'd expect it would be. Each girl gets teamed up on with one in the ass and one in the pussy for just about the entire scene. As you'd imagine there are all sorts of loads to share. Share the Load 2 features a scene with Roxy Jezel and Trinity. This one had some really good anal sex and the girls were pretty into each other so all around it was very good. I particularly thought that Roxy knocked it out of the park at several points with her performance.

Back to the original Share the Load again! Haley Paige and Porscha Blaze tag team a guy, eat each other out, and share a nice wet one at the end! Most of the attention in this scene is paid to Haley, which is fine in my book. She's a solid performer and works the camera very well. Too Much is Never Enough closes out Swap Meat 2 with a scene that features Monica Mattos and Ketelin, two performers I've never heard of before. Monica gets fucked POV style out on a patio in the middle of the night, so it's poorly shot. After taking a mouthful she wanders inside into a bedroom and shares the cum with Ketelin and another girl. 


Swap Meat 2 should have been called Share the Load: The Complete Series Compressed. It features far too many scenes from that particular series and not enough variety from others. This means that most every one of the scenes included here feels like the others and only a few actually stand out. Even those few that leave an impression will make you feel short-changed. Every scene here lasts for only about ten minutes. Considering they were probably at least twice or three times that long originally, that's a lot of editing! In the end this feels like a poorly put together preview disc that is loaded with A/V problems. Don't bother.

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