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Your Ass is Mine

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/28/09

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Your Ass Is Mine (SD & Blu-ray)

Hustler Video (Hardline)

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Anton Slayer

Cast: Riley Evans, Mick Blue, Amber Rayne, Lee Stone, Missy Stone, Paris Gables, Mike Adriano, Veronica Rayne, Jack Vegas

Length: 123:01 minutes

Riley Evans and Mick Blue

Date of Production: 6/27/2008

Extras: The best extra was clearly the 36:28 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Jade Marcela, Riley and the other ladies preparing for their roles in the show. There were also trailers for Hustler titles, a slide show, and some spam with the Blu-ray cover sporting a second side that displayed hardcore pictures from the scenes.

Condoms: None

Amber Rayne

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Audio/Video Quality: Your Ass Is Mine was presented in an often etching 1.78:1 widescreen color by director Anton Slayer for Hustler Video using the AVC codec; a standard on Blu-Ray discs; the standard definition version in MPEG-2 with the usual 480 resolution compared to the 1080i resolution of the high definition version, partially made up for by the SD's anamorphic nature). My knowledge of the SD version of the title allows me to compare the two; it lacked the better resolution and purity of fleshtones this version had, the bitrate often hovering around 22.2 Mbps area compared to less than a third that in the SD version which seemed to hover around the 4.9 Mbps mark. The use of video bothers some folks but it suited the nature of the show far more than film would have and the contrasts were all enhanced by the high definition approach. There were no obvious compression artifacts, no grain to speak of, and I saw no macro-blocking or other issues that pop up; thanks in no small part to the proper lighting applied here. The summation of the visuals is that they made the show look better than ever, my sole complaint being that the composition of the camera angles and editing, while good, did not seem to be the best way to enhance the looks of some of the ladies. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English using a 224 Kbps bitrate at 48 kHz in the Blu-ray version but the bitrate was a mere 192 Kbps in the SD version (very little difference). The vocals on the scenes were flat and even in most cases, the voice-overs sounding somewhat warmer in tone and always easier to hear, and the minimal music seemed to come from the stock library used for years by the series/company. In terms of upgrades then, the visuals got the largest boost by a wide margin with the aural capabilities once again cleaned up but only slightly.

Missy Stone and Mick Blue

Body of Review: Anton Slayer is one of the "go to" directors working for Hustler Video these days, his attempts at sitcums a bit less impressive than his straightforward gonzo offerings. His latest release comes from the company's Hardline branch, an all anal title called Your Ass Is Mine that stars Missy Stone, Riley Evans, and others in the five scene release. The selling point of anal is pretty worn these days though, the shelves of most stores jam packed with such releases from here to Kentucky and beyond, the best selling point this time being the high definition version also reviewed here. The formula was pretty standard with a couple introduced on a couch having a short interview before they warmed up and progressed through various forms of sex to include the advertised anal. To be frank, I wasn't expecting a whole lot here but in terms of hardcore action, the show was a decidedly harder set of scenes than is usually found in company offerings, the lack of dialogue probably refreshing to those of you not into the feature or sitcum market as much as I am. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Paris Gables

Scene One: Riley Evans, a curvy blond with a great smile, was up first to establish the formula of the show, pawing studly Mick Blue on a purple couch while his growing erection saluted her. He was in a basic black ensemble and she wore a matching top, her breasts pouring out of it even before he played with them. After some "Mike Quasar styled banter" (the director sounding much like him), the couple went to work with her slobbing Mick's knob actively, the director shutting up to concentrate on his job. Mick reciprocated after a relatively short hummer, tonguing her perfect pucker and massaging her clitoris until they vaginally fucked, the taste testing punctuating the scene from time to time before the anal. Riley seemed to like him but was having an off day, her usually active riding skills tempered down a bit even before the anal took place, the bout of anal boning leading to him rubbing out a wad of genetic juice to her face.

Veronica Rayne and Jack Vegas

Scene Two: Amber Rayne, a dark haired stripper wearing a pink & black bikini, was up next on the couch with muscular Lee Stone, some kissing after the interview leading to them following the same dynamic. The oral was short and she kept looking for approval from the camera, Lee moving much more quickly into doing the anal but Amber having difficulty with the act given his size, relying heavily on dirty talk to distract given how passive she was here. They engaged in various positions and he unleashed his wad of population pudding in an anal creampie she pushed out to play with, Amber doing some ATM to end the scene.

Scene Three: Missy Stone, the sexy babe featured on the front cover, was up next on the white couch with Mick Blue, some of the questions asked of her appearing to make her feel uncomfortable. She was wearing the same plaid outfit as on the cover, Missy joking about age (and picking the perfect age as her limit by the way, just ask Anton) as Mick concentrated on removing her panties. He juiced her up with his hand and she seemed responsive to his attentive touch, her juices freely flowing as he continued and the two kissed some more. They appeared to have chemistry despite the age difference, and she gave him some eye contact while slobbing his knob, bouncing back & forth between the camera and Mick from what I could see. This led to her actively riding his pecker vaginally, the ensuing anal slowing her down substantially but not altogether in what amounted to the best scene of the entire movie. It wasn't great and she could have torn into the cock more passionately but Missy earned her spot on the front cover all the same.

Scene Four: Paris Gables, a blond wearing a neon pink bikini and white fishnets, was up next on the couch with moper Mike Adriano. She has been in porn for years and seemed a bit distant, Mike just happy that she was rubbing his cock through his pants during the interview. While it wouldn't be fair to say that she has been completely shot out in terms of doing it all and doing it often, I haven't seen her much of late so the scene ended up working better for me than I thought it would be. The rubbing turned to a handjob which went to a blowjob, Mike giving her some rimming and cunnilingus before she went back to work savoring his dick orally. They removed some clothing to initiate the vaginal and anal rides too, Paris active throughout the scene and approaching Missy's level of having fun even if dropping the ball on the chemistry portion of things. The scene ended when he fed her his load of semen and she swallowed it, her makeup a bit the worse for wear but Paris happy to provide some post coital oral.

Scene Five: Veronica Rayne, a busty brunette wearing a black mesh top and matching apparel, was up last on a red couch with moper Jack Vegas, the audio problematic to say the least. Whatever went wrong with the audio portion of the interview, Anton sounding like he was in a distant well and the couple barely able to be understood at normal levels, the visual aspects appeared decent (especially in high definition Blu-ray). She gave a short blowjob and he savored her snatch for much longer, the chemistry the couple shared well above average as they porked vaginally and anally. Missing out on the aural aspects of the scene to large extent sucked since this could have been the best scene in terms of the gal riding actively, getting into the action, and showing a lot of passion for her partner. Alas, it showed her doing taste testing and getting off, taking the mouth pop at the end with a smile.

Summary: Your Ass Is Mine by director Anton Slayer for Hustler Video was a perfectly capable outing involving anal sex between couples of varying quality, the best pairings including Riley Evans with Mick Blue, Amber Rayne with Lee Stone, and Missy Stone taking on studly Mick Blue too. Still, as generic a title as this relies heavily on fan followers to make it stand out from the rest of the competition and it just didn't do that all too well so I rated it as a Rent It. If you are properly equipped, by all means pick up the Blu-ray version to watch though since the visual experience was so much better there but in any case, you'll get some stroking done here during your sessions of hand to gland combat, even if you forget the scenes soon after. In short, Your Ass Is Mine did not involve any real domination themes or activities outside those you might find in couples porn other than some experienced anal performers enjoying varying levels of pleasure during their listed acts. The BTS added some value and had this been as long as equally priced titles from others that last twice as long or more, it might have earned an upgraded rating but fuck for the buck value forces a title to either have outstanding pairings or a lot of decent action to make the grade, this one meriting a rental for aficionados.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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