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Big Butts Like It Big 3

Studio: Brazzers » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 7/31/09

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Big Butts Like it Big 3
Starring: Phoenix Marie, Ricki White, Angel Dark, Felony, Britney Stevens, Bobbi Starr
Scene 1: Phoenix Marie and Ricki White
All of the scenes in this movie actually have some sort of premise. In this first one, Phoenix, Ricki, and some dude named Keiran find themselves chained up in a locker room shower, and none of them know how they got there. The walls are covered in blood and they are chained to the pipes. They all discover tapes with their names on them, and when they are played, a voice tells them that the only way to escape is to get their asses fucked. I'm assuming this is all supposed to be a parody of the "Saw" movies. So of course they comply and the sex commences. The girls suck Keiran's large cock to hardness, taking as much of it down their throats as they can. They get on their hands and knees to display their ample posteriors, and each one gets their asshole licked and fingered. Then Phoenix fucks her ass with a giant silver dildo as Keiran shoves his dick right up Ricki's poop chute. After a few minutes he pulls out and sticks it into Phoenix's waiting sphincter. Ricki does some nice ass to mouth as Phoenix's asshole gapes. The girls take turns riding his cock and bouncing their jiggly asses up and down. After some more ass to mouth they both do standing anal. Finally, Keiran pulls out of Ricki's ass and cums all over it and Phoenix's tongue. There is some nice anal in this scene, but I could have done without the fifteen minutes of "acting" that sets it up. And all of the fake blood all over the room is distracting and honestly a bit disturbing.
Scene 2: Angel Dark

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Angel is a rich bitch who lounges around her mansion all day with apparently nothing to do. She decides to go for a dip in her indoor pool (nude, of course) and finds the pool cleaner there on the wrong day. She verbally abuses him, and when he talks back she fires him. Instead of leaving he forces himself on her. Angel puts up a fight for about thirty seconds before giving in. She gets on her knees and sucks his dick till it's nice and wet. He fucks her pussy for a while standing up against the tile wall. He lifts one of her legs up in the air and starts to ram her asshole. After cleaning her ass juice off his prick, she gets on top for some hot reverse cowgirl anal. She turns around to do regular cowgirl anal; normally this is one of my least favorite positions, but her sweet ass looks really good engulfing his cock. She even gapes a little bit. When he's ready to blow, she jerks him off all over her face and mouth.
Scene 3: Felony
Felony is a cheerleader who goes into the locker room to change after the big game. Little does she know there is a nerd spying on her! For some reason Felony begins to rub baby oil all over her delectable ass, getting herself all riled up. The nerd gets excited and makes a noise, and Felony catches him. She's angry until she sees how big the bulge in his pants is! She promises not to tell on him if he fucks her (isn't that always the way?). She's amazed at how big he is and begins to slobber all over his cock. It's hot to see her asshole winking at us while she sucks his dick. She puts her ass in his face while sucking his prick so that he can stretch her asshole with a big toy. Then he stands her up against the lockers and plows her asshole deep with his cock. Felony lies down on the bench on her stomach as the dude continues to pound her butt. Next she gets on top and rides him like a cowgirl. He pulls out and she eagerly cleans off her ass juice. Once he goes back to ramming her ass you can tell she really loves it hard. Then he fucks her ass in piledriver for a long time, and this is the hottest part of the scene. Finally he cums all over her used asshole and leaves her lying on the locker room floor satisfied. This is probably the hottest scene in the movie, and it's because of Felony's intensity.
Scene 4: Britney Stevens
Two men break into a house to rob it and are surprised by Britney Stevens. They grab her to stop her from calling the police, but after a minor struggle she admits that she's always wanted to be used by two men. What can they do but comply? They both begin to force feed her their cocks, making sure she gags on them. One dude moves to fuck her pussy while the other continues to ram her throat. The first dude quickly moves to her ass, and he pulls out repeatedly to show her gaping hole. Britney tells the guys to degrade her. They put her on all fours and she gets her ass and mouth fucked. She climbs on top of the guy she was sucking and takes his dick right up her shithole reverse cowgirl style. While she rides cock she makes sure not to forget about the dick in her mouth. At one point Britney's mom calls, and she answers the phone while still getting plowed and tells her mom that she'll call her back. Eventually both dudes squirt their loads in her mouth and on her chin.
Scene 5: Bobbi Starr
Bobbi's boyfriend is on his computer and discovers dirty pics and vids of her. He decides to get back at her by abusing her asshole. He makes her put on a sexy outfit and then they get down to business. He shoves some fingers down her throat and slaps her a bit, and she wonders why he's being rougher than usual. After fingering her cunt, she gets on her stomach and he fucks her throat till she gags. Next he spreads open her gorgeous asshole and fingers it hard. He shoves a fat toy up there to loosen it up for his dick and then butt fucks her doggy style. He rams his cock back down her throat to clean off her ass juice, then she bounces her rectum on his cock reverse cowgirl style. She turns around for cowgirl and we get a great view of her round ass being stuffed by man meat. After this he puts her on her side and continues to plow her asshole until he's ready to blast a load all over her face. As soon as they're done he dumps her and kicks her out! I was a little disappointed by this scene, because I've come to expect Bobbi to be much raunchier.
Special Features:
The extras contain a full bonus scene with Ana Nova, which already puts it up a notch above most of the special features on these DVDs. Besides that, all the usuals are here: photo gallery, cumshot recap, trailers, and web access.
Final Analysis:
The first time I watched this video I wasn't impressed, but I've come around a bit. There's certainly lots of anal here, although not as hardcore as I like it to be. Believe it or not I'd almost say this video could be for couples, if the couples happen to be into anal sex. Each scene tries to set up a premise instead of just jumping right into the sex, which might appeal to women a bit more. It's interesting, though, that every scene features mild "forced" or "non-consensual" sex, so if that's your thing then you might like this more than I did.

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