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I Love Pretty Pussies

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/3/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I Love Pretty Pussies: Collector's Edition

New Sensations

Genre: Compilation

Director: Varied by scene

Cast: Sadie West, Alex Gonz, Texas Presley, Mark Ashley, Brooke Haven, Ben English, Jessica Lynn, Erik Everhard, Courtney Cummz, Mr. Pete, Audrey Bitoni, John Strong, Amy Ried, Manuel Ferrara, Kagney Linn Karter, Britney Amber, Jordan Ash, Shawna Lenee, Ian Scott, Jayden Jaymes, Anthony Rosano, Jenna Haze, Dana Vespoli, Michael Stefano

Length: 272:21 minutes (124:36 + 147:45 minutes)

Date of Production: 11/18/2004

Extras: Both discs had a photogallery and some trailers but that was all.

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Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Love Pretty Pussies was presented in the usual 1.33: ratio full frame and 1.78:1 ratio letterboxed widescreen color as the scenes were shot by a variety of directors for a number of titles by New Sensations in this MPEG-2 standard definition release that used 480 resolution (and a video bitrate tending to hover in the 4.3 Mbps range). The quality of the scenes varied more than a little bit as some were very appealing while others were in need of better attention to detail but I still felt that the overall compilation was handled fairly well and focused on the cutie in question quite nicely. The series has sold well enough to merit a sequel according to the company president and fans that have passed up on projects in the past seem to find them really solid in terms of value so the minor technical matters aren't as big a factor here. The fleshtones were accurate, the lighting usually good, and the composition of the shots typically good enough to enhance the look of the ladies. Oh yeah, the watermarks were back in case that matters to you (the company name on the lower right hand corner of the scenes). The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 192 Kbps at a 48 kHz sampling rate), with little separation and limited dynamic range but at least the music was not as lame as it could have been in most cases (exceptions noted below).

Body of Review: New Sensations is currently undergoing a renaissance of sorts with the company releasing some entertaining porn parodies (mostly sitcums) but they are still best known these days for their wealth of compilations. Digging into the company vaults yet again, they released I Love Pretty Pussies: Collector's Edition with the intention of stripping away all the fluff and not wanting to focus on a single hotty, providing a plethora of pussy many fans will certainly enjoy as much as I did. The twelve scenes on the double disc offering had some definite highs and lows but some of the material was very new, the absence of production data a pain in the rear to me but only because it made tracking the scenes a bit tougher. The back cover described it like this: "Each and every one of these pussies are dy-no-mite! Sadie West, Amy Ried, Jenna Haze, Texas Presley, Audrey Bitoni, Kagney Linn Carter, Courtney Cummz, and more hot stars are here to show off their picture perfect pussies just for you! Watch as they get their tight juicy cunts licked, sucked, and fucked to infinity and beyond! So if you love pretty pussies, this 2-disc set is perfect for you!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Sadie & Friends: Sadie West, Alex Gonz: Sadie West, the beautiful young brunette featured on the cover of the compilation, was up first, her fleshy ass drawing the attention of horned up Alex Gonz, her minimal clothing not lasting long but those incredible eyes working as well as they always do for me. Her thong was off in no time and she was sitting on his face, laughing as he lapped up her juices and teased him, the music subdued but thankfully ending as soon as the action got underway. She released his pecker to suck it while she sat on his face, her own oral talents a bit less enthusiastic than his but appreciated all the same. The messy head included her slobbing his knob and balls, moving to a largely active ride that proved to me how she earned her spot on the front cover (either version of it at that). Sadie glistened with sweat by the time the vaginal bout of boning was over, Alex providing some tease of her own when he pulled out a few times. The pop shot landed on her sweet ass when all was said and done, her pose indicating she was ready for round two as she booty clapped goodbye.

Scene Two: Craving Big Cocks #10: Texas Presley, Mark Ashley: Texas Presley, a little spitfire of a brunette that has been taking the porn world by storm, was up next in a scene with Mark Ashley. Her pretty eyes, intense manner of enjoying all that porn has to offer, and attitude all combined to make for another solid scene as she followed the formula with him in the make up room. They kissed, rubbed each other a bit, and then she went to work over his meat pipe as though nothing else in the world existed; providing a world class blowjob in a semi-POV fashion. I wish it lasted longer but the couple went to vaginally screwing on the counter, floor, and couch in several positions that seemed to showcase her abilities fairly well. She wasn't at her most energetic this time but she proved that initial reports of her desire to only work with other women to be (once again) false. The scene ended as expected with her taking gobs of goo to the face and I hope to see more of this vixen in the future.

Scene Three: Big Cock Seductions #20: Brooke Haven, Ben English: Brooke is the first babe up and she is a good looking young gal with a nice big set of tits. The action begins with Brooke sucking off Ben. She looks nice working his big dick. The sex is continues the excitement. Brooke looks nice getting fucked by Ben and her big tits look good bouncing in motion. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Four: Bound To Please #4: Jessica Lynn, Erik Everhard: Saving the best for last, you have Jessica tied to a swivel chair with her hands in front of her. Quickly joined by Erik, he nibbles on her neck first then goes to play with her nipples. He then walks in front of her exposing his hardon, getting a quickie hand job. Erik then unties her, removes the vibe from her clit and replaces his mouth on it. Jessica then sucks him off for a bit then Erik goes back to eating her out. He then grabs her in mish, drill her hard as she rubs her clit vigorously. Erik then picks her up, impaling her on his cock for some standing mish beating her ass till its nice and red. He then places her on the sofa on all fours for doggie dippin action, RCG,CG, Spoon, more mish ending the scene with a facial. (review by Ravyn)

Scene Five: Boy Meats Girl #2: Courtney Cummz, Mr. Pete: Courtney is the DVD cover girl and one who really deserved it. She's a cute babe with a slim body. She opens her scene fingering her pussy while Pete watches. After the very brief solo bit, she sucks Pete's dick. The action is fairly good, not quite nasty or rough, but nice. I liked how thorough she was with the act. The sex is also quite exciting. There's something about watching a hot babe get fucked hard. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Six: Sex With Young Girls #11: Audrey Bitoni, John Strong: Audrey is a tan-skinned brunette with a perfect body. While working at a carwash Audrey meets a guy who invites her inside. After some passionate kissing, Audrey dives down and starts giving her partner a blowjob. Judging by his facial expressions, Audrey is a cock-sucking pro. They fuck in the spooning and cowgirl position before Audrey is coxed into some doggy style action. Her poon takes an absolutely vicious pounding in three different positions. Once again the highlight comes at the end when Audrey takes a powerful blast of man gravy that covers her entire face. Amazing scene! (review by Bobby McGee)

Scene Seven: Craving Big Cocks #13: Amy Ried, Manuel Ferrara: Amy Reid, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up last and before she left the industry, she really made a mark on it. She began the scene by masturbating with a large red vibrator and the lack of tease bothered me until I saw she was working with studly Manuel Ferrara himself. He went down on her and she really appreciated his style, making some of those purring noises gals make when they are getting it exactly as they like. She showed her appreciation with some fine oral as she slobbed his knob like she was on fire and that led to one of the most active vaginal rides of the movie (at least once she warmed up). The titty fuck could have lasted forever as far as I was concerned but the large load he gave her spoke volumes about his love of her dirty talk and the scene wasn't bad at all.

Scene Eight: She's Got Big Boobs!: Kagney Linn Karter, Mark Ashley: Kagney Linn Karter, a foxy blond with large implants, was up first to tease beside a bed, her lingerie barely holding her tight young body in as she masturbated and gave the camera her full attention. The generic music blared in the background and her vocals were initially truncated, her probative hands exploring her snatch as she waited to blow studly Mark Ashley. He entered into the room and she immediately started wrapping her lips around his pecker, the gal barely able to engulf a few inches as it was so large. Mark reciprocated with some licks and then started pummeling her pussy with his rod, her repetitive vocals a pain to say the least but her passive riding even more troublesome. She was definitely eye candy here and since this scene was shot, she has grown significantly as a performer, the gal giving a bit of a show in that sense when she was on top of him. She seemed to always focus her attention on the camera instead of what she was doing (or whom she was doing) during this vaginal scene. Kagney did some taste testing too, Mark's genetic juice launched on her "fat fucking titties" as she begged of him.

Scene Nine: Fresh Outta High School #11: Britney Amber, Jordan Ash: Britney Amber, a cute bleach blond dressed in the standard issue porn school uniform, was up next in a scene without any of the trimmings, I suspect it being edited slightly to get down to business. She paid way too much attention to the camera but was talented enough to prove she had a lot of experience with cocks in her mouth, her scene partner Jordan Ash reveling in her oral skills. He rewarded her by pounding her pussy hard, her implants unnaturally moving (unlike the real deal) and her love of the camera providing no hints at chemistry between the pair. She did manage to savor the taste of his cock enough though and even the pile drive position seemed easy for her, his wad of population pudding gracing her mouth when all was said and done.

Scene Ten: Big Pole, Little Hole: Shawna Lenee, Ian Scott: The first scene introduces us to Shawn and Ian. Shawna is bound and Ian is working a big toy over her crotch. She can't seem to stand it, but Ian knows exactly what he's doing. Eventually, she starts to apeshit wild and bucks like a sexual dynamo. Shawn is quick with the blowjob, but Ian knows how to get the fucking started. The sexual breakdown is almost identical for every scene that follows. A male performer slams a large rod into a tiny girl, they scream and moan then cum. The guy may or may not blow his wad. Then, they all end scene. That's pretty flat, but it gets that bit of generic fluff out of the way. Now, onto the rest of the piece. (review by Guy Incognito)

Scene Eleven: Naughty College High School Girls #49: Jayden Jaymes, Anthony Rosano: No story line here this girl just likes to get down to business. Jayden opens up the scene by first rubbing on her pussy through her white cotton panties before opening up her sexy schoolgirl shirt to reveal her beautifully large and sexy tits. She quickly fondles and licks on them before reaching down pulling her panties aside and fingering her clean shaved and pieced pussy. Anthony enters the room and quickly kisses on Jayden's hot tits before laying her back to finger her pussy hole while at the same time licking on her clit. Anthony then removes Jayden's panties an continues to eat her out while she periodically rubs on her tits. Jayden removes her shirt and then goes into several different positions ( doggy & sitting on his face) where once again Anthony eats her out and Jayden loves it. Before long Jayden is sucking on Anthony's cock in the 69 position while he eats out at the same time. While she sucks on his cock she does a few deep glances into the camera with her amazingly beautiful eyes which i really enjoyed seeing. Jayden also sucks on Anthony's balls for a brief while which i always fond to be a turn on. Once the oral sex is done Anthony lays Jayden on her back spits on her pussy and begins to fuck her in Missionary. Her bald pussy looked so wonderful getting fucked and it really turned me on to see it. I also really loved when Anthony would be fucking her and go up for a kiss...very erotic indeed. Jayden and Anthony fuck in Missionary before she quickly sucks his cock and then gets on top of him to ride in cowgirl for a brief while. After she rides him they then move into doggy where i liked seeing Jayden's beautiful round ass bouncing around as she is being fucked. After doggie Anthony turns Jayden around and titty fucks her for a minute before kissing on Jayden then having her suck on his cock and balls before once again fucking her. The fuck in reverse cowgirl and spooning before Anthony shoots his load onto Jayden's open mouth. (review by the Horny Housewife)

Scene Twelve: Dirty Little Stories: Jenna Haze, Dana Vespoli, Michael Stefano: Up first is Jenna, easily the hottest girl on the entire disc. Something about her sexy eyes, bright smile, and cute ponytail drove me nuts. After taking a quick swim in the pool Jenna heads inside and greets her man with a blowjob. I can't describe how amazing Jenna looks with a cock shoved in her mouth. Jenna's bum then gets violated in a variety of different positions: doggy style, reverse cowgirl, missionary, spooning, and cowgirl. The highlight of the scene comes at the end when a smiling Jenna gets splattered in a thick layer of man juice. Great, great, great scene! (review by Bobby McGee)

Summary: I Love Pretty Pussies by New Sensations did not have as distinctive a focus as some of their other compilations but it definitely fulfilled the advertised "picture perfect pussies" in most cases, meriting a rating of Recommended from me. Fans of the cast may want to elevate that rating a notch but ultimately, the quality of the scenes and way they were shot left me hesitant to do likewise, the variations due to the numerous directors at the helm of the individual scenes all showing their own styles. In short, I Love Pretty Pussies: Collector's Edition continued the company march towards offering a lot of fuck for the buck but I would have still enjoyed seeing better extras and perhaps a scene or two unique to this production to make it stand above the pack.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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