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Monster Curves Vol. 5

Studio: Reality Kings » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/4/09

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Monster Curves 5

Reality Kings

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Katie Cummings, Voodoo, Kristina Rose, Jessica Lynn, Rachel Starr, Billy Glide, Shyla Stylez, Manuel Ferrara, Melissa Lauren, Alanah Rae, David Perry

Length: 240:00 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/24/2009, 10/8/2008, 1/18/2008, 3/12/2008, 7/13/2008, 1/27/2009

Extras: There was a photogallery and some trailers but that was all.

Condoms: None

Katie Cummings and Voodoo (click pictures for scene specific trailers)

Audio/Video Quality: Monster Curves 5 was presented in the common 1.33:1 ratio full frame offering by Reality Kings using a series of uncredited directors to shoot the scenes as released in the MPEG-2 codec of a standard definition release. The lighting was okay, the sets were basic, and the resulting visual aspects of the movie were generic but much better than what you'd find on most websites these days when surfing the internet. The composition of the shots was usually optimal to the ladies who were allowed ample opportunity to show off their impressively curved bodies, following a generic formula that had them hooking up with a guy and then screwing his brains out. The grain wasn't a huge factor, nor was the video noise though and the bitrate was typically in the mid 3.3 Mbps range and thankfully, I didn't see any compression artifacts. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and a 48 kHz sampling rate but there did not appear to be any separation between the channels. The music was not a factor once the credits finished up and the voices, while slightly on the low side and hollow, were not as bad as expected.

Kristina Rose and Voodoo

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Body of Review: Reality Kings is one of the leading porn websites in the world, the number of scenes provided by any of their myriad of specialty niches enough to keep even a jaded old porn hound like myself happy. While I have not been given much of a chance to review a lot of their work, I have often found it to be very appealing with a lot of fuck for the buck, such was the case with the four hour long Monster Curves 5. The premise of the movie is simply to offer up a series of vignettes where curvy gals would have sex with a variety of men, the good news being the ladies were all top notch and the men well above average too. In terms of "curve appeal", there was certainly a whole lot to appreciate too, gals like Kristina Rose, Shyla Stylez, Jessica Lynn, and Rachel Starr only some of the hotties present for your hand to gland combat needs. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Rachel Starr and Jessica Lynn

Scene One: Katie Cummings, a sexy gal barely wearing a colorful bikini and neon pink muff buffer skirt, was up first as she rode a bike around the streets, bumping into sushi eating Voodoo on a windy day. Her fleshy body looked really hot and her bright green thong rode up her ass as she flashed the guy in public. She started off by giving him a blowjob and titty fuck by the dumpster in public, soon moving to the quieter house where she found the bed more accommodating. The rest of the scene was more oral by both of them and several lengthy positions of vaginal sex, her titties and ass cheeks flailing about as she actively rode the rod. The ending came in the form of a titty pop of genetic juice, her all natural breasts receiving his load very nicely. The company website described the scene like this: "What a FREAK...I knew when i saw Katie it was a wrap. I'm walking to my house when I she Katie riding her bike in the alley. She was wearing her usual scandalous bikini which looked amazing. She start talking and one thing leads to another and we are in the back getting my BJ. We then take the show to my house where I leash to Katie my friends...THE COCK!"

Shyla Stylez

Scene Two: Kristina Rose, a curvy little anal princess that many fans simply adore, was up next as she shopped for some pants in a thrift store run by Voodoo. As if the up skirt shots weren't enough to liven up the mood, her curvy ass was too much for the jeans they sold. Ever the gentleman, he locked the doors and assisted her in trying to squeeze herself into some small jeans, the comedy not lost on me as they tried in vain to get her into them. That led to the couple having some smoking hot sex, the blowjob and vaginal penetration showing not only passion, but a lot of personal chemistry as well. While she did not give up the ass to anything but his tongue, Kristina was very appealing here, the ass pop landing all over her sweet cheeks. The company said it this way: "Well today Kristina went to the store to buy a pair of jeans and the day was going just fine until she got to the store. First the guy behind the counter had a major attitude problem and then every pair of jeans she went to try on could not fit! Now Kristina is a very voluptuous woman I mean she really has some Monster Curves and those jeans were not moving over that super fat ass of hers! She needed some help, So she asked the guy behind the counter for a hand and he was quickly there to try to help her squeeze into those jeans!"

Melissa Lauren

Scene Three: Jessica Lynn and Rachel Starr, a couple of babes with plump round asses, were up next with Billy Glide. The ladies had been out getting pimped up at the salon, their loose fitting sun dresses impressing me with their muff buffing shortness. The ladies went inside the large house at the request of the foreign sounding cameraman, a lengthy tease and lesbian act transforming once Billy walked in on them. The oiling up portion was particularly hot so when he entered into their little tryst, I was sure they would jump his bone, the ladies sharing him as they sucked him off aggressively. He got in some licks too but the ladies were intent on having him pound their pussies hard, the gals alternating as they actively rode his pecker like it was the best thing they'd had in a very long time. The eventual load of population pudding landed on Jessica's ass for Rachel to lick off, the chemistry displayed pretty decent but nothing compared to the energy provided. The website version said: "There is nothing better than dicking down some hot, big titty broads with an ass you want to photograph and frame. Well, Jessica and Rachel showed up at Billys fabulous mansion with one thing in mind. To get dicked down. Two girls one cock. There was ass licking and titty sucking to go around. Some pussy pounding rounded out the wholesome afternoon activities and like a true Hollywood story, there was a happy ending for everyone."

Alanah Rae and David Perry

Scene Four: Shyla Stylez, a curvy blond with a great body, was up next as she paraded around the pool in her loose green top and tight blue jeans, Manuel Ferrara enjoying the view as he walked alongside her. She flashed him and the game was on, her lips wrapping around his rod to slurp up on it really well. Once his cock was dripping wet with her saliva, she gave him a titty fuck, leading them into the bedroom for more oral and vaginal loving. Manual did give her some head too but she wanted him inside of her pussy and ass too much to delay things, the anal actually more active than the vaginal from what I could see. Shyla provided some dirty talk to enhance the moment, his wad of spew plentiful as it drenched her chest. The website described it like this: "Manuel had set up this meeting with Shyla and brought me along. He had been talking about her the entire time we were on our way to see her. I could see why. This blonde babe had an amazing set of huge tits. That was the first thing I noticed about her. Her big bubble butt ass was the second thing. After some public nudity where she showed off her mouth watering tits, it was back to the house. Manuel wasted no time in getting himself and Shyla naked for some incredible hardcore action."

Scene Five: Melissa Lauren, the beautiful lady featured on the cover with those perfect eyes of hers, was up next as she showered, the tease including her mugging for the camera when she noticed she was being watched. The flexible lass continued to tease in the bathroom thanks to being encouraged by Manuel Ferrara, her fine figure more toned than many of the others present in the movie. She liked being spanked and showed him how to hit her ass harder, the lady dropping to her knees to give him a POV hummer. They then went down on each other while in bed, each of them providing a superior oral experience leading to a hardcore hammering of her pussy. This was another case where the lady liked anal more than vaginal penetration too, Melissa pushing him deep inside of her rectum until she milked his nut for splooging all over her face. The chemistry filled scene was described by the company website like this: "What a beautiful ass on this chick. Melissa has all the right curves. Big tits, pretty face, huge ass and a team player. What more could you want. After a hot shower she was ready for Manuel to pound her ass. Man this chick likes it ruff and deep. Amazing woman and she takes it up the ass like an all star."

Scene Six: Alanah Rae, a busty stripper next door type in a bikini and tony white shorts, was up last offering a birthday cake to David Perry. She was jiggling all over the place and surprised him with some food fetish action, her ass and chest smashed into the cake to give him something even sweeter to enjoy as he savored his entire present package. Speaking of package, that was what she sought from him as a reward for bringing the cake, the guy surprisingly upbeat compared to most of his recent performances where he always seems angry at the ladies. The messy food fetish aspects gave way to a straight out oral and vaginal romp, the bout of boning particularly active from what I saw, leading to a large nut going to her mouth. There were some minor technical issues with the scene breaking up slightly towards the end of the scene but it was another decent scene with replay value and strokability. The website said it like this: "It was Davids birthday so the beautiful Alanah decided she would get him a cake. What was not planned was that they would be eating off each other in such a fantastic style. Alanah was wearing a precious bikini and her busty boobs were splattered all over the cake and David had no problem licking the frosting off her beautiful nipples. Which then lead to a freaky time and lots of loving. Just watch sit back and EnjoY."

Summary: Monster Curves 5 by Reality Kings did not look like much from the box cover but once again the company surprised me in a pleasant manner, the four hours of quality footage stuffed onto the DVD pushing the limits of what could be done properly. With ladies like Kristina Rose, Shyla Stylez, Katie Cummings, and so many more giving wonderfully heated performances, I overlooked the relative lack of extras to label this one as being Highly Recommended. In short, while you will likely get better value for your hard earned dollars by subscribing to the website itself, their web-to-DVD ventures like Monster Curves 5 have certainly proven to hold their own or better versus competitors providing half (or less) material that just doesn't measure up so give this series a look and I'll see if I can find copies of the earlier volumes to review for you.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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