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War on a Rack

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/19/09

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

War On A Rack

Zero Tolerance/Euro Aces Inc.

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mick Blue

Cast: Mason Moore, Pat Myne, Kagney Linn Karter, Marco Banderas, Alanah Rae, Nika Noire, Mick Blue, Phoenix Marie, Ben English, Courtney Cummz

Length: 146:30 minutes

Date of Production: 2009

Extras: The best extra was the 7:56 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where Mick interviewed some of the gals, showed some extra flesh, and otherwise goofed with the cast. The rest of the batch was standard including a photogallery, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: War On A Rack was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mick Blue for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480i resolution. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain like most of Mick's works in the past, but there seemed to be problems with the resolution and color saturation, perhaps something to do with the newfound production company listed in the credits, Euro Aces. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I got the impression that someone used older cameras or something given the way it looked like a set of old internet scenes. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 4.6 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it (but the numbers alone do not tell the whole story in this regard, this being a common mistake my tech buddies don't always understand). The composition of the scenes did not enhance the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes but not needing it for the purposes of this release. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.

Body of Review: Mick Blue is one of the more charming directors at Zero Tolerance, perhaps lacking the wit and technical skill of Mike, the fanboyish devotion of Danny, and the driven style of David but always looking to present the ladies in their best light as his skill allows. His latest flick making it my way was War On A Rack and the pun regarding our heroic troops aside, the emphasis was clearly on showcasing women with large breasts. With women such as Kagney Linn Karter, Phoenix Marie, Courtney Cummz, and others offered up this time, it struck me that at least in regard to casting, there would be few problems getting in the way of a very fun movie, all five of the lengthy scenes providing some tease footage to start off with to sweeten the deal. The back cover described the movie like this: "Prepare yourself for an all-out assault on the largest lactoids in XXX! You'll be ready to "open fire" as our sluts take a pouncing, and their huge howitzers are bouncing. Whatever you call them - Ta ta's, Knockers, Milkers - you'll love our world-class collection of colossal cans! Bottom Line, if you're a fan of huge hootered hotties getting fucked, sucked, prodded and rodded, then we can proudly boast, "Mission Accomplished!"" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Mason Moore, a heavily tattooed gal with large implants, was up first as she teased in slow motion by the front door of the house, the jumpy footage reminding me of internet scenes from a long time ago. I liked the way she oiled herself up and masturbated though, even if the depth of field seemed off when I watched it. Her sexy black outfit did look good on her though, enticing Pat Myne to walk over with his dick in his hand to offer her for sucking. She was a natural cock sucker too, slobbing his knob with a degree of precision before he chowed down on her pussy and banged her vaginally while she moaned excessively. For me at least, loud does not always mean a performer is having fun, the fakeness of it all watering down the better portions she provided during her occasionally active riding. The scene ended when she sucked out his wad of genetic juice too, his seed spilling on her chest before the camera faded away.

Scene Two: Kagney Linn Karter, the beautiful babe featured on the front cover, was up next as she teased in her skimpy black & white bikini, shaking her body as though dancing while revealing a set of perfect ass cheeks. The cloudy day would have worked better had the resolution of the camera been better, even her oiling up routine truncated in terms of quality by the meager technical values. The choppy tease aside, she looked fine, Marco Banderas frothing at the bit to play with her, her oral attributes nicely done as he fed her his pecker. Kagney kept some eye contact with him too, helping to make it a better scene as she worked his meat pipe, Marco skipping providing some oral in return to just pound away at her pussy in a few positions. The relative lack of personal chemistry was not an issue here as she was so enthusiastic but I definitely wished the picture looked far better than this one offered up given her current popularity. The pop shot went to her tits and mouth this time for those that care.

Scene Three: Alanah Rae and Nika Noire, a couple of lean gals with nicely tanned skin, were up next in sparkly bikinis sunbathing and applying baby oil on each other. They were partnered up with Mick Blue this time, the limited lesbian romp including a lot of oil and titty play, some fingering to be had before the ladies went inside to blow him. The women shared his pecker orally and were then riding him one at a time, the initial POV camera angle giving way to the more general manner of shooting after a short time. The titty fucking was fun and the gals active riders vaginally, assisting each other right up until he launched his load of population pudding on their faces.

Scene Four: Phoenix Marie, an athletic gal with great curves and long blond hair, was up next in an orange thong and bikini top, the tease as formulaic as ever as she danced on the deck overlooking the valley. Phoenix had some sweet moves here and her fleshy ass looked perfect for plundering, the oiling up leading to her working with Ben English out by the pool. She aggressively blew him and they went inside to continue, her oral intermittent with the vaginal hammering she took in a few positions. That was when Mick Blue jumped in to get some good loving too, Phoenix inhaling his cock as Ben drilled her from behind. As expected, she then moved on to taking the men anally, her riding just as active when they were filling up her fleshy ass as when her pussy was penetrated. The scene ended when she took their loads to her chest, one at a time with some taste testing.

Scene Five: Courtney Cummz, one of the most playful vixens in porn at this writing, was up last as she joked about penis size and played with her chest, Mick Blue appreciating the way she oiled herself up just for him. They did some POV blowjob and titty fuck work here showing that Courtney was still worthy of admiration, her masturbation with an Evolved Novelties toy something folks might have wanted to see more of (I know I did). She literally engulfed his cock like a "dirty little tramp" and her stream of dirty talk was sweet music to my ears, the more titty fucking she did, the harder I became. Ditching the POV work, Mick handed off the camera to give Courtney his all, fucking her passive pussy and ass like he was going to explode with built up spew. The ending facial was welcomed by the gal with her mouth wide open too, the lady looking into the camera as though beckoning fans at home to drop a load on her behalf as well. Nice!

Summary: War On A Rack by director Mick Blue for Zero Tolerance showed the technical matters looking inferior to most of his recent works that I've seen and a few of the gals, while gifted with large breasts and some serious potential, just did not display any potential with their partners here, weakening the overall efforts to merit a rating of Rent It. The good news was that fans of the cast should appreciate all they did to provide a show worthy of your time, money, and seed a time or two, they just could not overcome the variety of smaller issues that arose to hamper their efforts. In short, War On A Rack was more like a war on providing the best possible value for consumers so you might want to check this one out before picking up a copy for yourself, most of the scenes appearing to be made for other projects and lumped into this one.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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