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Monster Tits #2


Studio: Exquisite » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 8/24/09



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Gonzo
Director: Jordan Septo
Cast: Alana Ackerman, Charisma Capelli, Christian XXX, Derrick Pierce, Holly Halston, Hunter Bryce, Jack Venice, Lisa Lipps, Mark Davis
Length: 02:17
Condoms: None

Synopsis

Monster Tits 2 is a five-scene gonzo release featuring--you guessed it--supersized tits. Four of the five girls have humongous surgically enhanced breasts while one girl--Alana Ackerman--has natural FF's.

Monster Tits 2 can also be considered a MILF flick since four of the featured women are definitely a bit more mature than teenagers. These include the legendary Lisa Lipps, hot and horny Holly Halston, superb fuck Hunter Bryce, and mommy-for-sure Alana Ackerman. Only Charisma Capelli is a young 20-something woman.

The majority of the sex in Monster Tits 2 is vaginal although there's a bit of anal finger fucking in Scene Four (with stunning Holly Halston) and full-blown anal sex with Alana Ackerman in Scene Five.

Monster Tits 2 is a good watch for big breast lovers...especially those who love big "more mature" tits. Recommended.

Check out some photos of the girls in Monster Tits 2 here. Pay particular attention to Hunter Bryce's breasts and super-hot outfit. Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Monster Tits 2 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Lisa Lipps, Christian XXX


Scene: Body-builder buff and hugely-enhanced porn legend Lisa Lipps welcomes us to the scene: "I'm here to show you and share with you my monster tits!" Thus begins a couple of minutes of hot verbal teasing that's guaranteed to make your cock throb or pussy drip. Soon, Christian XXX, our able surrogate, steps up to Lisa, kisses her lips, fondles and suckles her mammoth breasts, strokes her bikini-clad pussy, and caresses her hard MILF body. Meanwhile, torrents of deliciously naughty--and very motivating--vocabulary pour from her mouth. Lisa soon notices the increasing bulge in Christian's pants and quickly opens his belt and zipper so she can pull out, compliment, and voraciously suck his cock (lots of deep-throating, stringers, and jawbreakers) while he tugs on her flowing black hair. And, she wraps her humongous hooters around his dick so he can fuck them! His cock completely disappears in her commodious cleavage! Meanwhile, she turns to the camera and talks to us to inflame our lust, too. As foreplay continues, Lisa gives Christian--and us--a little first-person striptease. God, her muscular body is hard as a rock! Christian then helps Lisa lie face up on a couch, straddles her belly, and frantically fucks and squeezes her spit-lubricated tits...she suckles his tip when it emerges from her abundant cleavage. Foreplay comes to an end when Christian helps Lisa out of her bikini panties, moistens his dick with his spit, uses his tip to tease her labia, and then slides deep into her pussy in missionary so he can ream her balls-deep while she moans with pleasure, talks nasty, strokes her clit, and pinches her erect nipples. Of course, Lisa's immense breasts bounce in sync with Christian's thrusts. After a break for deep-throat pussy-to-mouth, Christian lies behind Lisa on the couch so that they can fuck spoon style. This position, of course, provides you with an outstanding look at Lisa's noteworthy flesh as well as the in-and-out action. As the scene unfolds, Christian pounds Lisa's cunt in kneeling doggie (he gently spanks her ass while he reams her), in a unique position which she kneels on her left leg with her body perpendicular to the couch and her right leg held aloft, standing cowgirl (Christian holds Lisa aloft so that they can fuck each other), cowgirl, and modified reverse cowgirl (instead of facing away from Christina, Lisa straddles his cock at a right angle so he can slide in-and-out of her pussy). After a bit more titty-fucking, Lisa mounts Christian for conventional reverse cowgirl sex that rewards Lisa with a giggling orgasm (great close-ups of the in-and-out action and Lisa's pleasure-crazed face). Damn, Lisa's extremely muscular body is mesmerizing as she rides him like the champion she is. When Christian can no longer hold back, he pulls out, quickly moves into position, and pops all over Lisa's generous boobs (they provide a gigantic target!). Lisa then sucks him dry, turns to the camera, and says, "I love a good cock!" Well, Lisa, I have one. Come do me, too! This is a solid scene that, unfortunately, lacks any sort of cunnilingus. I cannot understand guys who don't go down on their women. 

Foreplay: Titty sucking, squeezing, and fucking; hair pulling; kissing; stripping; fellatio; deep-throat, jaw breakers; stringers; balls gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, modified reverse; modified doggie.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: Once, in reverse cowgirl
Pop: Tits
Sex rating: 3.90
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.70


 Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Charisma Capelli, Derrick Pierce

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Scene: Following a similar pattern as Scene One, busty brunette (with sexy red streaks) Charisma Capelli introduces herself to us through the camera lens and tells us how she got involved in the adult film business and what she's about to do. Meanwhile, she strips off her top to reveal her enhanced "monster" tits...tits that she suckles and shows off while telling us how much she likes them. Soon, she tugs aside her panties so we can savor her pierced clit hood while she knowingly strokes her clit and labia. Charisma then masturbates for us while giggling sweetly. In due course, Derrick joins Charisma and happily licks and bites her shapely thighs before greedily burying his tongue between her labia. Derrick does a nice job of eating and finger-fucking Charisma (nice close-ups) and she responds by panting ecstatically, by rocking her hips to increase her pleasure, and by fondling her big tits. After a while, Derrick invites Charisma to suck his dick, and she responds with gusto when he pulls it out of his jeans. And, she deep-throats and gags on him, too. Meanwhile, Derrick tugs on Charisma's long hair. During a brief respite, Charisma playfully poses and shakes her tits for Derrick. Then, she greedily attacks his cock again, skillfully taking it almost-balls-deep down her capacious throat. To show his appreciation--and at Charisma's request--Derrick bends down and sharply spanks and jiggles her fine ass. As the scene continues to unfold, Derrick asks Charisma to "turn that ass around." She does so willingly, rips off her panties, and kneels atop her bed so that Derrick can penetrate and fuck her spit-lubricated pussy from behind in doggie. Meanwhile, Derrick pulls on Charisma's hair, squeezes her tits, and mildly chokes her throat. Charisma fucks Derrick back, matching his strokes, while her big tits dance joyfully and pleasure-laden groans and nasty vocabulary escape her lips (nice close-ups of Charisma's bejeweled pussy swallowing Derrick's penis balls-deep). After a break for stringer-intensive and deep-throat pussy-to-mouth, Charisma demands, "I want your dick." Derrick readily agrees. So, he lies back on Charisma's bed and, after she strips off her tiny skirt to reveal her tailbone and pubic-area tattoos, she mounts and fucks him in reverse cowgirl. Derrick and Charisma fuck each other frantically with nicely synchronized moves (her fucking and grinding moves are really quite erotic!) that become more intense as Charisma's pleasure increases. Eventually, Derrick fucks her so fast that his cock blurs on the screen while she squeals with delight and her tits gyrate wildly. Eventually, reverse morphs into spoon as the couple rolls over onto its side (what a great position to savor Charisma's womanly body!). Derrick reams Charisma fast and deep and she responds with sexy moves and naughty talk. Meanwhile, Derrick pulls on Charisma's hair and tightly squeezes her monster tits. Charisma cums, and then she sucks her girl juice off of Derrick's penis. And, while Charisma uses lots of slobber to orally please Derrick's dick, he uses his fingers to stroke her sensitive clit. Insatiable Charisma isn't however, satisfied. So, she insists, "I want you to fuck me...I want you to fuck me hard!" Who'd refuse her? Oh-so-happy to oblige, sweaty Derrick positions Charisma in missionary, briefly gorges himself on her pussy, and then pounds her juicy cunt balls-deep as her big titties bounce and giggles escape her lips. Derrick fucks her harder and harder, while squeezing her nipples, until he's ready to pop. Once he reaches the point of no return, he pulls out and shoots spasm after spasm after spasm of semen all over her bountiful boobs. Charisma then lovingly licks and kisses his tingling cock as the scene fades to black. 


Foreplay: Tit sucking, hair pulling, kissing, masturbation, stripping, fellatio, jaw breakers, cunnilingus, multiple-finger-fucking, clit jacking, tongue fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: Yes, in spoon (in the BTS, she says she came twice...I didn't see the second orgasm).
Pop: Tits
Sex rating: 4.30
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.70


 Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Hunter Bryce, Jack Venice


Scene: Dressed in a very cute white outfit composed of straps that barely cover her genitals and nipples, long-haired brunette MILF Hunter Bryce introduces herself and announces that today we're going to see her big tits and watch her get fucked. She tells us a little about how she likes to get fucked ("very aggressive") and how she loves to play with her own big boobs--and loves her guy to smack 'em and fuck 'em--during sex. She also gives us a quick peek at her shapely enhanced titties. Jack Venice soon joins Hunter and is mesmerized by her massive mams. In fact, he can't keep his hands--or his mouth--off of them (I SO understand!). Eventually, Jack turns Hunter around, bends her over, and gleefully licks and kisses her pretty butt, rims her asshole, licks her labia, and finger-fucks her pussy. Soon, Hunter, comfortable in her somewhat aggressive role, announces, "Your turn!" So, she tears off Jack's pants, pulls out his flaccid dick, and sucks him to full mast--in no time flat--with her voracious mouth. Soon, he's happily fucking her throat balls-deep (lots of slobber and stringers) while pulling on her hair. When it's time to move on to sex, Hunter, still the aggressor, pushes Jack onto a couch and tells him to "lean back!" so that she can straddle and fuck him in cowgirl (nice tan lines, Hunter!). After Jack guides his cock into Hunter's cunt, she forcefully pounds him hard and fast as her juicy vagina sloshes delightfully. Almost immediately, horny Hunter squirt/cums to add even more juice to the mix. Afterwards, she resumes fucking Jack with even greater fervor while inflaming his lust with naughty words and with her bouncing tits. Hunter squirts often and voluminously. And, each time she does, she lifts her pussy off of Jack's rod so we can enjoy her flow. Red-hot and squirt-quenched vaginal sex continues in reverse (Hunter's hard, sweaty, and muscular body; dancing boobs; and fire-hose squirts look great in this position!), kneeling doggie (great chemistry develops between them and Hunter repeatedly drenches the couch on which they are fucking), and spoon (another excellent position for us to savor Hunter's fine body, high velocity squirts, and bouncing boobs). Since Hunter squirted several times for Jack she eventually demands that he squirt for her...on her mouth, face, and tits. But, Jack's not ready yet. Instead, taking the aggressive role for the first time of the scene, he continues to pound Hunter harder and harder in spoon until he's ready to squirt. And, when he does pop, it's onto her tits and face and into her mouth. Hunter, greedy for semen, licks the cum off her tits and eats it. This is my first review of Hunter Bryce and I must admit that I'm impressed. I'm going to watch for this girl and check out more of her scenes! This is, without a doubt, the best scene in Monster Tits 2. 


Foreplay: Titty sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, rimming, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: Yes, in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and kneeling doggie
Pop: Open mouth
Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.00


 Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Holly Halston


Scene: Following a format firmly established in Scenes One through Three, hard-bodied MILF Holly Halston introduces herself, hawks her website, confesses that she's here today because she's hot and horny, and then reveals that somebody (Christian XXX, no less) really wants to fuck her tits (I do, too!). Of course, she gives us a peak of her big bouncy boobs and capacious cleavage while inflaming our lust with naughty commentary. Holly doesn't neglect her pussy! Indeed, she strokes it through her panties. By this time, Christian, who's still behind the camera, becomes so horny that he simply must join Holly, kiss her mouth, and squeeze her humongous tits. Holly, however, has other things in mind. So, she quickly drops to her knees, unfastens Christian's belt, unzips his jeans, tugs out his fully-erect cock, and devours it with her hands and mouth--including deep-throat and stringers--and gobbles his balls. She also uses his rod to slap her magnificent mams. Meanwhile, Holly plays with her enormously engorged clit. In due course, Holly, nasty words flowing from her mouth, wraps her hooters around Christian's dick and lets him fuck them...her cleavage entirely swallows his extra-long penis! Then, in one of the highlights of Monster Tits 2, Christian, standing, lifts Holly off her feet, turns her upside down, and then the two enjoy some first-class standing 69! They look awesome together! As foreplay continues, Christian sets Holly onto a bed and the two enjoy conventional 69. When it's time for sex, Christian lifts Holly's stunning body and gently positions her atop the bed so that he can fuck her missionary style. First, however, he goes down on her tasty twat and asshole, licking and reaming both pretty holes as she jacks her clit. Once Holly's pussy and asshole are raring to go, Christian slips his cock inside her pussy and pounds her hard and fast while squeezing her bouncing tits (be sure to savor Holly's huge erect clit!). Vaginal sex continues as Christian fucks Holly's pussy while she lays on her side, fingers her own tight asshole, and encourages him with her bouncing boobs, her pleasure-laden groans, and some naughty vocabulary. Later, they enjoy some very beautiful-to-watch spoon (again, check out her big clit...especially when she jacks it), balls-deep pussy-to-mouth, hot-and-heavy cowgirl (she loves watching his cock redlining in-and-out of her very juicy pussy and does her share of the fucking, too!), kneeling doggie (lots of hair pulling, bouncing breasts, naughty talk, ass spanking, and anal finger-fucking), 69, and reverse cowgirl (you ain't seen anything until you see Holly's magnificent MILF body being fucked to orgasm in reverse!). To end the scene, Christian ejaculates a miniscule amount (if any) of semen into Holly's mouth. Holly, knowing that they're in trouble, does her best to minimize the damage by "creating" semen out of her spit and by talking about how good "it" tastes. This dreadful pop a terrible shame because, otherwise, the scene is pretty hot. And, Holly is a superb--and stunningly-attractive--fuck. 


Foreplay: Titty squeezing and fucking, handjob, kissing, body licking, rimming, fellatio, deep throat, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, 69.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, on her side.
Anal Positions: Finger fucking only.
Girl cums: Once, in reverse cowgirl.
Pop: Open mouth
Sex rating: 3.50
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.80 


Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Alana Ackerman, Mark Davis


Scene: By now, you know the drill for Monster Tit 2's scene set-ups. Longhaired brunette Alana Ackerman introduces herself; chats about, shows off, and jiggles her all-natural FF breasts (she's the only natural babe in Monster Tits 2); and strips the clothes off of her soft, cuddly, and womanly mommy body. She's soon joined by adult legend Mark Davis who fondles her tits, squeezes and suckles her breasts (she also sucks her nipples both by herself and with Mark), kisses her warm and open mouth, nuzzles her neck, jacks her clit, eats and finger-fucks her delighted spread-wide pussy to multiple orgasms (nobody eats pussy better than Mark!), and rims her asshole. After Alana cums at least three times, it's Marks turn for oral sex as Alana opens his pants, pulls out his semi-erect dick, and voraciously sucks and strokes it to full mast. Once he's rock hard, she deep-throats him, causing rivers of drool to flow from her mouth. Then, she gives him a very enthusiastic titty fuck while he tugs on her flowing hair. Sex begins in missionary as Mark has Alana lie back on a couch, multiple-finger-fucks her sloshing vagina to a squirting orgasm (she licks it off her fingers), and then slips his cock into her juicy hole for some balls-deep orgasm-inducing fucking. Meanwhile, he briefly suckles her toes. Later, Alana rides Mark's cock in reverse (she does most of the fucking using some very sexy grinding moves and makes herself cum again). Then, after she sucks her cum off his cock while gazing triumphantly into our eyes, she again fucks Mark's rod with her soft and cuddly tits. Mark then spends some time deeply multiple-finger-fucking Alana's asshole while skillfully licking her happy clit. Once Alana's sphincter has relaxed, she again straddles Mark and lets him inch his cock into her tight asshole as her pretty labia wink open wide to reveal her dripping vagina. Alana fucks Mark to ass-gasm and then lets him piston in-and-out of her ass for a while as she straddles him at a right angle to his body (he takes the opportunity to spank her butt). In due course, Alana turns around and continues to fuck Mark's cock with her asshole in cowgirl (her bouncing FFs slap her face). Later, Mark lifts Alana and sets her on the couch on her back so he can ream her asshole in mish while she strokes her clit with her nicely manicured nails and bites her nipples. As the scene comes to an end, Alana drops to her knees and looks deeply into our eyes with her baby blues as Mark vigorously jacks his cock until he shoots his load onto her face and into her mouth. Alana spits out Mark's semen onto her tits and chin. Then, she massages his semen into her flesh. Although Alana's soft mommy body is not my favorite type, I must admit that I really enjoyed watching her fuck with abandon and cum on numerous occasions. The only problem with the scene, in my opinion, is Alana's decision to spit out Mark's cum. I think that's very disrespectful. 


Foreplay: Tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; handjob, kissing; body licking; rimming; fellatio; deep-throat; cunnilingus; multiple-finger-fucking;clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl.
Anal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, modified reverse cowgirl.
Girl cums: Often, during cunnilingus, finger-fucking, vaginal mish and reverse, and anal reverse.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits out his semen.
Sex rating: 4.10
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.70

Extras

The DVD-9 disc I previewed has a full-motion chapter selector organized by girl (you can jump to the intro, oral, sex, or cum shot); a self-running slide show; a three-minute cum-shot recap; website access link (for DVD-ROM); and a 16-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS include impromptu pre- and post-sex interviews of the girls; after-sex clean up (including shower footage); make-up, wardrobe, and hairstyling video (it takes a "crew" to dress Holly Halston's tits!); and planning and setting-up the scenes. This selection of Extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.

 

Final Thoughts

The best things about Monster Tits 2 include:

 

  • the sheer volume of breast flesh before our very eyes.
  • porn legend Lisa Lipps. Her boobs are so big that it takes her extremely muscular body to carry them!
  • Hunter Bryce and her squirting pussy. Believe me, Hunter is a girl to watch!
  • the upside-down 69 enjoyed by Holly Halston and Christian XXX in Scene Four.

Monster Tits 2 could have been better if:

  • a bit more attention had been paid to the production values. For example, the locations are obviously sterile "sets" in a warehouse-like studio, the scene set-ups are repetitive and trite, and there's little creativity in using the couches or beds in the sets. In addition, there's no musical soundtrack.

Things I didn't like about Monster Tits 2 include:

  • Alana Ackerman's decision to spit out Mark Davis' semen. Spitting out cum is very disrespectful and should be avoided, girls.
  • Christian XXX's decision to forego cunnilingus in Scene One. I cannot understand guys who don't go down on their women.
  • Christian XXX's unconscionably-small pop in Scene Four. What the hell happened? Did he shoot multiple scenes in one day?
Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.08
Overall video rating: 4.40
Overall audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.78

 


Dr. Jay



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