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Splashes on Glasses

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Harry Johnson » Review Date: 8/26/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Glasses (with cum-shots on them)

Director: Mick Blue

Cast: Tori Black, Rebeca Linares, Andi Anderson, Riley Evans, and Roxy Jezel.

Length: 2 hr 15 min

Condoms: None.


Clocking in at around 12 minutes there is a Behind the Scenes featurette with some interviews of the cast and banter between them and the camera man. It's entertaining but nothing outright special. Otherwise there's a cum-shot loop, photo gallery, and trailers for other 3rd Degree releases.


Splashes on Glasses is presented on DVD with an anamorphic widescreen image. The picture is average at best and unfortunately there are many flaws within its presentation. The jerky camera work at the start of each scene is very distracting for starters, but it's the grain, softness, and interlacing that are the real killers throughout. There isn't a single moment here that isn't afflicted by one of those faults and it's quite distracting to say the least. The sound quality is average as well and the 2.0 presentation doesn't have much in terms of bells and whistles.

Body of Review:

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Mick Blue brings you an interesting title with a fetish that you really don't see all that often, let alone on its own release. Splashes on Glasses is really about what you'd think it is. A collection of hot girls get all sexed up and at the end of the scene the whole affair ends with a climax on their glasses. Personally I do enjoy watching girls with glasses in porn, but I've never quite understood what's appealing about having cum splattered on them. Despite my first time watching a release in this genre, I must admit that I had a great time. With Tori Black, Rebeca Linares, Riley Evans, Roxy Jezel, and Andi Anderson as the female performers there's really no way it can be bad. The sex is great, the girls are hot, and whether you appreciate the fetish or not Splashes on Glasses features five scenes that are no slouch in quality. . 

Scene 1:

Blonde bombshell Andi Anderson gets Splashes on Glasses started out as she struts along poolside wearing a slinky pink bikini. There's a fair amount of solo teasing here as Andi plays with herself, strips off the bikini, and oils up. It's pretty hot, but the video is done similar to stop motion and it's very jerky and quite distracting. After a couple of minutes the scene transitions to inside the house where Andi is greeted with a cock to the face. She services her partner and the sex that happens right afterwards is pretty energetic and solid all around. Another man comes into the scene and things quickly turn into a threeway with Andi eventually at the center of both, taking it in the ass and pussy. The sex is really hot, actually, and in the end both guys pop loads on her glasses like you'd expect.

Scene 2:

Tori is featured in the second scene and her action begins much the same way that Andi's did. That means there's a fair amount of solo play and fuzzy, disjointed video as she strips and teases outside in a bikini. This eventually stops as Tori is playing with a dildo on the patio and her partner comes into the scene to give her something more to chew on. Eventually they head inside and that's where the real fun begins. Tori is simply insatiable and it's clear that she loves her line of work. There's so much energy here and such a connection between she and her man that the scene absolutely sizzles. I really enjoyed this one and thought it was definitely one of the better pieces of action on this release. Once again the scene ends with Tori needing to clean her glasses.

Scene 3:

Riley Evans is another blonde cutie featured on Splashes on Glasses. Like the others this scene begins with a solo act, some shoddy camera work, and a fair amount of foreplay. Considering Riley is shoving a dildo up her ass at the very start of this scene, I think you can probably assume what's coming next. The scene's action gets underway with some oral and cowgirl. From there it moves onto purely anal right up through to the end. Riley puts on a good show for it, though she doesn't seem as into the anal as Andi did. Then again maybe the awkward expressions on her face can be misconstrued as pleasure? Either way it's good stuff here.

Scene 4:

Ah, Rebeca Linares. She's arguably one of my top five favorite performers in the industry right now and this scene exemplifies every reason why. It starts out with a hot solo performance that is marred by the terrible camera effects. Then the fun gets started as Rebeca's partner appears and the two waste little time getting to the good stuff. I particularly enjoyed two elements of this scene: where Rebeca was pinned to the sofa and when she was on top. In both she displays a great amount of charisma and absolutely steals the show. Even better is when she gets into her trademark anal routine and keeps the scene incredible right up to the end.

Scene 5:

And last, but not least, is Roxy. Her scene is just as solid all around as any of the others here, and of course Roxy is a great performer so you'd naturally expect that. The action here is fairly straightforward without anything kinky or outlandish. What you have is some solid sex with a lot of chemistry between the performers and little else. There are really only a few positions that they switch between and no anal, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Roxy is really vocal here and screams, grunts, and talks through just about the whole thing. It's pretty hot and a great way to send this release off on the right note!


Splashes on Glasses is a solidly produced title that features some great sex, hot girls, and an intriguing fetish. I loved every one of the five scenes here and couldn't get enough of the girls (especially Tori and Rebeca). Unfortunately due to some of the camera work and quality of the video this title lost a lot of steam. I highly recommend watching the sex and all, but as far as this release as a whole is concerned I'd only give it a recommendation. Too bad it wasn't the complete package!

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