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Bet Your Ass 7

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/31/09

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Bet Your Ass 7

Evil Angel/Darkko Productions

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Mina Leigh, Chris Charming, Phoenix Marie, Mark Ashley, Madison Parker, Kelly Divine, Richard Mann, Tia Ling

Length: 121:45 minutes

Mina Leigh/Lee

Date of Production: 7/7/2009

Extras: The best extra for me was probably the 12:24 minute long Behind the Scenes feature with some clips provided as a few of the ladies were interviewed. There was then a photogallery, a full cast list, a pop shot recap, some filmographies, and twelve trailers on the single disc release.

Condoms: None

Phoenix Marie

Audio/Video Quality: Bet Your Ass 7 was presented in a standard full frame 1.33:1 ratio color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel in 480 resolution using the SD MPEG-2 codec. The bitrate hovered on the middle end of the scale much of the time, typically in the 4.8 Mbps range though jumping around a fair bit too; going higher as often as not. The lighting was often flat and solid, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to the technical aspect. The fleshtones were good with the crisp look of clarity I like when Jonni is attentive with his work. The composition was always favorable to the ladies and the editing, while a bit different in terms of pacing, was also handled better than expected. In general, this was still another very visually appealing piece of work though thanks to the efforts of the production staff as well as the cast, the ladies still looking really sexy thanks in small part to the manner in which they were captured by the director. The audio was provided in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track (at a 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was decent but the music was again thumping thankfully truncated at the right moment after the tease to allow the vocals to get the spotlight during the scenes.

Madison Parker

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Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is one of the most enigmatic directors at Evil Angel these days, his refusal to walk the beaten path interesting to say the least. In his spare time, Jonni is well known for his love of music, wowing the crowds with his skills as a DJ in clubs though I still prefer his visual acuity displayed in his movies. His latest release making it to me is Bet Your Ass 7, the sequel to Bet Your Ass 6, the series dedicated to displaying ladies taking anal the way many of their peers do vaginal penetration. This time, the performers included Phoenix Marie, Kelly Divine, and Madison Parker among others, the five scenes each providing something different for those willing to pay attention. One thing worth noting is that none of the meat puppets were third tier mopes this time, the men including Mark Ashley, Richard Mann, and Chris Charming. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Kelly Divine

Scene One: Mina Leigh, an attractive brunette with brown eyes and a lean stomach, was up first as she pranced about to some club music, the camera usually too close to showcase her entire body at once. She set the tone of the production by masturbating with a lot of loud moaning, eventually plunging a lengthy glass dildo into her pussy though she fingered her ass. Mina tasted it and then Chris Charming walked in on her, the gal trying her best to blow his large pecker as he applied her toy to her snatch. She had some blemishes on her crotch and could only take a small portion of his cock inside of her, Chris soon drilling her pussy with his cock while she passively took it. I prefer active riding so this wasn't cutting it for me, Mina doing better at blowing him the second time but only slightly. He then pounded her ass and she made it seem like she was in a great deal of pain, remaining even more passive though she elevated the aural qualities of her work as though it translated into a better scene. My favorite moment came some time after that when she was jerking him off, giving herself a technical DP using the dildo and his pecker. His complete lack of rhythm did not help any but she ended it by jerking him off with her hand as her mouth sucked the top couple of inches, taking his genetic juice into her mouth (and all around her face) in this living room scene.

Tia Ling

Scene Two: Phoenix Marie, a curvy gal on the verge of being a MILF, was up next, her ample sample showing some wear but that devious smile of hers also proving seductive. She fingered her ass during the montage tease and provided less tease than any of the other ladies, dropping to her knees to seduce Mark Ashley with a healthy hummer. Phoenix provided a steady stream of aural nastiness while jerking him off, soon positioning him on the bed where she engulfed his pecker while repeatedly looking at the camera. Mark reciprocated a little during the 69 portion of the scene but wanted to plow her fertile fields, moving right to her ass as she held her ass cheeks apart for him to have greater access. Phoenix was oiled up and did several positions of backdoor boning, never as active as her better scenes though enjoying his ministrations just the same. She continued to coax him as he pounded away too, her best position being on top before kneeling before him to receive his wad of population pudding in her mouth for swallowing.

Scene Three: Madison Parker, the fetching hotty featured on the front cover, was up next as she shook her money maker to the droning musical beat provided. Her cover outfit slowly came off her lean frame, the tease an integral part of the warmth that ensued. She used a large glass dildo to stretch out her sweet ass, her perfect pucker eventually set to take on the studly Mark Ashley. He ate her ass and then began pumping his dick inside her back door, her moans somewhat subdued but more believable all the same. Mark then went down on her and she was thrilled at how well he ate her out, climbing onto his cock for a vaginal ride that showcased her ass cheeks in a magnificent manner. She was not an active rider here but given the visual beauty of the action, I found myself in a trance much like the one she appeared to be in as she was lost in the moment. She blew him after that and they screwed some more, her beautiful demeanor nicely done as she took his wealth of seed all over her face.

Scene Four: Kelly Divine, another curvy gal worth checking out, was up next in her pink lingerie, the music more subdued for the seductive young lady to tease with. She spread her ass and danced around less, preferring to use an inflatable black anal plug to open herself up with. Her great big ass looked really hot here and fans of the slutty babe will know just how far she has come in recent times, the gal only now starting to get into anal as though she had fun. Kelly did some fine anal masturbation with the toy and soon found herself slobbing the knob of Richard "Manzilla" Mann, his penis one of the largest in the industry at this writing (largest that actually works without a lot of fluffing too). She jerked him off with both hands as she spit and concentrated her efforts on his dick too, her devotion to his member the best of the entire movie. The messy blowjob led to him plowing her ass in various positions but he was so large that she could not initially ride him actively, only towards the end when she was on top of him did that dynamic show up. I loved watching her fleshy ass ripple with the thrusts though, Kelly becoming the anal whore she loves so much and swallowing his nut, additional wads by uncredited mopes giving her more doses to appreciate.

Scene Five: Tia Ling, a skinny Asian chick with a curvy ass and large implants, was up last, the music less pronounced this time as she fingered her ass. She had on some sexy black fishnet stockings and a garter, moving to replace her finger with a large anal plug to ready herself for Mark Ashley. She cleaned up and showered, finding the stud puppet in the editing room jerking off to porn so she asked him if she could blow him. He accepted easily and she turned off the loud porno playing on the computer behind them, her decent anal leading to him pounding her pussy while spanking her. She was passive and gave generic groans, remaining that way for the anal too. Mark then lubed up her previous toy and it looked like she had pieces of fecal matter along her ass crack, Mark moving from her ass to her pussy for some better action before she jerked him off to completion into her mouth.

Summary: Bet Your Ass 7 by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel was a mixed bag of sexual material for me since I greatly prefer women that are active and focused on their partner rather than the camera so I rated it as a Rent It. There was strokable footage here, and in decent quantity as well, but the entire project appeared to look like it had been made on the fly instead of as a dedicated effort. In short, Bet Your Ass 7 may not have been as good as Bet Your Ass 6 but fans of the cast should get some stroking pleasure out of it just the same so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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