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12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Vol. 14


Studio: Madness Pictures » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 9/1/09



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

2009, 150 minutes, plus extras
No director credited
With: Nikki Rhodes, Aurora Snow, Eva Ellington, Darryl Hanah, Ashley St. Claire, Kenzi Marie, Kiera King, Rachel Luv, Kaci Starr, Nikki Sweet, Aza Haze, Vannah Sterling


 
Having missed "12 Nasty Girls Masturbating" Volumes 1-13, your Addison can't definitively say how Volume 14 measures up, but as a stand-alone (stroke-alone?) effort, it's right on the (clitoral) button. These 12 young ladies are porn stars -- some newer to the biz than others -- and thus they masturbate like porn stars; i.e., they talk to the camera/viewer while they're doing it and they use a lot of elaborate equipment that you might not encounter so much in the civilian world of self-love.

 
The girls run the gamut from tall and slender to short and cushy, which is certainly a good thing. The scenarios, such as they are, however, are pretty uniform: each girl starts out answering the unseen/unheard director's questions about masturbation -- how often they do it, how they do it, what they think of when they do it -- then peels off what little clothes she has on and gets to it. Lots of good camera angles, from down low looking up at crotches and ass cheeks, to straight on spread beaver close-ups, make this disc a gyno gawker's dream come true.

 
In order of appearance, here's a rundown of the girls:

 
Nikki Rhodes -- The DVD's cover girl is a pretty redhead with matching carpet, which she pulls on at length as she strokes and pokes.

Aurora Snow -- The pretty, still-young veteran has filled out nicely, and sports a terrific, firm ass.

Eva Ellington -- A very dark brunette (Italian? American Indian?) who's very thin and has a bare pussy.

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Darryl Hanah -- This familiar beauty is, as you would suspect, long, lean and blonde -- though the celeb she really resembles is not the "Splash" star, but singer Aimee Mann. She gives good, realistic, sweaty jerkoff.

Ashley St. Claire -- Cute, with a cocoa complexion, dark bangs and a winning derriere.

Kenzi Marie -- Dark-eyed mega-blonde with a sweet giggle, big fake boobs and a habit at home of masturbating "with my bong."

Kiera King -- A porn newcomer, Kiera has beautiful tanned skin, great legs and natural titties, and really hands it to herself on a coffee table.

Rachel Luv -- A statuesque blonde with Nina Hartley blue eyes; I must point out she has the most beautiful bunghole around.

Kaci Starr -- Adorable, dimpled and full-figured, Kaci jams her fingers deep inside and gets them wonderfully wet. Her dark, above-the-lips thick pubic patch is crazy hot.

Nikki Sweet -- This young, long-legged, blue-eyed, toothy blonde is quite the sight, especially with her firm little breasts. Before doing porn, she tells us, "I was a student ... in high school." Phwoar!

Aza Haze -- A cute if somewhat disheveled brunette with a squeezable body and a good horny disposition. A little cosmetic work and watch out.

Vannah Sterling -- This olive-skinned and truly full-figured hottie -- whopping natural boobs; 3-inch areolae; smothering butt -- has more electronics at hand than Radio Shack, and, bless her, is the only girl on the disc to finger-fuck her ass.




 
                                                      THE DVD

 
A very easy to navigate DVD, "12NGM14" starts with an automatic phone sex promo before heading to the simple main menu, which offers Play Movie, Chapter Selections and Special Features. Each girl's submenu gets a live-action frame, and all told there are a generous 71 chapter cues on this two-and-a-half-hour program. The vivid HD picture is 1.85:1 widescreen; the sound is solid.

 
Extras include the standard slide show; web site info for Madness Pictures; six action-packed Madnes trailers (for "12NGM13," "13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers #8," "Security Cam Chronicles Volume 9," "Getting Stoned #2," "Malibu's Most Latin #2" and "Legal Tender Volume 3"); and Naked Jokes. Naked Jokes? Yep, each girl tells a groaner or two on the order of: What do you call two skunks in the 69 position? Odor eaters.

 
A selection of bloopers consists mostly of the ladies being fed these jokes and trying to retell them. Their comedic deliveries range from very good (Darryl Hanah) to don't quit your porn job (everyone else).

 


                                               THE LAST WORD

 
I stand behind no voyeur in my admiration for masturbating women, and this DVD certainly delivers what the breathless title promises. I just wish it all felt a little more natural and a little less for-the-camera. The above-average selection of bonus material makes up for the slight monotony of the main frigging program.

 



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