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Cum To Order
Evil Angel/Darkko Productions
Loona Luxx (bonus scene only)
Director: Jonni Darkko
Cast: Francesca Le, Jonni Darkko, Cassandra Calogera, Kelly Divine, Lana Violet, Velicity Von, Tia Ling, Alan Stafford, Alec Knight, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Danny Wylde, Jeremy Steele, Jerry, Marco Banderas, Steve James, Winston Burbank
Length: 159:38 minutes
Date of Production: 5/29/2009
Extras: The most notable extra was the 7:39 minute long bonus scene starring Loona Luxx and presumably Jonni himself in a blowjob. I also enjoyed the 6:17 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where some of the ladies got to enjoy a few moments updating their stories, a partial cast list (ladies only-Boo!), a cumshot recap, some filmographies, and some trailers.
Audio/Video Quality: Cum To Order was presented in a standard full frame 1.33:1 ratio color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel in 480 resolution using the SD MPEG-2 codec. The bitrate hovered on the middle end of the scale much of the time, typically in the 4.8 Mbps range though jumping around a fair bit too; going higher as often as not. The lighting was often flat and solid, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to the technical aspect. The fleshtones were good with the crisp look of clarity I like when Jonni is attentive with his work. The composition was always favorable to the ladies and the editing, while a bit different in terms of pacing, was also handled better than expected. In general, this was still another very visually appealing piece of work though thanks to the efforts of the production staff as well as the cast, the ladies still looking really sexy thanks in small part to the manner in which they were captured by the director (largely in POV fashion though not exclusively). The audio was provided in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track (at a 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was decent but the music was again thumping thankfully truncated at the right moment after the tease to allow the vocals to get the spotlight during the scenes.
Body of Review: Jonni Darkko and Evil Angel have combined forces to produce and distribute a number of interesting titles in recent years, his sense of style seemingly an enigma compared to the rest of their catalog. I might not always appreciate his movies as much as his devoted fans but I sure know when he strikes a chord, Cum To Order being the latest such fuck flick of his to earn that designation. The movie is a set of six blowbangs where a bevy of beauties show their oral skills in such a manner that anyone appreciative of oral-only movies will want to pick up a copy if they haven't already. From seasoned hotties like Francesca Le to curvy babes like Kelly Divine to busty broads like Velicity Von, there really was something for everyone to enjoy this time, the most out of the normal the ladies got being providing a titty fuck in addition to their hand to gland combat and mouth work. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that one condom was used for those still interested:
Scene One: Francesca Le, a gal associated with being a director, a fetish freak, and a MILF worthy of the title, was up first as she showed Jonni Darkko and a bunch of his pals just what it means to show a need for seed. Her dirty talk, tease, and solo session made for a fantastic opening that I'd like to explore more in person, showing Marco Banderas the most love but a horde of others a great time too as she slobbed their knobs effectively. Francesca inhaled the cocks and genetic juice straight from the tap as well as off sheets of glass, her greedy demeanor setting her apart from most of the others. Sweet!
Scene Two: Cassandra Calogera, a thick white gal with large pierced tits and tongue, was up next with Jonni Darkko and his mopish members of the blowbang boys. She did not take on as many of them as Francesca did but she also showed a desire to please men orally, the lack of chemistry not weakening her resolve or the amount of energy portrayed.
Scene Three: Kelly Divine, another favorite of mine for her curves and demeanor, was up next as she provided some dirty talk before doing the men Jonni Darkko provided for her. She initially did two of them in alternating fashion but ended up inhaling the population pudding of at least four guys, her determination driving her to new depths as she attacked them so aggressively.
Scene Four: Lana Violet, an exotic little hotty with black hair, was up next to savor the peckers of the minions of Jonni Darkko, her mouth concentrating on the top few inches of the men that she came upon rather than deep throating them as some of the others preferred to do. Her playfulness was a nice change of pace though, eventually serving one of the guys up all the way down her throat, eyeing the camera a bit too often to make the scene work for me as if she had focused on her partner.
Scene Five: Velicity Von, the curvy gal on the front cover, was up next as she earned her featured spot, slobbing the knobs of Jonni Darkko and his friends in a devoted manner, never letting them down as she applied her aural skills with her oral skills to elevate the intensity of her ministrations. She knew ahead of time when they wanted to pop in her mouth and on her face, the gal gauging their response accordingly to get a better performance out of the mopes. There was some straw sucking of semen here and a lot of titty fuck action, Velicity one of the movie highlights not to be missed.
Scene Six: Tia Ling, a moderately attractive Asian gal, was up last as she described what she wanted from the men, Jonni Darkko capturing the action very nicely indeed. She was hungry for sperm and they were a willing lot, the gal doing the men one at a time until they launched their loads on mirrors, in glasses, and directly on her face to allow her something to swallow.
Summary: Cum To Order by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel should suit the fans that love blowjobs by a variety of slutty gals, not a group all at once but in pairs or singles to allow them to appreciate every drop of genetic juice landing their way so I rated it as Recommended. I'm not the biggest fan of blowjobs, preferring instead the scenes where the ladies do it all with relish, but I must admit that I came close to elevating the score a notch this time due to the sheer devotion displayed by the women. In short, Cum To Order was a pretty solid set of blowjob scenes shot by a talented director for your enjoyment, the kind of face fuck flick you just don't see all that often so give it a look.
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