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Breast Meat 2

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/8/09

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Breast Meat 2: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Erik Everhard Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Erik Everhard

Cast: Carmen McCarthy, Erik Everhard, Laci Lynn, Toni Ribas, Armani St. James, Mr. Pete, Avy Scott, Cassandra Calogera, Charley Chase, Steve Holmes

Length: 230:51 minutes (113:01 minutes + 117:50 minutes)

Carmen McCarthy

Date of Production: 7/20/2009

Extras: The first disc had no extras to speak of, allowing for the bitrate to be slightly higher on the footage displayed. The second disc was where all the extras action was at, the best extra being the 45:04 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage as shot by Jimmy Scaffnetti. There was mostly extra sex, a lot of extra nudity, and some interviews; with the women as well as with Jimmy and company all goofing off to add some value to the feature. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a cast list, and 6 trailers to shows like This Butt's 4 U #5, Sport Fucking 5, Buttholes & B-Sides, Art of the Cumfart #2, Innocent Until Proven Filthy 5, A Sperm Load A Day 2, and Blonde Ambition, on the double disc set.

Condoms: None

Laci Lynn

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Audio/Video Quality: Breast Meat 2 was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen the scenes were originally shot in by director Erik Everhard for Jules Jordan Video using the MPEG-2 codec (sporting 480 resolution). The quality of the visuals varied less than remember his last outing, the team of Everhard and Scaffnetti focusing more on the technical matters but maintaining the usual standards in terms of sexual energy and chemistry. The lighting was decent and that eliminated most of the problems associated with gonzo productions, Erik's works virtually always a few notches above the competition from what I've seen over the years. The editing by Brad Stark could have used some polishing up but the basics were covered handily, the end result pretty close to what I expected out of the show. The bitrate was all over the charts here with much of the footage coming in around the 4.7 Mbps range but there were not a lot of compression artifacts present that I could see. The audio was offered up in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate but there was no separation noticed that I could figure out, and the dynamic range was pretty limited too; the scenes coming from quickly shot gonzo; the guerilla shooting style favored by pornographers everywhere. The limited music was okay but nothing special.

Armani St. James

Body of Review: Erik Everhard is still one of the most driven performers in porn, his work both in front of and behind the camera always eliciting a heated response. The ladies consider him one of the most driven men they've ever had pounding their pussy and the men stand by in awe at just how well he handles the premium pussy he gets thanks to his reputation. His latest title making it my way is Breast Meat 2: Special Edition, a gonzo title with almost four hours of hardcore sex emphasizing a lot of massive mammaries thanks to some sweetly curved ladies such as Charley Chase, Cassandra Calogera, and Avy Scott. The company website described the show like this: "Cassandra Calogera sez C Cups are for amateurs! Laci's big boob bangout! Armani came to us with a "D"...and left with a DP! Carmen McCarthy's mammerific meat melons! Charley's tits were drowning in oil... we had to save her! Avy Scott... why did I wait sooooo long to fuck those tits?" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Avy Scott

Scene One: Carmen McCarthy, the sexy blond featured on the lower middle of the front cover wearing the blue bikini bottom, was up first as a model out by the pool being shot by photographer Erik Everhard. The first bikini was actually a tiny one piece riding up her snatch and ass that hardly covered her nipples, the gal wearing stripper shoes with it as some stills were taking. She then swapped out for a metallic bikini, going inside to clean up and get him his check, taking too long because she stopped to masturbate. Erik went in to investigate, finding her au natural and began sucking her titty; the pair doing each other as a result in the bathroom. Erik snacked on her crack and she blew him with practiced ease, the pair bumping uglies in various positions to show she was an active rider even before they moved to a bed. Her titties bounced as they boned, and he eventually rubbed out a wad of genetic juice onto her tits as she smiled appreciatively.

Cassandra Calogera

Scene Two: Laci Lynn, a busty bleach blond wearing a corset and matching apparel, was up next in the bedroom with both Erik Everhard and Toni Ribas, no set up provided this time. The guys felt her up and stripped down to give her better access to their cocks, Erik sucking her ass as she played with Toni's modest member. The rest of the scene showed the guys alternating between fucking her face and drilling her pussy, the frisky gal well suited for doing them either way, actively participating and milking their loads by means of her titty fucking ways.

Charley Chase

Scene Three: Armani St. James, the curvy blond seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she took on Erik Everhard and Mr. Pete, another time when there was no set up to the sex. Pete started things off with her by massaging her clitoris through her panties, her tits falling out as she pinched the nipples and caressed them. After Erik started talking, her oral skills were in full evidence, Armani alternating blowing the men and the guys reciprocating by pounding her pussy. The difference this time was that the gal did anal and a DP, slowing down her act substantially but still providing a stream of moans as her limits were pushed. The scene ended when both loads of population pudding went to her chest.

Scene Four: Avy Scott, the award winning hotty seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next as she played with herself in the house, her bikini undies soon finding the floor when she met Erik Everhard. He was all over her like white on rice, kissing her and feeling her tits/pussy up before going down on her. Avy seemed to appreciate how much chemistry they had for one another, Erik servicing her front and back as she got off from his ministrations. Avy then gave him a short hummer after an even shorter initial bout of vaginal boning, the couple moving to the couch where they really let loose tearing into one another during the fucking portion of the scene. Avy was a very active rider and the pair displayed some of the best energy of the movie, elevating the outcome substantially as a result. The scene closed out when she jerked him off all over her tits and provided some post coital head while licking up his seed.

Scene Five: Cassandra Calogera, a fleshy hotty with a big rack and brunette mane of hair as seen on the lower left hand corner, was up next with Erik Everhard, the gal awakening from bed to bath in the bathtub. She started masturbating and that was his cue to jump in with her, ample titty play leading to her going down on him which led to an active vaginal ride. The numerous positions aside, Erik went down on her from time to time, her moans far more realistic than normal which led me to think she was truly getting off. She sucked her own tits and ended it for him with a sweet titty fuck that she took charge of, his spew landing all over her chest.

Scene Six: Charley Chase, the sexy brunette wearing red & black fetish apparel as seen featured on the middle of the left half of the cover, was up last. She took on Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, and Toni Ribas, her tease session lengthy enough to allow her pierced tits some breathing room before climbing down the stairs to sit in Toni's lap, the couple appearing to adore one another. She smothered him with her tits and rode his pecker, oiling herself up for a wonderful titty fuck. The messy hummer that ensued was also fine, Steve jumping in to get some head from her as she continued to impale herself on the cock. Erik then jumped in and she started sucking all of them off, Steve eating her out as she continued her oral rampage, the guys catering to her fantasies as they throat fucked her, played with her tits some more, and boned her like they owned her. It was definitely one of the best rides of the day too, not an easy task given the quality of women provided here, Charley sucking them as they rubbed out their wads of semen for her to swallow.

Summary: Breast Meat 2 by director Erik Everhard for Jules Jordan Video was nearly as good as Breast Meat 1 given the dedication to tits and titty play provided with the wealth of sexy ladies so I rated it as Highly Recommended. The amount of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value alone enhanced the value sufficiently to remind me why Erik's fuck flicks are so often winners for the fans, consumers benefitting from his desire to give them exactly what they want and in big enough quantity to hold them over until his next release. In short, Breast Meat 2: Special Edition truthfully advertised a dedication to "sweater puppies" that fans of breasts will appreciate, the ladies all as physically attractive as could be and possessing sufficient chemistry to upgrade the end results.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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