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Bad News Bitches #4


Studio: Juicy Entertainment » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 9/11/09



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Feature
Director: Joe Loughlin
Cast:  Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keys, Tory Lane, Ben English, Billy Glyde, Evan Stone, Jenner, Marco Banderas, Randy Spears, T.J. Cummings
Length: 03:18
Condoms: None
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom-free sex and the second for Tory Lane, one of my 2007 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls.

Synopsis

Bad News Bitches 4 is a very appealing feature that includes six sex scenes as well as lots of softball-related plot development. Although I have not had the pleasure of seeing or reviewing the previous three episodes of the series, it appears to me that this movie builds upon the story inherent in Bad News Bitches 3.

The plot revolves around Slick Rhodes, a rich aging curmudgeon who is plagued by nightmares featuring luscious Penny Flame. You might ask why somebody would be distressed about a dream featuring Penny Flame. Wouldn't that be a delightful wet dream? Alas, Slick dreams that Penny fucks him with an oversized dildo! Why? Because Slick owns an all-male minor league softball team and Penny and her all-girl team beat the shit out of his guys. So, in reality, Penny did fuck him!

After one particularly grueling nightmare-plagued night, Slick confesses his dream to his attorney, Billy Glide. Billy does some research and soon has a suggestion for Slick...a devious way he can gain vengeance against Penny. Billy explains that he knows that Penny's cousin, Alexis Texas, attends a very exclusive all-girl college and that the college is behind in paying its taxes. All Slick has to do, says Billy, is pay the taxes and then foreclose on the college. Alexis will be fucked...and it will all be Penny's fault.

Slick follows Billy's suggestion and is soon in the office of Nina Hartley, the school President. Slick springs the news on unsuspecting Nina and orders her to vacate the property within a week. Devastated, Nina goes to tell her girls the bad news while they're in class. As Alexis hears the story unfold, she realizes that her cousin Penny's nemesis, Slick, is behind it. Alexis contacts Penny and the two agree that the only way to defeat Slick is by betting the school on a softball game...his team against the school's. Penny stops by President Nina Hartley's office and explains her strategy. Sadly, Nine reports, the small all-girl college has no team. So, Penny agrees to help whip the girls into shape so that they can defeat Slick and reclaim their school.

Penny then visits the girls, while they goof around in T.J. Cummings' class, to give them a pep talk. Penny implores them to get to know each other, to learn to trust one another. How? By fucking the shit out of each other in a riotous nine-girl orgy!

After the girls form a "cohesive" unit--and release all their pent-up lust, they realize they need a coach. Tory, who knows a little about softball, is aware of a burned out and drunken coach, played by Randy Spears. So, Alexis and her classmate, the unbelievably curvaceous Kagney Linn Karter, seek out Randy and win his support. After finding Randy in a filthy and dilapidated trailer, the girls sober him up, give him a bath, and then double-team him in a raucous threeway love fest that pits two blond sex machines against the oh-so-lucky aging coach. Hot!

Randy works with the girls and finds absolutely no talent whatsoever. Even so, he stalwartly teaches them and works them so hard that they're soon drenched in sweat. So, a group of three (Ashli Orion, Brynne Tyler, and adorable London Keys) decide to take a post-practice shower. Of course, we get to watch as they soap each other down...and take on two of the janitors!

Randy recognizes some promise in 2007 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Tory Lane and sends her for some private tutoring with two of his colleagues, Ben English and Marco Banderas. After helping Tory work out for a while, Ben and Marco get paid handsomely when Tory lets them fuck both her insatiable holes at the same time!

One of the coeds, rich-bitch Audrey Bitoni, can't think of anything better to do than whine to her teacher, T.J. Cummings, about the state of the school and how her classmates hate her. So, she invites T.J. to her palatial home, greets him wearing a first-class--slut outfit, and then gives him a foot job you won't believe! Frankly, I've never seen what's so special about Audrey Bitoni. Yeah, she can fuck using moves that would give the Pope a hard-on. But, she never cums. Ever! But, nobody could ever please a cock with her feet better than Audrey. And, she gives him a world-class blowjob before fucking him, too.

Toward the end of the movie, the girls see the writing on the wall...they simply cannot win by skill alone. They have to cheat! So, Jordan Kingsley and Kayla Carrera break into Slick's house to steal his team dossier. After the girls locate Slick's secret files, attorney Billy Glide catches them red handed. To avoid prosecution, the girls, as you might expect, give Billy a wild and wonderful ride as they give him both of their bodies at once. In a particularly amusing aside, the girls manage to read Slick's team dossier while they fuck Billy...while one girl fucks him and keeps his attention focused on her, the other girl reads each player's stats.

At long last, the girls' team meets Slick's boy's team on the field on honor. Honor? Not likely since the girls have virtually no talent and even less skill. But, they do know how to distract men. So, while the guys pitch, bat, and field, the girls hike up their blouses, stroke their pussies with bats, and even masturbate while writhing naked on the ground. The result? The girls win... and set up Slick for even more terrifying nightmares.

Bad News Bitches 4 is lots of fun. The plot is creative, cute, and well acted. The locations, sets, and fuckin' hot wardrobe (especially the schoolgirl outfits) are effective and well utilized. The cast is superb (including Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Tory Lane and legendary Nina Hartley [in a non-sex role]) and most of the sex is very good. On the other hand--and I mean this in the most positive way--I think that director Joe Loughlin bit off more than he and his crew could chew. For example, the camerawork and editing are extremely amateurish. And, the stock video footage of mammoth softball arenas clash with the reality of the neighborhood dirt softball field in which the game was actually played.

Bottom line? Bad News Bitches 4 is a great story that, unfortunately, wasn't professionally captured or edited. I really liked this movie and watched it three times instead of my usual twice. It's particularly worth seeing for the plot and the superb all-girl orgy. And, the two boy/girl/girl threesomes and the shower scene are top-notch, too. Too bad the video is so sub par. In any case...enjoy the sex and plot, but don't expect Spielberg.

Check out some photos of the girls in Bad News Bitches 4 here. I captured an extraordinary number of screen shots so that you can get a good idea of the fun that takes place in this movie. When you check out the photos, pay particular attention to the shots of "game day" and how the girls distract to win! Enjoy! 

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Bad News Bitches 4 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Nine-girl orgy/anal.
Performers: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keys, Tory Lane

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After Alexis hears that Slick Rhodes is planning to foreclose on her alma mater, she contacts her cousin Penny Flame (Slick's nemesis and the focus of his nightmares) and asks for help. Penny immediately recognizes Slick's attempt at retribution and offers to help Alexis and her college coed sisters defeat Slick at his own game...softball, of course. So, Penny drops by one of Alexis' classes, fires up the girls with talk of their school's salvation by forming a killer all-girl softball team, and then suggests that the best way to become a cohesive and winning team is for all the girls to really get to know each other. How? By participating in a massive nine girl orgy! You've got to admit that Penny's idea really has merit. So, after Penny applies just a bit of encouragement, the nine girls are soon stark naked and pleasing each other in every conceivable Sapphic way using tongues, fingers, and a variety of toys...including a high-powered "magic wand." Of course, female orgasms abound as the girls fuck and "girlhandle" each other in ways that would make guys blush. The girls pair off, form trios, gang up on one center-of-attention girl, change partners and enjoy, in every sense of the word, a true no-holes-barred orgy that simply must be seen to be believed. Frankly, I loved this estrogen-soaked scene so much that I watched it several times. I suggest that you do the same. Believe me, each time you'll see something new and exciting!

Foreplay: Kissing, toy play, masturbation, caressing/groping, tit sucking and squeezing, stripping, mutual stripping, hair pulling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking, face fucking, spanking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Kneeling doggie/DP with fingers/toy.
Girl cums: Too many orgasms to count.
Pop: NA

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 1.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

  • It's a NINE GIRL ORGY! There's just something so right about a pack of lust-crazed women feeding off each others' estrogen. Their lust is awesome! Be sure to check out the pictures here.
  • London Keyes', Jordan Kingsley's, and Kagney Linn Karter's orgasms are amazing. However, the scene features SO MANY orgasms that you'll lose count.
  • Tory Lane, one of my 2007 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls, gets fucked up the ass as well as her pussy. She's my kind of slut! And, she gets DP'd with toy and fingers, too.
  • Although all the girls are very impressive Sapphic lovers, I was particularly impressed by two lesser-known girls, Ashli Orion and London Keyes. Rapidly-rising Kagney Linn Karter also gives a stand-out performance...especially when she's the center of Alexis Texas', Tory Lane's, and Audrey Bitoni's attention.
  • The girls are all gorgeous. And, they sport lots of body art and piercings...including nipples (London) and genitalia (Kagney Linn Karter).
  • Alexis Texas' face-fucking moves are excellent....she does an excellent job shaking her meaty ass on her partner's face. In fact, a lot of suffocating face fucking goes on during the scene. I loved it!
  • Some very sexy kissing develops between Alexis and Audrey.
  • The girls pleasure each other with tongues, fingers, toys, spanks, and high-powered "magic wand" vibrators. And, the girls really know how to wield their "weapons of mass orgasm" with finesse and expertise.
  • The girls really seem to like fucking other girls. It never seems to be "gay for pay" fucking.
  • The girls keep reforming into different groups...it's truly an orgy--in which everybody pleasures everybody else--instead of pairings/trios.
  • The girls enjoy "love trains," in which a stream of girls pleasure each other in series, and dog piles, in which one lucky slut, on the bottom, becomes the focus of a large group of amorous and oversexed girls.
  • The girls find time to masturbate while pleasuring each other.
  • Kagney greedily rim's Audrey's asshole while Audrey, in turn, swaps tongues with Alexis.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The video leaves a lot to be desired. The camera operator jerks the camera around instead of panning it smoothly, has a hard time deciding on what portion of the action to shoot (so he moves around too much), lets the lens capture shots of the crew, and doesn't do an adequate job of setting up the scene's lighting.
  • The editing is amateurish. There are missing transitions from position to position, repeated footage of the same action, and loss of continuity as the action cuts jarringly from one group of lesbian lovers to another.
  • The audio editing is also subpar. For example, the directors verbal instructions to the girls were not edited out. And, the volume varies appreciably as the cameraman gets closer to--or farther away from--a group of girls.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threesome
Performers: Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Karter, Randy Spears

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Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Classmates Alexis Texas and Kagney Linn Karter seek out ex-coach Randy Spears and find him in a filthy and dilapidated trailer. The girls beg Randy to train them and make sure he knows it will be worth his while to do so. After Randy sobers up a bit, he shows up at the girls' house and they immediately notice his unearthly stench. So, they give him a bath, comment on how much better he looks--and smells!--after being bathed, and then double-team him in a raucous threeway love fest that pits two blond sex machines against the oh-so-lucky aging coach. The trio shares lots of lust-escalating foreplay, including kissing, tit-worship, fellatio, cunnilingus, and spanking. And, the girls find time to masturbate, too. When everybody's lust is insatiable, they move on to sex so that Randy can explore the depths of each girl's moist and accommodating pussy in several positions (see list below). Throughout the in-and-out action, Alexis does and absolutely superb job of fucking and getting fucked. In particular, you'll love how she jiggles her ass cheeks while she fucks Randy in cowgirl. Kagney, too, gives an incendiary performance. Her moves are high-energy, sexy, and cause her to cum repeatedly. Toward the end of the scene, Randy pumps his semen into Kagney Linn's mouth and then the girls cum-swap and swallow. This is an excellent scene populated by two gorgeous blonds who really know how to fuck. You'll wish you were Randy!

Foreplay: Bathing, kissing, masturbation, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, spanking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; girls cum swap.

Sex rating: 4.85
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

  • The scenario--which unfolds in a derelict trailer park and, later, in a high-priced Los Angeles home--is effective and enjoyable. The girls do a very nice job portraying their roles and delivering their lines.
  • Randy, as always, is a superb actor. I'll bet you won't be able to differentiate his role from that of an Oscar-winning male actor who appeared in a mainstream title that you'll probably recognize as the inspiration for much of the storyline in Bad News Bitches 4.
  • The bath sequence rocks! Believe me, you'll be willing to die to be in Randy's spot as Kagney Linn and Alexis soap him up!
  • There's nothing quite as fine as a boy/girl/girl scene. Having two girls pleasure me is my definition of heaven! And, it's even better when the girls doing the pleasuring are Alexis and Kagney...especially when they both suck dick at the same time!
  • The girls, in true boy/girl/girl threeway form, pleasure each other while they fuck and suck Randy. Kagney goes one step further by rimming Alexis' asshole while Randy plows Alexis' pussy.
  • Alexis' jiggling ass cheeks in cowgirl are gorgeous. In fact, her ass is SO FINE that it's no wonder her name is Alexis Tex-ASS!
  • Alexis cums hard and often...twice in cowgirl alone!
  • Kagney is fucking gorgeous. What a fantastic body! And, she's a great fuck, too!
  • Kagney has pierced labia. I fucking adore genitalia jewelry.
  • Kagney's moves in reverse are high-energy, very erotic, and multiple-orgasm-inducing. Her second--and very intense--orgasm in reverse made my day!
  • Alexis fucks Kagney's face while Kagney, in turn, gets fucked by Randy's dick in spoon. I really like this sort of "love train" sex. Happily, a lot of "love train" occurs during the scene!
  • The girls take turns performing pussy-to-mouth on Randy's dick.
  • The scene ends with an open-mouthed facial followed by cum-swapping and swallowing. Nice!
  • Randy massages Alexis' asshole with his spit-covered thumb while he fucks her pussy.
  • Although the camerawork is amateurish overall, the close-ups are excellent.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Kagney's makeup is not as effective as it should be. She's much prettier than she appears in this scene.
  • There's definitely a transition problem (often the performers are in completely different places after an edit). And, there are times when the scene's continuity is interrupted by abrupt edits.
  • The lighting is often under- or overexposed; the amateurish videographer probably relied on camera's auto setting.
  • The camera motions are incredibly jerky and amateurish.
  • The audio editing, too, is amateurish. The director's instructions to the threesome, which should have been edited out, are audible.

Scene 3

Scene Type: One boy/girl/girl threesome plus a second boy/girl duo.
Performers: Ashli Orion, Brynn Tyler, Evan Stone, Jenner, London Keys.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Randy coaches the girls through an extremely disappointing practice and, as you might expect, the girls get mighty hot and sweaty. So, after practice is over, three of the girls...Ashli Orion, Brynn Tyler, and London Keys...decide to hit the showers. First, however, they head to the locker room where they exchange good-natured banter while stripping off their practice clothes. In due course, they head for the communal shower, rinse off, and then soap each other up. Damn, watching them wash each others' bodies is hot! (Be sure to check out the pictures here.) Of course, soapy caresses soon morph into some extremely hot masturbation and girl/girl/girl action. After a while, two janitors, Evan Stone and Jenner, walk into the locker room to mop up. Unaware that there are some girls in the shower, the guys get to work. Soon, however, they hear the girls giggling in the shower. So, they, of course, spy on the three luscious girls...and like what they see. Sight, however, simply isn't enough. So, the guys barge into the shower, confront the girls, and threaten to tell the dean that they were making out in the shower. To prevent the guys from turning them in, the girls eagerly agree to fuck the shit out of them. So, the three girls and two guys break into two groups: a threesome composed of Brynn, London, and Evan, and a coupling of Ashli and Jenner. During the next 40 minutes, each group explores new heights of pleasure using multiple foreplay techniques and numerous vaginal positions including oh-so-sexy piledriver and stacked cowgirl (the two girls straddle each other so that Evan can take turns fucking one pussy and then the other). Naughty Ashli even gets her pussy double-stuffed when Jenner shoves four fingers up her cunt while he plows her pussy. Since I'm a fan of gushing pussies, I was particularly impressed by both Brynn and Ashli, who each squirt copious amounts of girl juice. Frankly, I loved just about every second of the sex in this scene, but was particularly impressed by Ashli Orion. I haven't seen her very often, but I've got to admit that she's hot as hell. And, she's damned edgy, too. As the scene unfolds, the girls cum frequently and, at the end, the guys do, too. Jenner cums on Ashli's face and into her mouth. Like a good slut, she swallows. Evan cums directly into London's mouth, but manages to squirt a bit onto her belly, too. Then, London sucks Evan dry, licks his wayward semen off of Brynn's belly, and then cum swaps with Brynn. This is an outstanding scene. I was literally in heaven for nearly 50 minutes! By the way, even though the "highest" score for a scene is five stars, this one actually earned 5.3 points!

Foreplay: Kissing, stripping, mutual stripping, masturbation, showering, mutual soaping, caressing/groping, spanking, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, jaw breakers, cunnilingus, multiple-finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side, piledriver, stacked cowgirl.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; Ashli swallows Jenner's seed; London spit-swaps Evan's cum with Brynn.

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 3.00
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

  • The plot development leading up to this scene is very nicely done. The practice footage is very funny (the girls simply CANNOT play softball), the locker room stripping footage is sweet to watch, and Evan and Jenner perfectly play their roles as bumbling janitors who get very lucky! And, the girls do a nice job playing ditzy chicks, too.
  • The all-girl mutual showering/makeout session is HOT!
  • The slippery-wet sex enjoyed by London, Brynn, and Evan in the shower is superb. It must have been lots of fun during the shooting of the scene!
  • The girls' moves are consistently hot and erotic. They really know how to fuck for the camera!
  • Excellent chemistry develops within each group. London, Brynn, and Evan have tons of fun while Jenner and Ashli enjoy much edgier--almost "rough"--sex.
  • London and Brynn double-team Evan's lucky cock by sharing it using both of their mouths.
  • Lots of "love train" action develops among the threesome. The girls spend lots of time pleasuring themselves and each other while they fuck Evan.
  • Although I like the looks of all three girls, London is an absolutely adorable. I totally love her look...especially her pierced nipples and tattoos. Her insatiable sexual appetite and extremely erotic moves are damned fine, too!
  • Ashli squirts like a fire hydrant during mish and on-her-side.
  • Brynn also squirts...all over London while Brynn fucks Evan in side-saddle cowgirl.
  • Ashli's performance is very edgy and quite impressive. She even lets Jenner double-stuff her pussy with his cock and four fingers! (I wish I could show you a screen capture of it!).
  • Brynn's moves during side-saddle cowgirl are outstanding.
  • All the girls cum hard and often. London is the only one who doesn't squirt when she climaxes.
  • The pops at the end of the scene...one open mouthed/swallow cumshot and one open mouthed/cumswap pop...are excellent. These three girls really know how to handle semen!
  • Believe me...this scene is reason enough to get your hands on a copy of Bad News Bitches 4.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Ashli needs to take better care of her facial skin.
  • The lighting is often underexposed or overexposed; the videographer probably relied on the camera's auto setting.
  • The camera motions are incredibly jerky and amateurish.
  • The volume of the audio varies tremendously between the shower room and the locker room. This problem is very annoying when the video cuts back and forth between the two groups during the scene.
  • The audio editing, too, is amateurish. The director's instructions to the threesome, which should have been edited out, are audible.
  • There's definitely a transition problem (often the performers are in completely different places after an edit). And, there are times when the scene's continuity is interrupted by abrupt edits.
  • The videographer didn't compose the shots very well. Oftentimes, the performers' heads, butt cheeks, or other body parts are cut off unnecessarily.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl/threesome/anal.
Performers: Ben English, Marco Banderas, Tory Lane

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: During softball practice, Tory Lane tries her best to bat, but she just isn't any good. Bound and determined to be the best batter on the team, she asks couch Randy to get her some special tutoring. So, Randy gives her the name and contact information of a couple of his friends, Ben English and Marco Banderas. Tory gives them a call and they agree to coach her...at their gym. Tory arrives at the appointed hour at the gym for her tutoring and the guys spend a few minutes putting her through her paces on several gym machines (Tory looks fucking hot in her skimpy workout clothes while she exercises on the machines.). As you might expect, the guys soon extract their "payment" from Tory by taking both of her oh-so-willing holes. Sadly, this scene unfolds along the same line as so many less-than-adequate boy/boy/girl scenes: i.e., girl sucks dicks one at a time; girl gets fucked up the pussy while blowing the other guy's dick; girl gets fucked up the ass while sucking the other guy's dick; girl gets both holes reamed at the same time; and girl gets her face splattered with two shots of cum. Sadly, the girl's pussy is never eaten and girl never cums. End of story. Boring. And, the outcome of this so unfulfilling scene is especially sad for me because Tory Lane was one of my very first Must-See Girls in 2007. And, she tried so hard throughout the scene. But, the guys failed her. So, by my way of thinking, this scene is definitely not must-see. Sigh.

Foreplay: Caressing/groping, mutual stripping, exercise workout, masturbation, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, multiple-finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl; Cowgirl DP.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Double facial.

Sex rating: 3.00
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.80

What I Liked Most:

  • The dialog and plot development that precede the scene are well executed.
  • Tory looks fucking amazing while exercising on the gym's machines. The closeups of her clenching and un-clenching ass cheeks are excellent.
  • Tory's body looks as fucking hot as always. I especially enjoyed seeing her pert and proud firm tits bounce in reaction to the in-and-out action. And, I loved seeing her spread-wide pink pussy...it's a portal to heaven itself!
  • There are great close-ups of Tory multiple-finger-fucking herself while she gives the guys blowjobs. The close-ups are also first-class during anal sex.
  • Tory is always enthusiastic during the scene, is delightfully vocal, and gives her very best. However, the guys seem more intent on impressing each other--and their own cocks--than pleasuring Tory.
  • Tory's slobbery and gag-inducing deep-throat skills are very impressive...during both foreplay and pussy- and ass-to-mouth. She gives a wicked handjob, too.
  • Tory double-fists Ben's cock while Marco fucks her pussy in doggie.
  • Tory's hip-rotating fucking moves during anal reverse cowgirl are very erotic. She even does the fucking during cowgirl DP.
  • Unlike some porn stars who merely tolerate anal sex, Tory truly relishes it!
  • Tory does an outstanding job during conventional double-penetration (pussy/asshole) in cowgirl. It's quite impressive to see her little tight holes swallow both king-sized dicks!
  • At the end of the scene, Tory takes both loads of semen onto her face and into her mouth. She sucks both dicks dry.
  • Even though the video is sub par, the close-ups are excellent.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • As has been the case throughout this movie, the video is very poor. In this scene, the lighting is blasted out during fellatio (way too bright). The camera movements are jerky and there are too many oblique camera angles.
  • The editing is amateurish and is missing transitions from position to position and causes a loss of continuity on several occasions.
  • Tory never cums in the scene. Frankly, I don't know why girls do boy/girl/girl scenes. Very few of them ever seem to be fulfilled by this sort of sex.

What I Didn't Like:

  • The guys never eat Tory's amazing vagina. What's the matter with them? After all, there are TWO guys in the scene. You'd think ONE of them would have the decency to go down on her!

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/foot fetish.
Performers: Audrey Bitoni, T.J. Cummings

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Audrey Bitoni, who plays the rich bitch in the class, doesn't like it when the other girls make fun of her lack of softball prowess. So, she insists that her teacher, T.J. Cummings, drop by her home so that she can unload her frustrations on him...and seduce him, too. Audrey greets T.J. dressed in a Whore 101 outfit (definitely sexy stuff!) that shows off her curves and hard body to its best. Then, while snuggling up to him on a couch, she spends a bit of time whining about her alleged troubles. After a few minutes, Audrey instructs T.J. to massage her feet...with oil, no less. T.J. grudgingly agrees and is soon giving his heart and soul to the worship of Audrey's fishnet-pantyhose-clad sexy feet. As the scene progresses, Audrey repays T.J. by giving his cock an unbelievable workout with her feet (be sure to check out the photos here. After this truly remarkable foot-fetish action, Audrey does a superb job blowing and stroking T.J.'s lucky cock. But, he never reciprocates by going down on her pretty pussy. In due course, they move on to vaginal sex in a three positions and engage in some rather pedestrian in-and-out action...sex that never rewards Audrey with an orgasm. To end the scene, T.J. pops, as you might expect given the theme of the scene, on Audrey's foot. I didn't find this scene very fulfilling. Instead, it's, well, yawn! Maybe it's because I'm really not into feet. If you are, you might enjoy the scene a lot more than I did. Again, check out the screen captures and see what you think.

Foreplay: Foot massage, suckling, footjob, kissing, body licking, oil/lotion, mutual stripping, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Foot.

Sex rating: 2.80
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.10

What I Liked Most:

  • Audrey does absolutely outstanding footwork on TJ's cock.
  • Audrey shows off her world-class deep-throat and stringer techniques on T.J.'s dick during excellent fellatio.
  • As always, Audrey's thrusting, grinding, undulating, and rotating moves when she fucks in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl are the stuff of wet dreams. Whatever cock she fucks gets the ride of a lifetime!
  • Believe it or not, Audrey even does an extremely sexy job of vaginally fucking TJ while they lie on their sides in spoon!
  • The camera angles during kneeling doggie are very effective.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The camera motions are incredibly jerky and amateurish.
  • There's definitely a transition problem (often the performers are in completely different places after an edit). And, there are times when the scene's continuity is interrupted by abrupt edits.
  • The videographer didn't compose the shots very well. Oftentimes, the performers' heads, butt cheeks, or other body parts are cut off unnecessarily.
  • The audio editing is amateurish. The director's instructions to the couple, which should have been edited out, are audible.
  • Even though the foot fetish footage is hot, I'm not into feet. It's cool, to me, to play with feet during foreplay. But, this scene is primarily about Audrey's feet and their extraordinary cock-pleasing abilities. That's fine, but the actual sex doesn't really go anywhere. There's no cunnilingus, there are only three sexual positions, and Audrey never climaxes (Frankly, I don't think she can cum because I've never seen her have an orgasm in any of the dozens of her scenes that I've reviewed.). As a result, this scene rates one of the lowest "sex" scores I've awarded in a very long time. Let me know if you like this scene...I could easily be "all wet!"

What I Didn't Like:

  • I really wish Audrey would have her breast implants redone.

Scene 6

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threesome.
Performers: Kayla Carrera, Jordan Kingsley, Billy Glide.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Teammates Jordan and Kayla break into Slick's bedroom, riffle through his nightstand, and find his file of player stats and secret information. Slick's attorney, Billy Glide, catches them in the act as they peruse the proprietary data. Fearing jail time for breaking and entering, the girls soon offer to be Billy's play toys, give him a hot two-girls-on-one-dick deep-throat-intensive blowjob (check out the screen captures here), stroke his dick with their hands, and spend some time masturbating their own pussies. As the scene unfolds, the threesome moves on to vaginal sex and pleasure themselves in missionary, reverse- and side-saddle-cowgirl, doggie, and spoon. Throughout the scene, the girls do their share of the fucking using erotic and sexy moves. And, they pleasure themselves and each other, too. Toward the end of the scene, Billy pops into Kayla's mouth and then the girls cum swap and swallow. Overall, this is a very enjoyable scene...but nothing as hot as the scorching-hot sex in Scenes One, Two, and Three.

Foreplay: Masturbation, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep throat, stringers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth facial; girls cum swap.

Sex rating: 4.70
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.40

What I Liked Most:

  • The scene set up dialog is enjoyable and well played by the performers.
  • As is generally the case, I found the two-girls-to-one-guy scenario very pleasing. And, the best part is, in my mind, having two girls suck--and literally fight over--one cock at the same time. Sweet!
  • Jordan's deep-throat skills are amazing! She shows off her superior fellative skills during foreplay and pussy-to-mouth.
  • Jordan's all-natural hanging tits look super-fine when she bends over.
  • Kayla's fucking moves in reverse and side-saddle cowgirl are very nice.
  • Nice girl-on-girl action develops whenever Billy is fucking one of them. And, the girl who's not being reamed takes the opportunity to enjoy lots of pussy-to-mouth, too.
  • Kayla's body is fucking hot! I love the extensive tattoos on her back, her pretty exotic face, her erect hard nipples, and her jet-black hair. And, her firm and perky tits are nice, too.
  • The trio forms into "love trains" so that they, arranged in series, can pleasure each other. (See the screen captures here.)
  • xThe girls do a nice job "pretending" to care about Billy's pleasure while actually reading the stats in Slick's pilfered file folder.
  • Jordan cums in kneeling doggie and in mish.
  • Billy and Jordan team up to lick both of Kayla's holes.
  • The girls cum-swap and swallow Billy's load at the end of the scene.
  • The shot-from-below camera angles--especially during fellatio--are very well done.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There's a time warp problem...it's dark when the girls break into Slick's bedroom; light outside when they are discovered reading his files a couple of minutes later.
  • The camera motions are incredibly jerky and amateurish.
  • There's definitely a transition problem (often the performers are in completely different places after an edit). And, there are times when the scene's continuity is interrupted by abrupt edits.
  • The videographer didn't compose the shots very well. Oftentimes, the performers' heads, butt cheeks, or other body parts are cut off unnecessarily.
  • There are too many oblique camera angles.

Extras

An extremely small selection of Extras accompanies Bad News Bitches 4. In addition to a full-motion chapter selector, the DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains multiple chapters per scene, an 04:20 "Behind the Scenes Featurette" that is really the closing credits of the movie, and a five-minute self-running slide show. Hardly worth the effort. Two stars. 

Final Thoughts

The best things about Bad News Bitches 4 include:
  • the story, which is very engaging. In addition, the acting is very professional, given the reputation porn girls and guys have for being less-than-capable of delivering their lines! I also appreciate porn legend Nina Hartley's cameo role as president of the all-girls school. Slick Rhodes played a professional non-sex role, too.
  • the attempt to use professional locations for the scenes. However, sometimes the stock video footage that was used to transition from location to location is incongruent with the actual location used for the shoot.
  • the all girl orgy. It's to-die-for!
  • the shower scene. Watch it and you'll think you're in heaven!
  • the boy/girl/girl threesomes. There's some just so right about sharing two luscious girls at the same time!
  • Tory Lane's magnificent job playing her trailer-park-trash-girl role. And, she's an insatiable slut, taking it up the pussy, ass, and even both at once when she enjoys DPs.
  • Audrey Bitoni, who is very believable in her stuck-up bitch role. She also gives an unbelievable footjob in Scene Five.
  • the "big game" at the end of the movie. When you see how the girls "distract" their make opponents, you'll give them an "A" for effort! The "practice" footage is pretty cool, too.
  • the wardrobe...both the schoolgirl and slutty softball uniforms are sexy!
  • London Keyes. She's absolutely adorable! Ashli Orion, too, is very impressive...during both the all-girl orgy and during the shower scene (Scene Three) during which she squirts all over her male partner Jenner.

Bad News Bitches 4 could have been better if:

  • the video had been professionally shot and edited. To say that it is amateurish and a hack job is being kind. This is a case of a very cute storyline and (mostly) volcanic sex being diminished by far-less-than-adequate technical videographic skills. It's a shame that such a fine movie was so poorly shot and edited.
  • Neither Tory Lane nor Audrey Bitoni experience orgasms in their scenes (four and five, respectively).
  • There really should be more Extras. At least they could have included a Scene from Bad News Bitches 3!

Things I didn't like about Bad News Bitchesinclude:

  • Ben English and Marco Banderas neglect to eat Tory Lane's pussy in Scene Four.
Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.23
Overall video rating: 2.92
Overall audio rating: 3.58
Production values rating: 4.07

 


Dr. Jay



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