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Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 9/15/09



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Feature
Director: Will Ryder
Cast:  Alana Evans, Alexis Love, Aurora Snow, Daniel, Emma Heart, Evan Stone, Gina Lynn, James Deen, Kacey Jordan, Kris Slater, Lynn LeMay, Maya Gates, Mike Butders, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Sienna West, Teagan Presley
Length: 02:49
Condoms: None
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom free sex and the second for the members of the cast who are Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls (Teagan [2007] and Alexis Love [2008]).

Synopsis 

My good friend and colleague, Don Houston, beat me to the starting gate for Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. He watched the movie and wrote and published a superb review of the movie--even before I got a copy of the DVD! Don's review can be found here. Please read his review and then come back to this page so I can add my two cents worth!

OK. You're continuing to read. So I'm assuming you read Don's synopsis of the movie's plot and its eight hot scenes. Good. I won't take up any more of your time telling you about the plot, which is a continuation of director Will Ryder's preceding triumph, Not the Bradys. 

What I'll add to Don's review are a bit more specifics about the sex scenes and my thoughts about this very funny and very well-made spoof of the classic 1970's sitcom, The Brady Bunch.

Check out some photos of the girls in Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia here. Pay particular attention to the uber-magnificent Teagan and sweet-looking--yet not so innocent--Kacey Jordan! Enjoy!

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1
Scene Type: Solo
Performers: Teagan


Scene: While Mr. and Mrs. Brady (Alana Evans and Mike Horner) are busy planning a family vacation to New Jersey, their three girls (Teagan, Aurora Snow, and Kacey Jordan) get all excited about an ad for an amateur singing group contest that offers, to the winner, a massive $500 prize and a date with teen heart throb Danny Jones (Evan Stone). Teagan, playing the eldest Brady daughter Marcia, is absolutely in love with Danny Jones and gets giddy anticipating having dinner with him. There's a problem, however: the auditions are in just two weeks! Always a trouper, Teagan gushes, "I'll do anything to meet Danny Jones!" So, the girls quickly make plans to get a singing group ready by the audition. After the sisters finish talking, the younger Brady girls leave to go clean the garage while Teagan "dreams" of Danny Jones. Dreaming isn't exactly the word because sweet little Marcia's dream includes lots of masturbation and toy play! Once the younger girls leave the room, Teagan, dressed in psychedelic 60's clothing, sits on her bed, leans back on her colorful pillow, bares her perfectly sculpted breasts, spreads her legs wide, and begins to finger her young and "innocent" pussy with her fingers. She soon turns over onto her side and spanks her gorgeous butt cheeks, removes her thong panties, and then masturbates skillfully with her fingers. She also squeezes her erect and perky nipples. Then, she grabs a vibrator, teases her sensitive clit with its tip, frantically rubs her spread-wide labia with the toy, and then plunges it into her wet and oh-so-beautiful hole so that she can fuck herself to orgasm. Of course, she also uses her free hand to frantically stroke her clit while she reams her pussy with the toy. Teagan's magnificent body craves as much pleasure as possible. So, she quickly decides to turn the vibrator on and then again plunges it into her insatiable hole. Teagan's expert masturbation technique, during which she uses the tip of the toy to pleasure her clit and external labia and its shaft to stimulate her G-spot, gives her untold pleasure and an earth-shattering orgasm. Believe me, Teagan's solos performance ought to be linked to the Wikipedia definition of "female masturbation." I also think that this scene should be required viewing for sex-ed classes! Nobody does a better masturbation scene that Teagan, a 2007 recipient of my Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls award. Enough said! 


Foreplay: Masturbation, self spanking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Volcanically.
Pop: NA


Sex rating: 4.40
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.50


Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Gina Lynn, Kris Slater


Scene: Mr. and Mrs. Brady get their kids together for a family meeting to let them know about the upcoming trip to New Jersey in two weeks (the same time as the singing group audition). Before the family can meet, however, the parents send Cindy (Kacey Jordan) to find Greg (Mike Butders). Poor Cindy! She finds Bobby frantically masturbating in the bathroom! Indignant, yet fascinated, Cindy can't take her eyes off of very embarrassed Greg and his quivering dick. After the two swear to keep Bobby's actions a secret, the entire family gathers in the kitchen. After the Brady's tell the kids about the trip in two weeks, the kids are, shall we say, less than enthusiastic. The girls, in particular, are devastated because they've planned for the upcoming audition. Even when Marcia (Teagan) confesses that she's entered the family in the singing contest, Mr. Brady refuses to give in. So the kids get together and conspire to convince their parents to let them enter the contest. And, they discuss how to prepare for--and win--the audition. Greg (Kris Slater) knows a girl (Gina Lynn) who's a songwriter. And, her dad is the president of a record company! So, the kids agree that Greg should ask his friend for help. Greg (Kris Slater) invites Gina to the Brady house that night and finds that her help will come only at a price...a carnal one, that is! Gina convinces Kris to take her upstairs. And, after a bit of discussion about the upcoming audition, Gina, dressed in a colorful go-go outfit, kneels on the floor in front of Kris as he sits on a vibrant 70's-era couch. Soon, Kris' cock is out of his pants, at full-mast, squeezed inside Gina's fingers, and then disappears completely down her commodious throat (great POV video)! And, his balls disappear into her mouth, too! In due course, Gina asks Kris if he wants to be inside her. Who wouldn't? So, she has him sit on the couch, has him help strip off her clothes (Gina's body, as always, is FINE!), straddles him in reverse cowgirl, guides his cock into her juicy bald vagina, and fucks him enthusiastically with very erotic moves as he matches her strokes with his and rubs his hands all over her hard and ripe body (especially her mammoth breasts). Gina's body soon rewards them with a very pleasurable orgasm. Afterward, Gina lifts herself off Kris' cock, briefly strokes it with her hands, and then again mounts and fucks him in reverse. As the scene progresses, Gina kneels on the couch in doggie and invites Kris to fuck her from behind. Of course, he willingly complies and is soon happily pistoning in-and-out of her juicy cunt as sweat covers her shapely flesh and squeals of delight pour from her mouth (great camera angles and close-ups). Later, after a break for pussy-to-mouth, they spend some time in standing doggie (both Gina and Kris squeeze her erect nipples while he fucks her pussy). Next, Kris slips behind Gina as she lies on the couch and then reams her vagina spoon style while she encourages his lust with naughty vocabulary. As always, this position is first-rate for us to savor Gina's hard and shapely body...especially her engorged labia that flap open and closed in sync with Kris' stokes. After a while, Gina straddles Kris and fucks him with extremely sexy moves while we savor her beefy and sweat-covered ass. Before young Kris' sex lesson with Gina comes to an end, he gets a chance to pound her in missionary (nice chemistry develops between them) while she keeps her fingers busy by stroking her clit and pink labia. To finish up, Kris splatters Gina's face, gorgeous blond hair, and tongue with his semen. "What a big load you have!" she coos. True enough! She uses her fingers to scrape wayward cum into her mouth and then sucks him dry. This is a solid scene that, unfortunately, lacks any sort of cunnilingus, finger-fucking, or other pussy worship outside of fucking. I seriously question any guy who doesn't go down on his woman's pussy to eat it! Too bad. 


Foreplay: Handjob, fellatio, deep throat, stringers, balls gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth.


Sex rating: 4.05
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 5.00 


Scene 3

Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Alexis Love, Aurora Snow

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Scene: Little-by-little, the kids and Mrs. Brady work on Mr. Brady to convince him to forget about the family vacation to New Jersey and let the kids audition for the talent contest. However, their initiative takes a big step backward when Mr. Brady receives a letter from the contest that asserts the Marcia (Teagan) submitted a pair of worn panties and a "shockingly-explicit letter" to Danny Jones with her application for the contest. The panties and naughty letter are also included in the envelope. Of course, dad blows his fuse and interrogates Marcia, who is actually innocent. Even though Marcia protests, she gets grounded for a month. After receiving such an unexpected and unfair blow, Marcia huddles with her sisters and girlfriend Alexis Love (2008 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl). The girls believe in Marcia's innocence and promise to help her find out who sent the panties and explicit letter. Speaking of the letter, Jan (Aurora Snow) reads the deliciously naughty letter aloud to the girls and, in doing so, grosses everybody out--and turns Alexis on! Marcia and Cindy leave the room to go for a walk and, as soon as they're out of earshot, Alexis confesses, "Oh my God! That letter got me so hot!" Jan (Aurora Snow) replies, "Yeah. I'm all wet down there!" So, the two girls decide to "experiment!" Oh, yeah! Giggling sweetly, they kiss tenderly, caress and lick each other, squeeze and suckle each other's tits, undress each other, and develop excellent chemistry. Soon, Alexis is nearly naked and leaning back on the bed in missionary so that lusty Aurora can hungrily eat, finger fuck, and tongue fuck her beautiful pink pussy and stroke her clit and spread-wide labia. Aurora also tongue- and finger-fucks Alexis' pussy--and spanks her pretty ass cheeks--while she kneels in doggie (nice camera work). Later, after a transition-less edit, Aurora lies in missionary and spreads her legs wide so that Alexis can ravenously eat her pussy and suckle her clit. Alexis' fine cunnilingus and finger-fucking techniques make Aurora's body heave and her back arch with pleasure. As the scene continues to unfold, Aurora coos, "Do you wanna try toys?" Alexis is surprised, but up to the challenge. So, after Aurora grabs two dildos from her nightstand drawer, Alexis picks the pink one and lets Aurora play with the blue one. The girls give the lucky toys fellatio and then Aurora coats them up with a healthy coating of lube. Aurora also moistens Alexis' labia with the lube before Alexis inches the toy deep inside her own pussy. Alexis masturbates with increasing intensity and Aurora watches and kisses her flesh. Eventually, Aurora grabs the toy and uses it to ream Alexis' pussy while Alexis pleasures her own tits and clit with her fingers. And, Alexis uses sexy moves to fuck the toy back while talking deliciously nasty. Aurora gives Alexis a sweet orgasm...and then one of their brother Greg's friends, Scott Lyons, knocks on the bedroom door and barges in. (Scene Four follows immediately.) 


Foreplay: Kissing, body licking, titty sucking and squeezing, mutual stripping, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: NA.


Sex rating: 4.30
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30


Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threesome
Performers: Alexis Love, Aurora Snow, Scott Lyons


Scene: Note: Continued from Scene Three. When Scott barges into the girls' bedroom by mistake (he's looking for Greg), he, of course, spies the two deliciously nude girls just as Alexis finishes cumming. The girls, mortified, try to cover themselves...to little avail...and order Scott to leave. Scott begs to be allowed to stay and watch, and the girls soon agree: "You can jump in!" Believe me, he needs no further invitation. Within seconds, the girls have Scott's dick out of his jeans and into their insatiable mouths and talented hands. Don't you love it when two girls suck one dick? The girls soon strip Scott naked and then continue to suck and stroke his spit-soaked cock and gobble his balls. And, they spend some time kissing each other, too. In fact, the girls develop some pretty hot chemistry as they blow Scott. Alexis, the more adventurous of the two girls, eventually sits on--and fucks--Scott's face while Aurora continues to please him with fellatio. Scott does a very nice job of cunnilingus and finger- and tongue-fucking and soon has lovely Alexis squirming with pleasure. In due course, the girls change positions so that Aurora can fuck Scott's face while Alexis sucks, strokes, and then fucks his cock in reverse. While Alexis uses incredibly sexy moves to fuck Scott's cock with her very juicy pussy, she jacks her own clit and suckles Aurora's perky nipples. Aurora, too, gets into the act by pleasing Alexis with her hands, tongue, and mouth. As the scene unfolds, Alexis realizes that Aurora's pussy needs to be stuffed. So, she lifts herself off of Scott, lets Aurora suck her juices off of his rod, joins with Aurora for a little two-girls-on-one-cock fellatio, has Aurora kneel in doggie, and then straddles Aurora's back so that Scott can take turns fucking both pussies round-robin-style in "stacked" doggie. Sweet! Believe me, Scott's in heaven as he pounds one pussy after another and enjoys the sight of two super-fine--and genuinely lusty--female bodies. Later, inventive Alexis sits on Aurora's ass, while Aurora's still in kneeling doggie, and lets Scott alternate between her pussy (in mish) and Aurora's (in doggie). This unique position is wonderful to see and must be even better from Scott's perspective! Meanwhile, torrents of delightfully naughty words pour from amazing Alexis' mouth. Scott makes Aurora cum in doggie (her orgasm causes her arms to flail around uncontrollably) and then Alexis gets a round of reverse cowgirl fucking. After Aurora helps guide Scott's penis into Alexis' soaking wet cunt, Alexis again shows off her to-die-for moves as she pounds and grinds Scott fast and deep. Throughout this segment, Aurora keeps herself busy spanking, caressing, spanking, kissing, and squeezing Alexis' flesh and by performing pussy-to-mouth on Scott's dick. Next, Aurora gets to show off her moves when she mounts, fucks, and grinds Scott in cowgirl. Meanwhile, Alexis does pussy-to-mouth and pleasures both Aurora and Scott with her hands, lips, and tongue. As the scene draws to a close, Scott fucks Alexis to orgasm in missionary. Afterward, she begs him: "I want you to cum on my face!" So, he pounds he even faster until he's ready to pop. At the last second, Scott pulls out and the girls rush to position their mouths at the tip of his cock as he jacks himself to ejaculation. He splatters his semen on both girls' mouths and smiling faces. They then cumswap and suck him dry. Great scene! 


Foreplay: Kissing, body licking, tit sucking, handjob, fellatio, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, "stacked" doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth.


Sex rating: 4.75
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.30


Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threeway
Performers: Maya Gates, Emma Heart, James Deen


Scene: During about seven minutes of story development, a funny sub-plot related to the Bradys' plumbing begins to unfold, Marcia again insists that she's innocent, the Brady parents agree to discuss Marcia's grounding, and Sam the butcher (Ron Jeremy) slips Alice "the beef" (including titty fondling and a cooking-oil-lubricated handjob). Then, one of Peter's (James Deen) girlfriends (Emma Heart) drops by the Brady house so that he can help her with her dad's city council campaign. Cute blond Emma brings with her exotic-looking and raven-haired Pauline (Maya Gates), a foreign-exchange student form Europe. After a brief conversation with the Brady parents, the girls head inside the house to find Peter (James Deen). The girls walk into the boys' room and find him practicing his musical rhythms by drumming on his mattress. Peter, excited about the city council race, jabbers on and on about posters and such. The girls, however, want nothing to do with politics. Instead, they want his cock! "Forget my dad's fucking campaign! Lorraine and I want exactly what you gave Pauline and Brenda!" The two girls surround James, promise not to tell, and begin to caress and kiss him. James responds with his own caresses, helps the girls out of their tops, suckles and squeezes their pretty all-natural and young tits, and kisses their mouths. The girls, too, kiss and caress each other's flesh. James soon gets the girls out of their pants, fingers and eagerly eats Maya's pussy, and enjoys watching the two pretty girls make out with each other. Of course, the girls also stuff their mouths with his fully-erect and titanium-hard penis, too. They also gobble his balls, deep-throat and gag on him, make stringers, and please his dick with their hands (Maya, in particular, is a great cocksucker!). Maya gets the honor of having her pussy stuffed first. James stands, turns Maya so that she stands facing away from him and, after Emma helps guide his cock into Maya's pussy, he fucks her balls deep. While James pounds Maya in this unusual and very attractive position, Emma keeps her fingers busy by jacking Maya's very erect clit (nice chemistry develops between the three). Maya, obviously a passionate fuck, reacts by groaning happily, by talking nasty, by fucking back, and by French kissing James' mouth. During this segment, Emma performs pussy-to-mouth on James' dick while he rewards her by pulling on her long blond hair. Maya, too, gets to gobble her girl-juice off of James' rod. Then, James and Emma transition to doggie so that he can ream her delectable spit-lubed cunt and spank her pretty and bouncing butt cheeks from behind. Emma reacts by squealing with delight as her perfect natural tits bounce and gyrate delightfully. Meanwhile, James and Maya exchange tongues. As the scene continues, Emma sucks James' cock clean and then Maya gets her second turn-at-dick when she mounts James in reverse cowgirl so the two can frantically fuck each other while the two girls share kisses and caresses. "I love your dick!" exclaims Maya! She must, because her fucking moves are so fast and frantic that her pussy literally blurs on the screen as she and James work her pussy inexorably toward orgasm (great close-ups). After Maya cums, she sucks James' cock clean and then Maya kneels in doggie so she can be fucked from behind. While James pounds Maya's cunt and spanks her fine ass cheeks, she, in turn, ravenously eats Emma's pretty pussy. Soon, Maya and James transition to spoon, a great position to savor Maya's fine body and to watch the two girls make out with each other. James makes Maya climax again and then James asks the girls to change places so that he can make Emma cum, too. Wait until you see Emma's lust-engorged labia as James penetrates and fucks her bald vagina in spoon! Sweet! James is true to his word and gives Emma a world-class orgasm. Then, it's Maya's turn again...this time, James pounds her as she lies on her side and enjoys the feel of Emma's hands all over her body (James gapes Maya's pussy for us during this segment). Before James explodes, he gets to redline-speed-fuck Emma's pussy in reverse cowgirl to work himself up to ejaculation (her puffy labia and her dancing all-natural tits are gorgeous!). At the last second, James pulls out and the girls drop to their knees to receive his load on their faces. As the girls kneel cheek-to-cheek, James pumps his semen equally into both smiling mouths as the girls giggle with delight. The girls cumswap several times. But, sadly, Maya spits out his semen after they're done swapping. Maya's action, in my mind, nearly wrecked a very good scene. It is disrespectful to spit out semen, girls! 


Foreplay: Kissing, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio deep-throat, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, standing reverse cowgirl.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth: girls cum swap then spit out.


Sex rating: 4.20
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.50


Scene 6

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Sienna West, Mike Butders


Scene: Mrs. West (Sienna West), from the local PTA, calls to tell Mrs. Brady about some lewd behavior problems she's had with Lou the plumber (who worked on the Brady's kitchen sink before Scene Five). During the conversation, Mrs. West, a widow, asks for Bobby (Mike Butders) to come to her house to pick up some papers. Mrs. Brady, na´ve to the core, readily agrees to send Bobby. Of course, cougar Sienna wants Bobby and his cock and really had no interest whatsoever in delivering papers to Mrs. Brady. When Mike (playing Bobby) gets to Sienna's house, she ushers him in, curls up on the couch with him, and orders him to take his clothes off in a Freudian slip-of-the-tongue. She backpedals quickly, but soon gets to the point: "Bobby, have you ever been with a woman?" When Mike confesses to "doing Katy" a few months back, Sienna clarifies: "No, she's a girl. I'm talkin' about a WOMAN like me!" Mike tries to resist, but Sienna won't give up and begins to kiss him and says, "I'm gonna teach you things you can't learn in school!" She slides down to the floor between his legs, opens his pants, pulls down his shorts, licks his already-hard dick, squeezes it with her fingers, and soon has it deep in her insatiable mouth (lots of jawbreakers). Meanwhile, she fondles her own big and bountiful boobs, releases them from the bondage of her shirt and bra, and squeezes them while she continues to intently blow Mike's penis (there's some hot POV footage that features intense eye contact with us). "So, Bobby," she asks eventually, "have you ever eaten any pussy before?" "No," he responds. "There's a first time for everything," she coos. Then, she proceeds to give Bobby (James) one of the most important step-by-step lessons a man can ever learn. That is, how to eat a woman to ecstasy! Mike's a quick learner and soon has lusty Sienna squirming with delight while she rewards him with enthusiastic coos and naughty words. Soon, Sienna instructs Mike to sit back on the couch. She then straddles him in reverse cowgirl, slides his rod into her wet pussy, and then fucks and grinds him balls deep as her mammoth tits bounce delightfully and her fingers stroke her sensitive clit. Meanwhile, Mike grabs handfuls of Sienna's flesh and squeezes it lustily. Soon, Mike takes over and thrusts balls-deep in-and-out of Sienna's pussy. As the scene unfolds, Mike gets a chance to fuck Sienna fast and deep in mish; (Sienna and Mike fondle her big bouncing boobs; she strokes her own erect clit); on-her-side; in spoon (they kiss while Mike reams her and squeezes her tits); and in kneeling doggie (her sweat-soaked body gleams beautifully after she cums). After Sienna's orgasm, she demands, "I want you to blow that load in my mouth!" Obviously in agreement, Mike pounds her harder than ever, pulls out, and shoots his load all over her pretty face, eyes, and hair and into her mouth. Temporarily blinded by semen, Sienna reaches for--and finds--Mike's cock with her hand and then milks and sucks it dry. 


Foreplay: Kissing, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, jawbreakers, stringers, cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Once.
Pop: Open mouth.


Sex rating: 4.45
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.70


Scene 7

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Kacey Jordan, Daniel 


Scene: The Brady family learns that Marcia is, indeed, innocent of all charges related to sending per panties and a naughty letter to Danny Jones. Truth be told, their perverted plumber, Lou, is responsible. Daddy Brady apologizes to Marcia and all is quickly forgiven. Even better, daddy lets the kids enter the singing competition. All the family members leave to practice their act...except not-so-innocent little Cindy, who volunteers to wait at home for a messenger to bring a cassette tape from Greg's friend (Gina Lynn). When the messenger, Daniel, arrives, little virgin Cindy (Kacey Jordan), her hair in curls, wastes very little time and soon gets her tender young virgin pussy stuffed with Daniel's rod. Daniel tears off Kacey's clothes as she lies on a blanket atop the backyard grass, kisses and licks her butt, spreads her legs, and immediately attacks the prettiest pussy in the business with his lusty tongue. Yes, since Brittney Skye retired, Kacey Jordan has the prettiest pussy in all of porn. Her puffy and fleshy labia are absolutely breathtaking! Daniel takes full advantage of Kacey's magnificent pussy and does an extremely good job of cunnilingus. Even better, the two of them enjoy hot and sexy 69 as they mutually eat each other. Kacey also blows Daniel's rod while she kneels in front of him as he stands on the grass (nice jawbreakers, balls suckling, POV footage, and lots of drool, too). When Kacey and Daniel are ready to move on to sex, Kacey lies on the blanket in mish, splays her legs, and enjoys having her pretty pussy pounded by Daniel. Kacey's cute body responds to Daniel's actions by cooing sweetly and by glistening with sweat. And, her fingers respond by stroking her clit. After a brief respite, during which Daniel kisses Kacey's pussy and butt, the two transition to spoon so Daniel can piston in-and-out of Kacey's vagina from behind while using his hands to feverishly jack her clit. Kacey, too, fingers her clit and, in doing so, helps make herself cum sweetly (Kacey plays "innocent" Cindy to a tee!). Next, Kacey sits on Daniel in reverse cowgirl and leans back on his chest so that he can powerfully thrust in-and-out of her at redline speed. This position gives us a great view of what I consider to be one of the hottest bodies--and certainly the prettiest pussy--in porn. It also allows Daniel to reach around and stroke Kacey's swollen clit. In due course, Kacey, who obviously learns fast, takes over the fucking action and eagerly tosses her hot little body up and down on Daniel's cock while he grabs and squeezes her ass cheeks. Kacey experiences another sweet orgasm and then she bends over into standing doggie so Daniel can ream her from behind while she coos with first-time pleasure (superb POV action highlights Kacey's magnificent swollen labia as they swallow Daniel's entire penis). Before this sweet virginal scene comes to a close, Kacey gets to show off her newfound fucking moves and practice riding a pistoning stallion in cowgirl (her super-soaked pussy sloshes delightfully). Then, to finish up, Daniel fucks Kacey ever faster and, at the last second, pulls out to shower his semen all over her cute face and into her wide-open mouth. Unfortunately, darling little Kacey, perhaps too virgin to know better, spits out Daniel's semen before sucking him dry. Although I generally take points off for spitting, given the "virgin" nature of this scene, I'll let it slide. Girls: DON'T SPIT OUT CUM! 


Foreplay: Hair pulling, handjob fellatio, jawbreakers, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, 69.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.


Sex rating: 4.35
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.50


Scene 8

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Teagan Presley, Evan Stone


Scene Set-up: After frantically preparing for their audition, the Bradys arrive at a TV station for their audition. Marcia (Teagan) just about jumps out of her skin when she spies her idol, Danny Jones (Evan Stone), arrive to emcee the show. When Danny introduces "Marcia and the Squares," the kids bound to the stage and do their act (obviously lip-synched to the cassette that Daniel delivered to Kacey in Scene Seven). Danny gets SO into the act that he actually joins in and ends up ruining the kids' song with way-inappropriate guitar riffs. Marcia and the Squares don't win the contest. But, Danny Jones calls the Brady house and asks to visit Marcia at school. So, as Marcia (Teagan), Emma Heart, and Maya Gates are changing out of their cheerleader outfits after practice, Danny Jones (Evan) barges into the girls' locker room, introduces himself to the star-struck girls, and then asks Maya and Emma to excuse themselves. Once they're alone, Teagan gushes, "I've been in love with you since the first time I heard you on the radio!" Evan flirts unabashedly with Teagan and hurls out his best pick up lines. And, of course, Teagan eats up every word and readily agrees to let him kiss her. Kissing leads to hugging and caressing. And, Teagan's perfectly sculpted breasts are soon released from her bra and cheerleader top by Evan's practiced hands so that he can knead them while reaching his hand into her skirt so he can play with her pussy. Very quickly, Evan's on his back atop a bench so that brazen Teagan can straddle and fuck his face with her panty-less pussy. As always, Evan does a first-class job of cunnilingus and, as a result, makes Teagan pant and groan while she grinds her cunt against his face. Evan so enjoys eating Teagan's tasty twat that he continues cunnilingus when she lays on top of the bench. Even better, his technique makes her climax even before he penetrates her! After Teagan cums sweetly, she repays Evan by greedily sucking and stroking his fully erect cock while he strips off his pants, squeezes her perky boobs, pulls her hair, and encourages her with nasty talk. Then, lucky Evan gets to fuck Teagan's cleavage! After a bit more increasingly fervent and stringer-intensive fellatio, Evan challenges Teagan: "If you really love me, you'll let me fuck you!" Smilingly brilliantly, Teagan nods her consent. Then, she hikes up her cute cheerleader skirt, bares her pussy, and lies back on the bench in mish so that Evan can fuck her while towering above her. While Evan reams her pussy, he reaches down and jacks her clit. And, he gapes her fantastic pussy for us and encourages her lust with lots of nasty talk. Teagan responds volcanically as her body heaves and arches powerfully. She even fucks back vigorously as her pleasure builds to climax (outstanding chemistry develops between them). After taking a brief break for pussy-to-mouth, Teagan removes her skirt, bends over into standing doggie, shows off her ass, fucks Evan's rod with her ass cleavage, and then enjoys a passionate reaming that leaves her speechless. And, her subsequent orgasm leaves her breathless! Even so, Evan continues to fuck Teagan's pussy as the pleasure of repeated orgasms course through her fabulous flesh. He even takes an opportunity to eat the juice out of her pussy! As this outstanding scene continues to unfold, Evan lies on the bench and then Teagan mounts and fucks him in reverse with absolutely incredible moves that reward her with orgasms too numerous to count. Before they finish up, Evan takes another chance to pound Teagan to climax in mish while reaching down to squeeze her in-your-face and very proud tits. He pounds her until the last possible second. Then, as she jumps off the bench to catch his semen with her face, she knocks over the bench (nice laugh track audio as Teagan quickly recovers). Teagan, giggling at the absurdity of it all, still manages to catch most of Evan's cum on her face and on her chest. Then, after her giggles subside, she sucks him dry. Excellent...like every Teagan scene. 


Foreplay: Kissing, tit squeezing and fucking, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, stringers, cunnilingus, tongue fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, modified standing doggie (90˚ angle).
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Often.
Pop: Open mouth.


Sex rating: 4.65
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 5.00

 

Extras

 

An extensive array of Extras makes this single DVD-9 a real keeper. From the Main menu, you can choose "Play Movie" or "Select A Star" to choose a particular girl's scene. The "Select A Star" also gives you complete access to subsets of a scene, such as "Intro," "Blowjob," "Sex," and "Cumshot." There's also an animated full-motion chapter selector that allows you to jump to a chosen scene. From the Main Menu, select "Special Features" to bring up a secondary menu chock full of behind-the-scenes featurettes, trailers, and a slide show. The best extras are the funny Behind the Scenes featurettes. "BTS Part #1," which lasts 31 minutes, highlights hairstyling; make-up; wardrobe; still photo shoots; impromptu interviews of director, cast, and crew; rehearsals (nice special effects video displays nine windows of rehearsal sequences at a time--like the original Bradys opening sequence); lots of topless and naked girls; behind-the-camera footage of the videotaping; and food breaks. "BTS Part #2," (26 minutes) and "BTS Part #3" (22 minutes) include more of the same type of content as "BTS Part #1," but highlight the shooting of different scenes. There is also an 18+ minute Director/Producer "Video Travelogue" and a 16+ minute featurette called "Lights! Camera! On Set Action!" Although this array of Extras is not as extensive as those found in multi-DVD sets, it is still way above average. 4.5 stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia include:

  • Teagan. She shines in every movie in which she appears. She does an admirable job taking over from the original Marcia featured in Not The Brady's XXX (Hillary Scott). In addition, her acting skills bring out the naughty-and-nice nature of her character. And, she's a Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl (2007). Nobody's prettier or hotter.
  • the rest of the female cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must See Girl Alexis Love (2008), busty superstar Gina Lynn, unsung-siren Aurora Snow, and other hot cuties.
  • the authenticity of the 70's-theme sets and props. Obviously, the director and crew worked hard to make the movie "feel" like the original sitcom.
  • the musical soundtrack. Director Will Ryder puts his heart and soul into his soundtracks and even plays some of the instruments. In this case, the music sounds close to, but not the same as, the original sit-com's soundtrack. There's also a laugh track that appears in all the right places.
  • the boy/girl/girl threesomes. There's simply nothing better than having more than one girl at a time!
  • the strong technical aspects of the movie...both the audio and the video are first class.

Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia could have been better if:

  • Alana Evans (Mrs. Brady) had been in a sex scene. I love Alana and enjoyed her non-sex role as "mom." But, I'd prefer to see her naked and fucking!
  • Kris Slater had eaten Gina Lynn's pussy in Scene Two.

Things I didn't like about Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia include:

  • Maya Gates' and Kacey Jordan's unfortunate decisions to spit out semen in Scenes Five and Seven. It's SO disrespectful to spit out cum, girls!
Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.40
Overall video rating: 4.88
Overall audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.60

Dr. Jay



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