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Golden Globes: Big Titty MILFs


Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/16/09



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Golden Globes: Big Titty MILFs

Zero Tolerance

Genre: MILF, Large Breasts


Director: Mick Blue

Cast: Dyanna Lauren, James Deen, Devon Lee, Mark Wood, Julia Ann, Mick Blue, Francesca Le, Lisa Ann, Marco Banderas

Length: 143:00 minutes

Dyanna Lauren

Date of Production: 2009

Extras: The best extra was the 12:32 minute long Behind the Scenes feature where Mick interviewed some of the gals (Dyanna, Francesca, and Lisa), showed some extra flesh, and otherwise goofed around with the cast. The rest of the batch was standard including a photogallery, some trailers, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes.

Condoms: None

Devon Lee

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Audio/Video Quality: Golden Globes: Big Titty MILFs was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mick Blue for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480i resolution. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain like most of Mick's works in the past, but there was a deliberate soft focus at work here, one I can't say I cared much for. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I got the impression that Mick spent plenty of time to use the camera angles to enhance the looks of the nicely made up ladies. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 3.9 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it, the opening tease sessions looking like they were much lower resolution and frame rate for some reason. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes, but that soft focus approach did not help the production look at top notch as some of Mick's peer, Mike Quasar's productions look of late. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot (there was no secondary track in Spanish this time for those who care). There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.

Julia Ann

Body of Review: Mick Blue is one of the nicest guys in porn these days, currently directing for Zero Tolerance and its sister companies. His work is not known for technical perfection so much as the manner in which the couples tend to share some chemistry together, elevating the replay value of his work much of the time. His latest winner is called Golden Globes: Big Titty MILFs, a tribute not only to curvy older women (often miscategorized as "MILFs") but women of experience with large breasts that men love watching. The big draw this time was not a single lady wither but a cast filled with women such as popular Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, and Francesca Le, another scene starring welcome comeback gal Dyanna Lauren and frisky Devon Lee fleshing out the pack. The box cover stated the show like this: ""And the Golden Globes go to...YOU!" That's right, we've combined 2 of XXX's hottest genres - MILFs and Big Boobs - for you to have a schlong-spanking good time with! Not only are our MILFs drop-dead gorgeous and hungry for cock but they have big, beautiful and bodacious boobs! Suck em'...fuck em'...do what you want with them 'cause all these cock-sucking, pussy-spreading older broads want to do is please you!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Francesca Le

Scene One: Dyanna Lauren, a curvy blond in her latest comeback (as seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover), was up first as she stripped in a living room converted to a pole dancer's dream. She wore a neon pink & black corset, black panties, and stripper shoes, working the pole to some light music before it stopped and she began to employ some dirty talk. Her hands looked really old (sorry, tell the crew not to zoom in on them) but the rest of her was quite fit for her age and a welcome sight for fans. The tease over, she walked through the house to encounter James Deen, the cougar kissing him as he aggressively made his move. His titty play led to her blowing him actively, the vaginal ride that followed nearly as active with some titty fucking to boot. While I really didn't see any personal chemistry this time, they did appear to have some attraction towards one another, her puffy pussy engorged with blood. The scene ended with a powerful titty fuck, Dyanna licking the tip of his pecker as he pounded her breasts with her begging for his genetic juice. Sadly, it was a small wad to speak of.

Lisa Ann

Scene Two: Devon Lee, the gal in the middle of the pack on the front cover, stripping out of her generic black bra and panties ever so slowly to the music before some vocal time playing with herself was shown. She ended up with Mark Wood so there was no cougar dynamic going on, her talented mouth sucking the life right out of his cock and her breasts rubbing some pre-cum from his head. She was an active vaginal ride but the camerawork was not up to snuff, even the resolution weaker than expected. With some intermittent oral between positions, the mechanical bout of boning resulted in her getting off the couch to kneel before him, Mark jerking off a modest load of population pudding.

Scene Three: Julia Ann, a gorgeous blond with some new highlights (as seen in her cover shot, second from the left on the back row), was next as she followed the formula outside of the house in her purple trimmed bikini undies. I've always adored this lady and she is welcome in any title I review (or in any bedroom I sleep in), her tease leading to a short solo act before studly Mick Blue ended up working with her. Mick is one of the nicest guys in the industry and a solid choice to work with the legend herself, Julia moving inside to the couch where she began inhaling his knob seductively. As with the other scenes, this included a wealth of titty play that included some titty fucking, the initial camera angle done in POV before he wanted to concentrate on pounding her pussy hard. They kissed and he massaged her clitoris as they fucked, some breathless words exchanged during the romp. They continued giving each other eye contact too, various positions leading to his nut landing all over her chest. In terms of energy and chemistry, it was the best of the movie.

Scene Four: Francesca Le, the dark haired lady seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up next as she stripped out of her black patterned outfit in the huge bathroom, the frame rate such that it could have been shot for a low grade internet website. Still, she looked smoking hot and ready to rumble, Mick Blue again claiming the cream of the crop for himself as the pair engaged each other in a very enthusiastic romp. She left the bathroom with a toy but found a better one to play with in the form of Mick, the guy sprawled out on a couch as she licked his feet and then worked her way up to his dick. The passionate hummer was among the best of the batch here, Mick complying with her request to fuck her pussy as she positioned herself to receive him. Her vocals were over the top and a bit much but she was an active rider and despite a lack of chemistry between them, they seemed to have some fun right up until he bust a load of spew onto her chest.

Scene Five: Lisa Ann, the busty brunette seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up last in a scene with Marco Banderas. She gyrated in her bra and thong while in the other bathroom, the same formula followed as she showed off her assets painfully slowly. Unlike the others though, she was completely naked when diddling herself, some added eye contact with the camera provided until she walked into the bedroom to smother Marco with her titties. They kissed and caressed, Marco deliberately allowing her to remain in charge of the action. Her blowjob was sweet and she assisted it with some hand to gland combat, rubbing his pecker on her tits until the titty fuck led to a short vaginal plowing that milked his first load onto her ass cheek. Lisa wasn't done with him yet though, mounting him on the bed to ride for a second pop shot, a few positions of moderately active riding leading to a titty pop.

Summary: Golden Globes: Big Titty MILFs by director Mick Blue for Zero Tolerance was full of some top notch talent possessing not only the requisite MILF credentials but wonderfully full breasts as well but the technical aspects and limited formula held back most of their performances to the point where I have to suggest this as a Rent It despite my personal attraction to most of the women. In short, Golden Globes: Big Titty MILFs had the kind of women and action it advertised, I just wish there had been more consistent passion by the ladies to make it a better fuck flick.


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