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13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers #9

Studio: Madness Pictures » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 9/19/09

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

2009, 135 minutes, plus extras
No director credited
With: Emma Heart, Aurora Snow, Eva Ellington, Kenzi Marie, London Keyes, Ashley St. Claire, Ziggy, Kiera King, Rachel Luv, Aza Haze, Kaci Starr, Jordan Kingsley, Nikki Sweet

The ninth edition of this orally intense series doesn't quite hit it out of the park, but does make solid mouth/cock contact. Each of the 13 girls -- ranging from buxom to rail thin, cute and sweet to rough and slutty --  tells how much she loves sucking cock, or what makes her so good at it, then strips and crawls over to a guy sitting in a chair. All we see of each guy is basically his cock as the camera holds close -- sometimes extremely close -- on the girl as she goes down.

The girls, in order of appearance:

Emma Heart -- A 20-year-old bubbly, brown-eyed blonde (and the DVD's cover girl). Small-breasted but big butted.

Aurora Snow -- The young porn veteran is sporting darker hair than in the past, but displays the same winning charm.

Eva Ellington -- A dark-haired, dark-eyed 19-year-old with a tight, curveless body of the Amy Winehouse variety. An enthusiastic cocksucker.

Kenzi Marie -- One of the disc's highlights; Kenzi is a blonde, inflated-boob beauty of the type often seen in Playboy centerfolds. She claims she can deep-throat, and goes on to prove it.

London Keyes -- A dark, exotic-looking girl with pierced nips and tongue. She's genuinely enthusiastic.

Ashley St. Claire -- Cute black girl with an outstanding butt and a down-and-dirty attitude.

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Ziggy -- A pretty, 20-year-old, blue-eyed blonde from Sweden with nice natural tits. She gets her guy to cum in her mouth, and she swallows every drop.

Kiera King -- Another natural beauty, a blue-eyed brunette with a pleasing body. Kiera claims to love giving head even more than receiving it.

Rachel Luv -- A long, lean blonde with bangs and thin dark eyebrows, Rachel would not be out of a place in a 1950s Ed Wood horror extravaganza, right down to the overacting. "I want your cum!" she shouts, but when she gets it, she slyly spits it out into her hand.

Aza Haze -- This adorable, refreshingly messy brunette from Michigan loves "having people watch me." And like watching we do indeed; a little dental work could make her even more appealing.

Kaci Starr -- A very cute, not-skinny brunette with killer dimples and a sloppy b.j. approach. When the guy pops in her mouth, she suppresses a gag in order to keep the spew from flying out, the better to swish it around with a ton of spit for a fabulously fluid climax.

Jordan Kingsley -- Yet another natural blonde beauty, and very well spoken. She gets to enjoy a big, uncut dong.

Nikki Sweet -- A pretty Sarah Jessica Parker type, with blonde hair and green eyes. She doesn't say much, but her mouth still does all the talking.

                                                        THE DVD

The director keeps the central park of the action -- the blow job -- front and center most of the time, with the camera held remarkably close on many of the girls. The crystal-clear HD picture (in 16:9 widescreen), however, can reveal a girl's every little blemish.

The main menu is still-frame, while the chapter menus offer full-motion, girl-identifying action. The easy to navigate disc has no fewer than 76 chapter cues to make this two-and-a-quarter-hour main program more manageable.

Extras include a standard slide show, trailers for six other Madness Pictures titles, bloopers and "naked jokes," in which the girls are fed corny one-liners and deliver them with varying degrees of success. (Rachel Luv doesn't seem to know what a joke is, and she totally bungles the timing of the one she's given.)


                                                 THE LAST WORD

Most of the girls here are worthy of attention, but there's something a little uninspired about the whole affair. Yes, fans of watching young women give head will get their money's worth, but most of the ladies here, while game, have to try too hard to get the jizz to spurt. Yeah, that's what it sometimes takes in porn, but most viewers would prefer not to see the sweat behind the heat.



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