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Rascal A Toy Story

Studio: Channel 1 Releasing » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 9/19/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Production Date: April 2009

Directed By: Chi Chi LaRue


Blake Riley, Johnny Hazzard, Jeremy Bilding , Rod Daily, Jackson Lawless, Lance Howard, Manny Max, and Drake Riley

Runtime N Rubbers: 1 Hour and 27 Minutes. Yes

Scene One:

Blake Riley

Drake Riley (good-looking with short black hair and a toned/lightly hairy body) shops in a brightly-colored adult store thumbing thought the dildos, butt plugs, and various goodies of pleasure. He selects the "Blake Riley Cyberskin 7X Vibrating Ass" and high-tails it home to get down. In bed and wearing only a red jockstrap, Drake fingers that fake bunghole while rubbing his bulging crotch making the purple knob of his stiff clipped cock peek out. Lost in fantasy Drake imagines that Blake Riley (good-looking with short dark brown hair, toned/lightly hairy body, and tattoos) is there to get it on. The dudes kiss with deep wet tongues while fondling one another's baskets leading Blake to chow down on his new buddy's straining cock cramming it all the way with some excellent deep throat skills.

Blake makes frantic oral love to that throbbing gristle much to Drake's delight. That fake butt is still on the bed and Blake begins diddling it lending a new meaning to "go fuck yourself"! Ha! Blake yanks his jockstrap off releasing his hard clipped boner and feeds it to Drake who is obviously starved for tasty man-pork. The viewer will be able to see Drake's hairy butt crack, gooch, and balls as he fucks Drake's willing face. Blake lies back in bed and lets Drake munch down on his tight hairy asshole with some okay camera shots of the rimming. Dude then switches over and begins eating that fake butt! Frankly, I would prefer the real thang! Blake plays a fun game of the ol' sink/bounce with Drake starting off nice 'n slow and then rides that pole like a pro with plenty of hot penetration shots from behind.

Drake kicks it up another notch and begins humping upward to fuck his pal fast 'n hard. The guys are totally into each other and the action filling the room with heavy breathing, sighs, moans, lusty cries, 'n groans. Blake is so turned on that he fucks his own fake asshole! Wanting back into the action, Drake bangs Blake in the missionary position fast, smooth, 'n hard with some nice penetration shots from above while Blake beats his meat. Bed springs squeak loudly while the dudes loose themselves in each other's red-hot desires. To finish up, the guys pull pork with Blake busting a nut all over his stomach and shortly-trimmed pubes. Drake shoots a thick load all over Drake's "privates".

Scene Two:

Jeremy Bilding


Jeremy Bilding (good-looking with short brown hair and a toned/smooth body) and Jackson Lawless (cute with short dark hair and a toned/smooth body) are wearing matching red jockstraps and in the middle of a highly erotic make-out session. The dudes are really getting down with the wet tongue sucking leading Jeremy to expose 'n rub Jackson's pouting tight shaved bunghole while Jackson strokes his pal's stiff clipped meat. The guys are very into the action with their legs spread nice 'n wide showing off their plump hangy nuts. Jackson chows down on Jeremy's hard cut dick giving some impressive head with plentiful deep throat. Jeremy sure digs the head and fills the room with heavy breathing and moans to match Jackson's loud sucking sounds.

Switching up, Jeremy takes Jackson's throbbing meat-stick down his working his mouth up 'n down with deep throat all the way down to dark pubes. Jeremy fucks Jackson's tight shaved hole in the missionary position with some nice penetration from above. He starts off long 'n smooth and then kicks it up for some fast 'n hard pounding. Jeremy totally digs being screwed and fills the air with moans and heavy breathing. Jeremy's cock and little nipples are hard as rocks. Groovy! Switching to the side/missionary, Jeremy continues to ream Jackson quick 'n smooth with plenty of excellent penetration shots from the front.

Toy Time! Jackson bends over allowing Jeremy to slide a long black dildo ("The Controller"!) up his chute and boy does dude like that big thang up his man-chute! "Oh yeah! Fuck me! Yeah! Give it to me!" Next up is the forbidding "Blackballed" dildo which Jackson takes slow 'n easy (I don't blame him). He plays a cautious game of the ol' sink bounce taking as much as he can and making all sorts of noises as his poor little hole is stretched to its limit! In the end, the guys watch each other play with themselves leading Jackson to squirt a large load hitting his chest 'n stomach. Jeremy shoots a large thick load all over Jackson's chest. Dude is covered in man-juice.

Scene Three:

Lance Howard

Manny Max (good-looking with closely cropped dark hair, goatee, and a toned/smooth body) hangs out in a DVD warehouse shirtless and wearing tight faded blue jeans that are unzipped at the top. As he flips though the titles, Manny finds one that obviously turns him on as he begins rubbing that tasty basket. He pulls his hard uncut cock out and starts working the foreskin back 'n forth as he fist slides up 'n down. Coworker Lance Howard (good-looking with dark hair, cool sideburns, and a toned/smooth body) sneaks in and watches Mr. Man pleasure himself. Unable to control himself, Lance makes his presence known by sinking to his knees and taking Manny's delicious unclipped hog down his gullet licking the shaft, sliding his mouth up 'n down, and plenty of deep throat while making plenty of loud sucking 'n slurping sounds.

Manny bends over allowing Lance to munch down on his tight hairy bunghole with plenty of mouth-watering tongue on pulsing rosebud camera shots. Manny sure does dig having his most private place licked and fills the room with heavy breathing and sighs. The dudes kiss with deep wet tongue leading Manny to chow down on Lance's stiff uncut dick giving some very groovy head with lots of deep throat all the way down to dark pubes. Manny practically makes love to the organ and plays a sweet tune. Next up Manny rubs Lance's very hairy tight asshole and sinks his big dick in using the missionary position. He starts off nice 'n slow and then picks up the pace to quick 'n lubed while Lance plays with his throbbing pork.

There are some nice penetration shots from the side and then some excellent ones from below as the dudes go at it. After some wild sink/bounce action where Lance hunches up 'n down to fill his needs, Manny slides a large black dildo ("The Delinquent") up his buddy's manhole with some wonderful penetration shots from below. Manny gives Lance a full butt sex workout sliding that big thang in 'n out and making him cry out with lust. There are lots of beautiful camera shots of Lance's ultra hairy hole pouting for that dildo! The guys yank their sausages with Manny squirting a load on the floor followed by Lance busting a large thick nut on the same place.

Scene Four:

Johnny Hazzard

Rod Daily (good-looking with brown buzz cut, toned/lightly hairy body) is busy jacking his stiff cut cock 'n watching gay porn during office hours when he's discovered by co-worker Johnny Hazzard (good-looking with dark hair, beard stubble, toned/hairy body with heavy tattoos) who takes an immediate interest. The guys kiss with deep tongues leading Johnny to chow down on Rod's straining meat giving an excellent blowjob. Rod bends over allowing Johnny to munch down on his tight shaved bunghole. There are some nice camera shots here of Johnny lapping at that pink pucker and suckin' Rod's plump balls. Johnny introduces Rod to "The Initiation Kit" which consists of three white dildos in various sizes. He gives Rod a full anal lesson by lubing each dildo and giving his snug hole a complete workout. There's plenty of nice penetration shots as each fake cock slides in 'n out of Rod's man-chute.

Rod takes Johnny's hard clipped pork into his mouth sliding his gob up 'n down the throbbing shaft and taking as much as he can down his gullet. Rod goes to town on that prick jacking 'n sucking giving some groovy head. Next up, Johnny plays a fun game of the ol' sink/bounce and really gets into it rockin' and rollin' while both dudes fill the room with loud moans, heavy breathing, and sighs. Rod fucks Johnny in the missionary position long, fast,'n hard with plenty of nice penetration shots from above. Johnny jacks his boner while being porked. To finish up, the guys beat their meat with Johnny standing over Rod. Johnny squirts a large thick load that splats all over Rod's stomach. Rod shoots a large thick load on his chest. Dude is covered in cum.


The movie is shot directly on high quality video and presented wide screen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. The picture quality is sharp and clean. The videography by Hue Wilde and Adam Killian is strong providing full coverage of all the action but lacks extreme close-ups that are usually in Chi Chi LaRue's movies.


The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the guys as they speak and get down with all the lusty sounds of man-sex.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, PopShot-On-Demand, and the safe sex PSA Wrap It Up starring Chi Chi LaRue.


Chi Chi LaRue's Rascal: A Toy Story is a fun li'l smut fest that introduces the viewer to a large number of new sex toys that can be found in your local adult store or online. The direction is strong as always but I miss the inclusion of Chi Chi's usual extreme close-ups. That said, the videography is still good with full coverage of the cock sucking, ass eating, and butt sex penetration with nice regular close-ups. The dudes all give energetic sexual performances and look to really be into the action, the toys, and each other. I Recommend.

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