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Angelina Armani The Big Hit

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 9/22/09

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Feature
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Alexis Texas, Angelina Armani, Ben English, Danny Mountain, Emy Reyes, Evan Stone, Jerry, Mick Blue, Scott Nails, Vanessa Leon.
Length: 01:32
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free sex.


The Big Hit tells an appealing tale of what happens when the trophy girlfriend (Angelina Armani) of a rich guy (Mick Blue) gets bored living the life of luxury. Although Mick has plenty of money to support Angelina at the level to which she is accustomed, she has nothing to do. So, she decides to get a job...and not any job, mind you. She wants to be a professional assassin!

To achieve her objective, Angelina must first gain access to a mobster. She does this by leaning on her friend Danny Mountain (the real-life husband of super-star Eva Angelina). Under pressure from Angelina and his girlfriend Alexis Texas, Danny makes arrangements for Angelina to meet a mobster played by Ben English.

Before Ben will consider Angelina as a hit-man (perhaps I should say "hit woman"), he makes her strip for him. Angelina's fine body and whatever-it-takes attitude impresses Ben who, with the support of his Latina girlfriend Vanessa Leon, decides to give Angelina a shot at becoming a sexy female assassin...if she can get a gun!

Angelina is temporarily befuddled: where can she get a gun? But, she soon remembers that the son of one of her mom's ex-boyfriends (Evan Stone) is into weapons. So, she trades sexual favors for a 45 handgun. The plot development--as well as Angelina's and Evan's acting--during this act is extremely funny and well done!

Once Angelina has her gun in hand, mobster Ben's girlfriend Vanessa gives Angelina an assignment. So, after Angelina trails and seduces her prey (Jerry), she fucks him into submission and then dispatches him to hell with her 45.

Angelina's newfound job gives her a huge sense of empowerment. So, after returning home to Mick after her first "big hit," she is more than ready to give him the romp of his life.

The Big Hit was directed by one of my favorite directors, Robby D. I've traced his career since his early Action Sports Sex series, have written tens of thousands of words reviewing dozens of his movies, and have both nominated and voted for him for the X-Rated Critic's Organization (XRCO) best director award. That said, The Big Hit is not, by any definition, one of Robby's best releases. In fact, even though its plot is appealing and the acting is top-notch, the movie is below Robby's standards for three reasons:

  1. People should never be purple, gray, or yellow. If somebody's that color, that person is sick! Yet, the performers in four of The Big Hit's six scenes are the wrong color. There's a very straightforward relationship between the lighting in a setting and a modern videocamera. Simply hold up a white card, point the camera to it, and click the White Balance button on the camera. This adjustment makes sure that things--including people--are the correct color. Why could such a blunder occur? Three things come to mind: 1) the videographer doesn't know about white balance. That would make the cameraman ignorant. Robby D. is certainly not ignorant because he has shot stunning video in the past. Second, the cameraman could have forgotten to set the white balance. That would make him incompetent...and Robby's not incompetent. Third, the off-color lighting could have been intentional...and that would mean the cameraman is not an artist or purposefully wished to denigrate the appearance of the cast. Is that the case in The Big Hit?
  2. Three of the scenes are way too short...so short that almost no chemistry develops between the performers. One scene is about seven minutes long and two others are about ten minutes each. If I was finished with sex in seven minutes, my wife would cut off my balls! The result is a rapid-fire approach to sex in which a blink could cause you to miss a blowjob or a position! These scenes make a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am fuck seem like a luxurious and meaningful relationship.
  3. The Big Hit was the first movie Digital Playground shot of its stunning new contract star Angelina Armani (this fact is fully explored in the Behind-the-Scenes featurette). You'd think that the studio would want Angelina to shine in her first movie. But, that's not the case. In fact, all three of the super-short scenes I mentioned above feature Angelina. Although her acting skills are nicely portrayed during plot development, her sexual skills are not remotely explored. Why? In fact, only in Scene Six, with Mick Blue, does any inkling of Angelina's passion surface. And, it's a fair question to ask why the hands-down best scene in The Big Hit features a non-contract girl, the amazing Alexis Texas. Frankly, I genuinely looked forward to this movie so I could report that Digital Playground's new contract girl is "a big hit." Sadly, through no fault of her own, I cannot yet recommend that you feast your eyes on gorgeous Angelina.
Bottom line? The Big Hit features a very nice story that's well acted (especially Evan Stone's performance); very cute and attractive girls; one "A" sex scene (Alexis Texas); two "B" scenes (Angelina Armani in Scene Six and Emy Reyes); one "C" scene (Vanessa Leon); and two that aren't worth your time.

Check out some photos of the girls in The Big Hit here. Pay particular attention to the cute portrait of Angelina with her "gun." Enjoy!


Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for The Big Hit can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too. 

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Alexis Texas, Danny Mountain

Scene: Angelina Armani, desperate to get a job to relieve her "rich girl" boredom, decides to become a "hit man," a beautiful and deadly silent assassin. But, she doesn't know where to begin. So, she visits her friend Danny Mountain and asks him to set her up with a mobster so she can fulfill her lethal dream. Danny's help doesn't come cheap. Indeed, he makes Angelina suck his dick for a bit before he agrees to tell her about a guy that used to fuck his little sister. Angelina does his bidding and "helps" Danny's girl friend Alexis Texas suck and lick his substantial rod (nice two-girls-on-one-cock action). Angelina then leaves so that Danny can turn his full attention on Alexis, her incredibly plump ass, and her superb sucking and fucking skills. Once Angelina is gone, Alexis attacks Danny's cock with her hands, mouth, tongue, and spit. Of course, she sucks his king-sized dick all the way down her capacious throat, too. After a while, Alexis kisses and licks her way up Danny's belly and chest, kisses his mouth, and then mounts him vaginally in cowgirl. Angelina's absolutely incredible moves cause her delicious ass cheeks to bounce delightfully as she and Danny fuck each other powerfully. In fact, great chemistry develops as Danny pistons in-and-out at redline speed (and spanks her superb butt cheeks) while Alexis adds her own incendiary moves and nasty vocabulary to the mix (great camera angles and close-ups). Wow! In due course, sweaty Alexis deep-throats her girl-juice off of Danny's rod and then straddles him in reverse cowgirl and then they fuck each other powerfully so that she can scream through a volcanic orgasm. But, Alexis is insatiable. So, she keeps on fucking Danny with amazing and sweat inducing moves (including vigorous clit jacking) as her pleasure builds higher and higher. Alexis cums again, sucks Danny's cock clean, and then they enjoy some tasty 69 before transitioning to kneeling doggie. This time, Danny does most of the "work." But, Alexis constantly shakes her amazing ass, motivates Danny with naughty words, and strokes her clit while he reams her powerfully (nice bouncing tits) and takes an occasional break to eat her pussy. Later, after another bout of pussy-to-mouth, Danny gets to pound Alexis' pussy in missionary. However, before plunging in balls-deep, Danny slaps Alexis' labia with his titanium-hard shaft. Danny makes Alexis cum hard enough to cause her to scream ecstatically. Danny doesn't let her pleasure diminish. Instead, he pounds her even harder until he's ready to explode. At the last second, he pulls out and splatters the outside of Alexis' pussy with a substantial volume of his semen. It's almost as nice as a cream pie! Then, Danny gives her his cock to suck and milk dry. Nice scene!

Foreplay: Stripping, kissing, body licking, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, cowgirl, reverse, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.

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Girl cums: Often, in mish and reverse cowgirl.
Pop: Exterior pussy.

Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.30

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Vanessa Leon, Ben English

Scene: Angelina goes to visit Danny's mobster acquaintance (Ben English) at his palatial home. During Angelina's ultimately successful interview with him, Ben's super-hot Latina girlfriend Vanessa Leon reclines on a couch across the room and skillfully masturbates and plays with a toy cock (superb use of mirrors). As part of her "interview," Ben demands that sexy Angelina stand up and take her clothes off (Angelina almost refuses but finally agrees and coos, "Anything you say, daddy!"). Angelina gives Ben a sexy striptease that, as you can imagine, royally pisses off Ben's girlfriend Vanessa. So, when Angelina offers to suck Ben's "big fucking cock," Vanessa steps up, pushes Angelina out of the way, and takes over. As Angelina moves away, Ben buries his head in Vanessa's pretty cleavage and suckles her nipples. But, before he and Vanessa get hot-and-heavy, he tells Angelina to "Get a gun, sweetie!" Vanessa then adds, "Don't call us; we'll call you!" With his business thus concluded, Ben turns his attention back to Vanessa's tits as Angelina makes her escape. Foreplay intensifies and includes open-mouthed kissing, clit jacking (with and without panties--she has a hot clit ring!), tit squeezing and slapping, finger-fucking, handjob, slobbery deep-throat fellatio, and hair pulling. As the scene unfolds, Vanessa strips off her panties, straddles Ben in reverse, inches her vagina down around his cock, and then fucks him madly while squeezing her own all-natural and quite beautiful bouncing breasts and stroking her sensitive clit (reverse is a fine position to admire Vanessa's very fine and multiply-pierced and tattooed body). Of course, Ben does his part and matches her sexy thrusts with his own (excellent chemistry). Later, Vanessa performs enthusiastic and slobbery pussy-to-mouth on Ben's penis and then they transition to spoon so that Ben can pound her cunt at redline speed and occasionally spank her butt while she squeals with delight and her fine tits bounce wildly. After a very confusing and abrupt edit, during which continuity is lost, Vanessa is once again atop Ben...this time in cowgirl. Ben, inflamed with lust, reams Vanessa forcefully...in fact, it's all that Vanessa can do to ride her bucking bronco (again, nice chemistry). However, after a while Vanessa takes control and again uses very sexy moves to fuck and grind Ben's dick as it stuffs her happy vagina. In due course, Ben again takes charge and fucks Vanessa so fast that his dick blurs on the screen. Of course, Vanessa screams with pleasure and does her absolute best to fuck back. Vanessa gets herself off explosively, but continues to grind Ben's cock to keep her pleasure flowing. Next, Ben stands and holds Vanessa aloft facing him so she can dance on--and grind--his dick (I call this standing cowgirl). Hot and sexy! To finish up, Vanessa kneels between Ben's legs and, following his instructions to "suck the cum right out of that cock," voraciously sucks and milks his lucky dick until he's almost ready to pop. Then, he takes over and jacks off onto her face and hair and into her open mouth. She sucks him dry. But, unfortunately, she spits out his semen. In my opinion, this action, coupled with the lack of any cunnilingus, greatly diminished an otherwise excellent scene. 

Foreplay: Striptease, body licking, toy play, masturbation, titty sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, fellatio, deep-throat, finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing cowgirl.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes, in cowgirl.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits out his cum.

Sex rating: 3.50
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.30

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Angelina Armani, Evan Stone.

Scene: Angelina, frantic to get a gun, remembers that the son of one of her mom's ex-boyfriends is into weapons. So, she pays him an unexpected visit. The plot development that follows is so funny and well done that I'm not going to tell you about it. Believe me, it's one of the most delightful scene set-ups I've watched in a long time (Evan goes nuts showing off his guns). Suffice it to say that Angelina can't afford the perfect gun (a 45) that she chooses. So, she decides to pay with her body (to prove she's a bigger whore than her mom)...and Evan immediately agrees. Rapid-fire foreplay includes cunnilingus and stringer-intensive fellatio and then quickly progresses through: missionary (great close-ups), pussy-to-mouth, spoon, kneeling doggie (she talks nasty and fondles her new 45 while he fucks her pussy), reverse cowgirl (excellent interaction between Evan and Angelina), and a second round of missionary during which Angelina begs Evan to "Cum for me!" Emboldened, Evan pounds her fast and deep until he's ready to ejaculate. Then, he pulls out, stands above her, and explodes on her upturned face and into her mouth. Sadly, like Vanessa in Scene Two, Angelina spits out Evan's semen. This scene moves much too fast for me! Indeed, foreplay to pop consumes only seven minutes or so. Each "bit" of foreplay and each position moves so fast that there's not enough time to enjoy Angelina's fine body. In addition, there's insufficient time for her to cum. This is very disappointing because this is my first look and Digital Playground's newest contract girl and I saw WAY too little of her in action during this scene. 

Foreplay: Stripping, fellatio, stringers, cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits out his semen.

Sex rating: 2.80
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Emy Reyes, Scott Nails 

Scene: Angelina takes her newly-acquired weapon to her friend Scott Nails' house to show him. When the scene opens, Scott's girlfriend, delightful Emy Reyes, begs him to let her see "it." Of course, the dialog makes it seem like she wants to see Scott's dick. However, what she really wants to see--and touch--is Angelina's new 45. Scott doesn't think it's a good idea for Emy to touch the gun...because she'll get "scared." Emy begs and Scott eventually relents. So, Angelina shows everybody her new gun. Scott, as it turns out, is right about Emy...she's scared of the loaded pistol and decides: "The only weapon I like is the one in your pants." As everybody giggles in response to Emy's announcement, Angelina's phone begins to chirp...Vanessa, from Scene Two, calls to tell Angelina that she and Ben have a "job" for her. While Angelina takes the call--and subsequently leaves--Scott and Emy get hot and heavy. They begin by kissing deeply and soon enjoy tit squeezing and sucking, cock stroking and sucking (nice stringers), jawbreakers, ass squeezing, hair pulling, and balls licking and sucking (she even licks his balls when her mouth is stuffed with his cock). When Emy is sure that Scott's dick is sufficiently hard to withstand a first-class fucking, she mounts him in cowgirl and, after her tugs aside per panties and guides his rod into her vagina, she rides him like a champion as he pistons in-and-out balls-deep and sharply spanks her pretty ass. And, not to be outdone, Emy fucks him back using high-energy and sexy moves. Emy makes herself cum, takes a respite for some pussy-to-mouth, and then remounts and energetically fucks Scott in reverse cowgirl. In due course, Scott takes over and pounds her ferociously and, in doing so, makes her cum again (she's a wildly horny little bitch!). High-intensity vaginal sex continues in kneeling doggie (her pussy glistens with girl-juice and torrents of nasty words flow from her mouth), spoon (a great position for you to savor Emy's fine little body), and on her belly (Emy's face beams with delight as Scott straddles her from above and frantically reams her through an orgasm). When Scott can no longer hold back, he slips his penis out of her vagina and then splatters her ass and back with a huge load of semen. Then, amazing Scott has Emy kneel on the floor and jacks off a second time...this time onto her face (closed mouth). Emy then sucks him dry and exclaims: "Now I'm done." Indeed. This otherwise great scene is marred by a disappointing lack of cunnilingus. I cannot understand why Scott didn't go down on Emy's cute and nicely groomed pussy.

Foreplay: Kissing, titty sucking and squeezing, hair pulling handjob, fellatio, jaw breakers, stringers, balls gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, on-her-belly.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes, in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and while she lies on her belly.
Pop: Exterior ass and back.

Sex rating: 4.05
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.30

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Angelina Armani, Jerry

Scene: Angelina locates her "prey" in a coffee shop and brings him to her place, seduces him, fucks the shit out of him, and then dispatches him with her new 45. When the scene begins, they're already in a bedroom making out by kissing, caressing, stroking, stripping, sucking, and squeezing each other. As in Scene Three, the foreplay is rapid-fire...edited to take seconds instead of minutes...and includes cunnilingus, hair pulling, tit squeezing, a handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, body licking, succulent 69, and spanking. Too soon, Jerry kneels behind Angelina, inches his penis into her vagina, and fucks her from behind in kneeling doggie (Angelina's fine beasts bounce delightfully). After some greedy pussy-to-mouth accompanied by nasty talk, Jerry gets to ream Angelina's cunt and squeeze her pretty boobs in missionary while she encourages him with her words, her passionate eyes, and her groans of pleasure. And, even though she's lying on her back, she manages to fuck him, too! Angelina again sucks her juices off of Jerry's cock and then they enjoy some spoon-style fucking followed quickly by cowgirl. Angelina shows off a bit of her true passion in cowgirl as she spanks her own ass and frantically thrusts her body up and down on Jerry's pistoning dick. And, she manages to kiss his open mouth as they fuck too. As the scene progresses, Angelina sucks Jerry's rod clean and then mounts him in reverse cowgirl and jacks her clit while he pounds her hard and deep (Jerry strokes her clit, too). Eventually, Angelina takes over and fucks him so hard that she makes him almost cum. She jumps off of him, and clamps her hands around his dick, which, of course, causes him to explode like a fire hydrant all over her face and tits. She then uses his rod to massage his semen into her face and vacuums and milks him dry with her mouth and hands. Then, after they share a sweet kiss, Angelina grabs her gun and makes her first hit. As is the case in Scene Three, this scene moves far too fast and does not result in an orgasm for Angelina. Pity.

Foreplay: Kissing, body licking, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, cunnilingus, 69.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse, spoon, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Exterior face and tits.

Sex rating: 3.30
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 3.70

Scene 6

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Angelina Armani, Mick Blue.

Scene: After pulling off her very first hit, Angelina returns home and cuddles with Mick in her bed. Mick asks her about her new job, but Angelina replies: "Baby, I really don't want to talk about work." "Why not?" he asks. "Because it's hard to talk with my mouth full!" Before she stuffs her mouth, however, she caresses and licks his bare belly. So, he's rock hard by the time she tugs down his underwear. She eagerly sucks, strokes, and licks his spit-soaked shaft and talks nasty. Mick responds by helping her remove her black bra and panties and then ravenously suckles her nipples while stroking her clit and labia with his fingers. As in Angelina's previous scenes, this one moves too fast and, within seconds, she's straddling and fucking Mick in cowgirl. Mick loves the feel of her soaking wet pussy and is soon responding to her thrusts with his own fast and furious strokes (very nice chemistry). Abruptly, and without benefit of transitioning footage, Angelina and Mick are in spoon and she finds herself driven wild with pleasure as Mick furiously fucks her vagina, nuzzles her neck, and kisses her mouth while she uses her beautifully manicured fingers to stroke her clit. Mick makes Angelina cum, but doesn't even slow down...he keeps her pleasure flowing with his redline-speed in-and-out strokes (great close-ups). The result? An even stronger orgasm for Angelina. Afterward, Mick moves into position between Angelina's legs and, as the camera captures the action close-up, fucks the shit out of her bright-red pussy in mish. "Fuck me like the animal you are!" she exclaims. As the scene unfolds, Mick takes an opportunity to lick Angelina's pussy, rim her asshole, and spank her butt as she kneels in doggie. But, Mick's tongue isn't enough for Angelina. Instead, she demands, "Give me more!" Mick responds by slipping his cock into her pussy and then bangs her hard and fast as she returns his strokes with her own and strokes her sensitive clit. Just as Angelina ramps up to another orgasm, the action cuts to Mick's pop. As Angelina kneels in front of him and purrs, "I know you want to cum on my face," Mick feverishly jacks his cock until he shoots his semen all over her closed lips and chin. Once Mick's cock is empty, Angelina playfully licks and kisses it and whispers, "That's the stuff that I like!" It must be true because she continues to suck and milk his shaft as the scene comes to an end. Before the screen goes blank, however, Angelina turns her splattered face to us and exclaims, "Bang! You're dead." Indeed. Frankly, although this scene is too short, like Angelina's other scenes in The Big Hit, it's quite good. If this scene is a predictor of things to come, Angelina might just become a "Big Hit!" 

Foreplay: Kissing, titty sucking and squeezing, body licking, handjob, fellatio, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes, in spoon.
Pop: Exterior face.

Sex rating: 4.30
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 3.50


The DVD-9 disc that I reviewed contains a full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per scene, a four-minute slide show accompanied by music, a manually controlled photo gallery (same images as the slide show), trailers for eight Digital Playground releases, and an 11-minute behind-the-scenes featurette (BTS). The BTS primarily highlights Digital Playground's new girl Angelina Armani (but also devotes some time to Vanessa Leon) and includes impromptu interviews, a behind-the-camera look at the taping of the movie, some sexy striptease footage, close-up video of Angelina's fine tits and pussy, off-camera tomfoolery, hot footage of Angelina "fluffing" Evan Stone to help him get it up, bloopers, and still photo shoot video. This selection of Extras is slightly below average in today's marketplace.

Final Thoughts

The best things about The Big Hit include:
  • Evan Stone's acting in Scene Three. As always, he's hilarious.
  • Angelina Armani's acting skills. She does a very nice job of delivering her lines in a truly believable and polished way.
  • Alexis Texas, her magnificent ass, and her terrific coupling with Danny Mountain in Scene One.
  • the story itself. Although not overly involved, the plot is interesting and nicely ties together the six sex scenes.

The Big Hit could have been better if:

  • the camera had been properly white balanced (see the synopsis above)
  • Angelina Armani's scenes had been long enough to let her passion show through (see the synopsis above).
  • the editing in Scene Two had not caused a loss of continuity.

Things I didn't like about The Big Hit include:

  • the lack of cunnilingus in Scenes Two and Four. I simply cannot understand why some porn studs bypass the opportunity to eat pussy.
  • girls spitting out cum in Scenes Two and Three. I, along with several other critics with whom I've discussed the practice, think that it's very disrespectful for a girl to take a man's semen into her mouth and then spit it out. If a girl doesn't like to swallow, she should have the guy pop on her tits, ass, belly, foot, or elsewhere. Girls: my advice is, "Don't take it in your mouth if you're not going to swallow it!"
Overall sex rating: 3.76
Overall video rating: 4.08
Overall audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.10

Dr. Jay

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