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Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 9/26/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Parody

Director: Stuart Canterbury

Cast: Eden Adams, Lexi Love, Krissy Lynn, Missy Stone, Randy Spears, Alan Stafford, Rocco Reed, Johnny Castle. Non-sex roles: Cassie Cone, Allen Sheild, Angelita Purrvertina, James Rolls

Length: 91 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: The highlight of this section is the almost sixteen minutes of Behind the Scenes (BTS) footage. Portions of this BTS segment has all four of the major female stars talk about their scenes. In addition, I especially enjoy Krissy Lynn's playfulness. Full nude shots of Eden Adams around the pool and titty shots of Krissy Lynn are cool. The remainder of this special features area include a nice looking slide show, six trailers of other Hustler titles, phone sex advertisements, and Internet information.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are good.

Overview:  Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Paris is a parody on the very popular basic cable television show that focuses on the true lives of famous singers and Hollywood stars. It comes from the studio Hustler Video. In this production, the movie centers on the satirical portrayal of socialite Paris Hilton and her best friend Nicole. Hustler is the best studio that pokes fun of America's most popular television shows. No one else can match it. As my well-established fellow reviewer Don Houston pointed out, the two best parodies of the year so far have been Hustler titles. They are Not Married with Children XXX and Not The Cosbys XXX. Even though this Paris parody does not match those two standouts, it is still a very amusing movie to watch. Eden Adams as Paris and Lexi Love as Nicole really do resemble the women. Krissy Lynn deserves a honorable mention as Paris' friend Kimberly. She is the woman who really leaves an unforgettable impression on the viewer. Her attractive appearance and solid lovemaking with Rocco Reed make the viewer want to see more of her. I was hoping that she would be Nicole and that Eden and her would do a sex scene together. The five scenes have good plotlines that are quite convincing. It's no doubt that Hustler leaves its competition in the dust.

Missy Stone, Alan Stafford

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Scene One: As Paris (Eden Adams) and her friend Kimberly (Krissy Lynn) walk through a night club, a photographer (Alan Stafford) takes their picture. A socialite (Missy Stone) who wants to be famous wants him to take her photo, but he refuses since she is not well-known. The persistent woman takes matters into her own hands by flashing her crotch and boobs. Suddenly, the photog wants her badly in a sexual way. They kiss. Then, he rubs her muffin. Moments later, the woman gets down on her knees and gives him a nice blow job as the patrons are walking pass them in the bar area. As a matter of fact, a woman stays near them and continually watches their antics. Afterwards, the man fingers her sex pastry and eats it too. Then, he fucks her against the bar with good rhythm. Her moans are cool. The camera angles are good. After the standing missionary, a standing doggie occurs. The lady's face shows a lot of strain on it. Finally, the paparazzo pulls out and cums at her open mouth.

Krissy Lynn, Rocco Reed

Scene Two: Paris and Kimberly have been pulled over by a police officer (Rocco Reed). Kimberly (Krissy Lynn) who was the passenger in Paris' car decides to get them out of their jam by seducing him. She gives the guy a very persuasive oral massage beside his police car. The camera pans her lovely body. Later, he caresses her breasts and sucks her right one. Soon, the officer feels her beauty spot and they kiss several times before sticking his meaty stick inside her. The intensity heightens mid-way through their doggie activity. Meanwhile, Paris (Eden Adams) watches on with enjoyment from inside her car. The pace of the sex is good. His pumping action is well done. Krissy Lynn and Rocco Reed have good chemstry. She sucks his cock again later. Then, the policeman works on her with some nice fuck moments. After suckiing him for a while, she strokes him off on her pretty face.

Lexi Love, Johnny Castle

Scene Three: Paris' best and closest friend Nicole (Lexi Love) wants to have fun during her countryside experience. To pleasure herself, she and a country guy (Johnny Castle) get it on. Nicole rides his blue collar cock outdoors. Later, the woman sucks his tool. A sweet view of her cute ass is shown. Afterwards, she rides him cowgirl style. The energy level of the sex increases especially during their spoonful of pleasure and her riding moments. The doggie screw looks fine. At the end, he shoots his load on her chest.

Eden Adams, Lexi Love

Scene Four: Paris (Eden Adams) and Nicole (Lexi Love) are in bed. Paris sucks on her nipple. They kiss. Nicole sucks her best pal's fingers. Then, Paris spreads her friend's legs so that she can apply her love gestures on Nicole's intimate plaything. Soon, she fingerfucks it very forcefully. Later, Paris lays on her back as Nicole provides some oral stimulation on her best friend. Then, she fingers her rose with sweet emotion. These ladies have fantastic chemistry. Her oral and manual treatment on Paris' passion fruit are aggressive, but in a sensual manner. Next, Nicole pleasures her with a glass dildo while rubbing her clit. Paris sucks on it briefly before she fucks Nicole with it in doggie position. Also, Paris does a hot job in orally stimulating her. Then, Nicole sucks the toy. A hot looking 69 follows with Nicole on top. The close-ups of Nicole's oral work are amazing. She also fingerfucks her in a rapid way. The shots of Paris' oral and manual applications on Nicole's sweet spot are also huge turn-ons. Afterwards, some humping between them occurs as Paris provides most of the force.

Eden Adams, Randy Spears

Scene Five: After speaking to him throughout the movie, Paris (Eden Adams) sucks the Greek tycoon's cock with nice style and technique. It's very sensuous. She enjoys being with him. Later, the man (Randy Spears) feels her sex spot briefly. Moments later, the woman continues with her cocksucking activity. Next, Paris bounces on him cowgirl style with good pace. Later, she is back to stroking and sucking his manhood. Her handjob motion looks very enticing and stimulating. Next, the tycoon fucks her missionary style. Later, Paris looks incredible on his cock during the cowgirl session. A mish follows. A quick suck of the dick occurs. Then, another mish follows. Finally, he deposits his sperm cocktail in her mouth.

Final Thoughts: Hustler has made another fine parody. The casting is well done with Eden Adams as the main starlet, Lexi Love as her best friend, and Krissy Lynn as the big surprise of this movie. Despite having the two main characters resemble their real-life counterparts well, this movie will always make me remember Krissy Lynn. She leaves the biggest impression on the viewer in this film. Her Behind the Scenes footage only cements that impression. I recommend this fine movie and studio on its continual enjoyment in the parody genre. I have a feeling that this will not be the last edition of Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories

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