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Harlem Thug Nights

Studio: Pitbull Productions » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 9/27/09

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Production Date: September 2097

Directed By: Jalin Fuentes


Mr. Sauki, Haiti Boy, Lazarus, Thirst, Trapboyy, Tonic, Jayson, Nubius, and Midnight

Runtime N Rubbers: 2 Hours and 1 Minute. Yes.

Scene One:

Mr. Sauki (handsome with closely-cropped dark hair, goatee, and a toned/smooth body) is hanging out with this his buddy Haiti Boy (nice-looking with short dark hair, and a toned/smooth body) shooting the breeze. Sauki wants to get into his pal's pants telling him to "just relax." Dude pulls Haiti's white tee shirt up and gets down to some tasty nipple play pinching, licking, and gently biting. The guys end up kissing with deep wet tongues leading Sauki to pull Haiti's faded blue jeans and white briefs down revealing dark pubes, plump balls, and a big unclipped cock. Haiti chows down on Sauki's hard cut dick giving some groovy head bobbing up 'n down with some excellent extreme close-ups of the oral lovin'. Haiti really gets down on that throbbing man-meat and sucks Sauki's hangy nuts to boot!

Sauki buries his head between Haiti's bubble butt cheeks and then spreads 'em exposing his tight hairy bunghole. Sauki munches down giving one heck of a rim job with plenty of excellent close-ups of pink tongue on pulsing pucker. Hot! Sauki fucks his pal doggy-style on a large black leather sofa with excellent penetration shots from behind. Using long full strokes, Sauki make Haiti grunt 'n groan with pleasure. The slower steady tempo soon makes way for some fast 'n lubed fucking and the two guys are totally into the action and each other. Sauki slaps Haiti's butt while pounding him. "Oh yeah! Work it! Nice round muscle ass!" After some fast 'n hard missionary position fucking, Sauki busts a small thick load on Haiti's face. Sadly Haiti doesn't cum. Sauki chastises his buddy, "Next time you gotta cum!"

Scene Two:

Lazarus (good-looking with very short dark hair, goatee, and a toned/smooth body) is watching a football game on television when his pal Thirst (good-looking with closely-cropped black hair, mustache, and a tall/slender body) barges in with a pot plant. "We're gonna smoke this whole damn tree!" Not impressed, Lazarus states, "Fuck you, man. I'm watching the game". Well, Thirst quickly makes his friend forget about the pigskin by sucking Lazarus's soft cut cock to full hardness giving an excellent blowjob. Lazarus digs the oral attention and spreads his legs nice 'n wide showing off his big plump 'n hangy nuts. Lazarus chows down on Thirst's big fat clipped meat cramming as much down his gullet as possible. Thirst is very sexy with his full dark pubes and big plump suckable balls. The dudes get down with trading jaw jobs back 'n forth and end up in a side sixty-nine.

Lazarus fucks Thirst doggy-style using long, fast, 'n lubed strokes making Thirst moan 'n groan. There are some okay penetration shots from the side but the shots from behind are blocked by Lazarus's plump balls, some poor lighting, and out of focus camera work. Switching to some sink/bounce, Thirst really rocks 'n rolls riding that stiff meat pole and I'm sure he isn't thinking about his pot "tree" at this moment in time. Lazarus plugs the heck outta his buddy's hole in the missionary position but there are no penetration shots here and the camera is out of focus for a short moment. Lazarus straddles his friend leading Thirst to shoots a thick load on his stomach. Lazarus squirts a large thick load all over Thirst's chest 'n stomach.

Scene Three:

Mr. Sauki (scene one) is back and this time paired with Trapboyy (good-looking with short black hair, goatee, and toned/smooth body). Sauki pulls his hard clipped cock out and begins jacking 'n wagging it in front of his new pal. Unable to control himself, Trapboyy chows down on that delicious man meat giving some very groovy head with plenty of deep throat to please a moaning Sauki. There are excellent close-ups of the oral action that will make the viewer's mouth water with jealousy. Switching to some side sixty-nine on the sofa, Trapboyy continues to get down while Sauki gives his buddy's hard cut cock some half-assed head. Pathetic I tells ya.

Sauki fucks Trapboyy's tight hairy butthole doggy-style using long, smooth, 'n deep strokes with plenty of excellent penetration shots from behind. Dude porks the heck outta his buddy making Trapboyy cry out, moan, 'n whimper, "Oh! That's deep!" Switching to the side/missionary position, Sauki continues to plow his pal fast 'n hard with excellent penetration shots from the front. During the missionary position, Trapboyy gets off and shoots a thick load of cum all over his chest 'n stomach. Sauki beats off and dumps a small thick load on Trapboyy's face.

Scene Four: 

Tonic (good-looking with very short black hair, li'l goatee, and toned/smooth body) is freshly outta the joint and lookin' for some pussy. He heads over to his pal Jayson (cute with closely-cropped hair, and a toned/smooth body) for a visit. Jayson hones in on his buddy's horny nature and quickly pulls his own big hard cut cock out leading Tonic to suck him. Tonic slides his mouth up 'n down grasping the pulsing shaft at the base and taking as much as he can down his throat. Dude really makes a meal out of that mouth-watering tube steak. Jayson munches down on Tonic's asshole but the viewer will not be able to see anything. He then fucks Tonic's tight asshole in the missionary position starting off long 'n smooth and quickly graduating to fast 'n hard.

At first, there are only some okay penetration shots from above and the side. Then there are plenty of excellent penetration shots from behind of that big fat cock sliding in 'n out of that snug man-hole. The viewer will also be able to see Jayson's tight hairy butthole. Switching to some doggy-style, Jayson continues to pound his pal with some quick but excellent penetration shots from behind. Tonic then plays a wild game of the ol' sink/bounce and both dudes really get into it. He humps up 'n down swiveling his hips in a circular motion to get as much cock up his asshole as possible. Tonic pulls his clipped pork squirts a large wet load all over his chest, stomach, and dark pubes. Jayson beats off cutting loose with big thick load on his fist.

Scene Five:

Midnight (good-looking wearing a black wave cap, toned/hairy body) is bored lying in bed throwing a football up into the air when his roommate Nubius (handsome with short black hair, and a muscular/smooth body) barges in looking for his X-Box. Midnight has no idea what happened to his rommie's game but wants to "make a deal". He slowly feels Nubius' beautiful body and quickly takes a fat cut cock into his mouth sliding his gob up 'n down and giving some very good head. There are plenty of tasty close-ups of the oral action and Nubius loves the attention so much that he begins fucking Midnight's willing face.

The guys mix it up with a traditional sixty-nine with Midnight on top sucking Nubius while Nubius spreads his pal's butt cheeks exposing a tight hairy bunghole. Nubius munches down giving one heck of a rim job with plenty of excellent close-ups of the ass eating. Nubius slides his stiff clipped prick up Midnight's asshole and fucks him long, smooth, 'n hard from behind. There are some nice penetration shots from above but the ones from behind are obscured by hairy hangy balls. At least those two sets of nuts and hairy gooches are mouth-watering to see.

The viewer will finally get to see some excellent penetration shots when Midnight plays a fun 'n crazy game of the ol' sink/bounce. His tight bunghole actually clings to that turgid meat as he humps up 'n down. The dudes really get into this action and fill the room with loud heavy breathing, moans, 'n groans. Midnight beats off and quirts a huge load while still hunching up 'n down and that cum flies everywhere covering Nubius' chest 'n stomach. Nubius jerks off and shoots a thick load all over his dark pubes and stomach.


Harlem Thug Nights is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The videography is a mixed bag. There are plenty of excellent close-ups and extreme close-ups of the cock sucking, ass eating, and butt sex penetration and then there are some missed opportunities where the penetration is obscured by hangy balls and at least one ass eating scene where the viewer cannot see anything. There are also short moments where the camera is out of focus along with some lighting problems from time to time where there the lighting is either too harsh or too low. Overall, this does not ruin the movie since the good definitely outweighs the bad. For the most part, the picture quality is sharp and clean although there are moments of grain.


The sound is fine allowing the viewer to hear the dudes as they talk and then get down with lots of moans, groans, heavy breathing, grunts, and sighs.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, and previews for Hoodies, Boots & Jeans, Take 'em Down 3, Give a Thug a Bone, and measuring Up.


Harlem Thug Nights is a technical mixed bag (please see VIDEO for specifics). That said the dudes are all very sexy, give energetic performances, and look to really be into each other and the action. I found the movie to be a huge turn-on; however, I must be honest and lower by score due to some of the technical difficulties. I highly recommend a Rent It.


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