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Monster Tit Sex Zombies


Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Aaron Scott » Review Date: 10/6/09



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Based upon the title alone, I held out hope that this release would combine some of my favorite things - zombies, tits, and sex.  Sadly, the feature failed to deliver on that promise.  But at least it had big tits and sex - right?

The good Doctor Chunkenstein has a plan - to create sex zombies with the biggest tits ever seen.  But before he puts his plan into motion, there are two hookers in the back room that demand his attention.  So after downing a little potion - which turns him into Evan Stone - he takes on the two in a scene that features some of the worst audio that I've ever heard.  Sure the sex is moderately hot - with Stone taking on two ladies at once, but Soliel moans "uh huh" what seems like a hundred times (while channeling a Mick Jagger-like snarl) as she gets sucked and fucked.  At times it sounded like the audio was added in, as the repetitive moans seem to be out of sync with her mouth movements.  The scene ends with Stone blasting their tits with his love juice.

Later, in the lab, the doc creates Cassandra - his first monster tit sex zombie.  After giving her a few tests - he sends her to take a big black cock.  She devours his cock, then allows him to return the favor by licking and fingering her tight hole.  She rides him for a bit, then gets on all fours as he nails her from behind before exploding on her face.

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Back again to the lab, where Chunkenstein and his assistant prepare to morph reality.  Ever the safety-minded mad scientist, he doubles the dose of the potion he drinks while also giving some to his assistant.  This turns them both into women, with the extra dose giving the doctor the biggest, fake tits in the feature.  So, what do two men-turned-women do?  Fuck each other of course.  Toys and tongues tickle the twats until all are satisfied.  Once back in male form, the take on another of their creations.  She sucks them deep and gets some hot double penetration before they finish on her face.

Later, lab assistant Hugo drinks some more potion and becomes Nick Manning - who proceeds to ravage a horny fan orally, vaginally, and tittly (is that a word?) before popping on her lips. 

Finally, the doc uses some basketballs to create his greatest sex zombie yet, and the feature concludes with her getting fucked and a nice facial.

Unfortunately, it seemed like the talent just wasn't enjoying themselves, and a lot of the bliss seemed forced.  Besides the seemingly tacked-on audio, the feature made no sense (would it have hurt to have a little plot?) and the overall feeling I got was a "well, we're here so lets make this video." 

Special Features

Here is the strongest part of the disc - beginning with a bonus scene from Milf-o-Maniacs 2.  This 20-minute scene features Kylie Ireland and Randy Spears, and was actually more enjoyable than the feature itself.  The duo suck each others, and fill every hole until he empties his load onto her waiting lips.

A 33-minute behind-the-scenes, titles "Research and Development" has Mark Stone chatting with the female stars of the feature about their hopes, dreams, and sexual desires. 

A short photo gallery is included, as well as trailers for 6 other releases - Priceless Fantasies, Double Exposure, Minority Rules 2, Kung Fu Nureses A Go-Go, Reform School Girls 3, and Minority Rules 3.

There is a promo reel (commercial) for Wicked, and More Adult Fun is 4 minutes of phone sex ads.

By using the disc in a DVD-ROM-enabled computer, you can access Wicked's website for award information, company profile, and desktop backgrounds.

Audio and Video

The technical side of the disc was what one would expect from a standard-def release.  Since the "plot" was science fiction, there are lots of bright, glowing colors which looked fine on my HDTV.  Audio was clear, and apart from the audio complaint earlier, I had no problems hearing all the dialogue and sounds.

Overall

Sadly, the main feature just never seemed to click for me, as I couldn't get over the apparent dubbing of audio and the fact that the cast didn't seem as into the action as in other releases.  If you are looking for hot action, there are better choices out there.  If you want to see giant, fake breasts - a photo from one of the scenes is above.  Other than that, the bonus features can't save this.  SKIP IT



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