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Mikayla Chronicles, The

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 10/7/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Producer: Mark Nicholson                                     

Director: Randy Spears

Written: Randy Spears                              

Videographer: François Clousot             

BTS: Mark Stone

Release Date: 5/21/2009

Production Year: 2009

Length: 82 mins  

Category: Feature

Genre: Adult Comedy

Condoms: Yes 

Performers:  Alanah Rae, Brad Armstrong, Diana Doll, Kayla Carrera, Marco Banderas, Mikayla Mendez, Randy Spears, Randy Spears, Rocco Reed, Tanya James

Wicked Teaser: Erica and Rob are fun loving filmmakers and naturalists. During a routine weekend in the mountains, their ATV breaks down, leaving them stranded. But with only enough food and water to last one day, their weekend of fun soon becomes a hilarious challenge to survive and find their way home. They occupy themselves with positive thoughts - SEX! As their resources dwindle, a grave question emerges... Will they laugh themselves to death?

The Movie: Stranger things have  happened  on camping trips   especially  when you are  afraid of all the  noises and of  all the   things  that  crawl around on the  floor that  aren't human. If you are looking for a porn that will make you laugh and make you cum a few tines then I think you found the right one in the Mikayla Chronicles.  Even the BTS are fun to watch!

Audio/Video: The Mikayla Chronicles is presented in 16:9 ratio anamorphic widescreen colors, shot and mastered in HD, directed by Randy Spears, distributed by Wicked Pictures. The picture had a very grainy look to it with little distortion and the flesh tones came through as almost perfect. The audio is also presented in Wicked's usual 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround  on the  DVD player and  on the  computer 2.0  which didn't test my speakers nor did it come off as too loud making it easy to listen too.

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Promo Reel, Wicked Web, Wicked Awards -Winners & Nominations, Web Site Information.


Previews: Supermodel Slumber Party, Girl Meets Boy

Trailers: Mikayla's Mind, The Housewives of Amber Lane, The Trouble with Girls, Latina Hollywood Hookers, The Artist, Two.

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BTS: Lasting almost   seventeen minutes, Randy gives Tanya and Marco pointers on the scene and after the pop shot Marco playing with his balls and Tanya with her breasts. Then you have Randy hamming it up on the camera riding away on an ATV. The guys have fun  placing the  mic on Mikayla breast and have a ball  teasing her about  busting her  ass  trying to get out of the tent with a fake  snake in hand  to chase Randy with. You also have the cameraman   questioning Kayla  about her last  orgasm, Diana  baring her  nipple  and Alanah being  questioned  about her  huge  tits.

Bonus Sex Scene: Making Amends- Mikayla & Randy Spears-

Make up sex and diamonds are always   a plus when hubby strays and wants to make things right. Mikayla works her magic with her mouth deep throating him a few times. Randy  does his own  brand of  magical moves on her pussy  before  she mounts up to ride him cg then  switching over to spooning with Randy unloading outside of her.

Opening Scene:

The movie opens with  Randy  driving the ATV with the  latina  spitfire Mikayla tagging  along with him on a nature  trip which neither  of them  make  sure that they pack the  proper essentials they need  for  roughing it  outdoors. Things go wrong after he realizes that he is out of gas and lost, that's where the   fun begins!

Scene 1: Kayla & Brad Armstrong:

 Brad  doesn't  waste  any time  when it comes to get his afternoon  fix of  fucking his  girlfriend to quench  his  hunger. He gets right to work on her   clit with his tongue while fingering her ass and pussy. Satisfied and wanting to return the pleasure Kayla   deep throats him a few times without gagging. Brad nails her in mish first then  Kayla mounts up for a  nice cg ride with some light  ass teasing  from Brad's  eager  fingers before he  flips her over  removing the  condom and   unloading on her face.

Scene 2: Diana & Rocco Reed:

 Diana is one of those woman that  delivery guys  dream of  when it comes to making  sure that they  get to do more than just  drop off the  groceries! Diana makes the moves on delivery guy Rocco who is a bit over dress for the typical delivery guy. That   doesn't stop Diana who is  quick to remove his  pants and  even  quicker to wrap her lips around his  cock.Rocco  shows her just how  skilled he is  when it  comes to  eating pussy  prior to her mounting up to ride him cg  style. Rocco then nails her in doggie style and unloads on her face.

Scene 3: Mikayla & Randy Spears:

 After along day of things going wrong and fighting with Randy about lack of food and water. He gets more than just the campfire roaring as he starts a fire between Mikayla's legs as they are both getting the other   going. After some decent   foreplay, they go at it in several different positions aggressively before Randy unloads on her tits.

Scene 4: Alanah & Randy Spears: 

The  scene  opens  with Randy laying on a  pool chair  and  enters Alanah  blurting out to him " I love You" then  offers to give him a  blowjob.Randy  then  works on her  pussy  fingering  her and  sucking on her clit. Alanah  mount  for  a cowgirl ride for a bit  before they  switch over  for some  spooning ending  with Randy  unloading on her  face.

Scene 5: Tanya & Marco:

Being outdoors always  brings out the  naughtiness in  everyone and that's what Tanya and  Marco have  come to realize as  they are literally up against a  tree  groping and  feeling the other up not  knowing that they are  being recorded by Randy who is  hidden in the  distances. Tanya gets to her knees  sucking  Marco off. Marco then nails  her  from beyond at  first then  on to the  floor  for   some  cg and  spooning on the  sleeping bag with  Tanya  taking the load to her  tits.

What Worked:

Listed as a  comedy,  one has to understand  what Randy is  trying to get  across in this  truly  corn ball  comedy  which one  can't help  but not  laugh at the  on screen  antics of Randy  Spears. I was hoping that Mikayla would have  started  speaking  Spanish  when he  started playing  with himself  after  she  said no to him asking  to have  sex again  inside  the  tent which  would have  made it  so much  funnier.

The blending of  scene  two and  three into the   camping fiasco  as an  ice breaker  between  Randy and  Mikayla worked  rather nice. The after effect of hearing the  stories leaving  Randy all hot and  bothered and  not being able to get off  after getting told  to stop  whacking off  was  funny!

The chemistry between the couples was on point and you noticed it when the camera panned onto the girls faces.  It was more apparent with Brad and Kayla than the others though Mikayla and Randy look great together fucking.

What Didn't : Granted Diana Doll is  hot and her  accent  can  drive men  wild but her   hamming it  up  with the  moans and groans  in her  scene with Rocco  didn't   cut it with me.  If you  take a  good look at her  while Rocco is  fucking her , she isn't that into him until the  very  end  when he  is  doing her  doggie which  doesn't  say too much  for Rocco. She made it look like she was in a hurry to get done with the scene and   collect her check.

I'm not to  big  of a fan  of  boob  jobs and how  big the ladies  decide to go but Alanah went  too big I think. At one point I thought  her tits  were  going to smack her in the  face while Randy  was  banging her. Granted she has a very beautiful shape and  body but a  bit to big in the breast  department. That's just my own personal pov..  I know a lot of the guys like huge tetas to  bury  their  face in!

Final Thoughts: The Mikayla Chronicles has a lot going for it that   enjoyed watching especially the  beautiful  Mikayla.  The  campy humor blended in nicely with a few of the  scenes. The  eye  contact  that  I saw with a  few performers  was a  nice  touch  showing  that they were  really not what they were  doing and  the  sex had a  realness to it  that they were  having  a good time at it. Overall a good couple's flick that   one will enjoy and you can add to your collection.

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