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Tunnel Butts

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 10/11/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Tunnel Butts
Starring: Melissa Lauren, Kaci Starr, Cassandra Cruz, Jaslin Diaz, Heidi Mayne, Ricki White, Adrianna Nicole, Mason Moore, Jamie Elle, Kelly Wells
Directed By: Chris Rolie
Scene 1: Melissa Lauren
Melissa's been around for a little while now, and she's always been one of my favorites. I still think she looked better without the boob job, but that doesn't change her nasty sex drive. Anyway, two goofy Euro dudes are playing around at a piano. They go to retrieve Melissa, who they have locked in a cabinet and blindfolded. They immediately start tongue fucking her asshole and spanking her. They take their hard cocks out and gag her with them. They bend her over one of those giant foam wedges and take turns plowing her asshole hard. They even choke her while they fuck her. One guy fucks her cunt while the other shoves a giant black dildo up her stretched ass. They throat fuck her some more and it looks like she even pukes a little bit. They take turns fucking her ass and mouth in various positions. We finally get to what I've been waiting for, which is a hot DP. These guys really show Melissa no mercy. They double fuck her in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. They both blast their loads into her mouth, and she swallows it down like the slut she is. As she's crawling back to her cabinet, one of the dudes grabs her and roughly fingers her pussy until she squirts.
Scene 2: Kaci Starr
I've never seen Kaci before, but she reminds me a bit of Gauge, in both her stature and her ultra sloppy blowjobs. The scene begins outside with her showing off her body. She has two Euro studs tied up to some poles, and she takes them inside to start the action. She chokes herself on their cocks, and her saliva drips everywhere. Soon a third guy joins the fun, and they immediately plug all three holes so she's airtight. They do some standing DP, then she sits on one cock while sucking the other two. She even squirts while getting her ass fucked. The guys put her on a bed and take turns fucking her butt and throat. They push her knees all the way back to her head and plow her upturned anus. In a new twist, they put one of those all-purpose curvy porn chairs ON the bed and slam her sphincter some more. They DP her in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. All three dudes cum in her mouth, but she can't even swallow it without gagging. This scene didn't really do much for me. Kaci did all the requisite stuff, but she didn't impress me.
Scene 3: Cassandra Cruz and Jaslin Diaz

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Here we have two very sexy Latina actresses. They show off their bodies for a few minutes, and then two dudes come in to eat their assholes. Jaslin gets one end of a giant double-headed dong shoved up her cunt while Cassandra continues to get her ass rimmed. One guys starts fucking Jaslin's pussy while the other goes straight to Cassandra's ass. Soon both girls are getting ass rammed and doing ass to mouth. Cassandra even does some nice gagging. I think Cass is better looking, but Jaslin is way more verbal and nasty, calling herself names and telling the guys to pull her hair and spit on her face. For me that goes a long way. Cass basically just does a lot of screaming. They take turns riding one of the dudes as he lies upside down on the couch. Jaslin gets ass fucked spoon style while Cass rides the other guy in cowgirl. Cass lies on her back and pulls her legs back so the dude can slam her asshole. The other guy is pounding Jaslin's butt doggy style. What I like about this scene is the guys don't go easy on the girls; they ram their assholes with all they got. The guys take turns straddling Jaslin's head and fucking her throat. Finally, both dudes squirt into Cassandra's mouth, and she snowballs the cum with Jaslin. This was a pretty hot scene.
Scene 4: Heidi Mayne
Heidi is being chased by a Euro dude wearing a cop's hat. He makes her crawl around the house, spanking her ass and pulling her hair. Then he pins her down and makes her suck his dick. They move to the stairs where he tongue fucks her holes. She gags on his dick some more and then rides him cowgirl style. At the top of the steps she rides him anally. They go into the bedroom and he plows her ass doggy style. He pulls out and shoves his cock down her throat, and even spits into her mouth. Heidi gets back on top for some more cowgirl anal. This guy really spanks Heidi's ass hard and generally treats her pretty rough in this scene. Next up is spoon style butt fucking and more ATM. Heidi rolls over for some good hard piledriver. She gets back on top once more and gets rammed up the ass in reverse cowgirl. The dude can't take it any more and busts a nut into her mouth. I think this is one of the weaker scenes in the movie. Heidi is cute, but her ass and thighs have a bit too much cellulite for my taste.
Scene 5: Ricki White
Ricki shows us how talented she is by playing the piano while wearing a butt plug. In the background two Euro dudes wearing masks are waiting for her. She sits on their faces and lets them tongue her curvaceous ass. God what I wouldn't give to stick my tongue up her asshole! One guy starts to fuck her from behind while she gobbles the other one's cock. Soon she's taking it up the ass and loving every minute of it. One of the things I love about Ricki is that she gives very sloppy blowjobs and lets her spit drip all over her big tits. Both guys fuck her mouth till their dicks are covered in saliva. They sit next to each other on the couch and Ricki takes turns riding them. They don't do an actual DP, but one guy will fuck her cunt, then she'll lift herself off and the other guy will fuck her ass. She puts her face down on the ground for some more amazing anal pounding. They pull out a few times to show some hot gapers. They go back to fucking her twat for a bit in missionary and standing up. You can tell Ricki really loves grinding herself on their cocks. Eventually both guys blast both their loads all over her jiggly ass cheeks and asshole.
Scene 6: Adrianna Nicole and Mason Moore
Adrianna and Mason both have some very elaborate tattoos, which is not really my cup of tea. Of course I'm willing to forgive a lot if the girls are nasty. The scene begins outdoors with the girls getting their pussies and asses eaten by two guys. Soon they're both sucking cocks, and Adrianna is great at deepthroating. You can tell she's definitely the nastier one... she likes to be slapped and spit on. They move inside, where Adrianna sits her ass right down on a cock. The other guy fucks Mason's cunt, and we discover that she is a squirter! She rides the guy cowgirl style and really soaks him in pussy juice. Adrianna takes her place and gets her ass reamed some more. Then she gets double fucked while Mason cleans the ass juice off the one dude's cock. The girls get on their hands and knees side by side, and the guys switch back and forth between Mason's cunt and Adrianna's asshole. Mason gets on her back and gets fucked till she squirts, while Adrianna does reverse cowgirl anal. Mason has a very hot body but I really wish she did anal. Both dudes blast massive amounts of spunk into Mason's mouth, and she swaps it with Adrianna.
Scene 7: Jamie Elle and Kelly Wells
As this scene opens, Jamie is showing how limber she is by putting both of her legs behind her head. I can just imagine fucking a girl in that position. Both girls show off their assholes, and of course Kelly's is already halfway gaping. They go inside and believe it or not they each take a big toe up the ass. Just when I thought I'd seen everything in porn, this comes along! A massive butt plug is brought out and each of them takes it up the ass. When it's removed from Kelly's ass we get to see her giant gaping hole before it's filled by a cock. Then Jamie gets back into her yoga position so she can get her asshole plowed. The two guys take turns straddling Kelly's face and skull fucking her hard. Soon both girls are getting ass fucked side by side and tasting their ass juice on the cocks. These girls are both very hot and very nasty. They put their asses up in the air and the guys ram them hard, switching back and forth. Kelly loves tasting her ass juice on those cocks and getting throat fucked deep. Jamie does some cowgirl DP and every time the guy in her ass pulls out, Kelly licks it clean. Next it's Kelly's turn to get double fucked. After that lies down with her legs pushed back and the dude bottoms out in her asshole like it's nothing. At the same time, Jamie is doing some cowgirl anal. Next they both hang their asses over the backs of chairs and get rectally reamed. Kelly's gaping hole is incredible. They each receive an anal creampie and let the slimy cum ooze out of their stretched assholes. This was a hot scene and a great way to end the movie.
Special Features:
The extras of course include a photo gallery, although this one is interesting because it looks like the pictures were taken completely independently of the filmed scenes. The behind the scenes footage is just eight minutes of Kelly Wells and Jamie Elle showing off their asses and preparing their assholes for getting fucked. And finally there is some info on various porn websites. As is the case for 99% of these videos, the extras are quite
Final Analysis:
This two-disc set is over four hours long, so you're certainly getting a lot of porn for your dollar here. However, I'd say two of the scenes are more or less dispensable, and all of the scenes are over forty minutes long. If they had just included the five hotter scenes, and edited those scenes down a little bit, they could have fit the whole thing onto one superb disc. Also, the DVD cover claims "100% USA Content," which means all of the girls are American. This was a good thing for me, since I'm not a big fan of all those generic Euro chicks. The problem is, all of the men in the movie are still European, and there's been this trend in pornos lately where the Euro guys are really goofy. They wear odd costumes, pick their noses, make fart jokes, talk constantly... it's very detrimental to the movie. That might be popular over there, but in America we want our men to just shut up and fuck the hell out of the bitches. And one more word of warning: all of these scenes involve various degrees of rough sex, including slapping, spitting, and choking. All of the girls seemed to enjoy it, so it was a big turn on for me. But some people might not like it. If for nothing else than the sheer amount of content here, I'm going to recommend this movie.

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