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Dexxter - Yeah, It's A Porno


Studio: Pure Play Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/12/09


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Dexxxter: Yeah, It's A Porno

Pure Play Media/Pink Lotus

Genre: Sitcum, Porn Parody


Director/Editor: Landon Weinberg

Cast: Kya Tropic, Nikki Rhodes, McKenzie Sweets, Lynx, Lexi Belle, Jack Fountain, Mark Frenchie, Chris Limpy

Length: 98:28 minutes

Kya Tropic

Dates of Production: 6/4/2009, 6/5/2009

Extras: The only extras here were some trailers.

Condoms: None

Nikki Rhodes and McKenzie Sweets

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Audio/Video Quality: Dexxxter was presented in an anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 color as shot by director/editor Landon Weinberg for distribution by Pure Play Media via their Pink Lotus label. The product was presented in 480i resolution using the MPEG-2 codec, the visuals a lot clearer than expected given the third rate cover (nothing against Nikki Rhodes, but it was a cheesy cover). The lighting was not perfect but it did manage to show some care went into the single camera shoot, the balance of medium and close up shots better than what many bigger companies offer these days though the shaky camera was not my favorite aspect of the show by any means. The tint of the colors was slightly off and what appeared to be motel room or static set sex was abundantly clear too but it did seem better than many quickly shot low budget parodies, if not on par with the high end stuff I like so much. The video bitrate hovered around the 5.5 Mbps rate and was sufficient, some compositional issues not marring the movie a whole lot. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, none of the vocals or background noises optimal (and there were a few times when the technical aspects could have used more polishing up, be it reflections or noises).

Lynx

Body of Review: Pure Play Media is a distributor known as the home of a wide variety of labels these days, usually smaller companies that tend to reflect their niche markets more rapidly than the big producers can handle. One of their flock, Pink Lotus, made some waves last year by releasing a parody called "Horat" in what was the best parody of the mainstream "Borat" flick, garnering a lot of acclaim though not winning piles of awards. Pink Lotus follows up this year with Dexxxter: Yeah, It's A Porno, a takeoff on the popular Showtime series about a serial killer that targets those in desperate need of dying, his insider status and brilliant mind usually making the show more appealing. In this sitcum, Nikki Rhodes plays the lead as a "cum splat technician" for the Miami police department, solving crimes with her powerful sex drive (though not killing anyone in the process). The company website described the parody like this: "Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami's sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off to this hot feature!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Lexi Belle

Scene One: Kya Tropic, an Asian with a few extra pounds, was up first as the victim of a mope she encountered on the job as an escort. She was in bed when he placed her "donation" on the bedside table, the gal wrapping her lips around his cock in a seductive manner. Her use of tongue was appreciated and she seemed well versed in the art of blowjobs, her thick ass hanging out of her black dress just begging for some cock. It took her awhile to actively ride him vaginally though, leaving on her attire as though self conscious but the scene weaker than expected because of her partner. She did some taste testing and a few positions later, he gave her a small wad of genetic juice to her mouth.

Nikki Rhodes

Scene Two: Nikki Rhodes, the redheaded lead on the front cover, was up next with curvy black newcomer McKenzie Sweet in another generic bedroom. The lesbian tryst was minimalist and their respective lack of experience together showed, the two at least making up for it with a modicum of chemistry even if the energy levels were largely flat. They started off with caresses and eating each other out slowly, moving to toys like a strap on dildo that was treated like a true cock, Nikki wearing it while McKenzie rode.

Scene Three: Lynx, an Asian with curves as full as any gal in the movie, was up next at the local brothel wearing a black fishnet outfit as she serviced another generic fourth tier mope. He was on a living room table as she massaged him, smacking his ass to turn him around for a little head as she looked straight at the camera. He played with her titties and ate her out when given the chance, both of them doing more oral throughout the short scene than anything else other than the passive vaginal penetration. It ended when he took too long to jerk off to her tits, the gal looking a lot like a tranny as she rubbed his spew onto her chest.

Scene Four: Lexi Belle, a sexy little hotty with more experience than all the rest of the cast put together, was up next in a striped outfit way too short to cover her perfect little ass as she got busy with a low end mope on the couch. The dress did not last long and her thong crept up her ass crack to divide her rump, her talented hands working his pecker until her mouth took over (to some annoying music). She was as active as she was allowed to be during the oral and vaginal plowing, her partner not doing a lot for her though she seemed to make the best of it in a few positions. It ended up when he dropped a small load of population pudding onto her pubic hair, the effort killing him in the end (a plot point to be sure given his lack of ability and chemistry).

Scene Five: Nikki Rhodes, now half dressed in bed, was up last with an earlier uncredited mope, sucking off his small but turgid member as she showed him a good time. After going down on him well enough, she rode him with a degree of enthusiasm in a few positions, the vaginal sex suiting her since he wasn't big enough to hurt. Nikki gave a performance here instead of getting into him but his ending facial showed he had been pretty busy of late from what I gathered.

Summary: Dexxxter by director Landon Weinberg for Pink Lotus was another low budget release taking advantage of the sitcum parody craze sweeping the industry, not measuring up compared to larger budgeted movies but still offering a showcase for Nikki Rhodes well enough to score an acceptable rating of Rent It. The DVD had minimal extras and the sexual exploits were bare bones decent but the parody elements were so minimal that it struck me a sequel would not be likely even if there were some clever moments tossed in spontaneously. In short, Dexxxter: Yeah, It's A Porno was much like the parodies of the early to mid 1980's in how the title contained most of the humor and the show itself was a loosely strung together series of straight (and one lesbian) encounters but Nikki fans surely wanting a copy of their very own.


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