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Green Card Cuties

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/12/09

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Green Card Cuties 1

Immoral Productions/Pure Play Media

Genre: Pro-Am, Gonzo

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Renata Black, Angelina, Eric Swiss, Honey Winter, Otto Bauer, Larissa Dee, Jenny Baby, Johnny Thrust, Victoria Rose; two unknown males also present

Length: 98:48 minutes

Renata Black, Angelina, and Eric Swiss

Dates of Production: 10/13/2008, 10/15/2008, 10/16/2008, 10/19/2008, 10/21/2008

Extras: There were no extras at all this time.

Condoms: None

Honey Winter and Otto Bauer

Audio/Video Quality: Green Card Cuties 1 was presented in 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jim Powers for Immoral Productions and released in standard definition using the MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. Immoral Productions is still a fairly new concern but with Jim at the helm, I was willing to check out what they came up with, the title a near parody of the recent Sandra Bullock flick. The fleshtones were occasionally accurate (lots of tint issues due to lighting) and the ladies were shown clearly, the "on the run" style of the scenes in line with the theme of the show. The bitrate hovered around the mid 4.6 Mbps range when I spot checked it but I did not get the sense that the specs made much of a difference this time. There was a lot of wild camera work that weakened the production, Jim always going for raw energy over technical finesse, but the close ups dominated much of the action and that weakened the context of some shots a lot. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 48 kHz sampling rate and the usual 192 Kbps audio bitrate. There wasn't any noticed separation but the vocals were clearly heard, even the limited English skills of the foreign narrator.

Larissa Dee

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Body of Review: Jim Powers and "Porno Dan" Leal comprise Immoral Productions, a company starting to make waves thanks to their admittedly politically incorrect humor as much as anything. Dan's own directing efforts in the past are most notably his traveling titles where he shot various mopes boning gals across the globe so it made sense that he would get Jim's dark humor in on a show like Green Card Cuties 1 where a gal narrates the willingness of women from all over Europe to defile themselves sexually for the chance at snagging a green card trip to the USA. The five scenes were not well labeled and most of the sex included copious amounts of anal but it should be noted that after the initial humor of the narrator telling the audience what kind of life the gal had (most likely a fictitious biography by the way), the scenes were just generic fucking with no exchange between the partners, none of the males credited (though I recognized some of them). The company website described the movie like this: "Jim Powers and Porno Dan have teamed up to bring you their newest reality-based series, "Green Card Cuties." Dan and Jim brought their pack of immoral buddies to Berlin to fuck Eastern European sluts. Watch these future concubines attempt to earn their Green Cards by trying to fuck their way to the USA. This first volume features some of the sexiest Eastern European women you will ever see fuck on film give it their all. They do their damndest in an attempt to convince lucky American guys they are worthy of bringing back to the USA. This film features 19-year-old Jenny from Budapest, Hungry; 21-year-old Larissa from Bad Freienwalde; 20-year-old Renata from Berlin, Germany; Honey, 20 years old from Budapest; and Victoria, a 20-year-old Gypsy. The way these concubines take cock up their pussies and asses will have you thinking about having one of them move in your home. As with the entire Immoral Productions catalog, this title is distributed by Pure Play. The CEO of Pure Play, Richard Arnold, said, "Porno Dan and Jim have found some of the hottest Eastern European girls I have seen. Some of these girls are willing to do anything for their Green Cards." Immoral Productions CEO Leal said, "Jim and I had a blast filming these gorgeous girls. I almost felt sympathy for them watching our rag-tag pack of ugly Americans defile Eastern Europe's finest daughters. I mean, who in their right mind would want to fuck Johnny Thrust, Otto Bauer, Eric Swiss and I." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Jenny Baby

Scene One: Renata Black, the brunette spotted on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up first in her search for a "David Hasselhoff" American, her masturbation efforts joined by blond Angelina, and Eric Swiss on a red couch. The color tint was really lame here as if the camera could not be adjusted for the poor lighting, Renata immediately going for Eric's cock to aggressively suck him off. She eyed the camera a lot here as she spit on it and stroked him off, Angelina unexpectedly jumping in without any explanation. Renata actively rode his pecker vaginally only and Angelina was only onboard for oral assistance, eventually taking his wad of genetic juice to cumswap with Renata, but it was not the worst pairing at all.

Victoria Rose

Scene Two: Honey Winter, the blond seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she was shot in montage format in public before she was paired off with Otto Bauer in a generic motel bed. She was naked but for her footwear, jumping his bone as if to drain it dry of population pudding, sucking him off before he hammered away at her pussy and ass mechanically. He added some amusing comments but otherwise, it was another basic scene without chemistry that ended with her getting a tiny pop shot to her pussy.

Scene Three: Larissa Dee, the all natural brunette seen on the middle of the right hand side of the cover, was up next as she inhaled the dick of Eric Swiss orally, the setting of another hotel room getting old by this point. Given the theme of the show, it might have worked better to have public sex or at least semi-public sex but I could not fault her mechanical skills as she sucked him off and allowed the penetration. Just as they were getting ready for the penetrative sex, another guy joined in (in a stupid fashion by the way), Larissa sucking him off as Eric tapped her from behind, her black lingerie looking pretty good on her frame all the same. It was vaginal and oral all the way though, ending when the men stroked off to her face.

Scene Four: Jenny Baby, the featured brunette on the center of the cover, was up next as she narrated her own story before taking care of moper Johnny Thrust. She wanted marriage and a green card, so she blew the small cock in front of her as he spit on her and smacked her around, the all natural gal aurally encouraging him to go further. There was choking and he fed her his cock, his hand filling her mouth up far better before they screwed vaginally and anally, the lighting the most amateurish of the entire flick. She was a fun gal though and had she worked with a better meat puppet, the scene would have undoubtedly been better. The ending nut of spew to her face was larger than the other scenes so his frequency or ejaculation must be about a tenth of my own, speaking volumes of why he must have been used (someone cancelled, yes?).

Scene Five: Victoria Rose, the small chested gypsy seen on the middle of the left hand side of the cover, was up last as she followed the formula, the gal masturbating on a motel room bed before an uncredited mope joined in to get some head and bone her. While too lean for me, she had a nice ass and showed some potential regarding the quality of her active riding skills, held back by the guy doing the work even as she efficiently worked his seed right out of him. Her need for seed aside though, the lack of chemistry was not as much an issue given the manner in which she went at his body, the load going mostly to her abdomen (with some to her mouth).

Summary: Green Card Cuties 1 by director Jim Powers for Immoral Productions showed some minor promise for those that enjoyed Jim's work at JM Productions and Dan's irreverent style in his on the road touring titles of the past but it fell short of the mark this time. There were no extras, minimal credits, and the running time was about half what most such titles offer up at the same price, the pairings showing little chemistry (if any) and mostly just amounting to European porn shot on the fly for as little money as possible. Still, if you enjoy seeing lean but modestly attractive (at best) women getting plowed as they earned a living, it was worthy of a Rent It, just set your expectations low this time or you'll be disappointed.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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