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Take Me Down

Studio: Cal Vista Classic » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 10/16/09

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Classic European feature

Director: Pierre Jarroid 

Cast: Serena, Lois Sloane, Renee Dubois, Rose Heller, Bill Brown, Steve Rado

Length: 81 minutes

Date of Production: Probably in mid 1980's 

Extras: There are four very good bonus sex scenes from other classic features. They are Sweet Throat, Vista Valley PTA, Tower of Power, and Visions of Clair. Four informative vintage trailers are provided. Those are Pleasure Palace, Flesh Fever, Tramp, and Two At Once. A photo gallery and legendary tribute round out the special features section.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality are good.

Overview: Take Me Down is a classic European feature which features two horny men who decide to take advantage of the sadness and loneliness of widows. Bill Brown and Steve Rado play the two buddies who want to comfort them in their own unique ways. All of the women in this film are hot looking. The storyline and pace of the movie is well done. There is a surprising turn at the end of this movie. Unfortunately, I was unable to identify the actors so I used their characters names in the scene descriptions instead.

Scene One: Bill Brown and Steve Rado are watching their gal pals tease them. The red head strips first and then, her brunette friend undresses in a sensual fashion. Afterwards, they dress themselves before heading towards the men. Suddenly, each one performs a nice looking blow job on her particular fella. Next, the guys thank their generous partner by doggying her until they squirt their man juice on her ass crack.

Scene Two: While talking about her husband, the beautiful widow Madelyn and one of our caring fellows kiss. She reaches for his cock and strokes it very tenderly before sucking it sensuously. Then, he tastes her passion fruit with attentive effort. Her face looks very pretty. Their 69 is swell. A hot looking spoonful of lust is shown. The blond's gorgeous body is a huge turn-on. The action is well done especially on his behalf. He uses good intensity during the doggie activity. Finally, the man deposits his load on her spine.

Scene Three: A female blond messenger has a message for the hot Madelyn. While she is reading it, the woman is caressing her chest. Suddenly, the hostess pounces on her visitor and kisses her. Then, the lovely woman focuses on her kitty with an oral massage.

Scene Four: Madelyn calls her male conquest's buddy. After he arrives at her home, she thanks him for the kind message. Moments later, the female messenger enters the room. Madelyn asks her about his body. The lady responds by saying that she cannot judge him with his clothes on. So, the women undress him. The widow and the guy kiss while the other blond sucks his cock energetically. The camera movements are good. Next, Madelyn orally pleases his manhood before the two beauties share his tool with good enthusiasm. There is also a couple of nice bush shots. Afterwards, the guy screws Madelyn mish style while the women kiss. His energetic fuck motion is very good. The threesome look great together. Later, the messenger humps the lady while the man strokes his meaty plaything. The messenger kisses her tit. Soon, the women are scissoring each other quite well. The fella tastes some pussy. Then, he and Madelyn kiss as he runs his hands on her breasts. Afterwards, the blondes suck his hard on. There is more pussy hump activity by the women while he tastes them. Later on, he takes turns fucking them. His rhythm and effort are solid. At the end, the two beauties suck his cock and stroke him off.

Scene Five: The man takes the messenger back to his place where he blindfolds his buddy. The blond lady sucks his cock. He feels her snatch. It does not take long until he figures out who is pleasuring him. Meanwhile, the other man is doggying her. Afterwards, the lady makes him cum in her mouth. In the middle of the scene, Adele Michaels leaves a message on their answering machine.

Scene Six: While one of our male comforters is meeting with Ms. Michaels, she comes onto him in the kitchen. Suddenly, the lady jumps on him and kisses him. She takes out his dick while he feels her sex spot. Her oral treat is very sensual and tender.. Later, the woman takes him to the living room. He eats her cute muffin once she lifts her dress up to her waist.

Scene Seven: His buddy shows up at Adele Michaels' home. When the woman is about to finish his friend, the guy mentions that the dessert is for her. As soon as she opens the box, Adele notices his cock is popping out of it. The sweet tooth woman sucks on it briefly. Moments later, she asks him to doggie her as she recontinues her prior oral treat on his buddy. His energy level is good from the start. Her cock sucking technique is cool looking. Once Ms. Michaels strokes off her original stud, she sucks her newest conquest's dick and gets him off too.

Scene Eight: Once one of the male comforters gives their newest widow a leash, he leaves. Her beloved pooch has passed away. Moments later, his friend is already with her and he is acting like a dog. He has a leash on. The sad lady sucks his cock on the couch. Next, she undresses. Then, the man eats her bush with solid effort. Next, a 69 is performed. The pair look very pleasing to the viewer's eyes as he is on top of her. They are playful towards each other. The guy doggies her next.. Suddenly, his buddy walks in on them. The lady walks over to him. They kiss. Meanwhile, the other guy eats her kitty. When the action moves to the couch, the woman sucks her prior guest's cock well as the newcomer stimulates her bush with his mouth. Then, she rides a cock while she reciprocates the man's gesture on his dick. Afterwards, the lady gets doggied. Her facial expressions are hot. Then, her new stud fuks her from behind as she sucks the other guy's cock. The new guy's facial expressions are cool. The viewer can tell that he is working hard. Then, he cums on her. Later, his buddy cums on her mouth.

Scene Nine: The blond messenger shows up at the guys' place. The men would rather have some oral stimulation on their peckers than coffee. Moments later, she strokes their manhoods. Next, the blond cutie sucks both of their cocks with nice enthusiasm. Finally, they give her a facial. It is important to note that this scene does not have a separate scene box when the viewer goes to the scene menu.

Scene Ten: A hot looking blond is dressing in her bedroom. Afterewards, our male stars show up at her home. After some conversation, she sucks one of their cocks while his buddy fucks her from behind. The scene is shot well. Then, the men change roles. Later, the lady rides his partner's dick while the other man has his pecker sucked on. Suddenly, the woman's maid appears in a wedding gown. One of the guys brings her over to the couch. The woman sucks her friend's love muffin in a slow sensual manner. The blond sucks her escort's cock. In the meantime, the other guy doggies the lady with a lot of energy. Then, the escort mishes the maid with much passion. The action is great. Next, the woman sucks his buddy's dick. The lady is having a lot of fun. Later, both women are sucking cock and each one strokes one of them off.

Final Thoughts: This movie is definitely a classic. It has everything that an oldie, but a goodie is known for. A great storyline, hot sex, beautiful women, and short sex scenes as compared to current ones. Also, there is a surprising twist at the very end of the movie that enhances the greatness of this film. I highly recommend this production.

Apache Warrior

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