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Seasoned Players Meets Ass Eaters Unanimous
Seasoned Players Meets Ass Eaters Unanimous
Tom Byron Pictures
Genre: MILFs, Rimming
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Adriana DeVille, Tom Byron, Gina Rome, Sean Michaels, Hunter Bryce, Christian XXX, Tanya Tate, Raylene
Length: 147:27 minutes
Date of Production: 8/31/2009 (box cover); 8/1/2009 (credits)
Extras: The best extra was the 28:52 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The gals were fun and added something to the proceeding, some establishing a bit of chemistry as they prepared to go to town licking ass. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, and the expected spam, a slip case covering the shiny red case holding the disc.
Gina Rome with Sean Michaels
Audio/Video Quality: Seasoned Players Meets Ass Eaters Unanimous was presented in a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures in the MPEG-2 codec (like most standard definition titles are, using a 480i resolution). The camera work mixed it up this time with a bit of tease footage taken inside the house, including some quality time of the ladies in skimpy outfits or naked, but much of it out by Tom's pool where the lighting was better too. The video maintained a bitrate of mid 4.3 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to almost none and each scene provided solid fleshtones that appeared to be accurate as Craig Daze and Tom worked the cameras. The composition of the scenes was consistent too with the picture not always optimal (looking better this time though) but as far as Tom's work is concerned, it was shot with the ladies in mind; making the gals look their best for the most part or at least as much as the point of view style he employed could make them. The editing was generally decent, showing the same level of skill as the last time I checked out one of his movies for review, albeit I wished some additional tease footage was left in the scenes or provided in the extras section of the DVD. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor so I would say it was about average in most respects.
Body of Review: Tom Byron and Tom Byron Pictures have been providing perverted porn for some time now, Tom selling titles that are traditionally underrepresented in the general market such as his popular ass rimming series or his MILF work. His latest release making it to my desk is Seasoned Players Meets Ass Eaters Unanimous, a combination of his works that give up some of the most popular established performers as they rimmed Tom and friends. My personal favorite of the crowd was Raylene, her comeback scoring points as she has been making the rounds all over the industry where she might not have orgasmed on camera but she has been far more sexually skilled than she ever was under contract. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Tanya Tate and Christian XXX
Scene One: Adriana DeVille, a curvy and friendly brunette wearing an aqua colored dress, was up first with Tom Byron on the couch, her intermittent three year career peppered with a number of decent performances. Proving that experience is a good thing when it comes to scenes, she was pawing him during the interview as she explained what she's about. Once that was over, she began aggressively slobbing his knob, her dedicated approach a nice change of pace from the newcomers that rarely offer as sweet an oral ride. Tom gave her some oral too but both of them provided a lot of rimming here, the vaginal penetration elevated as a result. It ended with a modest facial jerked off to her face, the genetic juice landing around the floor too.
Scene Two: Gina Rome, a long time industry participant, was up next at her home (owned by her and her husband Claudio) with Sean Michaels, the Italian gal coming from east of Venice. After the reminiscing was over, they went inside for her to tease, Sean enjoying the way she sucked off his first couple of inches before moving to his ass. While playing the rusty trombone seemed a natural act to her, she enjoyed it much more when he reciprocated, Sean soon pounding her pussy with his lengthy pecker as she tried to accommodate it. Both did more rimming and oral throughout the scene, Sean blasting her face with population pudding to close things up.
Scene Three: Hunter Bryce, a brunette claiming to be 28 (under the age of a "seasoned player") but looking closer to 37, was up next with Christian XXX, the balding guy having suggested her to the director. She came across better than her partner during the interview but as the actual sex progressed, it occurred to me that whenever Tom passes up a gal in one of his movies, something is wrong (typically with the gal). She did okay sucking him off and rimming him, but the enthusiasm seemed more mechanical than usual, whatever chemistry popped up from time to time, watered down to a degree even if the fun factor was high. They both rimmed each other and gave some head, Christian encouraged to choke her a little to elevate the dynamic between them. It seemed slightly rushed and as if something was going on behind the scenes but it wasn't a bad scene if you like the two performers, the ending nut of spew landing on her face.
Scene Four: Tanya Tate, a blond from Liverpool England, was up next with Christian XXX. She moved to Manchester and is a relative newcomer to porn, especially domestic porn shot in the USA, but thankfully Christian made it (he was late for the shoot) and it was clear they knew each other. They stretched out on a couch and her tits came out, Christian savoring her orally but concentrating on her pussy & ass (he admitted that he could bury his face in there). She reciprocated passionately and laughed at his belt buckle, the trio laughing as Tom suggested she "salute it". She plied her trade slow and seductively here, wrapping her lips around his dick and going to town before they boned hard. She was an active vaginal rider much like the others had been, seeking to get off pouncing on his rod but always managing to go back to rimming and slobbing his knob. The scene finished up with Christian jerking himself off into his own mouth, then swapping it with her.
Scene Five: Raylene, the comeback hotty featured on the front cover, was up last as she prepared to do "nasty things" in her reportedly last rimjob on camera with Tom Byron. I'm sure I've seen her do it to him before and she backed down from her initial suggestion that she hadn't done it before, Raylene admittedly never coming during a scene but looking better than ever of late. The interview by the pool went well but she perked up when they went inside to copulate. After a kiss, Tom went first as he savored her ass crack wholeheartedly. She moaned in pleasure and soon dropped to her knees to go down on him, her blowjob handled very actively before she upgraded to the rimming advertised. While Raylene was not the most enthusiastic salad tosser of the fuck flick, she did a fine job of tickling his tonsils from the opposite direction, shoving her tongue far up his asshole as possible. That led to some heated vaginal penetration and face sitting, Tom jerking off to her face and chest with a decent load (not "huge" as Raylene suggested).
Summary: Seasoned Players Meets Ass Eaters Unanimous by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures had some dedicated salad tossing action as advertised, the five ladies proving they were quite willing to tongue a male asshole in between getting head and being pounded vaginally. I enjoyed Raylene's performance best but only because I find her attractive, a couple of the others outshining her performance on technical merits. I rated the movie as Recommended for a general gonzo audience but fans of females rimming males should consider it a must have, particularly if you are into older ladies. In short, Seasoned Players Meets Ass Eaters Unanimous was slightly less polished than either of the component series tends to be individually but it suited the advertised dynamic sufficiently well to make it a worthwhile title to pick up.
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