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Asses of Face Destruction Vol. 7
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Asses of Face Destruction 7
Evil Angel/Buttman Magazine Choice
Genre: Female Domination, Face Sitting, Web-to-DVD, Compilation
Cast: Kirra Lynne, Jason, Laila, Thatty, Alexis Texas, Aaron Willis, Flower Tucci, Hugo
Length: 140:00 minutes
Date of Production: 2009
Extras: There were five trailers, 4 photogalleries, a cast list, filmographies, and some websites.
Thatty and Laila
Audio/Video Quality: Asses of Face Destruction 7 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame, MPEG-2 encoded with 480i resolution, color the scenes were shot in for their various releases over the years (this being a compilation) by director Romulus for distribution by Evil Angel as part of their Buttman Magazine Choice selections. The lighting was not always solid and that led to some grain, video noise, and other issues, with the composition of the shots looking almost like a home movie in need of editing but the sense of raw energy was still as solid as ever for the series; this being another set of scenes (some of them older) from the popular internet website) There was no intercourse in any of the scenes but the cocks did come into play a little, even if not penetrating mouth, pussy or ass as I would have preferred. It did look similar to the last volume I saw though so aside from the overly extensive use of the zoom feature on the camera, it wasn't bad at all. The video bitrate was always seemingly hovering around the mid 3.4 Mbps area though the visual issues seemed the result of the low end lighting most of the time. The audio was presented as 2.0 Dolby Digital in the standard 192 Kbps bitrate using a 48 kHz sampling rate according to my receiver but I heard no separation between the channels and I'm of the belief that the original sound was straight from the microphone on the camera. You could hear the background noise and light hum of the camera when the cast was quiet and the vocals were hollow but it struck me as fitting given the nature of the material.
Body of Review: Romulus and Evil Angel have had an ongoing deal with regard to distribution for some time now, his admittedly rough looking scenes shot for the internet drawing the attention of the company for their raw energy and devotion to ass worship a natural way for it to branch out in its chosen market. His latest movie is called Asses of Face Destruction 7, a fetish flick where no fucking except mind fucking takes place, the ladies smothering their partners with their ample ass cheeks rather than allow any vaginal or anal penetration (outside a tongue that is). The company website described it like this: "The lucky seventh edition of Roman Video's Asses of Face Destruction offers five fabulous new scenarios of hot and harsh ass-to-mouth grindfests featuring German lesbians Laila and Thatty demonstrating their uncompromising teutonic tongue-to-hole stylings, as well as stirring installments starring Flower Tucci, Alexis Texas and Kirra Lynne that each start out with engagingly raunchy nasty-talk and butt-spreading aimed directly at the camera lens before seguing to the sight of these fabulous femmes dominating their favorite wimps with nothing but their asses, pussies ... and very dirty minds." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Laila and Thatty
Scene One: Kirra Lynne, the blond seen on the middle of the left side of the cover, was up first, maintaining the theme of the series where she verbally abused a loser named Jason as he serviced her orally. She sat on his face a lot and the camera focused mainly on her, this time doing more POV angles and maintaining better lighting, though there was still no evidence of genetic juice or population pudding observed.
Scene Two: Laila and Thatty, a couple of redheaded women, were up next as they took the concept slightly further by excluding men altogether. Here and in scene four, they kept the basics of the concept by applying face sitting, just one of them being dominant each time. The cunnilingus was interesting and the ass licking sweet, but the camera was too obvious and this time, there was an emphasis on bringing the theme to the point of choking the subordinate on the bed. The subbie was dressed at all times too, a departure from most Femdom flicks involving two females.
Scene Three: Alexis Texas, the bountiful bleach blond babe beckoning from the upper left hand corner of the cover, was next as she teased the extremely up close camera with her curvy physique. She whispered dirty talk about how great her body was and what she intended to do with it, slapping her rump before allowing Aaron Willis to jump in and play. They started off with her face sitting on him in a chair, moving to the bedroom where he was strapped down, his tongue licking her extensively as she gyrated her hips. Alexis was always in charge and maintaining her role, the gal always appealing in this series.
Scene Four: Thatty and Laila went at it a second time, reversing roles as they tried a second round of face sitting and smothering. They left their bras on here but their panties came off between positions, the dynamic the same of in their previous scene as some foreign dirty talk was applied.
Scene Five: Flower Tucci, the hotty featured on the right hand side of the cover, was up last as she went through some tease using her oiled up ass to appeal. The front cover pose looked just like an earlier cover but the action appeared to be different, Flower another gal perfectly suited for the series better than anyone else given the way she threw herself into her role. While I found the POV footage better, "slave boy" Hugo was the lucky loser this time, crawling out of the closet on her leash as he followed her up the stairs for some domination by Flower. She punished him with face sitting and it perhaps gave her a chance to vent some frustration over her current court battles in Florida, the gal trying to regain her name from a company she made a contract with.
Summary: Asses of Face Destruction 7 by director Romulus for Evil Angel continued the traditions of the series and even provided a slight visual upgrade for the footage presented, gals like Flower Tucci and Alexis Texas providing the most appealing smothering of the show. While there was no penetration here outside of a tongue in a pussy or ass, the premise of the show is advertised as such so the rating of the five scenes earned a Recommended for anyone into smothering. The amount of raw energy and enthusiasm was sufficient to provide lots of replay value and strokability, the kind that lesser productions simply do not have in enough quantity to make them keepers for a general audience. In short, Asses of Face Destruction 7 might appeal beyond just the fetish crowd thanks to the way the ladies fulfilled their ends of the deal (pun intended) so pick up a copy of the movie and see for yourself.
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